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Topic Started: Sep 2 2009, 12:19 PM (8,980 Views)
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A moment from my Friday Changeling game that actually got me a bit Misty eyed.

Context: Corpsey learned that her Fetch had gone to 'The Car Lot Man', asking fo a means to 'Not be two anymore' ... and this happened. at 2am ingame time:

Corpsey: So... I know you went to the Car Lot Man. And asked about how to not be two anymore.
Fetch: Yeah... He basically said that when I was made, I wa sput together from debris and a piece of you... so he gave me that -points to a box on the dresser-
Corpsey: ... What's in there?
Fetch: A gift, for you.
Corpsey: -looks inside, spots a stylized locket of a heart broken down the middle- ... What is this.
Fetch: Well, to prevent us from being two, The bit that's me would need to go back to the bit that's you. ... That necklace will do just that.
Corpsey: ... But... what happens to you?
Fetch: Well, I'm only held together by the bit that's you... But hey, you'll be able to go to school, have a life... go home for Christmas...
Corpsey: Megan...
Fetch: It's fine... It really is.
Corpsey: ... If you're sure.
Fetch: Hey, I'll still be there... just with you.
Corpsey: ... -puts the necklace on-
GM: When you look back, your bed is covered with medical pamphlets... And that's when it hits you. That's your bed... This is your room. And you know where everything is.
Me: ... Goddammit you're makin' me teary. ... I collect up the pamphlets, and at some point during the week, I burn them and store the ashes in the necklace box.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Meanwhile, in Hunter, Smiley's having a hell of a time:

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Welcome to the Persistent Condition club Smiley. Population 2. In you. You're in there twice.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Sounds like Smiley's got more than a bit of trouble
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Least we -killed- the Vagabond. He was a Promethean.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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GM: I do enjoy just how much shit Smiley's got herself mired into, especially post her trip to the Goblin Market.
Me: Oh. Yeah. Super. She owes a favour to some ravens, a favour to a treeman, her Underground contact is actually a member of the Cheiron Group, she has to play matchmaker for her changeling friend and a vampire, a head-priestess Vampire probably knows where she lives, and she's sitting on Resources 4 worth of dirty money!
GM: Yep. Don't forget that silver watch you bought for your boyfriend with that dirty money.
Me: Yeah. ... Yeah... Considering we havne't -had- that conversation, why do I have the weird feeling that at one point I'm gonna come home to find out Graham hired a private investigator to figure out where she goes all night. He'll hold up pictures of me and Red at the bar going 'Who the fuck is this, and why are you hanging with him so much'
GM: Yep. Private Investigator is a very me thing to do.
Me: ... Fffffff...
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Writing notes for a Tokyo Vampire game, and a player brought up the very-real situation that the 'Big Bad' could be killed off in only a few sessions, and that I should prepare for such an event.

Well. Alright then, here's what I like to call:

THE DEAD MAN'S SWITCH

There is an entirely real possibility that Akio will not survive to the end of the game. There is even the very real chance that he will be killed in only a few sessions – he is just a ghoul after all. He has security, 4-inch thick bulletproof glass, and a number of hunters and probably mages under his employ, but he himself is just a Ghoul.

So, what does he do? Well, having eyes as far spread out as he does is rather handy, as it's allowed him to compile a list of many of the world's Kindred Population. Upon his death, the list is released, in the following way:

The day after Akio's death, everyone with a cell phone will receive a text, following this pattern:

MEMBERS OF THE KING DREAD SOCIETY:
Name – City – Country
Name – City – Country
Name – City – Country
[Name A player would recognize] – City – Country
Name – City – Country
THIS IS A MASS TEXT
-Sent 12:00pm

It is not just Kindred that receive this text. Everyone with a cell phone will have this. Every text is different, as the texts are sent via an algorithm – the only reason these don't go out, is because Akio resets the countdown on it every day he goes into the Cerulean Tower. Only he knows the password to reset the timer, and start the countdown anew.

At this point, the story is no longer about stopping Project Magatsuhi. It is now about the players doing what they can to fix the now shattered Masquerade.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Poor Smiley.
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ST: You escape from this horrible yet... magical place of pseudo reality, and back onto the streets of Washington proper... And you notice that the sun is rising.
Me: ... What. ... I check my watch.
ST: Your watch tells you you were only gone for about 15 minutes., and you were dragged into the Hedge at around 5pm.
Me: ... It's morning... ... ffff... fuck it, I'm calling work to say I'm not coming in
ST: Alright:

-Henry: ...What're you talking about calling in sick Chelsea? You were just here.
-Smiley: I.. was?
-Henry: Yeah! You just left to get coffee for us!
-Smiley: ... I... uh... ... ... I think I have the wrong number
-Henry: R...right. ... Get back when you can Chelsea.

Me: ... ... Oh! Am I back in time! Does this mean my car's fixed!? (It got T-Boned)
ST: ... Nnnno...
Me: ... Wait... thne... ... what the fuck happened. How am I both here, and getting coffee,
ST: You remember vaguely the one raven man slicing at your boot with that weird knife.
Me: Yeah, that was weird... Also, look, I had a can of Somersby, so my brain is not 100%
ST: Also, looking back, you notice that your shadow is looking... off.
Me: ... ... ... ... ... ... OH. FUCK. NO. NO. MOTHER... Gaaaaaaaah NO!
ST: Yep. I'll write up your new 'Doppelganger' condition later.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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How to set the mood for a game in the 80s.

Step 1: Play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofr8qqdZ_f0
There is no step 2. Your game is now 80s-fied.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Definitely an 80s vibe there
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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The reason I bring that up:

A buddy of mine and I were chatting a bit here and there about running a 1-on-1 WoD game. Unlike the other two I have going on (both of which are full on 'You became a vampire. deal with it, with me plyaing the vampire) I'm running this one, and the idea came that he'd be a ghoul instead of a full on vampire.

And then after thoughts and such, we sorta agreed to set it in Miami. In the past.

This was the opening mood-setter:
The Date is 04/12/1984
The previous day, the film 'The Toxic Avenger' just came out.
The Nintendo Entertainment System is a year and a half away.
Phones in homes are connected by cords, and the Macintosh has been unveiled only a few months prior
It is a time of greed, of vice. The streets are lit- Hang on a sec, this intro is missing something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofr8qqdZ_f0
There we go
The streets are lit at night by a combination of flickering streetlamps and neon tubes bent vaguely to the shapes of the owner's whims. There is rarely a quiet time in Miami, as people move nad mingle about form dawn until dusk, and from dusk until danw.
It is a time of fun. It is a time to party. It is a time to explore, to go forth and have fun.
It is a time of terror. Of uncertainty as the Cold War looms at the back of everyone's minds, young and old.
Some people drink to feel joy. Others say nothing and simply drink to forget.
Welcome to Miami, circa 1984
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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So, Corpsey got a letter in between the session that just happened and the upcoming sessions (we play on Fridays)

Note... This came from a Loyalist.

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... I think I'm being blackmailed.

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Dearest Queen of Winter,

I would like to make a humble request to join your illustrious court at the Freehold at Montpelier. I understand this might be a shock, I being one with wishes to return to that fabled land of dreams, but until I have my place in Arcadia secure a safe place to hang my hat would be nice.

Of course, I will not do business in your domain, with the understanding that the business I do elsewhere is ignored. In exchange for this kindness, I can help funnel some Changelings that seem more useful with us in this dreary mortal world rather than used a commodities.

I will be out of the market for a while, but will return a week from Friday. If you wish to discuss this further, you know where to find me.

Your Humble Servant

P.S. I’ve heard rumblings that your most recent replacement is near her breaking point. Might not mean anything, but it is good to keep tabs.
---

... Oh right. She became the Winter Queen of Montpelier.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Red? Black? Brown?

Nah, time to go eclectic
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Not many people can make that color work, Kat.
Surprisingly, after looking at this, you seem to be one of those who can
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Well, Pink didn't work out now did it =p
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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In the most recent Hunter session, Smiley tried to hunt down adn kill her doppelganger.
Things went pear-shaped quickly though... And currently, for next session, smiley's in the Hospital. Which means instead, so that I'm not out of it, I am instead playing her Double.
This conversation ensued.

GM: Hope not killing your double wasn't too much of a bummer
Serenade: It's fine
Serenade: now I get to play two characters =p
Serenade: like, I went in expecting to kill the double... but the 'holding the mirror' was... effective?
Serenade: I imagine that, actually, the Police Benefit will feel very awkward for Chelsea
Serenade: '...Wait, why am I receiving this award again?'
'...For... uh... helping to take care of the Black Hand'
'... Mother fucker'
GM: I just like the idea of, "I'm your doppleganger, but I'm the dark reflection of Smiley... so I want a normal life without any of these monsters and things, get rid of this scary ass knife and live happily with the boyfriend who isn't freaked out by my scars."
Serenade: Yep
Serenade: So, play down th e'I'm a Hunter' next session, got it
GM: Seemed more interesting than going around murdering people...
Serenade: And yet here she is, receiving recognition for bravery against someone she murdered
GM: And I liked the idea that her motivation was, "The only way to survive is to kill Smiley... so to survive Smiley I must become Smiley... dammit..."
Serenade: I kinda find it amusing that the distinction we've made between the two is Hunter Name vs. Actual Name
Serenade: With Smiley being the real one, and Chelsea being the fake
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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And now for something not WoD related

The Marble Music Machine

Also, They surrendered.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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My Christmas Present arrived!~
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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So, there was no Vampire The Requiem session yesterday - not due to ill preparation, no, but due to me discovering the Powered by the Apocalypse RPG system, adn then, by extension, the 'Monsterhearts' system that uses it.

What's Monsterhearts? Well... picture a show like... Being Human. Or True Blood. Or even The Vampire Diaries. The setup -s essentially teenagers in a high school setting, who may or may not actually be supernatural-type creatures.

We ran a one-shot (though with how things went, it may need to go to a two-parter since the main issue wa snot resolved) with four characters:
-Hazel Bohn, The Witch (played by Dottie's player)
-Waltheese Walthus, The Fae (played by Lisette's player)
-'Curt' the Ghoul, (played by Orochi's player)
-and Orville, The Ghost (played by Shirato's player)

Some highlights, rather than a plot summary.

-Orville possessing the body of a high school drug dealer, and then asking Curt if he wanted to 'take this body for a test drive' (by which I mean blowjobs behind the school)
-Waltheese being slutshamed for her outfit, fleeing to the Faerie realm, coming back with a Burka, and then proceeding to have sex wtih the woman who slutshamed her. IN THE BURKA.
-Curt running into the 'Big Bad' I had planned, getting stabbed twice, and then dying (he got better)
-Hazel hexing Waltheese into seeing locusts and other horrible things, fleeing from her class, running headfirst into my Big Bad... ... and then having sex with he-

Know what, there was a lot of porking in this session, looking back.

That's Monsterhearts for you I guess.

Edit:

After sharing this post with Orville's player, he casually reminded me 'You forgot about the Dream Sex' which was where Orville invaded a passed out Hazel's dreams (hexing takes a lot out of you sometimes) and... yeah. ... This game is hilarious.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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And have a chunk of Skype log - Sere's experience playing an Apocalypse World game.

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Serenade: We played another Apocalypse world thing today

Jessica Bootybutts:: Oh that sounds good

Serenade: it was Monster of the Week
it was essentially an episode of buffy, or Supernatural
we had to deal with a Genie

Characters:
Kendall Hart, The Expert
Syllia Shyvyss, The Monstrous
and Tripp, The Stoner Mundane

I was Tripp btw
I had a van. It had a wizard painted on the side. And a two foot long stainless steel bong

Jessica Bootybutts:: I did not expect that. Hmm this is a very unfamiliar feeling.

Serenade: Hm?
Oh, me playing a Stoner?

Jessica Bootybutts:: For the last.. Well many years i've been pretty bored cause i've been able to predict movies, books, and people (based on situations) but yeah. You as a stoner is a bit of a surprise. A welcomed one. Thank you.

Serenade: Ready for another surprise?

Jessica Bootybutts:: Sure

Serenade: Tripp's a guy

Jessica Bootybutts:: Oh yeah I actually guessed that before you even said you played them

Serenade: hehe

Jessica Bootybutts:: You don't come across many ladies called Tripp

Serenade: So, the mystery was that a woman was found dead in her home, and three teenage girls had gone missing.
Oh
Since 'Syllia Shyvyss' is a weird name with too few vowels, Tripp only ever called her Shiv
And Shiv was a dark minion... of Walthus the Fairy KingQueen
So, here's the skinny.
the girls had let out a Genie.
and the mother was drained of blood

Jessica Bootybutts:: Missed opportunity to call them Syphillis

Serenade: =p

Jessica Bootybutts:: I'm disappointed in you

Serenade: Naw
I liked Shiv
So, we head back to Kendal's library to do genie research (Tripp brought back the bottle, since he was intending to make a bong out of it later)

Jessica Bootybutts:: I mean... Same
Smart Tripp

Serenade: and then shit in the library starts walking toward the door

Jessica Bootybutts:: Awks

Serenade: Well
Turns out, all sorts of shit was just walking towards a teenage girl

Jessica Bootybutts:: Did Tripp think he was having a bad.. Well.. Trip?

Serenade: Yes
So many times

Jessica Bootybutts:: Poor bae

Serenade: GM: Suddenly, a book falls off the shelf-
Tripp: Ow!
GM: ... Followed by another
Tripp: OW!

Jessica Bootybutts:: Odd but okay

Serenade: I was saying they hit Tripp

Shiv: ... Kendal, your books are leaving.
Tripp: Oh thank god, you see that too

so, yeah, teenage girl
all sorts of shit was walking towards her
cars, clothes, jewelry, books

Jessica Bootybutts:: Seems convenient

Serenade: We take her back in the library, put her in a salt circle, and then bind the circle with a warding thing
Surprise - she's one of the missing girls. She and her two friends had found the bottle, and decided 'hey... three wishes... one wish each'
The girl in question had wished for Wealth

Jessica Bootybutts:: I like their fair thinking

Serenade: her other two friends had wished for Fame and Immorality

Jessica Bootybutts:: Ah. Lemme guess.. Poor wording? Like "I want everything"

Serenade: nope. Just 'I wish for wealth'
we summon a luck spirit to break the wish, the genie appears and is all 'well that was mean'

Jessica Bootybutts:: Yeah.. Poor wording. Wish granters are tricksie

Serenade: yep
Shiv wanted to bang the genie
and when the genie left, she gave her her number and said 'call me'
she granted that wihs... by shrinking Shiv down and putting her in her bottle. Hey she knows where she is now'
Tripp had to break the bottle
Also, we learn that the only way to beat a genie is to trap it in an appropriate vessel that has never held it before

Jessica Bootybutts:: Heh.. Actual bong

Serenade: also, Shiv stayed 4 inches tall the entire session and sat on Tripp's shoulder

I feel I should mention
All three of us had a major 'I beat this wish' moment

Shiv's magical ritual and binding circle helped beat the Wealth wish...
We found the 'Immortal' in the mall - she'd become some horrifying fruitbat faerie that drank human blood.
Kendal's preparedness is what helped take her down - cold iron nails laid out in a quick binding circle

And then we had the 'Fame' wish to deal with...
The genie had turned her into a Dragon
We found the cave where she was sleeping. and the idea we agreed on was '...If this thing wakes up, we are never going to kill it... so... we need to keep her sleeping. for like... forever'

I have a brilliant flash of insight. And this phonecall occurs.

GM: ...-snort... You've reached Crash
Tripp: hello Crash. How are you doing today.
GM: Oh heeeeey Tripp. How are you?
Tripp: I am doing quite well friend. I was wondering if you had some new... stuff
GM: ... I got just the stuff. Call it Black Glass. Super strong stuff.
Tripp: ... I plan on a hell of a week. I wish to get so stoned, that I will be unable to remember the prior year. I want to grab... a -lot- of that.
GM: You... sure? This stuff is strong.
Tripp: Oh hoho, I want strong stuff. I want stuff strong enough to keep a dragon asleep for like... ever.
GM: No shit? How big of a dragon are we talking
Tripp: About two stories tall living in a hole outside of Lawrence, Kansas?
GM: ... what?
Tripp: I'll be at the dropoff point

And yep
That's how we defeated the dragon
(Of course, Tripp sampled the Black Glass first, cause hot damn)

Jessica Bootybutts:: Make a dragon wanna retire, man?

Serenade: We put 200 pounds of killer shit near its nostril, and let the little spurts of flame constantly light bits of the weed, to keep its lungs full of weed.
'Alright. That's a problem for future Kansas'
Oh, and then the genie appeared

Me: ... Hey... how strong was that weed?
GM: ... Fairly, why?
Me: ... Could I make an argument that, with this thing having been cleansed by so many variants of 'mystical herbs' that it is prepped for storing a genie?

-qualified success is rolled-
GM: ... Alright. The bong can store the genie... But you need to be inhaling as a finishing move

-Kendal tricks the genie into 'showing off' its smoke capabilities'
Kendal: TRIPP! CLEAR THE CHAMBERS! SMOKE LIKE YOU NEVER SMOKED BEFORE!
Tripp: -inhales like a motherfucker. qualified success is rolled-

GM: ... Alright. You inhale and cleanse the chamber of the Black Glass weed, and pull the genie into your own lungs briefly. First off, holy fuck that weed is great. You can see ghosts, man. On the other hand, the genie is not pleasant. You take 5 harm, but she is successfully sealed into the bong

Jessica Bootybutts:: Bet not to pleased
Serenade: =p
He knew the bong was coming
As soon as he said 'any appropriate vessel, so long as it's prepped'
and I mentioned '... like my bong?'
also, I feel I should mention
my inspiration for Tripp, including the influence on how I spoke?
Marty from Cabin in the Woods
And yes. I used the bong as a weapon to clock the horrible faerie vampire
and I got out three Cabin in the Woods quotes before Abby went 'THAT'S WHO YOU'RE PLAYING!'

Jessica Bootybutts:: 12:49, 10 min before you told me, i guessed that the genie was going to be sealed in a bong

Serenade: Yep
Jessica Bootybutts:: =_= I hate being able to predict these things. I want wonderment once more in my life!

Serenade: =p
to be fair
If this was an episode of a TV show, as soon as Kendal said 'any appropriate vessel', the camera would immediately cut to Tripp taking a hit

Jessica Bootybutts:: Am I the camera person?

Serenade: Yes.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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I feel the need to watch The Cabin in the Woods, again....
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They got this boogie band blowin', that's bound for hell
When they get to movin' they never stop
Just keep on playin' that down home beat
Just keep on layin' it down hot
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Because Chatlogs are where I get humour from now:

<Seremaid> This just in: jpgs terrifying
<Seremaid> I connected to this person't computer cause they got hit with a scam thing, and the notes for this ticket read 'there's something called wired network' on their desktop that they don't know what it is, but they want it gone'
<Seremaid> It was a JPEG
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Part 1 of my quest has arrived.

The Quest? Get this old hunk of metal and plastic to play Dark Souls 3
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Looks like you'll be starting from the ground up there, Kat
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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Well, my plan is to install the motherboard once I get the RAM I ordered. And then when I can, order a new processor for it. a New Video card is on the shopping list, but not yet.

The thing is, Dark Souls III -does- run, just... very, very poorly. I need newer things.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Part of why I bought the comp I did a couple of years ago
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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