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Topic Started: Apr 2 2017, 08:14 AM (68 Views)
EternalDomino
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GALAXY NIGHTLY NEWS



*A female avian wearing a business suit and some feather pieces appears behind a white durasteel desk with a holograph projecting PDA in her hands.*

And welcome back to Galaxy Nightly.

You know, I've stopped to think about why is this broadcast called Galaxy Nightly? Some people seeing this are clearly doing so in the afternoon,evening, and morning time where they are; regardless of your timezone welcome and thank you for tuning in.

We have some news coming from Empire civspace, where it seems the civil war of Luna Centaurii has come to a quick end after only three days of rebel fighting. A single district was taken before a Sectorial Enforcement fleet beamed in, secured the FTL lanes, and proceeded to orbitally bomb rebel positions once the loyalist avians were evacuated for safety. The Emperor himself presided over the short yet definitive battle against the rebels, who were inspired by the slime Gamma Epsilon. It is assumed hundreds are dead, and rebel prisoners were taken. The Empire is in the process of returning evacuated citizens to their homes and rebuilding the affected districts.

In other news, a new cooking show has recently surfaced in lawless space, cryptic and ominous in origin! You can bet we will be paying close attention to this "Channel P".

We have also received alarming news that lawless space criminal "Gearhead" is on the loose, and has returned to his ways of inspiring fear in the local populations of the "Vethus" clusters. Having kidnapped a woman whom's identity will remain concealed, was rescued recently also by Imperial forces. This was the original ransom broadcast, presumably Gearhead had some help.

In other news, the current issues of the "Constellation of a New World" seem to be getting worse everyday. One can wonder if this Empire will simply implode on itself in due time.

Well, thats all for now.

Next time there will be a sixty minute special, heading to one of the Andromeda core worlds to show YOU where you should visit in the good old kingdom of Andromeda, as well as a investigation into a USCM horse meat scandal!
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... This only confirms my suspicions
Edited by williamcll, Apr 2 2017, 10:24 AM.
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