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| GhettoSpiritMedium | Jul 6 2015, 06:30 PM Post #1 |
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
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I'll start by posting three words Once upon a Now, the next person posts three words to go along with the three I posted. Then, the next person posts three words to go along with the previous words, and so on and so forth. Make sure you copy and paste as well. Lets write the next Harry Potter. STORY ONE Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Matty | Jul 7 2015, 08:47 PM Post #151 |
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars |
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| GhettoSpiritMedium | Jul 7 2015, 08:48 PM Post #152 |
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens |
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| Matty | Jul 7 2015, 08:49 PM Post #153 |
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop |
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| GhettoSpiritMedium | Jul 7 2015, 09:09 PM Post #154 |
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting |
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| Matty | Jul 7 2015, 09:20 PM Post #155 |
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay |
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| GhettoSpiritMedium | Jul 7 2015, 09:38 PM Post #156 |
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay. ANYWAYS back on |
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| Matty | Jul 7 2015, 09:41 PM Post #157 |
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay. ANYWAYS back on the real housewives |
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| GhettoSpiritMedium | Jul 7 2015, 09:43 PM Post #158 |
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay. ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating |
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| Matty | Jul 7 2015, 09:54 PM Post #159 |
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay. ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man |
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| shiley740 | Jul 7 2015, 10:21 PM Post #160 |
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"This isn't over...this isn't over by a long shot!"
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her. GOD BLESS AMERICA Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!! Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!" "It's too late" whispered Michelle. "Ikr" said Natasha "DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle. Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!" Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay. ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly |
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