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Government Joke
Topic Started: Jan 3 2009, 10:53 AM (34 Views)
Durandel
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Scavengers are Survivors.

This can be dicussed, but this doesn't have much do to with anything else so I'll post it here.

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A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What's politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way." I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call me "Capitalism." Your Mom is the
administrator of the household, so we'll call her "The Government."
We're here to take care of YOUR needs so we'll call you "The People." The
nanny works hard all day for very little money so, we'll consider her "The
Working Class." "And your baby brother . . . we'll call him "The Future."

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense." So, the little boy goes off
to bed, thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night he hears his
baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He
gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in
your own words what you think politics is about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future
is in deep sh*t.
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Molotov
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Relaxing, no?

Hahaha!! Ahh, Truth. All I can really say here.
EPIC MUCH.
...Oh, hello there.

Eh, just scourging for a decent-to-good RP. If you wanna RP or would like help on background bios for characters...or anything on characters...don't be afraid to ask, heh. (May not have all the answers, just to let those who do ask me stuff, know, heh.)
Will work for the sake of working.
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Lobster
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One Tailed Lobster

I'll say one thing, that is one wise little boy.
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