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| 'Gases; Hlebregas, Persigas, Walcregas etc... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 24 2008, 10:51 PM (4,191 Views) | |
| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 24 2008, 10:51 PM Post #1 |
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I know Priya was going to make a Hlebregas thread, but since Cesc is such a slut, we may as well have them all in one place. To kick off, I'd like to share my Walcregas story. (Posted in parts because I think it's a limit of 15 pictures per post. I think.) Once upon a time, Cesc squeezed Theo's butt: Posted Image Cesc: Oh, it feels so juicy! Theo: What the hell!? It was just a little pinchy, but after it happened, Theo found he couldn't stop thinking about it. Posted Image Would he ever have his butt squeezed again by those warm, firm hands? Most importantly, did he want to have it squeezed again? After conferring with Johan on the situation... Posted Image ... Theo decided that he did indeed what to feel the texture of Cesc's hand on his butt cheek once again, if only for old time's sake. But no matter what he did... Posted Image ... And no matter how hard he tried... Posted Image ... To seduce his pal... Posted Image Cygan: Ooh yeah, that's one mighty fine piece of fluff. ... Cesc didn't want to know. Posted Image "Stop flashing me all the time, Theo. You'll have social services onto me." One day, Theo decided to pluck up the courage and just ask Cesc for another pinch or two. Posted Image Theo: So here's the thing: I want you to squeeze my arse. Cesc: Uh-huh, interesting suggestion. After some contemplation, Cesc decided that he would treat Theo to a new pleasure. After all, arse-squeezing can get boring after awhile. Posted Image Cesc: You know, I give really amazing hugs. Posted Image Theo: Oh wow. This is incredible. And so for awhile everything was going great between the two of them, until one day... Posted Image Ade stole Theo's hug. Theo was outraged by the situation. First, that Ade would have the cheek to steal his cuddling buddy... Posted Image "What? What did I do? It was only a hug." And second, that Cesc made absolutely no attempt to resist Ade. Posted Image "What? It was on a little hug, Theo! It didn't mean anything!" Theo tried to move on and forget about it, but by that point, Ade had caused quite a stir in the dressing room by announcing the extraordinary quality of Cesc's hugs. Everyone now wanted one, and Theo was outraged. Posted Image "It's all your fault, God!" After awhile, Cesc suggested to Theo that the whole thing might just die down if he obliged to their team-mates demands and simply gave them each a hug. So Cesc began to formulate a rota. Posted Image Cesc: Put your hand up like so if you want a hug! |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 24 2008, 10:51 PM Post #2 |
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Hands went up. Posted Image "Me! I want a hug!" Posted Image "I'm next!" Posted Image "Yeah, I'd quite like one of those!" Posted Image I want two hugs! And while Almunia got all the players to form an orderly queue... Posted Image Almunia: Get in line, boys. I'm next. Gallas: Oh please let me have a go! It's my turn! It's MY turn! ... The hugs went in. Posted Image Hleb: Nice view. Posted Image Robin: His skin is so smooth. Posted Image Cesc: Told you they were awesome, right? Posted Image Nik: Best friends forever, right? Cesc: Let's not talk. Just hug. Posted Image Cesc: You're such an unselfish hugger, Willy. Posted Image Phil: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST HUG EVER!! And when Robin told Arsene about the new Cuddling Cesc Craze that had hit the dressing room... Posted Image Robin: They really are quite remarkable. You just put out your arms and what happens next is indescribable. Arsene: Sounds fascinating. I might have to try that. ... Arsene Wenger soon decided that he wanted to experience the infamous cuddle, too. Posted Image "I'm coming, father!" Unfortunately, Pat Rice got ear of it and decided to butt in. Posted Image Pat: Hug for me? The outcome was not pretty. Posted Image Pat: Truce? Arsene: I'll give you truce! *Smack* |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 24 2008, 10:52 PM Post #3 |
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All that was bad enough, but then a few of the players started trying to seduce Cesc. Posted Image "Look at the badge, Cesc. And now imagine that's your face. Looks good, right?" Posted Image Kolo: I know you want a piece of this jelly! Posted Image Eboue: Come to dada. And when a few started taking advantage... Posted Image Phil: You're mine. All mine, I tell you! Posted Image Alex: Finally I've got you all to myself. ... Theo decided enough was enough, and that he'd tell them all just how much of a slut Cesc was. Then for sure they'd never want to hug him again. At first, the other players mocked him. Posted Image Julio: Aww, he's so cute! Let's all patronise him! Phil: Sounds like a good idea to me. Robin: Is that a screw loose? But then one day, out of nowhere, they stopped asking Cesc for cuddles. In fact, no one even talked to him anymore, and Cesc began feeling quite alone. Posted Image “Where have all my hoes gone?” No one wanted a hug anymore, and out of desperation, Cesc found himself looking for cuddles in the strangest of places. Posted Image Cesc: Hug? Just a little one? Poll: I don't think so, mate. Clean yourself up, you're a mess. Posted Image Cesc: I need to hug him. I just need a hug. Kolo: Don't do it, man! You'll regret it! Fat Frank: I am not a piece of meat you can use at your leisure. I have feelings! Posted Image Cesc: HUG ME! But in the end, nobody seemed interested, and Cesc began to lose hope. Posted Image Cesc: All I *sniff* wanted *sniff* was a hug *sniff*. And then one day, out of the blue, something came at Cesc from behind and knocked him to the ground. Cesc turned on his side, clutching his bum and groaning. And then like a ray of sunshine, a face emerged over his, smiling down over him. Posted Image Theo: You didn't think I'd leave you, did you? Cesc: Oh, you've got the best arse I've ever squeezed! And so they celebrated, long into the night... Posted Image THE END. |
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| sweet_dreamz32 | Feb 24 2008, 10:59 PM Post #4 |
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Oh my...you have me laughing like there is something is wrong with me over here!!!!!! LOL that story made me laugh soooooooo hard!! |
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| Malty | Feb 24 2008, 11:02 PM Post #5 |
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Cesc's 'Gas
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lol me 2 :lol: :lol: |
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| Lisa_x | Feb 24 2008, 11:32 PM Post #6 |
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Cesc's 'Gas
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HAHA :lol: made me laugh so much too, love it! How about Rosigas or Flamigas? |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 25 2008, 12:35 AM Post #7 |
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Heee thanks, guys. :ph43r: Yesh, I did think about Rosigas and Flamigas, but I was feeling a bit sorry for Fluff so I tried to limit Cesc's "companions", shall we say. :rolleyes: But oh dear. I sense Priya storming in here and declaring Hlebregas the king of the castle pretty soon. :unsure: |
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| sweet_dreamz32 | Feb 25 2008, 12:41 AM Post #8 |
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LOL you're going to have to tell the whole story!! Its only right!! |
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| Anna | Feb 25 2008, 12:44 AM Post #9 |
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Great! So funny. You should write another one! :D |
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| mgan | Feb 25 2008, 12:50 AM Post #10 |
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bahahahahahha ths was fucking hilarious!! and once again i find a way to distract myself from drama c/w!! i am looking at this and quoting lee evans via msn wiv a m8!! |
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| Steff | Feb 25 2008, 07:32 AM Post #11 |
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Thats is so funny! I love how you made the captions exactly match with the story! :lol: :lol: So cool |
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| fabregas_4 | Feb 25 2008, 12:01 PM Post #12 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: thats so funny, love the story :lol: aww when cesc was feeling lonely, he could have always asked me 4 a hug lol :P ;) thanxs |
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| cescfan2011 | Feb 25 2008, 08:36 PM Post #13 |
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Edited by cescfan2011, Oct 2 2011, 05:12 AM.
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| mgan | Feb 25 2008, 09:36 PM Post #14 |
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i sooooooo agree! [size=14]HLEBREGAS PWNS ALL!![/size] [size=1]although Persigas + Rosigas has some appeal...*hides from Priya*[/size] |
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| janbobs4fabby | Feb 25 2008, 09:47 PM Post #15 |
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LMAO!!!! :D That was absoutley BRILLIANT!! :lol: |
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