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Topic Started: May 15 2016, 04:44 AM (853 Views)
Kero
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Howdy! This bounty is nice, easy, and a quick way to get rich quick!

Slimes are dangerous, cunning and need to be exterminated. I will pay 5000 pixels for every dead slime's seed you bring me. However, I will pay 100,000 pixels (Or some badass boots that project knifes if you prefer) if you can prove that the seed you bring belongs to the stupid little purple one that smells of grapes. Proof of any kind will do, however I would prefer proof in the form of pictures of her gruesome death

Tips for killing slimes:
Slimes are (very) weak to water
Slimes are cunning and tactical, however they hide this with a masquerade of stupidity
Slimes are resistant to bullets and psychological attacks

To collect the bounty, seek out the badass, legendary, one and only KERO. If you haven't seen a hundred posters of him already, he is the green Novakid with classy clothing, and a sweet colourful mask and sheriff hat. Here is a poster

*A hand-drawn poster of Kero shooting confetti out of a gun would be shown. It is torn around all sides.
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Kero
May 15 2016, 04:44 AM
he is the green Novakid with classy clothing, and a sweet colourful mask and sheriff hat. Here is a poster
Barbra: WOW I DIDN'T KNOW ICARUS GOT A NAME CHANGE
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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Roses are red violets are blue, I want to die and so do you!
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(( XD Bartender please place a post it note so icarus can see it IC)) Icarus: This guy looks like a wanker. Wait a second .... he looks like ME???

Malice: Confetti cunt. that's what i'm calling him from now on.

Youta: I-i-i-imbecile *hed snort*
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*Multiple post it notes would be placed under the bounty,In different languages including Galactic Standard,Avian Common,Floran Common,Hylotl Common*
Howdy! This bounty is even easier!

This ignorant and foolish Kero, who is somehow afraid of slimes evenwhile he calls himself "Badass" and "Legendary" though no one actually knows him, has to be taught a lesson that includes highfiving Death. Proof? Bring his head on a pike,place it in the belltower and take pictures of it because he has sinned, trying to hurt the innocent... Isn't that a reason to kill him?

Tips for killing Kero:
Kero is (very) weak against sharp things!
You can drug him! oSunbane will do the job or you could use oNachaya make it fun!
Kero is not resistant to bullets!
Kero can be killed like every other novakid! (Don't kill the other novakids,they are good people. Most of them.)

Upload the pictures of the target to the web, with the tags KeroDefeated,Kero,Justice,SlimeHater,BountyCompleted
You will receive 1 million pixels from the closest Polaroid Station, Contacting the station is anonymous.
Edited by Sircarius, May 15 2016, 11:29 AM.
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Syninja #131: My first task I see...
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Edited by Mrs Bartender, May 15 2016, 11:41 AM.
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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(( XD ))
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Kero
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(( Oh man, this'll make Kero happy ahaha ))
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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(( first day in i bet ur gonna get shat on XD ))
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Kero
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(( Unfortunately I have to wait until the weekend before Imcan play during peak hour :/. Thanks time zones ))
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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(( lol k I can't play ATM Schl wifi sucks ;~; blocks all steam games so we can't play online ))
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OmiCron
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Marcion: A bounty on my little Jellybean? Guess I'll have to pay Kero a visit.
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tehbrandon1
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Zeta: What does this say? I see...slime?
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Citali
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*A hand-written note would be on the board*

I have killed a slime for Kero. I would like to show Kero the dead slime. Could Kero and I meet up at some point?
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(( You monster, you killed a slime!? What'd they ever do to you? ))
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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(( I bet it's a decoy for citalli to kill Kero )) (( looks like it ))
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