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Why the Razzies boost interest in terrible movies
Topic Started: Feb 25 2009, 03:02 PM (540 Views)
johnnox
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Check out the byline of this highly talented journalist...

My story here!
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Pera
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Guardian :shock: So you're a serious journalist now ?
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Great article!!! Well done Cloth!! :clap:
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johnnox
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Ta!

I'm a schitzo, Pera. By day I make my money working for crappola publications writing about tits and babes and celebs, by night I write stuff for publications with a bit more worth to them.

One requires a thesaurus, the other require use of the words 'jugs' and 'god's milk bottles'.

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"The Guardian"! Oooo, get you, Mary.

Well done - t'was a great read.
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Its my first piece for their website, if you're bored, these pieces went into their Saturday The Guide magazine.

How to escape movie style scenarios in real life

Hollywood and the Recession

How dead celebrites make money

and finally something from the Independent on why I hate interviewing female celebs...

The worst celebs I've interviewed are women



* ends blowing of own trumpet and starts compiling list of best boobs in Britain *
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You MUST list who the foul female celebs are.

I am guessing the hair mousse/dying from exhaustion diva is Jennifer Ellison, the fat bird with the clothes labels was Claire Francis, and the mad Spice Girl was Geri.
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Correct about the mad spice girl; the hair mousse saga was Dannii Minogue before Put The Needle came out and the fat bird was Claire Richards from Steps.
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And who was the Big Brother horror?
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Nikki Graeme. EXACTLY how she is on TV, horrible little whore.
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johnnox
Feb 25 2009, 04:55 PM
Nikki Graeme. EXACTLY how she is on TV, horrible little whore.
UGH!

Am rather upset that Dame Dannii was such a cunt motherfucker, though.
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Strangely I interviewed her again a few months later when she was in 'interview' mode and she was charm personified.

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Fickle moo.
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Who are the 30-something actresses who faked a friendship to get a free holiday?

Sophie Anderton is the coke-snorting 'supermodel' hooker no?
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correct about sophie anderton, the two d-list actresses were Tricia Penrose (Heartbeat; no, I'd never heard of her either) and Gaynor Faye (Fat Friends, Dancing On Ice etc)
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Gaynor Faye is one of the few women on earth who would benefit from a little domestic violence against them.

I fucking HATE her.
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why? she's one of those women of which I have never seen a Tv show with her in, yet she had loads of tv work.

She was quite nice, despite lying about her friendship.

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Gaynor Faye is such a shit 'actress' who was in Coronation Street (first appearing in the early 90's when the show was being written by her Mum Kay Mellor). I was overjoyed when they killed her off (shortly after her mother left the show).

Then she appeared on 'Fat Friends' which "coincidentallly" was produced and written by her mum! I suppose it's obvious as her f*ck-ugly face could only be loved by a mother.

She has also appeared in Playing the Field which was written by her Mum.

With her mother not working as much she is reduced to appearing in Dancing on Ice. The only tragedy about that is that one of the skate blades didn't sever an artery.

I don't know WHY i hate. She just has one of those faces that only looks good with a fist in it.
Edited by Glamorama, Feb 26 2009, 11:56 AM.
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I have that feeling about Ray Quinn, Jonathan Wilkes, Fearne Cotton, Alexa Chung, Steve Jones and Gok Wan.
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How the fuck has Alexa Chung got a career? She's absolutely bloody HOPELESS!
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