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O GAWD
Topic Started: Feb 13 2007, 12:00 AM (1,101 Views)
Lucifer Sam
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Is there gas in the caaaar? Yes there's gas in the caaaaaar&

What we need to do is divide Matt Damon into approximately twelve sections of equal proportion; these sections will be sacrificed to the non-existent Aztec god, Matrakcoaltljl. Nightstalker, we need you to get us a hold of Steven Hawking, so that what we're doing will look more important than it really is. Mr. J and guns go bang will have to hold Matt down so that we can do this. Sako and zeero, we'll need you to get supplies; rulers, tape, saws, a tiki, some dream catchers, and lots and lots of confetti. Xavier, Cypher, and TiaL will guard the entrance of the shrine from ninjas. As for Matt, leave the cutting to me...

Anyone else who wants to enlist in our cause, sign now up now or hold your silence like the reasonable people you are.
"Good! News! Cigarette Juice!!" - Spagett

"There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!" - Frank Zappa

"I say life begins at arousal. NO FLUORIDE!" - Dan Halen
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Zeero
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This is my favorite store on the Citadel.

YES SIR!

* Gets supplies* HELP ME GET SUPPLIES SAKO!

Wait, i'm not sacrificing anyone! I will rebel!

*Punches Lucifier Sam*
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Lucifer Sam
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Is there gas in the caaaar? Yes there's gas in the caaaaaar&

Fool! You dare defy the (non-existent) high lord Matrakcoaltljl?? You shall pay...with your feet! *Tries to catch zeero but accidently runs off a cliff and dies a gory death involving a garrote wire, jagged rocks, and a mutant kangaroo*
"Good! News! Cigarette Juice!!" - Spagett

"There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!" - Frank Zappa

"I say life begins at arousal. NO FLUORIDE!" - Dan Halen
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*Hits zeero and lucifer sam and runs off snickering* Hereherherherh..!! >=3

*Gets brick'd by both of them* X_X
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Lucifer Sam
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Is there gas in the caaaar? Yes there's gas in the caaaaaar&

Well, I couldn't have bricked you, I died, remember? Unless I'm a zombie...hopefully one of those super fast Dawn of the Dead-like zombies that totally slaughter everything...that would be schweet.
"Good! News! Cigarette Juice!!" - Spagett

"There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!" - Frank Zappa

"I say life begins at arousal. NO FLUORIDE!" - Dan Halen
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Zeero
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This is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Lucifer Sam
Feb 15 2007, 05:03 PM
Well, I couldn't have bricked you, I died, remember? Unless I'm a zombie...hopefully one of those super fast Dawn of the Dead-like zombies that totally slaughter everything...that would be schweet.

*Cocks shotgun* I'll blow ya' head off zombeh'!
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Debbaru
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made you look, you dumb

ohmigawd i get to hold someone down! ;D
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Parin is my bae. Not [you]
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amy and cream r kawaii
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Perfume. <3

OMG! *Points at Lucifer Sam* ZOMBIE! =O *Takes out the Staff of Moon's Calling.* The Staff of Moon's Calling is a light weapon, and zombies are dark enemies, so I get a damage bonus! WEEEEEEE! *Smack'd*
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Kotetsu


*throws a phoenix down at Lucifer Sam*
Do as he says, Zeero, or we'll never get outta here alive!

Right, right... Taxi. Need a taxi. *pulls out mobile phone, and begins to dial*
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Tails is a Legend
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"Kah-Bewm!"

OH EMM GEEE!

Teh ninjas are attacking! This calls for...

DRAMATIC FIGHT SCENE GO!!!

Haha! I won, for I am superior warrior than the ninjas, which I just defeated. HAHA!
My old signature was seriously cringe-worthy.
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Zeero
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This is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Nightstalker
Feb 16 2007, 10:57 AM
*throws a phoenix down at Lucifer Sam*
Do as he says, Zeero, or we'll never get outta here alive!

Right, right... Taxi. Need a taxi. *pulls out mobile phone, and begins to dial*

J00 HAVE TEH STAFF OF MOON CALLING?! YOU SHOOD GET A BETTER LIGHT WEPPON!! *Blows Lucifier Sam's head off with shotgun* DIE ZOMBEH!
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Kotetsu


*uses another phoenix down on Lucifer Sam, reviving him again* He's not a zombie!
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Zeero
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This is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Nightstalker
Feb 16 2007, 12:33 PM
*uses another phoenix down on Lucifer Sam, reviving him again* He's not a zombie!

Well I ain't sacrificin' no-one!
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Kotetsu


You aren't... You're just getting supplies. *taxi arrives* Oh, the taxi's here! *jumps in* To Steven Hawking's house, pronto! *taxi drives off*
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Zeero
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This is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Nightstalker
Feb 16 2007, 12:44 PM
You aren't... You're just getting supplies. *taxi arrives* Oh, the taxi's here! *jumps in* To Steven Hawking's house, pronto! *taxi drives off*

I wanna defend the place from Ninjas though!
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