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The Official Mariah Carey thread
Topic Started: Dec 31 2007, 06:24 PM (23,762 Views)
Manu Alexz
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May 5 2008, 09:50 PM
Mariah in the new issue of Vibe!

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Eww!! Mariah you are not Jenna Jameson.


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Umm... Jenna Jameson is approximately a billion times hotter and CLASSIER that Marrah and she sucks cocks for a living.
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GimmeSomeRiver,May 5 2008
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Umm... Jenna Jameson is approximately a billion times hotter and CLASSIER that Marrah and she sucks cocks for a living.

:lmao:
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GimmeSomeRiver
May 5 2008, 10:39 PM
Umm... Jenna Jameson is approximately a billion times hotter and CLASSIER that Marrah and she sucks cocks for a living.

:chuckle:
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OFFICIAL 'bye bye' video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGEDm8UKeg0...ww.dlisted.com/

MUHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

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Utterly, utterly tragic.

Her videos really are unspeakably awful.
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bulgar
May 6 2008, 05:17 PM
OFFICIAL 'bye bye' video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGEDm8UKeg0...ww.dlisted.com/

MUHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

Didn't she direct it herself?

How TELLING
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TMB - Pebbles Flintstone (2 cute, esp the last few seconds)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddm2bDjF3jg...log/default.asp
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bulgar
May 6 2008, 10:17 PM
OFFICIAL 'bye bye' video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGEDm8UKeg0...ww.dlisted.com/

MUHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

It's as bad as all her other videos.
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I adore this review of Bye Bye from Slant! :lmao:

Leave it to Mariah Carey to release the two weakest songs from her otherwise solid Energy Equals Mass Times the Velocity of Light Squared as the first two singles from the album. A sequel to "One Sweet Day" by way of every track produced by Stargate in the last 24 months, "Bye Bye" is the most treacly, cloying ballad the singer has recorded in years, a reluctant ode ("We will never say bye," she sings…and then proceeds to say it…incessantly) to the faithful departed. If there were a popular boy band around, she would have brought them on board for some extra crossover insurance. (Hey, it's not too late for a remix featuring GLOWB…or better yet, NKOTB!) When every single creative decision is made to boost your stock, you're no longer an artist, you're a glorified commodity, and it's telling that of all the things Mariah wishes she could share with her late, long-estranged father, seeing her "back at #1" tops the list. With a hook that consists solely of the song title repeated ad nauseam, "Bye Bye" exemplifies the worst aspect of the songwriting on the album: The usually eloquent Mariah panders to the demographic she's been courting since O.D.B. astutely equated her with a pacifier on the "Fantasy" remix by dumbing down her lyrics, referring to her "peoples" and reminiscing about "them times."

If possible, Mariah has made a music video even more affected and sentimental than the song itself. Intercut with pictures of lost loved ones (including pets), gratuitous shots of Mimi showing off her newly svelte bod (because even though she's sad, the strip-show must go on!), and an inexplicable storyline featuring her new husband, Nick Cannon, that will supposedly be continued in her next video are scenes of Mariah writing song lyrics in her notepad (which, if Glitter and the upcoming Tennessee are any indication, is apparently a script requirement for Mariah) that doesn't so much legitimize her as a songwriter in the viewers' eyes as it makes her look as if she has a compulsion for journaling. Not to mention looking off into the distance as she ostensibly composes music in her head. And wiping a nonexistent tear from her miraculously unstained face.
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Riverwide
May 7 2008, 12:56 PM
  And wiping a nonexistent tear from her miraculously unstained face.

The most unintentionally hilarious part :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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So the wedding is official!

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i love the way it flows. first she wipes the tears off her eyes while writing on her diary, then she's in london signing autographs to the fans, then she fools around with her joke of a husband in front of the private jet, which leads to her photos with the late vandross and pavarotti. this must be the most unintentionally hilarious music video for quite some time.
now that's what i call entertainment.
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Not to mention her honoring her dead friends by frolicking around on the beack in a bikini. What better tribute could one hope for?
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"I never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on I wish
I could talk to you for a while
Miss you but I try not to cry
As time goes by "


*Spreads legs in bikini*
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Mariah in a bikini B)
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The video is a sick joke. Even her hair looks plastic. :rolleyes:

[size=1]So she has her own Boeing 737? Class.[/size]
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Riverwide
May 7 2008, 02:56 PM
"We will never say bye," she sings…and then proceeds to say it…incessantly to the faithful departed.

:lmao: :lmao:
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May 11 2008, 11:28 PM
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May 7 2008, 02:56 PM
"We will never say bye," she sings…and then proceeds to say it…incessantly to the faithful departed.

:lmao: :lmao:

This made me chuckle :chuckle:
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This woman wears a bathing suite in every photoshoot like she's on Myspace or something.
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