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Yay Serenade's Random
Topic Started: Sep 2 2009, 12:19 PM (8,986 Views)
Serenade
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So, I've been working on a cross-stitch for a while, as my passion for the simple, yet time-consuming craft has been randomly reignited.

Jay's been seeing various updates on it here and there, but I'm not showing it till it's done. I'm just purely saying this to tease that there's a neat thingie coming up.

But holy crap is it taking a while. I've clearly met with a terrible fate with my choice of subjects, haven't I?
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Now worse than some of the things that Grey and I do to occupy our hobby time, Katherine.
Looking forward to seeing the results
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Greyryder
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I've done embroidery before. I know how time consuming it can be.
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They got this boogie band blowin', that's bound for hell
When they get to movin' they never stop
Just keep on playin' that down home beat
Just keep on layin' it down hot
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Serenade
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final thread colour engaged.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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The Dark ritual is Complete
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Very impressive. A lot of patience went into that
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
What in the world is that supposed to be?
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More then a little stir crazy
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Serenade
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Majora's Mask.

Non-spritey version
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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I have the makings of a pirate. I don't have a shoulder parrot though.

I have a shoulder kitty instead
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Popped out cream cap...
Broken sleeve of cups...
Awkward heavy toaster.
Endless waves of people...

I have had one HELL of a day. JAY! BACK MASSAGE! NOW!

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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So, you had a MonThurs. You have my sympathies
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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MonThurs?
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Monday that happens on a Thursday
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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Ah. My schedule is screwy anyways. My 'Monday' is now typically Tuesday. I have a Mage: The Awakening game to attend :P
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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So, Bayonetta 2.

... God I love this game.

That giant butterfly woman fighting the weird gigantic angel dude? That is in the background, while I beat the crap out of a sage.

And as the fight progresses, my own butterfly lady presses the advantage while I do, while the angel beats up my butterfly woman while I'm getting beat up.

It's awesome. And that was only chapter 4. I'm on chapter 8 now, and hooooo boy is this game getting silly.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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More random Bayonetta 2 thoughts, though these are a bit spoilery.

So, the basic plot is 'Whelp, friend got killed and her soul was dragged to hell because of the pact she made with a demon lady years ago. ... Hey, where can i get into Hell? Is it off the main highway? Can i get there if i turn left at Albuquerque?'

Now, the demon that said witch buddy made a pact with is named 'Madama Styx'. ... I'm desperately hoping for this exchange:

'Oi! Shebitch! Gimme back my property!'
'Iiiiiiiiim saailiiiiiing awaaaaaaaaaaay. Got mah buddy's sooooooul, stolen froooom your faaaaaaace'

It's Bayonetta. I would not put it past her. She has been known to also say 'I got a fever. And the only cure is more dead angels.'
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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An open letter to the various armed men in Fire Emblem Awakening.

Guys. Seriously. Do you guys have some kind of weird life insurance policy with a huge payout or something?

Seriously, these random pudnuts are looking over the battlefield, they look at me, and go 'I got your number this time bitch'

Seriously... You... are you looking at your chances here?

See this book? THIS BOOK HAS YOUR NAME IN IT.

This is not the same guy as the first one. But this guy is all 'I'm comin' for yo ass'

YOU. ARE MADE. OF FAIL.

In short, these men are suicidal, but probably cannot get a payout because... well, suicide and all that.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Obviously thinking they can beat the odds.
They're WRONG, of course.
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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The guy with the axe actually -did- nick me. This made it possible to one shot the rest, since the skill 'Vengeance' kept triggering (Adds missing HP to attack damage)
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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I... Uh... Well...

I'm going to throw up an NSFW warning here...
So... This is... uh... a thing.

...I have no idea what in the name of hell I just watched. Also, you can skip the first minute and a half. If you watch it on the site, there's a nifty little feature to the video itself.

But if the sitedoes not work, here's a youtube link to... this madness. The madness is real.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
What in the world did i watch?
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More then a little stir crazy
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Kyla
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I'm just going to assume that it makes perfect sense if you can understand the lyrics,which I couldn't.
"I need to remember that if my skin starts developing a rubbery texture IRL, it's NOT that I'm undergoing some cool new TF - it just means that I'm dehydrating." -Kyla

"Please don't bite the cat's nipples!" -Serenade
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Serenade
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@Cryptic: Madness, with a few slices of cheesecake thrown into a blender, followed by hitting the purée switch.

@Kyla: Nope. Read the lyrics on a version of the video that had them. Made no more sense. Then again, it could just be me being dense.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade,Nov 6 2014
09:25 PM
Popped out cream cap...
Broken sleeve of cups...
Awkward heavy toaster.
Endless waves of people...

I have had one HELL of a day. JAY! BACK MASSAGE! NOW!

(belatedly starts the back massage) >.>
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Serenade
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After Black Friday's rush, I needed that. Thank you Jay.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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