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The official Christina Aguilera thread; New album in 2018
Topic Started: Jan 8 2008, 04:23 PM (22,134 Views)
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ladygaga
@TheRealXtina just bought your new single. Seems the old Christina i loved has returned! Congratulations!! "
https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/248041385813483521
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That's a kiss of death...


:) i know she means well.
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#4 iTunes US

hate this song, but so happy for her
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Xtine replies to Gaga's tweet

@ladygaga Your tweet was just brought to my attention, I dont know if you're a man or a woman, but thank you so much sweetie, I really appreciate it.

Damn :burn:
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It's about Gaga's appearance on MTV as Annie Lennox.
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Edited by Anastasia Beaverhausen, Sep 18 2012, 05:20 PM.
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She's going for the Snooki crowd.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
Sep 18 2012, 05:15 PM
It's about Gaga's appearance on MTV as Annie Lennox.
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Oh man I know, so unoriginal and such a copycat, poor Annie Lennox.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZBKcavXYw

OMG @ the video teaser

is she actually fucking every random hot guy she meets in the desert? what a liberating experience
i suspect it's all about the story of a penniless transvestite porn star trying to head to wherever the annual gay porn film awards take place as she's a nominee for best double penetration scene and wouldn't wanna miss the chance of walking on that red carpet no matter what.

i sincerely feel inspired by this woman
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All hail DPtina!
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Sep 19 2012, 10:08 PM
:rotfl:

All hail DPtina!
may she be banging our bodies forever and ever

yaaaaaaay yeeaaah!!!!
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Humbletina is ready to inspire new generations to copy her every utterance. Start at 0:59 for comedy gold

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may she be inspiring us for decades to come.
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Idolator: Xtina Delusional Over Bionic Comments

Christina Aguilera’s Lotus is coming our way mid-November, so it’s finally time to let go of the past — forgive, forget, and move on from prior missteps, right? Wrong! We were just about to stop ragging on Bionic and let Xtina’s new (and, presumably, improved) music speak for itself, but then she had to go pick at the wound again by making some pretty extreme claims about the LP in her Billboard cover story. Amongst other gems, The Voice judge says you have to “really be a music lover” to appreciate her 2010 flop, which will “forever live on.” Say what?

Aguilera’s full quote: “I can proudly say [Bionic] was ahead of its time, to be honest. It wasn’t so commercialized. You had to really be a music lover, be a true fan of music and the love of being open to really appreciate that record. It’s just a special piece in my body of work that will forever live on. The older the record gets the more people will come to appreciate it actually and check it out.”

Okay. So let’s dust this off one more time. Sure, there are a handful of solid tracks on Bionic, which seemed designed — perhaps too calculatingly — to point the way toward a gleaming future, four years after Christina’s (perhaps too calculatingly) retro Back To Basics collection. She recruited some of genuine innovators for the effort, including Ladytron, Sia, Le Tigre and M.I.A. and Santigold. The Sia collaborations hold up against Xtina’s ballads from other albums, and there are a couple interesting, innovative tracks (like the M.I.A. co-write “Elastic Love,” if you can ignore the lyrics).

But overall, Bionic suffers from a major identity crisis, veering wildly between different sounds and ideas in a jarring yet directionless ride. The end result was a synthetic collection of songs that added up to “one of the most disappointing” albums of 2010, according to Entertainment Weekly‘s list.

One minute, on tracks like “I Hate Boys” and “Vanity,” Christina is a bratty teenager (a role she’s a bit old for, frankly); the next, she’s a futuristic sex-bot (“Elastic Love” and the title track); then she’s just totally grossing us out (the ode to cunnilingus that is “Woohoo” and “Sex For Breakfast,” which makes two things that are normally wonderful in the morning sound completely unappealing). And in other instances, as in the listless Linda Perry-penned “Lift Me Up”, she aspires to something reflective, but falls well short. A lot of the lyrics are, quite honestly, embarrassing, and several bonus tracks — including the Ladytron-produced “Birds Of Prey” — are actually better than the ones that made the cut on the standard album.

But that’s our opinion, and clearly Christina has a different take. We were under the impression that she was aware of Bionic‘s flaws, but apparently, she stands by it! Who knew?

The biggest head-scratcher is that Christina thinks Bionic “wasn’t so commercialized.” If by that she means it was unable to spawn any hit singles, she is correct. But we doubt that’s for lack of trying, since Bionic throws just about everything but the kitchen sink at us, trying to get something (anything!) to stick. (Any album with a Nicki Minaj feature has got to be pretty “commercialized.”) Compared to Aguilera’s other albums, like Stripped and Back To Basics, which had such clear direction and vision, Bionic feels like a lot of tracks randomly slapped together with no care as to how they cohere as a whole.

So according to Xtina’s definition, we can no longer be considered “music lovers.” (Now it’s our fault?) We can agree on one point, at least — certain tracks will “forever live on,” because we still occasionally play “Vanity” and “Bobblehead” when we need a good chuckle at Christina’s expense.

But okay. We’ve said our piece, and now we’re done. Let’s just hope we find a little more to love in Lotus, so we can be considered “true fans of music” again.

http://idolator.com/6928362/christina-aguilera-defends-bionic
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NBC has announced that The Voice will get picked up for Season 4 and 5.
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seriously, there's a solid 8/10 ten-track album hidden on that deluxe edition tracklist. i really think most of the tracks that didn't make it to the standard edition were actually part of the original main tracklist. weren't there reports back in the day her label were mortified by the material she presented thus forcing her back to the studio in order to record more radio friendly songs?

i'm glad humbletina defenses her recent misunderstood pop classic opus and is sincere targeting it as ahead of its time. she speaks the truth, as always.

oh, and lift me up falling well short to something reflective? what a sacriledge
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New video teaser from Fucktina!

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stop fingering us with those teasers, bitch. we demand full-on ass pounding
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I love all her exaggerated 'sexy' looks at the camera. I also love that super hot guy who fell asleep in the middle of kissing her who she's obviously abandoning to go fuck some bodies.
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