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The Pink Dawn; Kawaiist have taken the regions capital! What will your nation do to stop them?
Topic Started: Jun 20 2016, 01:03 AM (105 Views)
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What will you do to push out the invader?

Emergency Radio Broadcast:
ATTENTION! All citizens are instructed to seek the nearest fallout shelter! Today at approximately 3:00pm, Illimunati Cultural Advancement Officer, Kawaii~Chan has launched a siege on our capital in hopes to take power. Word has been received that no shots have yet been fired, but kawaii tanks are rolling in alongside the Kawaii brigade. Kawaii~Chan is broadcasting a speech in an unknown location.

Again, if you haven't done so, please evacuate your homes and seek the safety of your nearest fallout shelter immediately!

The Broadcast:
Citizens of Illuminati, today marks a new day, a day which will never be forgotten. Today is the day I set you all free from the teetering society which has for too long held you down. I do not blame the Chancellor anymore than I blame his opposition. It is all their fault that they would not listen to your cries for the "Moe", your cries for the "Kawaii", your cries for the simple luxuries of Otaku. If they will not grant us these simplistic wishes then we shall take them by force!

The buck doesn't stop there however, it is time to collect interest as well! Because no one even bothered to visit our Kawaii Village upon it's embassy's grand opening, we shall claim all of this land, from the far as I can see, as Kawaii Village. We will become one colossal nation united under the flag of the Kawaii Party. I would like to assure you that the transition from your old government to our new one will be as painless as possible, as long as no opposition is pressed against us.

However, we fear that individuals such as the founder, the grand chancellor, leaders of the Templars and perhaps even newcomers may seek to do away with our mission. None the less, together comrades, we can destroy our opposition, and secure Kawaii Ideals forever as the highest doctrine of this land!

I await a telegram from the current government officials to decide where they stand: will you lay down your arms and let our peaceful transition process commence, or will you choose to arrogantly oppose and attack us? The choice is yours, but let it be clear that opposition equals death.You have only a few hours to decide before we decide for you.

Kawaii~Senpai, signing out!
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-----------Vintony-------------------------

Grand Chancellor Vintony was resting in his pleasure pad when he received news of the assault. The courier who delivered the message had to stumble over the sleeping forms of countless party goers on his way to the GC, who rested upon a fur-covered throne.

"S-Sir! The Kawaii! They're attacking!"

Vintony's eyes shot open. "I knew this day would come." He carefully slipped out from under the sumptuous forms of the two women who rested in his arms and rose, muscles rippling, beard flowing in a nonexistent breeze, and strode to the door. The room was filled with beautiful women who rushed to his side, grasped his arms, and begged him not to go.

"I have to do this my loved ones. Someone has to face the monsters at our door and throw them back to the hackneyed, one dimensional island from whence they came! Fret not for I will return to you and our celebrations will rock the very foundations of the world!" He walked out of the room and summoned his generals.

The city of Illuminati was still repairing itself after the damaging civil war earlier that year. Many buildings were only half finished with the scaffolding of construction still around them. Qochasiva park was now a concrete plaza under which the bones of the Faux chancellor and his rebels had been buried. Parades regularly took place there.

Surrounded by his Templar bodyguard, a half-dressed GC stood on the balcony of his palace and addressed a crowd assembled below. Loudspeakers carried his message through the city:

"Fellow citizens!

I'm not going to lie to you, we're going to have to fight again. I know, we're all tired of fighting, we're sick of it. We thought it was over. It doesn't look as if it is.

"Citizens, this is a blessing, not a curse. There is no joy like the joy of victory. We were happy when the civil war ended, let us be happy again when this one is over. For those of you who despair the prospect of combat, look forward to that day when we can peaceably meet in the forum, free of another enemy to stress about. Huddle in the bunkers if you must, wherever is safest and most comfortable for you. Trust in me my friends, and soon your worrying will end for we are no longer a divided people and our counter-attacks will be far sharper.

"And to those who do not wish to cower, who are not tired of fighting, think not of the day when this is over. Instead, think of the sun as it rises and dream of the battlefield it will rise over. We will march forth more gloriously than ever previously and engage in the most righteous of championships. There is no competition more worthy than the fight for ones own life and we have quite the fight ahead of us. Relish the thought of fire, breathe deep of the smell of ash. Pray to Mars for strength and Qochasiva for glory and march with me!

"Our enemy is a vicious one. They wallow in cuteness and shrink from strength. Their goal is to drown us in a culture alien to us, alien to all sensible people. Your children will become animals, your humor will become joyless, your ability to realistically immerse yourself in the entertainment medium will be broken by shifts to inadequately researched realities. Your hair will take on shapes science cannot explain! But worst of all, you will be drenched in an unending tide of adorability; a sea of cute expressions and quirky nonsense which destroys all that is stoic and serious.

"The enemy is at our gates! Clear your minds for battle. Screw your courage to the sticking place and ride with me unto the bloody dawn!"

5:23PM, Inside Fort Roma Qochasiva

Vintony's lieutenants debated fiercely on how to best respond to the forces outside their door.

"We could launch a full counter-attack; rely on the cities air defenses to protect the sky and hit them while they're uncoordinated."

"No, no you fool. We should hunker down and prepare for a siege. We'll be better protected here and can let them bleed to death on the ramparts."

"It would be better to hit them with a cyber-attack, cripple their communications to disorient them."

"It's obvious what we should have done long ago: light the signal fires, let it be known that Gondor calls for aid."

"They may be strong but we aren't exactly weak and we've had time to develop an arsenal of new and interesting weapons. Might I suggest we unleash projects A through Z9?"

Vinotny pondered all for a moment then said:
"Before we do anything, we need a reliable measure of strength. Contact the Kawaii delegation. Some rules will need to be drawn for the upcoming battles."
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------Rhyphix----------
Kawaii Senpai,

Well done. Your ousting of the Grand Chancellor brings joy to my heart, a joy not felt since the siege of Illuminati and the Coup of Jinckus. I offer my full support, resources and manpower to your fill use.

Respectfully,

Rhyphix.

*OOC, I won't be participating in this due to real life time constraints.
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------Kawaii-Chan---------

"This is pleasing news indeed! I will be bringing a fight most cheeki breeki to the field!" Kawaii~Senpai exclaimed of joy. The very fact she now has support from the founder meant this battle would become a breeze.

OOC:
I will soon be posting the rules by having a Kawaii delegate respond and list out all limitations and ultimately how the game shall be played. Please stand by as I speak with the GC about this. Thank you!
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Greetings,

I shall hereby set the rules of engagement before both of you as well any nation whom joins into the conflict. These rules are as follows:

1. The use of nuclear weapons are off limits as their is very little to be gained from destroyed land on either side.

2. Our armies will be based on our War Scores which can be determined at the beginning of the war through this formula:
(Defense Forces + Economy + Scientific Advancement) x Population *put in decimal = War Score

*So for example if a nation has a population of 580 billion it becomes .580

3. The War Score will be set in stone at the beginning of the war and may not change, however, war scores may be combined through alliance of other nations.

4. Players may take prisoners of war, and anyone may be subject to imprisonment.

The current participants in the war are:
Vintony with 566.1935 WP
Kawaii~Chan with 1681.7073 WP
Farlandiay with 1357.0898 WP

This will be updated if nations join in.

Since both participants have agreed to these terms, it gives my great honor to announce an official call to arms for the Kawaii Villagers and volunteers who seek our glorious nation to annex all of Illuminati.

Glory to Kawaii~Senpai! May the moe forever burn within you all!

Sincerely,

Akiyama~Chan
Kawaii Village Delegate
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------Vintony--------

OOC: Likewise, I call all those who believe in Illuminati and have faith in the strength of their culture to fight these oppressive demons!

A quick point though: can we adjust the rules regarding tech limits and leader assassinations? Obviously you can't stand in front of a tank and expect to live but I like to fight with my troops and I think it's possible to abuse the term "specific location" to kill off anyone you want. How about we just agree no leader assassinations for the duration of this RP? We can think up mechanics for doing that kind of stuff later if we really want it.

Also, I think it would be far more entertaining if the most wild of Kawaii technology could do battle with Vintonyian genius. Balancing be darned. If Ewoks can down the Empire's finest storm troopers, then A ragtag group of my axe swinging Woodsmen can topple an army of Kawaii jaeger mech suits.
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-----kawaii-Chan-----

OOC:
Okay I removed the two rules we discussed. I will add Farland's warscore whenever we figure out how I messed up the calculation. (please read the telegram on NS if you haven't so I can fix this).

UPDATE: I fixed it! ^_^
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-----Farlandiay------

Around an alter of the Ruby Cross, 9 Vanguard Templar stood. Before each of them was an unlit candle, and daggar. This was a rare and solum cerimony. Farlandiay stood on a tenth pedastol with a single lit candle. The glim light barely illuminated the 10 members, but the small light provide little comfort to the members.

We met here today to discus the spector of Kawaiism. Do not fool yourselves, it is not a culture but rather a plague. We must take action, all who wish to vanquish this threat, light your path.

Five Candles flicker to life

We, the Vanguard, have initiated an inquisition. We shall purge Kawaiism from our ranks!

The Vanguard who did not light their candles, knowing a terrible fate lie before them, plunged the knives into their hearts.

Today, the grasp of Kawaiism of the Templar has been purged, tommorow, the grasp over illuminati shall be obliverated

Farlandiay turned away, but deep down felt remorse. He had hoped that, somdhow, he would fight alongside the Kawaii agsin. This feelings quickly dissapated as he entered the roaring crud of Templar Knights.
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-----Happy People Land-----

OOC: Is it Permissible that I participate?
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---------Vintony--------

It is indeed. But only if you side with me. ###gunner





The round table in Vintony's War Room wasn't the high tech battle space his CIC was in the fort, but it provided him with a more comprehensible image of the front lines. His captains sat around it, pushing around the liquor bottles and shell casings he insisted on using for markers.

"So," Vintony began. "The Kawaii have us surrounded." He pushed a 5.56mm bullet from the fort to a location further into the city.

"They'll likely move on the palace first, try to cut the head off of the government so they can break us down piecemeal. We'll put artillery in Qochasiva park to prevent that and protect the eastern approach.

"Take part of the civilian militia and have them guard the bridge crossing over the Triumvirate river. The western highway has three bridges that are the only way across. I doubt they'll try to move on the city through such an obvious choke point. Besides, I don't want an untested force like the CM so close to our troops. There's no telling where Kawaii spies have been planted."

"So I take it we're settling down for a siege sir?"
"Nonsense. I intend to seize the initiative."
"But how will we strike? They outnumber us three to one!"
"I know! I haven't seen such inspiring odds since the Wintonian Rampage. We'll have the Templars backing us up and I'm putting in a call to the Mt. Nittany navy to augment our air support. We'll do just fine."

The Captains shuffled their feet, uncertain of whether their general was right in the head.

"We'll attack here." Vintony slammed a bottle of rum down amidst a collection of plastic toy soldiers meant to represent Kawaii forces. The location was to the east of the city.

"If we can keep their lines fluid, it'll prevent them from setting up any lasting fortifications. I want to keep the way east open anyway so that if we need to, we can have relief forces punch through to the city from the east coast.

"Notify the armored divisions, we'll be probing the Kawaii defenses and, if they prove vulnerable, smash through them to the other side. Make sure the division captains are prepared though, the breach may close behind them and, if it does, I have another plan in mind."

The Grand Chancellor's forces will officially engage the Kawaii forces at the most convenient time for both parties.
Edited by Kawaii-Chan, Jun 20 2016, 01:11 AM.
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