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Topic Started: Sep 2 2009, 12:19 PM (8,981 Views)
Serenade
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I'm playing the Commander format as of late.
Instead of a 60 card deck, you play with a 100 card singleton deck, and a single legendary creature acting as your 'Commander' (The format used to be called Elder Dragon Highlander)

Rules are sorta the same - you start with 40 life instead of 20 though, and the 'Commander' you pick is always available to summon. A new victory condition is if they deal 21 points of combat damage to a player.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Past the 50% margin!
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Random YIM exchange:

Serenade: Also, PSA: If you're gonna be in my dreams, deliver on the back massage, don't just poke at my back and then go 'Yep, you neeed.. .the windows to be open'
Online Friend: Okay then
Serenade: I feel as though you owe me a back massage
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Cryptic
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Explains a lot doesn't it?
O_o
[align=center]Currently:
More then a little stir crazy
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Serenade
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Two sessions into a Hunter: The Vigil campaign, and a hunter has already gone on a murderbender.

Woo! \o/
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Leafing through the Exalted 3rd Edition PDF with some buddies:

Friend: Well, at least we now know what an Infinite Chakram looks like. ... Oh god. Sere. Check out page 599 - Dragon Sigh Wand.
Me: Alright. ... That is a gun. That is just... that's a gun.
Friend: Yep! A gun!
Me: -deciding to scroll up a bit to see the Infinite Chakram- ... Uh... HEY WAIT A SEC.
Friend: What? What's wrong?
Me: I've seen that chakram before! (Infinite Chakram)
Friend: Whelp! Sere found the plagarism!
Me: SEE! THAT'S FUCKING TIRA'S CHAKRAM
Friend: -losing it laughing- She found the plagarism!
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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A recent exchange in my Friday Night Changeling game that I am personally quite proud of.

Background: Corpsy (My character) had learned where her Fetch lives, and decided to pay her a visit. Her Fetch can see Corpsy for what she is, despite her hoodie's Mask-Reinforcing capabilities. Also her Fetch became a Med Student.

Corpsy's Fetch: ... What... what happened? What did they do to you?! (In reference to Corpy's... unique facial features)
Corpsy: Lots of horrible things. See, the two of us, we have a similar understanding of the human body... just in different ways. When you look and see bones, they're in illustrations or on a model. When I saw bones, they were my own, protruding from my body. When you read up on veins, you know intricately how many are wrapped aorund the wrist. When I think of veins, I simply have a knowledge of how much one can bleed out before blacking out, hacing experienced that. We're not so different, Megan... But sadly, I'm the real one.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Undertale in a nutshell
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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It took ten months.

Ten months of pounding the pavement, tears, more pavement pounding, some sleepless nights, lots of online typing, more tears, more pavement pounding.

But I finally did it.

It's been ten months since I moved to Toronto, and I have finally acquired employment... twice.

One's a full-time work-from-home Call Center-esque job. No need to leave my apartment, no need to leave my room even. Training for that starts on the 24th.

The other is an officially seasonal position at the local Showcase, an 'As Seen On TV' retail store.

And I've been vacationing long enough, so I'm going to be insane and try to do both.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Kyla
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Congrats! And good luck! <3
"I need to remember that if my skin starts developing a rubbery texture IRL, it's NOT that I'm undergoing some cool new TF - it just means that I'm dehydrating." -Kyla

"Please don't bite the cat's nipples!" -Serenade
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Roguewing
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Good luck, Kat
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MsyuROSqc6 And now, a commercial for Pepsi
-Excerpt from Welcome to Night Vale, the novel. Which I am enamoured with.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Behold, the Error log of the God-Machine.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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ST: Alright, so, woh's gonna be the primary research guy. Spoilers it's Monte.
Party: Well yeah. He's got the best dots.
ST: So, you guys can add dice to his pool though.
Monte: I'll also risk a willpower here, give us a few more dice.
ST: Alright. Guys, start rolling.
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ST: ... Well that's a Dramatic Failure. ... so... you guys suspect Werewolves.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Greyryder
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Serenade,Nov 22 2015
07:35 PM
... so... you guys suspect Werewolves.

Suspect us of what? I assure you, we all have alibies.
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They got this boogie band blowin', that's bound for hell
When they get to movin' they never stop
Just keep on playin' that down home beat
Just keep on layin' it down hot
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Serenade
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Oh, don't worry. It turns out we shoulda been researching vampires. Smiley nearly got blood bonded.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Greyryder
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Well, yeah. You can't trust, those guys.
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They got this boogie band blowin', that's bound for hell
When they get to movin' they never stop
Just keep on playin' that down home beat
Just keep on layin' it down hot
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Nope. So much nope. Allllll the nope.
(That awkward moment when Vampires are your favourite splat =p)
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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A moment from work today.

So, I work in a smal lretail chain called Showcase now, which deals with 'As Seen On TV' products, and the latest trend-type stuff (Shopkins take up three full bays)

I'm keeping an eye on the floor, and a guy comes in, looking over our Star Wars bay, we start chatting a bit, mostly cause there's no one else in the store, and I am deliberately being friendly mostly as a ploy to try and get him to buy as much junk as I can encourage him to do.

Sure enough, he buys like... $100 worth of stuff. We're still chatting a bit, he also commetns on the music playing from the Demo speaker I have set up (it was playing Undertale music at the time).

I pay the interaction no mind apart from 'Well, that was a good sale'

Some time passes, the store phone rings.

Me: 'Showcase Centerpoint'
Caller: 'Hey! It's [name]! ...From earlier?
Me: ... Yes?
Caller: I bought all the Star Wars stuff?
Me: Oh right! Hiya, something wrong with anything?
Caller: No, no, I just realized I never got your name.
Me: Oh, my name's Katherine.
Caller: Right! Katherine! So... what time does your store close?
Me: It closes at 9 with the rest of the mall.
Caller: Ooooh, so around the same time I get off my Rogers shift in the mall (Turns out he works in the mall)
Me: Yeah, I get out earlier today though.
Caller: Aaah. Well, amybe I'll see you around!
Me: ... I... Well, alright?
Caller: Alright, seeya!
-call ends-

A solid ten seconds pass, and realization dawns over my face.

Me: ... Oh shit, that was flirting.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Flirting indeed, Kat.
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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I'm a mature grown woman. Totally

Don't let these tell you otherwise

(Roommate's idea - wanted to experiment with a 'doll' look)
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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One wonders, who pulls the strings?
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They got this boogie band blowin', that's bound for hell
When they get to movin' they never stop
Just keep on playin' that down home beat
Just keep on layin' it down hot
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The ceiling in this case, mostly.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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I have obtained a new showerhead.
I am pleased. As it will give me an excuse to blare Blumenkranz when I get a new speaker for my phone.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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That awkward moment in Hunter when you're talking to a one of your underworld contacts that does not realize that you're a Hunter (Or a cop for that matter), and they decide to confide in you and say 'So, me and some friends do this little side thing - we hunt monsters. You've seen Red and his crew and how they're 'not human'... well we're waiting for the right moment to strike.'

Also from the sounds of it, she's a member of the Cheiron Group - A Conspiracy-level organization that specializes in picking monsters apart and putting bits of them into people.

And I just sit there going '...Oh. Well... that sounds... ... neeeeat... ... Hey, if you see one of those monsters with pointed teeth about this tall and male... could you uh... let me know? I mean, I -guess- I'd like to even the score...?'
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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