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The official Christina Aguilera thread; New album in 2018
Topic Started: Jan 8 2008, 04:23 PM (22,168 Views)
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and people are calling gaga ugly :manson:

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Christina didn't throw the cough drop to anyone. Someone asked this Girl on twitter about it...

this is what she replied:

xoLiiSAMARiEx3 @atlneptun nooo omg lol she uses cough drops before each ballad and she threw it to one of her ppl and they caught it she's too nice 4 tha
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On the Record with FUSE

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She's doing "You Lost Me" on Letterman. Yay!
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i just loved the footage of sufferforartina serving dishes to starving african children

yet another interview showcasing what a pretentious cunt she is, i just adore her, i really do
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Jun 9 2010, 11:32 PM
i just loved the footage of sufferforartina serving dishes to starving african children

yet another interview showcasing what a pretentious cunt she is, i just adore her, i really do
:lmao: :clap:
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Jun 9 2010, 11:29 PM
She's doing "You Lost Me" on Letterman. Yay!
she really is pullin all stops promoting the album this week. can't wait for her opus being officially pronounced a transatlantic number one :drama:
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Jun 9 2010, 11:33 PM
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Jun 9 2010, 11:32 PM
i just loved the footage of sufferforartina serving dishes to starving african children

yet another interview showcasing what a pretentious cunt she is, i just adore her, i really do
:lmao: :clap:
oh, and u can just tell she showered with litres of betadine right after the camera was turned off
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Entertainment Weekly's review

Grade: C

Much has been made of the peacocking crop of next-gen pop stars who have risen to take Christina Aguilera's place in the four years since she released her last studio album, 2006's Back to Basics — especially a certain pantsless, zeitgeist-lathering Lady. That may explain the glut of cool-girl collaborators (M.I.A., Le Tigre, Sia, Nicki Minaj) on Aguilera's latest, though in the end, the 29-year-old singer's biggest adversary isn't Billboard's late-aughts parade of Gagas, Katys, and Rihannas, but her own bad habits.

From the earliest Britney-versus-Xtina days, Aguilera's vocal supremacy has always been her multi-octave trump card. Alas, that natural gift is too often negated on Bionic by her penchant for stock step-class beats and an aggressive, exhausting hypersexuality. The Minaj-assisted come-on ''Woohoo'' (''All the boys think it's cake/When they taste my woohoo'') and self-explanatory ''Sex for Breakfast'' pant lewdly alongside finger-snappy '90s flashbacks like ''Glam,'' ''Prima Donna,'' and ''Vanity,'' which seem to have been conceived primarily for walk-offs on RuPaul's Drag Race.

There is some redemption in several sharp guest spots: M.I.A. delivers on the squiggly, hypnotic banger ''Elastic Love,'' while Australian chanteuse Sia, co-writing and providing backing vocals, turns Aguilera into a smoky, almost Fiona Apple-esque torch singer on the lovely sequential ballads ''All I Need,'' ''I Am,'' and ''You Lost Me.'' If only Aguilera herself didn't seem so lost in Bionic's hollow, manic detours. C

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^ spot on.

even when you combine the album and bonus tracks and then get rid of the drivel, what's left is a bunch of tracks that are so different in sound, production and lyrics that do not deserve to be labeled an "album". the original concept behind the record is gone. there's a few cool electro tracks, a few cool pop songs, and a few strong ballads. and that's that. poor Floptina.
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Jun 10 2010, 01:40 AM
there's a few cool electro tracks, a few cool pop songs, and a few strong ballads. and that's that.
And that's fine for me. Forget about the supposed "theme". Who really cares? You can't hum a "theme". There are enough good songs on it for me and that's all I really care about! Of course it could and should have been WAY better, but I can still enjoy what good stuff there is. I'm not too hung up on the whole "Bionic theme" and her bullshit.
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You Lost Me, live on Letterman




And the interview:

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she's a good singer, i'll give her that.

BUT STILL

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Jun 10 2010, 10:15 AM
You Lost Me, live on Letterman

I prefer this live to the studio version :clap:
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Why does she keep saying her son inspired this album?

I mean, all she sings about is being not herself, somebody licking her woohoo like a cake, stripping, having a morning sex and hating boys.
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Jun 10 2010, 09:16 PM
Why does she keep saying her son inspired this album?

I mean, all she sings about is being not herself, somebody licking her woohoo like a cake, stripping, having a morning sex and hating boys.

:lmao:
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Jun 10 2010, 09:16 PM
Why does she keep saying her son inspired this album?

I mean, all she sings about is being not herself, somebody licking her woohoo like a cake, stripping, having a morning sex and hating boys.
let me clear it out for u

she's not being herself because she once had to change the baby's diapers as the nanny in charge was abdent-probably fired because she was rude enough to catch a cold
woohoo licking does not lead to a baby belly, woohoo pumping and grinding does so rather more effectively
stripping is what she still does in front of the bathroom mirror to make sure whatever was stuck in her belly was been taken out
morning sex prevents her from being in a bad temper the rest of the day, which can only be a good thing for both the baby and its nannies in particular
she hates boys cause one of them knocked her up and she now has to pretend she's inspired by the product of his actions
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:lmao: Tbanks for clearing that up for us FB!!
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