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Husband Beaters
Topic Started: Apr 19 2015, 07:06 PM (74 Views)
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Preface: this was a satirical microfiction that I wrote with the attention of flipping the script on the domestic violence problem we have currently.

HUSBAND BEATERS

Jason pulled his car into work. He had a black eye and a bruised lip. He walked into the office and saw his old buddies, Austin and Josh hanging out by the water cooler. They ask him how they got the bruises; “my wife beat me” Jason said. They ask why; “because I didn’t do the dishes.”
“Sounds like that’s your own fault man.” Austin replied.
“Yeah” Josh followed, “I know, I failed to organize my clothes the right way so my wife locked me in the cellar for three days.”
“Holy shit” Jason said, stunned.
“It was my fault man, you know us men, we’ve got to be disciplined.” Josh told him.
Jason’s boss called him over to do something, his boss was dressed in a suit looking professional.
“Hey I had a problem at home. I think my wife might be abusive.”
“We’ll accommodate you. I had a project for you.”
“Yeah?” his boss came up closer.
“How would you like…a promotion?” his boss whispered in his ear seductively.
“Ma’am, I’m very uncomfortable. I’m sorry, I’m just not attracted to you that way.”
“And what happens if you file a sexual harassment suit?”
“I…I…I…”
His boss stopped him
“let me just make one thing abundantly clear. I OWN YOU. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. BITCH.”
Jason went home feeling very dejected. He entered his one story house and went into the kitchen to start cooking dinner for his wife (she wanted it done promptly). Jason had tried being a househusband for a while, but was only just recently able to talk his wife into letting him work. This was unheard of.
His wife arrived home, in her work clothes. She proceeded to crash on the couch.
“Yo, get me a beer! The game starts in five minutes!”
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