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| Egypt Celebrates Victory Over Everyone! | |
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| Peoples Republic of China | Sep 17 2008, 11:14 AM Post #1 |
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April 1 Cairo, Egypt - the Egyptian Nation celebrates the crushing victory over everyone else in the world today. Egyptian troops everywhere are having a party. King Farouk I himself joins the fun in Beijing, where he is receiving the Mandate of Heaven at the Forbidden City as the new Emperor of China and, indeed, of the world. As the crowd cheers the new Son of Heaven the generous monarch distributes plundered gold and porn from his personal collection to the people. In his first decree as the Emperor of the Entire Friggin' World he declared vast tracts of the United States and the Soviet Union out of bounds to all humans due to dangerous radiation levels. In Paris, the European Powers signed a formal surrender at the Verseilles. Colonel Gadel Nasser will now rule Europe as the Supreme Commander of the Arab Powers. Back in the Arab homelands, now unified under the crescent and stars of the Egyptian flag, there is jubilation. The Jews, while they are not pushed into the sea, can only look on as Egyptian tanks raced along the streets of Tel Aviv (the winner was Corporal Hassan, whose tank the "Scorpion" completed the 50 km race in record time.). In Cairo, the Government did what it wanted to do for a long time - riot. This is their finest hour, the payback for years of harassment and law-breaking by looters, rioters and protester. Over the 24-hours looting spree over $5 billion worth of property changed hands. The Parliament House was burned to the ground by hyperactive accountants. From Alexandria to Auckland, from Luxor to Luang Prabang, from Port Said to Paris, and from Suez to Santiago, jubilant crowds celebrates the unification of the world under the glorious Egyptian Empire. Now we can look forward to an erstwhile period of pyramid buildings. Why, the Ministry of Science is talking about building one of the Moon! |
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| France | Sep 17 2008, 12:37 PM Post #2 |
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Liberté, égalité, fraternité
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April 2nd In shocking news today, French all over France realised that it was actually a prank, and are now very mad " OMFG, WAT R THIS SHIT, LOL, U R NOT IN VERSAILLE " The President of the Republic said to us shortly " Wow, well that explains why there were so many votes on the other parties, i mean these people are idiots " Public outrage continued after it was announced that the moon was infact not made of Cheese but instead made of White Chocolate " WHAT TEH FUCK IS THIS SHIT, WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN THAT?! " In other news France nuked everyone and everything in existence, therefor the world is not exists anymore. |
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Tremblez, tyrans et vous perfides L'opprobre de tous les partis Tremblez ! vos projets parricides Vont enfin recevoir leurs prix ! Tout est soldat pour vous combattre S'ils tombent, nos jeunes héros, La terre en produit de nouveaux, Contre vous tout prêts à se battre ! | |
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| North Korea | Sep 17 2008, 09:49 PM Post #3 |
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How bout' dem yanks? |
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| France | Sep 18 2008, 06:16 AM Post #4 |
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Well obviously you cannot ask that because everyone is dead, duuh
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Tremblez, tyrans et vous perfides L'opprobre de tous les partis Tremblez ! vos projets parricides Vont enfin recevoir leurs prix ! Tout est soldat pour vous combattre S'ils tombent, nos jeunes héros, La terre en produit de nouveaux, Contre vous tout prêts à se battre ! | |
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| United States | Sep 18 2008, 05:05 PM Post #5 |
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Land of the Free and Home of the Brave
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In other News General Patton has defeated everyone after they thought they had won. |
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| USSR | Sep 18 2008, 06:04 PM Post #6 |
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Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes!
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The Soviet Union dropped a nuclear bomb on the head of Patton |
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| United States | Sep 19 2010, 12:19 AM Post #7 |
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The United States is proud to say na na at Stalin and point out that the forces of democracy had the last laugh over two years after the site went kaput. ( March of the Republic plays ) Edited by United States, Sep 19 2010, 12:20 AM.
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