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NOOOO!; (anti-twilight drama spam lulz)
Topic Started: Oct 17 2009, 10:11 PM (472 Views)
ROFLDOCTOR	Oct 17 2009, 10:11 PM Post #1
I <3 MARIO :D Posts: 9,383 Group: Admins Member #221 Joined: May 14, 2006 Gender Female	OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! HELP, SOMEBODY HELP!! SOMEBODY, PLEASE, HELP ME!!! I-I-I was just on Facebook (and don't ask me for my effing Facebook because I only use it for people I know irl), a-and this girl who's a friend of mine... she had pictures of her and a bunch of her friends in an apple orchard, I-I guess they were having a party... and they ALL GOT IN A GROUP PICTURE HOLDING APPLES IN THEIR HANDS JUST LIKE ON THE TWILIGHT COVER!!! SEE, SEE, JUST LIKE THIS Posted Image ++puts face in palms of hands and croaks++ Oh my God, I don't think I've EVER come to know such horror and despair... ++shakes head no++ ++starts bawling black emo tears uncontrollably++ GOD, GOD, WHY!!!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT TO HAVE STUMBLED INTO SUCH TROUBLE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! OH GOD PLEASE!! ++starts hyperventilating++ rrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ++tears off screaming like a madman into the forests. Everybody looks on in concern.++ [/drama]



Schlyvokk	Oct 17 2009, 10:53 PM Post #2
Nothing. From Lost Souls~ >w< <333 Posts: 2,249 Group: Members Member #454 Joined: August 26, 2006 Gender Female	.... :c --Pat pat-- There, there. It'll all be okay. We're all here for yew now ; ^ ;



GMoney	Oct 18 2009, 12:27 PM Post #3
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	soothingly No need to worry.



blackjackannie	Oct 20 2009, 08:19 PM Post #4
Proffessor Awesome Posts: 121 Group: Members Member #5,488 Joined: October 18, 2009 Gender Female	LOL i girl in art class insisted we paint a pumpkin of the book covers on a pumkin for holloween last year! I was like XDDDD but i did, just to be able to test out her nice paints she had... and they where really nice.... so i didnt lose all sanity haha



Noisette	Oct 21 2009, 02:08 PM Post #5
Witch of Certainty Posts: 7,466 Group: Retired Staff Members Member #175 Joined: April 25, 2006 Gender Female	Stop dissing Twilight. I will CUT you.



GMoney	Oct 21 2009, 02:30 PM Post #6
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	Twilight is a mockery of vampire stories. A vampire story is supposed to scare you and make piss your pants. It isn't supposed to be a love story. It should make you cringe with terror und fear. It should send a chill up your spine. It shouldn't make you think "awww how romantic". It should sicken you with the details about how a girl was torn limb from limb, and how wonderful the taste of her blood is.



Noisette	Oct 21 2009, 02:34 PM Post #7
Witch of Certainty Posts: 7,466 Group: Retired Staff Members Member #175 Joined: April 25, 2006 Gender Female	But, that'd be GROSS.



GMoney	Oct 21 2009, 02:35 PM Post #8
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	Thats how they are supposed to be.



Noisette	Oct 21 2009, 03:00 PM Post #9
Witch of Certainty Posts: 7,466 Group: Retired Staff Members Member #175 Joined: April 25, 2006 Gender Female	Stefanie Meyer is god, so stop complaining about MY RELIGION.



GMoney	Oct 21 2009, 03:41 PM Post #10
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	Im not complaining. I am merely describing how ve vampires are. smiles and shows fangs You see my dear, ve do not like it vhen someone mocks us. Vhen ve fall in love, ve turn the girl so that ve can be together for all time.



Lisa Fox	Oct 21 2009, 03:44 PM Post #11
Detrimentum: Metalcore band of the year! xD Posts: 7,087 Group: Admins Member #26 Joined: January 22, 2006 Gender Female	lol Twilight



GMoney	Oct 21 2009, 03:48 PM Post #12
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	Ve vampires vill prove to you how ve act. I just hope that the government vill not cover up our... activities.



Zeero	Oct 21 2009, 05:07 PM Post #13
Hehehe... just one more little push! Posts: 5,572 Group: Members Member #501 Joined: September 20, 2006 Gender Male	Vampires should die. :) That is all.



GMoney	Oct 21 2009, 05:39 PM Post #14
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	You vill fill mien fangs in your neck if you make another remark like that.



GMoney	Oct 22 2009, 04:18 PM Post #15
Or feel my wrath Posts: 615 Group: Members Member #5,461 Joined: August 30, 2009 Gender Male	All who mock us vampires vill become either our dinner or one of us! laughs maniacaly and sips from a glass of blood It really depends on vhat kind of mood ve are in vether ve turn you or devour you. Personally I'd rather kill you all but I need a new bride. charmingly Anyone vant to marry a rich count from Denmark?



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