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Yay Serenade's Random
Topic Started: Sep 2 2009, 12:19 PM (8,992 Views)
Serenade
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Remember kids, magic, plus blunt weapons, equals bad.

Last night at DnD, our party was presented with a diary that needed a key to open. However, we could not find the key, and we couldn't figure out how to open it.

So, my character, who is more versed in primal powers than magical (Though to be fair, my character -is- a Shaman, so their abilities are magic-inspired), decided to try a more direct approach to opening the diary.

So what do I say? "I put the book on the ground and smash the lock with my mace.

I got the book open!

I nearly died in the process, and my attempt to open it destroyed all the other books in the room, but I got the book open!
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Definitely fun results when stuff like that happens
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
-cracks up- Yup, had scenes like that before.
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More then a little stir crazy
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Serenade
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It was even one of those moments when the DM kinda looked at me with a '...Are you sure?' expression... and the rest of the party had cleared out of the room beforehand.

Considering the fact that another party member jumped into a portal that basically led to tentaclerapecity several sessions ago, I feel I deserve a little less flack.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
At least it didn't end in your team having to put you down for your, and the world's, own good.
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More then a little stir crazy
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Serenade
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If we were gonna put down party members for doing stupid stuff, our rogue and our Ranger woulda been clubbed weeks ago.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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If you thought one me was good enough...
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Okay....
That's just scary
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
O.o
-runs and hides-
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Serenade
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I don't interact with my roommate that much, so I've been lonely.

So I got a buddy for my bed
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Jay should love that :P
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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No_man
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[Her first mention of it was an attempt to try to make me jealous of it by cuddling it instead of me.]
[Naughty thing she is.]
[Cute pichu that is. Not as cute as I.]
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Serenade
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Maybe you've heard of a mythical place where the scoundrels of Paris collect in a lair.
Maybe you've heard of that terrible place called the Court of Miracles-

Hello! You're there!

In-progress. Will finish after work today.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
I like it.
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Professor chaos
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look rather nice.
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I'm the remix master

http://chaos-07.deviantart.com/
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Roguewing
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interesting
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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Been playing a lot of the game Prototype lately.

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Nearly went 'Oh hai Constance' when I got this nifty power.

This power is, sadly, much less mobile than Constance can be, as it disables my ability to parkour, glide, or dodgeroll. Instead, running into stuff will simply knock them aside. SCREW YOU MOTOR VEHICLES.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Well, cool-looking armor like that does have plusses
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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Yep. Massive defensive boost. And it looks spiffy.
That sword in the picture is unrelated to the armour - I can equip that with or wihtout it:
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"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Sword looks better with the armor on
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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I think all his weapons look better with the armour on.
Mostly because his armour is made of the same stuff as his weapons - himself.
Yeah, apparently Alex Mercer is like a weird combination between Kirby, The Thing, and the T-1000. I approve of this greatly.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Subject: Roguewing.
Project: Hair Change.

Progress:
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"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Seems to be working so far.
Looking pretty good, actually
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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More progress.
Why is Rogue still smiling? I haven't found a scowl yet.

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"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Just turn the mouth edge down, and you'll have a good start on a scowl.

Looking good, SD
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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