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Three Word Story
Topic Started: Jul 6 2015, 06:30 PM (1,184 Views)
GhettoSpiritMedium
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
I'll start by posting three words

Once upon a

Now, the next person posts three words to go along with the three I posted. Then, the next person posts three words to go along with the previous words, and so on and so forth. Make sure you copy and paste as well.

Lets write the next Harry Potter. :snazzrih:

STORY ONE

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They said I wasn't good enough for television. How do you like me now, voices in my head?
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it
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"This isn't over...this isn't over by a long shot!"
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a
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"This isn't over...this isn't over by a long shot!"
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles out her mom's
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"This isn't over...this isn't over by a long shot!"
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles out her mom's skin & grafting
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If you're really doing this, I want to help.
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles out her mom's skin & grafting her wide vagina
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“I’m getting seriously tired of saving your life.”
Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles out her mom's skin & grafting her wide vagina against the big
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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles out her mom's skin & grafting her wide vagina against the big yellow gazebo and
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When you walk into the room. You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above. And you lift me up in a wave of love
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first. We'll make heaven a place on earth

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Once Upon A time... there was a girl who ate waffles every day. One day she forgot how to give a blow job to her boyfriend named Paul. Lucky for her, Paul liked to give himself one. He was flexible and fucked her and deleted her from his contacts. What a douche! I know right! This is lame! Very, very lame! That was when Michele Obama arrived and set fire to Paul's house. Paul died oops. The girl laughed until she died. Michele resurrected her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Michelle's arms vibrated, powering electrical devices. She transformed into a human battery, which was unique. That's when her friend named Natasha- a Russian spy -bought her flowers. They made out under the moon, grabbing a condom: Michelle knew what she was in for! She slipped it inside her very wide set vagina. "WOW" shouted Natasha when she saw a dildo appear from inside Michelle's WIDE SET VAGINA!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a priest threw holy water to cleanse them and this story. "God forsakes thee!" as he took his colossal Bible and shoved it up his butt. The DEVIL emerged and blew him! The priest exploded, with pleasure "GASP," turning Natasha on like a lightbulb. A disclaimer appeared saying "PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PORNO!"

"It's too late" whispered Michelle.
"Ikr" said Natasha
"DIE!!!!" shouted Michelle.

Knives spurted from Michelle's amazing vagina. "Teehee" screamed Natasha as she came to her senses. Throwing on her clothes, Natasha left while everyone died from the knives. Looking back again, all she saw was dead ends. Her life flashed..... before MICHELLES eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Michelle thinks, as she gives birth to demon twins named Torple and Philomena, who feasted on the souls of their parents. It was very gruesome, ending in love at first bite for them as they started an incestual affair which Michelle thought was plain nasty. But who didn't want to stop watching these two fuck, and decided "Wow, we're pedos", then she snapped. She decided to kill the babies, but not before she made sure they had supper. As if everything would be okay, Michelle grabbed a big black dick, and gasped, realizing "that's not mine", "but I want it inside me!"

Barack walks in, arms crossed and sent her to his evil dungeon to kill the dragons residing within Michelle's cold heart. That's deep bro. I know right? He sighs dramatically. There's a penis chained to a big black girl's anti racism speech. She queefs loudly which was disgusting causing her to leave the story. Michelle straps on a rubber duck to her wide tube top shirt as she scuttled across the floor. She zooms into the next dimension that's on Mars with the aliens who like poop, which is disgusting and super gay.

ANYWAYS back on the real housewives, Susan was dating a white man who was secretly a black man, which is why she shot him-Wow, racist much-a snuff porn- What? Marge saw a demonic skeleton which reminded her of her mother, a lesbian dragon, who she vanquished into hell so she shot it with her pillow, having no effect. Susan got annoyed, vomiting on it giving the pillow an unneeded stain and then she let out a loud screech, for the skeleton was a sexy moan, yikes! Anyways, it was so annoying when a purple little lesbian chick, named Amethyst, strutted her fat ass towards the skeleton at the pickle, filling herself with a fat one then she took a pink scabbard and fucked it, splitting her vagina to become a "Thing," spitting tentacles out her mom's skin & grafting her wide vagina against the big yellow gazebo and it sucked in
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