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| Most random and retarded fanfiction ever; Picked this is up from somewhere | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 2 2008, 06:47 PM (220 Views) | |
| Sonic the Hedgehog | Apr 2 2008, 06:47 PM Post #1 |
Assasination
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Sonic and pals started in a harsh cold place. It was very cold. It was very very cold. It was colder. It was so cold, it was cold. It was so cold, it wouldn't be only cold, it would be cold. It was even colder than coldest of the coldest of the more colder than the cold. It was so cold, it was ... cold. And you would die before I stop saying the word cold. It was so cold that I would say cold one more time. Cold. It was a billion degrees below minus billion degrees. It was infinity times infinity time minus times all the times my imaginary cousin annoyed me, infinity times nothing. It was negative something farenheit. Or was it negative celcius? Who cares? I was so cold that if you spat on the ground it would freeze before it hit the ground. It was so cold.... Sonic: Can you shut up there! It¡¦s hard to play thumb wrestling in the.... hey I won!! Some stranger: That¡¦s no fair! You're not even supposed to have an opposable thumb! Me: You, the retarded guy I don't know, get off the stage. (He walks away) Sonic: What the freek... what is that? He walks away? What kind of a writer are you? Me: hello? , I only have a half an hour. Sonic: well you should try your best at this Me: what are you, my mom? Sonic: sheesh (A yeti comes by) Amy: Can you make it more interesting? Me: fine (A large roar comes from somewhere) Amy: what was that? Sonic: oh no, what do we do Cream: it¡¦s a yeti, we just saw it a few seconds ago Me: (bangs head on keyboard) you guys are ruining it for me! See! Now the keyboard is broken! Sonic: It doesn¡¦t look broken. You¡¦re typing it just fine Me: Now it is, fdaieaf kdfjaiofjkd dskfjisdofj d Tails: ok¡K¡K¡K Knuckles: And a giant yet? Isn¡¦t that just too original? Sonic: I wonder when you were gonna pop up. Me: How about a dark yeti? Tails: What¡¦s the difference? The color changes. Sonic: uh¡K. its stronger? Knuckles: er¡K.. maybe¡K.. Me: SHUT THE **** UP, WE GOT A FANFIC TO SHOW!! Sonic: I thought your keyboard was broken? Me: JUST START THE SHOW ALREADY! Amy: sheesh, ok (pause) Yeti: ROOARRRR RAOAR ROOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRR¡K. (chokes and cackles) ,¡K¡K sorry, I¡¦m not good with loud roars, anyways ROOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tails: Stop with the exclamations Yeti: k Cream: Can we make the monster something nice and cute? Like a cuddly teddy bear¡K Everyone: NO! Cream: Can we make him Barney plz???? ƒ¼ Knuckles: More like a killer Barney. Me: (evil smile) One killer Barney coming up. Sonic: What is he gonna do, hug us to death? Voice: Lets be friends forever!!! Sonic: Oh no Barney with a lot of scars on his face appeared with a machine gun in his hand. Barney: I hate you , you hate me. Lets go together and kill everybody. Tails: Uh¡K. that song is a great joke for stupid 8 year olds. Amy: You are 8 years old. Tails: Anyways, that song is a great joke for stupid 8 year olds, I would mainly laugh at them, but in this situation¡K¡K. RUN!!! (everyone runs around¡K bla bla bla) Barney: With a machine gun and a sniper too. (takes out a sniper and kills everyone) I love killing why won¡¦t you? Me: uhhhh¡K¡K I¡¦ll reset that (presses backspace a hundred times) Sonic: You know, you could just highlight with mouse and press backspace only once? Me: You¡¦re supposed to be dead! Sonic: oh yeah, sorry. (drops dead) Me: This is so messed up, let¡¦s just make it a dumb coincidence that Sonic and his so-called good friends just suddenly came back from the dead. (everyone comes back up) Tails: It¡¦s so good to be alive!! Me: (sigh) |
   Gravity distorts the fabric of Spacetime. -------- Hare Hare Yukai Dance. ^^ ------ A particle Quantum Tunneling a potential barrier We know that, without time, there can be no change. Time cannot "exist" on its own - it is an essential property of space - so we must conclude for something to be here there must always have been something. Time is not a property of "nothing" (how could it be?) so 'something' must have existed (including space) for the universe to have been 'created' from. It would seem infinite regression indeed exists. | |
 
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