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The Official Jennifer Lopez Thread
Topic Started: Nov 21 2009, 05:32 AM (7,819 Views)
bulgar
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^ very much so

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May 7 2013, 01:27 AM
^ very much so

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best looking woman in her 40s ever. such a stunner
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May 8 2013, 01:42 PM
the queen of the dullest beach music is back :grin:
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:chuckle: It practically *definies* the term generic! I guess this is what she does reasonably well though. Generic trash to be played at beach parties.
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I disagree Riv. I think she has now gone so far beyond generic, she's actually become white noise.

Can she only ever record with Pitbullshit now?

I'm presuming madonna will ne next to do this.
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johnnox
May 8 2013, 02:19 PM
I disagree Riv. I think she has now gone so far beyond generic, she's actually become white noise.

Can she only ever record with Pitbullshit now?

I'm presuming madonna will be next to do this.
Don't joke about something that's doubtless true!
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johnnox
May 8 2013, 02:19 PM
I'm presuming madonna will ne next to do this.
oh god no, anything but that
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Pitbull's even written a rap for Madonna's comeback single...

Yo yo yo...
Mista world wide
Queen o' pop by ma side
Getting kinda dub
As we're bustin in da club

Feelin' kinda smooth
As I slip into her groove
OAP skin's full o' lotion
And we're causing a commotion

Her last album's kinda shit
And it didn't spawn a hit,
She suckin' my fountain of youth
Dontcha know dat is da truth."




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:chuckle:
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:lmao:

POST OF THE DECADE!
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I like Jennifer as a person and she's a stunner but how many times has she remade the same song now (with diminishing returns)? As mentioned I just pray Madonna doesn't get wind of this as it will surely be her next 5-years too late ploy to capture the kids.
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Not even Top 100 on iTunes yet! :chuckle:
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johnnox
May 8 2013, 03:24 PM
Pitbull's even written a rap for Madonna's comeback single...

Yo yo yo...
Mista world wide
Queen o' pop by ma side
Getting kinda dub
As we're bustin in da club

Feelin' kinda smooth
As I slip into her groove
OAP skin's full o' lotion
And we're causing a commotion

Her last album's kinda shit
And it didn't spawn a hit,
She suckin' my fountain of youth
Dontcha know dat is da truth."




:lmao:

i can actually hear that in my mind right now

oh, and of course that jlo single is beyond shit
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the video

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Hopefully Madonna was in the wings taking notes on what an actual female looks like so she can incorporate it into her next 500 hour workout.
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in typical fashion this shamelessly trashy anthem has finally clicked on me today - i'm absolutely loving it. that cheap spazz breakdown after the chorus is to live for :drama:

as for its accompanied video, words just cannot describe how amazing and flawless she's looking these days
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Jun 12 2013, 10:48 PM
in typical fashion this shamelessly trashy anthem has finally clicked on me today - i'm absolutely loving it. that cheap spazz breakdown after the chorus is to live for :drama:
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The song remains complete trash and a 2/10. Her live performances of it are a solid 8/10 though, the woman is fire, she can sell ice to an eskimo.
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