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Small Penguin Named Fishbone. Alive
Topic Started: Apr 29 2017, 10:07 PM (173 Views)
Bond
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Alive, captured. Beam to these coordinates *coordinates*
20 thousand. If he dies, none.

You have until next week.
Edited by Bond, Apr 29 2017, 10:14 PM.
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tehbrandon1
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Munge.
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"Yeah, riiiight. This is clearly bullshit. Why would anyone pay nine million pixels for picking up a penguin and beaming him somewhere? Clearly fake."
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Bond
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If you had any decent info, you'd know this kid is worth a lot more than you'd imagine.
Anyways, I can lower the price, if that makes you feel better.
20,000.
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tehbrandon1
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"Kiddo, info doesn't matter in bounty hunting and the price still looks fake to me. You're wasting your cash and I'm not sure I want it."
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Bond
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That's fine. Just don't get in the way of anybody that does.
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dsthesecond
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The original DS, nintendo is just a copycat.
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Ey, how much you bet this is about the penguin trying to defend itself or somethin'? Crummy bounty-man bein' racist.
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tehbrandon1
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Munge.
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*A modified music player playing 1812 Overture at deafening volume would be sent to the coordinates.*
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Bond
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The penguin did nothing..
his parents have something.
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tehbrandon1
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Munge.
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"Why waste time going after the kid when you could go after the parents?"
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Bond
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Because I'm not a gravedigger.
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tehbrandon1
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Munge.
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"Edgy, but makes zero sense. You ever consider that you're wasting your time with this bounty and even more time responding to me."
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williamcll
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Maxie/Lankay/Maynes
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*Maxie wonders why there are even kids on this planet*

So what do those doods owe you anyway you need a chick for a bargaining chip anyway?
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Bond
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not of your concern
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