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Topic Started: Sep 2 2009, 12:19 PM (8,979 Views)
Serenade
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Unrelated - Smiley finally got her revenge on the guy that fucked her up.

She did the following:
-Ran into him with her car at 60 MPH.
-Watched him fly into and get impaled on another car.
-Took a fireaxe to his body. Repeatedly. Think Patrick Bateman on steroids.
-And as a piece de resistance, she took a switchblade and split his face open.

And then he got back up, in order to ask her 'Hey. So... I'm literally immortal. BUT, I'm impressed that you were the first to actually have the balls to actually, y'know, do something about stuff that I did to yah. So, now that you can see I can't be killed... where does that put you with your whole revenge fantasy thing, hm?'

She failed that integrity check super hard. Another party member proceeded to unload an SMG clip into him. We cut the head off and put it in a jar of acid, to sorta see if we can put the guy on standby while we try and figure out how to put him in the ground for good.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Part 2/4 obtained...
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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I fucking did it. BASK! BASK I SAY!

Edit:
I noticed that there was a (3.98 Usable), and have since troubleshooted it. This computer is now properly running 8 GB
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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So, my Roommate made a Muppet.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Interesting design there
Definitely NOT Sesame Street
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
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"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Do I just have a tendency to make horrifically tragic/broken characters or something wth RPGs?


Sim provided by Jessica, who is apparently also working on an apartment layout

From Skype:
Meet Timothy Shoal. He's lonely, and has mostly 'user' connections to other PCs. The cat burglar crashes at his place when she needs to lay low, the PArapsychologist constantly drags him out to god knows where, causing him to miss valuable work hours. He's a member of a weird S&M club -only- because of two college friends he's desperately trying to maintain connections with. And those college friedns are subs to a 'Lady Victoria' who is constantly trying to get him to accept a collar from her. And this is typically done through rough scenes wherein he doesn't use his safeword because he doesn't want to lose 'access' to his friends.

He is constantly losing and regaining jobs due to having a bit of a screw kicked loose after an event wherein he saw the truth of the God Machine, which fucked with his head, and the way he works in life - he's practically a nobody, just a face in the crowd (He has jailbroken Obfuscate 1, and Anonimity 2). His only solace is the ability to tap into phones in a weird almost mystical way, to either send an email to a gossip column about the shit he's seen, or call someone long distance  to air out his grievances.

And a voice sample: Jessica: 'That voice sounds on the verge of crying D:'
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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The final piece of the computer upgrade puzzle enters at last.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Nice choice for video
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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And it runs like a dream. I can have Dark Souls 3 running on Max settings and not see any chugging, or actually finally go to some games that have been taking up space in my steam library and go 'yeah... time to play'
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Serenade
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Conversation over sushi last night:

Master: I mean, Zootopia could easily have a sequel or two. heck, even a TV Series.
Me: I know! I still have questions about tha tplace! I want to see other giant cities, or even how some of the other districts worked. Heck, I still question how the Predators get their food anyways. And where are the flying animals?
Master: I think you just answered your own question there Sere.
Me: ... Oh shit I think you're right.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Decisions have been made in regards to my hair.

[Muffled Blumenkranz in the distance]
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Text from my sister this morning:

S: Question for you.
Me: Shoot.
S: Would you like to be called 'Aunt Katherine' or 'Auntie Katherine'?
S: Because [boyfriend] and I are expecting!!!

...

Holy hell I'm going to be an aunt.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Coolness.
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Serenade
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Decisions have been made.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Roguewing
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Nice Rainbow Dash vibe you've got going there, Kat
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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I have given up on caring about the Rainbow Dash comments, as they're going to come even though that was never the intent =p
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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I actually meant it as a compliment, my dear young woman
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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Oh I know. But you are not the first, and won't be the last =p

Spent the day at a BBQ, lots of wonderful compliments
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Yay hair! :D
"I need to remember that if my skin starts developing a rubbery texture IRL, it's NOT that I'm undergoing some cool new TF - it just means that I'm dehydrating." -Kyla

"Please don't bite the cat's nipples!" -Serenade
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You guys get three guesses as to what I've been playing too much of.

Watch out, Team Dad Force is on the case.

Here we see someone struggling to pass a brick through their rectum.

I am the best Mom.

And of course, the Mom backs up her claims.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Yep, you been playing that one game
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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I've been mostly practising with Mercy, cause she's essentially for people who suck at online FPSes.

The Mercy game is super simple:
Look for someone missing health. Fly to them, fill up their health. Focus on healing the Squishies up before getting to the tanks.
If someone is ulting, Give them a damage boost.
If people are dead, bring them back to life.
If an enemy underestimate you, BREAK THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH AND DO HARM UNTO THEM.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Sounds like the play for most healer types
"What would Kara Thrace do? She'd kick my @$$ for acting this way.
Sunswords, form on me."
--Haleanar "Roguewing" Donovan, CAG, BSG-47 Solaria
~~~~~~~~~
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things you've created.
Sooner or later, the day comes, when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore."
--William Adama, CO, BSG-75, Galactica
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And now a handful of jokes that only those that read/watch Jojo would understand.

Behold the power of my stand! Sheer Horse Attack!
You can't win. Sheer Horse Attack... Has no weaknesses.
...except for multiple divine bullets to the head. ... Back to the drawing board.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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Right. Things I forgot to mention.

So, this past Sunday (well, technically way before), I actually got invited to attend my sister's Baby Shower. Cause, well, yeah, she's stil lgot a small human growing inside of her.

I will admit, I was super hesitant to attend, because... well, family. One sister's great. Dad's decent. Mom and other sister though, well, there's that whole can of worms that I don't like getting into. So, there was a lot, and I do mean a -lot- of hesitation to go.

So... I will admit, I cheated.

I had responded with a maybe, and then about a week before, I messaged Jessica (Girlfriend Prime for those with a bad memory), asking how much she'd like to meet the fam, and attend a baby shower. She likes babies, she likes looking at baby clothes, etc. What she sees in babies is something I will never understand - she sees bundles of cuteness, I see poop goblins. I message my sister, and get the ok from her, tickets taken care of, and everything is set to go.

And two days before the event, I inform my mother that Jessica's coming, and that the tickets are already bought - as well as that Kelsey had already approved the idea. Did I do her a disservice by giving her super short notice? Maybe, but if Jess wasn't going, I wouldn't either. I needed someone there as my backup. A third party that would be there to help in case of deliberate misspeakings.

So... yeah. Went to a baby shower on the weekend.

I actually enjoyed myself, and my family's company. My youngest sister is still super salty about the whole thing (The venom in her voice as she handed me the pin that read 'Auntie' on it could melt glass), but, there was -one- part that stands out.

Well, apart from seeing Kelsey, how she's coming along, and how proud I am of her that she's going to be a proud mother in a few months.

An old family friend had come by - someone who I legitimately have not seen in years. In fact, the last time I did see him was about a year, maybe two, before I started my transition. Mom had brought him over, since there was a habit of introducing Jessica to everyone (Leading to the hilarious moment when I introduced her to my cousin, who is also named Jessica).

And my mother just kinda went 'So, Graeme, this is Jessica, and... ... uh... This is... This... well ... This is Katherine.' It was hesitant. It was super uncertain. And there's a part of me that feels it was coaxed due to not knowing how Jessica would respond if she used my old name... but it was still the first time she'd used that name referring to me.

Baby steps at a Baby Shower. It kinda helped make the day worth it.
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is then."
"No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
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