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The official Christina Aguilera thread; New album in 2018
Topic Started: Jan 8 2008, 04:23 PM (22,159 Views)
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Hahaha! You're great!!!!!
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Omg this is too much :rotfl: :rotfl:
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OMG!!! :rotfl: :lmao: :lol2:
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http://idolator.com/5529861/the-top-10-worst-lyrics-on-bionic-christina-aguilera

The Top 10 Worst Lyrics On ‘Bionic’


10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”
It’s not very clever just to shout out vulgarities at people who don’t appreciate you. We have a feeling bluntly telling people to eff-off isn’t winning any of your haters over. (Also, the only person to remain charming while saying “fuck you” in a song was Lily Allen.)

9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”
These lyrics in this song, which comes off like a Mariah Carey/Robin Thicke throwaway B-side, just make us roll our eyes—and what does strawberry cream have to do with anything? Because you’re talking about breakfast? Does anyone eat strawberry cream by itself? Why not just throw in a Cap’n Crunch rhyme? Or Leggo my Eggo? Also, that orgasm wink is as subtle as Bionic gets.

8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”
Another crude rhyme included just to shock people. We feel like we’re listening to the musical version of a Hustler magazine.

7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”
Gotta wonder how her husband Jordan and son Max feel about this particular male-bashing song.

6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”
The hook of this track from the deluxe version of Bionic is on a whole new level of irritating—it’s as though Christina sampled Charlie Brown’s teacher with his repetition of “wah-wah-wah”. But there is no such thing as a “wobblehead”, and when you resort to making up words Dr. Seuss-style, it’s a pretty clear indication you’re being a lazy lyricist.

5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”
Christina is definitely not the first artist to pen a song about the joys of oral sex. But in an album already overflowing with horniness, not one track tackles sexuality in a fresh or clever way, instead resorting to lewd, uninspired lyrics.

4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”
Thanking your parents for making you hot is just plain icky.

3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”
Ah, “Vanity”, the song that keeps giving! Xtina marries herself in this stuffy, overproduced track—yes, really. We have a feeling that wedding would turn out about as classy as Christina’s infamous VMA performance with Britney and Madonna. (Except Christina would get more face-sucking time, and a lot more attention.)

2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”
What’s worse than making up a word to rhyme it with another word you can’t rhyme? Forgoing any sort of creativity whatsoever and just using the same word twice.

1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”

We’ve previously stated that “Elastic Love” is the best song on Bionic, so you know the lyric in question had to be absolutely terrible to wind up #1 on our list. Yes, Christina, we understood that your love was not, in fact, a rubber band, or any of the other office supplies mentioned in this song. You don’t need to literally spell it out for us. This lyric is the definition of space filler.
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Lyrically, today's music is not any better than Bionic, if you ask me.

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That third picture down is another one where the person who made it now looks like an utter douche.

As they "walk through the valley of them flops?" Bitch, Xtincta *is* the valley.
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Now THAT'S more like it.

Hopefully Vadge actually cares about her next LP and releases something that blows everyone else out of the water, Gaga included, so we can use that pic.
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The official "You Lost Me" cover:

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lovely close up but there's too much going on.

artsy fartsy water color strokes + fancy script font + close up of slutty whoretina's eye = :confused:
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At least her vayjayjay isn't on display. It's an appropriate cover!
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http://idolator.com/5529861/the-top-10-worst-lyrics-on-bionic-christina-aguilera

The Top 10 Worst Lyrics On ‘Bionic’


10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”
It’s not very clever just to shout out vulgarities at people who don’t appreciate you. We have a feeling bluntly telling people to eff-off isn’t winning any of your haters over. (Also, the only person to remain charming while saying “fuck you” in a song was Lily Allen.)

9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”
These lyrics in this song, which comes off like a Mariah Carey/Robin Thicke throwaway B-side, just make us roll our eyes—and what does strawberry cream have to do with anything? Because you’re talking about breakfast? Does anyone eat strawberry cream by itself? Why not just throw in a Cap’n Crunch rhyme? Or Leggo my Eggo? Also, that orgasm wink is as subtle as Bionic gets.

8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”
Another crude rhyme included just to shock people. We feel like we’re listening to the musical version of a Hustler magazine.

7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”
Gotta wonder how her husband Jordan and son Max feel about this particular male-bashing song.

6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”
The hook of this track from the deluxe version of Bionic is on a whole new level of irritating—it’s as though Christina sampled Charlie Brown’s teacher with his repetition of “wah-wah-wah”. But there is no such thing as a “wobblehead”, and when you resort to making up words Dr. Seuss-style, it’s a pretty clear indication you’re being a lazy lyricist.

5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”
Christina is definitely not the first artist to pen a song about the joys of oral sex. But in an album already overflowing with horniness, not one track tackles sexuality in a fresh or clever way, instead resorting to lewd, uninspired lyrics.

4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”
Thanking your parents for making you hot is just plain icky.

3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”
Ah, “Vanity”, the song that keeps giving! Xtina marries herself in this stuffy, overproduced track—yes, really. We have a feeling that wedding would turn out about as classy as Christina’s infamous VMA performance with Britney and Madonna. (Except Christina would get more face-sucking time, and a lot more attention.)

2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”
What’s worse than making up a word to rhyme it with another word you can’t rhyme? Forgoing any sort of creativity whatsoever and just using the same word twice.

1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”

We’ve previously stated that “Elastic Love” is the best song on Bionic, so you know the lyric in question had to be absolutely terrible to wind up #1 on our list. Yes, Christina, we understood that your love was not, in fact, a rubber band, or any of the other office supplies mentioned in this song. You don’t need to literally spell it out for us. This lyric is the definition of space filler.
Obviously written by a retard... and no, I don't mean, Aguilera.
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At least her vayjayjay isn't on display.
what happened to 'wohoo'? is it the second single or not?
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At least her vayjayjay isn't on display.
what happened to 'wohoo'? is it the second single or not?
have u been living under a rock? it's already peaked at the dizzying heights of number 79 in the states and 148 in the uk. oh well, at least it sold the album :sadbitch:



oh wait :confused:


we're now entering single 3 phase
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Bionic PLUMMETS to #45 in the UK this week, her Greatest Hits re-enters at 72

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A pub last night played Vanity

Me and my flatmate went mad :rah:
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Jun 25 2010, 09:41 PM
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Jun 24 2010, 03:48 PM
http://idolator.com/5529861/the-top-10-worst-lyrics-on-bionic-christina-aguilera

The Top 10 Worst Lyrics On ‘Bionic’


10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”
It’s not very clever just to shout out vulgarities at people who don’t appreciate you. We have a feeling bluntly telling people to eff-off isn’t winning any of your haters over. (Also, the only person to remain charming while saying “fuck you” in a song was Lily Allen.)

9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”
These lyrics in this song, which comes off like a Mariah Carey/Robin Thicke throwaway B-side, just make us roll our eyes—and what does strawberry cream have to do with anything? Because you’re talking about breakfast? Does anyone eat strawberry cream by itself? Why not just throw in a Cap’n Crunch rhyme? Or Leggo my Eggo? Also, that orgasm wink is as subtle as Bionic gets.

8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”
Another crude rhyme included just to shock people. We feel like we’re listening to the musical version of a Hustler magazine.

7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”
Gotta wonder how her husband Jordan and son Max feel about this particular male-bashing song.

6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”
The hook of this track from the deluxe version of Bionic is on a whole new level of irritating—it’s as though Christina sampled Charlie Brown’s teacher with his repetition of “wah-wah-wah”. But there is no such thing as a “wobblehead”, and when you resort to making up words Dr. Seuss-style, it’s a pretty clear indication you’re being a lazy lyricist.

5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”
Christina is definitely not the first artist to pen a song about the joys of oral sex. But in an album already overflowing with horniness, not one track tackles sexuality in a fresh or clever way, instead resorting to lewd, uninspired lyrics.

4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”
Thanking your parents for making you hot is just plain icky.

3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”
Ah, “Vanity”, the song that keeps giving! Xtina marries herself in this stuffy, overproduced track—yes, really. We have a feeling that wedding would turn out about as classy as Christina’s infamous VMA performance with Britney and Madonna. (Except Christina would get more face-sucking time, and a lot more attention.)

2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”
What’s worse than making up a word to rhyme it with another word you can’t rhyme? Forgoing any sort of creativity whatsoever and just using the same word twice.

1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”

We’ve previously stated that “Elastic Love” is the best song on Bionic, so you know the lyric in question had to be absolutely terrible to wind up #1 on our list. Yes, Christina, we understood that your love was not, in fact, a rubber band, or any of the other office supplies mentioned in this song. You don’t need to literally spell it out for us. This lyric is the definition of space filler.
Obviously written by a retard... and no, I don't mean, Aguilera.
How so?
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