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Topic Started: May 15 2016, 04:44 AM (852 Views)
Kero
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Making robots
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Howdy! This bounty is nice, easy, and a quick way to get rich quick!

Slimes are dangerous, cunning and need to be exterminated. I will pay 5000 pixels for every dead slime's seed you bring me. However, I will pay 100,000 pixels (Or some badass boots that project knifes if you prefer) if you can prove that the seed you bring belongs to the stupid little purple one that smells of grapes. Proof of any kind will do, however I would prefer proof in the form of pictures of her gruesome death

Tips for killing slimes:
Slimes are (very) weak to water
Slimes are cunning and tactical, however they hide this with a masquerade of stupidity
Slimes are resistant to bullets and psychological attacks

To collect the bounty, seek out the badass, legendary, one and only KERO. If you haven't seen a hundred posters of him already, he is the green Novakid with classy clothing, and a sweet colourful mask and sheriff hat. Here is a poster

*A hand-drawn poster of Kero shooting confetti out of a gun would be shown. It is torn around all sides.
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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Roses are red violets are blue, I want to die and so do you!
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(( I bet it's a decoy for citalli to kill Kero )) (( looks like it ))
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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Roses are red violets are blue, I want to die and so do you!
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* A video would be sent to the poster of zeta with about 6 .50 AE rounds in him limp on the floor with many holes in him and looks dead*

*His contact details would be posted and the account details for he money to be sent to*
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Kero
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(( For the record, I haven't been ignoring these posts. Kero simply hasn't replied to any of them, and frankly he never intended to. So there's an explanation for that. ))
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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Roses are red violets are blue, I want to die and so do you!
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(( You scabby little mother fucker.. XD ))

((Where is zeta anyways? ))
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Cojiro (Community Organiser)
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That's why you attacked me.
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Kero
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(( It would have been so funny if you had actually saved me, considering the reason he was attacked in the first place ))
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Citali
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=== PLL - DELIVERANCE ===

This One has claimed the bounty on Kero's head. Attached to this message is a video of the death.

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=== PLL - DELIVERANCE ===
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tehbrandon1
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Munge.
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(( To Icarus on where I've been; I sort of had an existential crisis that I'd rather not talk about, I'm not sure if I'm going to be returning to Frontier to be honest. Glad to see ya still remember me. ))
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Kero
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"Hmph..."
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