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Kiti's spot
Topic Started: Sep 26 2015, 04:20 PM (2,962 Views)
Kitiara
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What was it.. so fluffy, gonna DIIIIEEE!!!! I think it's about right.

Of course you can always bring me Solo and the Wookie!

Or there's Ultimate Fetch.

Needed a small bun? A single bun? A can or a cup of bun? Of course, that's easily covered. Uncovered, I mean.

Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the...what? Okay okay, which one is the real one? Or is it Jesse and James?

Do you see it? Do you? How to keep rats out of your hair. or The Best Spot to Hide Ever.

Magic wand! Make my bunnies GROW!
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10 minutes of sleepy kitty cuteness. And other sleepy kitty cuteness.

Otherwise, it came from the drain....
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What's a better way to start a day with hearts and pink and cuteness and love and hearts and bunnies and...well...

How about all at once?
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"I had a hat! Human?! Where did it go!?"

I see why dogs are a man's best friend. I mean, really. Never thought of it that way.

I don't see why people calling each other "chicken" is as much an insult, I mean... if you've dealt with a pair of fighting buns...buns bite! Especially when they're angry. Bunbun never did, but he was special. Combat buns though....
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Tiny bun is tiny.

HAPPY NEW DOG. I mean new year. Chinese new year. Yeah. Year of the dog. Dog. All the dogs.

Is this what people mean by getting driven up the wall? o.O I've always wondered.

And just 1 word. 1 word. Breakfast.
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I know one thing I didn't think of keeping in a purse. A dog trimmer.

And an adorable dog with a ball launcher when when you're lazy. Oh wait, did I just say that? I mean there's also a year later, if you're still too lazy to throw the ball.

Totes adorbs paw bump. Bump it! You know you want to!

And I think I found a pony for Aes. Or other fairies. Okay, maybe it's a terrible pony, because it's a goat. But still...
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Much smaller and more affectionate than the baby goats I remember from childhood, so probably one of the smaller breeds. Those are generally bred for milk production, funnily enough. And hey, if Aes doesn't want a mighty goat steed, they look to be perfect pichu size, too. Though this one has some growing to do first. ;p
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o_o The cuteness has been thin lately, I know. Even for myself, it's thin. Hopefully it'll warm up and spring will kick in and all the lil babies!

We just need a dog, the dog, the Good Dog to help us out.

Or maybe a trying so hard ninja cat.

But then, when things happen, maybe...maybe...it'll be slightly delayed because of a Very Bad Hare Day
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They got this boogie band blowin', that's bound for hell
When they get to movin' they never stop
Just keep on playin' that down home beat
Just keep on layin' it down hot
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Can you guess what today is?
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Bunnies never have bad idea. Just unexpected events.

And when you dig for gold but find puppies.

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I know I've talked about bunnies and bunanas at some point, especially if I talk about my old rabbit Bunbun. But have you ever seen the amount of decision making it takes to decide on "Do I get bunana or apple?"
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I do not know. No one posted about it. Is it a hat or a bed?

And there's adorable guinea pigs up to hurrying off for cute nibbles.

A small aside, that no one may realize is that today is just a regular, normal, ordinary National Puppy Day! It is! It really is.
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So the basement really is the scariest room in the house.

Happy fish is happy!

And a rare, elusive duck billed pup.
Edited by Kitiara, Mar 27 2018, 07:53 PM.
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Easter is almost here, so there should be plenty of adorable buns rather shortly.

I have found who helps out the easter bunny delivering eggs. I mean, one bunny can't do it alone!

Or carrotcore epic gamer buns. I mean hardcore, yeah. Carrots are hardcore. So is celery. Crunchy!

What? Too much already? It's fine, I'm working on the new complaint department, who is fully and keenly aware of any complaints or issues that may arise.
Edited by Kitiara, Mar 31 2018, 05:05 PM.
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I missed Easter? I missed it? NOPE! I have Daily Bunny double day after Easter deal! Double the bunnies!

Full of eagerness to help out, I haven't given up. I mean, there's a couple best friends there. "Bun" or not. (feel free to pick which).

They just needed some time to get going after an adventure with a dragon! Yes, bunnies and a dragon!

Because big boss bun just wasn't putting up with any more bunny shenanigans. Bunnies do that, you know. >.> That's also not his egg.
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And the Guide doth read in large, friendly print on the cover "Don't Panic". Those are still wonderful words of advice when something unplanned occurs.

Maybe I need to get to the bottom of the cereal box more often... o_o

Getting ready to grow a garden? Maybe you should hire Dandelion Extermination Services. Just make sure you call them before planting.

This is what a foxhole is for, right? Right?
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I don't just pick any bunnies or any cuteness to go 'awwww~!' at. There is a process to go through. Interviews, auditions, background checks....did I mention the auditions? Yes, there's a process. A cute process, of course!

Have you ever seen a thumbless bunny selfie? No? With human assistance, it's possible!
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Now when you sit back and relax, all bundled up, ready to watch that movie, snacks ready, drink ready...can you stay awake for the movie? Or fall asleep midway through? ... ... ... Or is it the worst thing, and after getting all snuggled up and ready to go....need to stop by the bathroom....

"Hear ye! Hear ye! All who can hear me....Man, this megaphone sucks...."

It's one of those days when you're a high res dog in a low res world, or is it Lego Movie IRL?
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"Whatever you have to say... Nope! I'm not listening!"

Best game of play ever! Ready! Set! Play dead!
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I see. That is why they're called cat burglars.

What was that song? "Anything you can do, I can do better?" Should we see who's cuter in a tutu, too?
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When you eat too much, do you sleep, or do you completely crash out? (put in your own sound effects)

Some buns are also loaded with fluff and are usually lionheads. Fluffy!

I said "usually". "usually" is not always. I think I found out where tribbles come from.
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How does a bunny tell you it trusts you? The same way it tells other buns. Squish! All the pets and loves are ready to be received!

Or there's puppies! All the puppies! And of course when they grow up, they become doggos! All the doggos!

Of course, when you go out to eat, make sure to order the new Happy Meal. Now with 100% more Happy! Even my boss thought it was cute, and told me that we're not getting things like that. Teh sadz.
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One of these things is not the the awwwww.....ther.
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It's been almost a week.. people dying...suffering... needing more cute. Hmmm...no, not a good one. How about...

A woman in a long trench coat and large brimmed hat subtly waves you over as you walk past an alley. "I hear it's been almost a week. The withdrawal from the cuteness must be getting rough. You need to get a fix, eh? I gotcher' fixins here. How much are ya willin to pay?" she speaks softly, to avoid any undue attention.

She leads you around the corner, into the cover of darkness. She opens the trench coat, a tv screen attached to the inside of the coat, with several D cell batteries on the other side, powering it.

"I can give you a taste." she speaks softly. "Just a taste of something wonderful."

"I have high tech poofballs and delightful treats, just don't let anyone else see."

"There's old songs like that old I Wanna Hold Your Hand if you want some music, or there may be something else for when you just need a little pick-me-up. Dear me, just don't fawn over the wares too much. It takes some time to get it juust right. There's people to watch, important ones to pay off...you think this just grows on trees? This is high quality cuteness, not just some random fluff that just won't leave you alone. It takes time. Time."

"But one last thing. It's always amazing to see, and it's priceless. Just be glad it's not $19.99 as seen on tv, with 24 monthly payments."

When your eyes leave her to shake your head at the absurdness of her last pointless statement, Kitiara has vanished away, leaving behind only a fading cloud of pink dust and floating red hearts.
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