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| 'Gases; Hlebregas, Persigas, Walcregas etc... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 24 2008, 10:51 PM (4,193 Views) | |
| Suz | Feb 26 2008, 03:42 AM Post #16 |
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Cesc Loon
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Omg lmao :lol: |
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| **~kitty~** | Feb 26 2008, 03:01 PM Post #17 |
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Cesc Loon
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OMG!! Brilliant post!!!!!!!! :D :lol: Could you write another one please?! hehe. :lol: Howvever, I prefer PERSIGAS/Hlebgas to Walcregas :huh: :rolleyes: |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 26 2008, 11:14 PM Post #18 |
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Mrs Fabregas
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Eeeep.
:unsure: I suppose I could do another one at some point this week. Any requests? Priya: Hlebregas bias. :rolleyes: NO DISSING THE WALCREGAS! :beee: |
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| mgan | Feb 26 2008, 11:41 PM Post #19 |
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Cesc Fanatic
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zomg if you did another one that would be fucking HILARIOUS!! [size=14]HLEBREGAS FTW!![/size] |
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| davidvilla7 | Feb 26 2008, 11:46 PM Post #20 |
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Mrs Fabregas soon to be Mrs Villa!
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Hahaha! I would ask for Fontregas but umm....i dont think you'll find any pictures! Nikregas maybe? :ph43r: |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 27 2008, 12:11 AM Post #21 |
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Mrs Fabregas
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Since it's in popular demand, I guess Hlebregas it is. ;) I'll get it up tomorrow evening, then. :unsure: |
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| **~kitty~** | Feb 27 2008, 01:38 PM Post #22 |
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Cesc Loon
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Hlebregas is great!!! lol remember to make one about persigas as well lol |
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| cheeky | Feb 27 2008, 05:20 PM Post #23 |
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Cesc Stalker
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OMG! That was so funny! You ahd me in stitches laughing! :D :D |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 28 2008, 02:10 AM Post #24 |
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Mrs Fabregas
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OK, well this has taken me a very long time because the story is a very long one, but as promised... (Hopefully it all works, I haven't looked at the story properly yet.) [size=14]*Hlebregas*[/size] Ever since he was a little boy… Posted Image Cesc had absolutely LOVED playing Chinese Whisper. As he grew up and sought new pleasure, like… … Sharing the stage with Philippe while his pal launched into a stand-up comedy show… Posted Image Phil: … And then I said to him, “What do I look like? A spud!?” Cesc: Oh-my-freaking-god, that’s hilarious! ... But I must remain looking nonchalant. … Experimenting in the fields of photography… Posted Image Cesc: The camera loves me, dah-ling! … And not to mention children’s parties… Posted Image Cesc: I’ll make a sausage dog, but pooey nappies are a definite no-go for me. … The joy of sharing a little secret never left him, and he found himself continuing the game amongst his Arsenal team-mates. Posted Image Cesc: Alex is a booger-head. Pass it on. One day, though, Alex got wind of the fact that he always seemed to be the butt of Cesc’s whisperings, and decided, rather slyly… Posted Image “Hmmm yes, I know exactly how to get back at Cesc.” … To exact some revenge on his pal. First of all, this meant starting chain of whispers of his own. Posted Image Alex: Cesc is a big snot-head. Pass it on. And given how the Gunners were not strictly adverse to playing Chinese Whispers themselves, none of them seemed to mind acting as the go-between. Posted Image Tomas: Cesc has big snot and a head. Pass it on. Posted Image Mathieu knew he couldn’t have heard Tomas right, but decided to pass on the message anyhow. Posted Image Mathieu: Cesc has big hot in a head. Posted Image William: Listen to me, Manuel. This is important. Cesc is bare hot in a shed. Pass it on. Manuel: Your skin is so soft. So caught up in the texture of William’s cheek, Manuel missed half of William’s whisperings, and when he found Arsene Wenger at Friday’s press conference and remembered he had a vital message to pass on, he found he had to improvise slightly… Posted Image Manuel: Cesc is bare hot and I want to do him in a shed. Arsene: You do know this microphone is turned on, right? Manuel: Oh yeah, so it is. Haha. And then, about a week later (Manuel’s a little slower than most people), he realised why Cesc had been avoiding him all week. Posted Image Manuel: OH CRAP! Of course, Cesc wasn’t going to come to him willingly, now that he suspected the goalkeeper was after his goods, so Manuel had to break out his Kinder Egg and bottle of Coke, and hope that Cesc smelt it and came running. Thankfully for him, the plan worked. Posted Image Cesc: I’ll do you in a shed any day, Manuel! Just give me the Kinder Egg! William: Me too! Me too! You can touch my face as much as you like, just give me the Coke! Manuel: Wow. I am loved. Once Cesc had devoured an entire (man-sized) Kinder Egg all to himself, and washed it all off with a glass of Coke that looked somewhat suspiciously like champagne… Posted Image … He decided, finally, to sit down and hear out what Manuel had to say. |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 28 2008, 02:11 AM Post #25 |
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Mrs Fabregas
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Well, kinda. Posted Image Manuel: Cesc, this is really important. Cesc: Wow. Look at that ball spin. Manuel: About me wanting to do you in a shed… Cesc: So many colours… Manuel: The message really came from- Cesc: So shiny… Manuel: Alex. Posted Image “HOLY CRAP! THIS ISN’T A KINDER EGG! … I mean, wait: Alex thinks I’m hot and wants to do me in a shed?” Cesc thought about this long and hard for awhile. Posted Image It must’ve been true, he decided eventually. It explained so much odd behaviour that until now Cesc hadn’t been able to explain. Like the time he’d opened his car door… Posted Image … And out fell a photograph of Alex doing a sexy pose. Posted Image It was odd, to say the least. And then there was the time they’d had a massive falling out, and out of nowhere, Alex sent a picture text to Cesc of him and his girlfriend looking cheesy: Posted Image An attempt to make Cesc feel jealous, perhaps? There was also something slightly kinky about suggesting the team play blindfolded. Posted Image Cesc: These trousers Alex leant me are awfully tight round the buttocks. Not to mention Alex’s recommendation that Cesc pose as Santa for a gay magazine called, er, “Don’t be gay alone”, apparently. Posted Image And now that he thought about it, Cesc thought he could pinpoint the exact moment when all this infatuation with a Sexy Cescy Santa began. Posted Image Cesc: Say cheese, Alex! Alex: Whoa! I think I just felt cheese in my trousers! And what was worse was that the more Cesc thought about it, the more he began… liking it. Posted Image And so, after a lengthy spell thinking about Alex’s cheese… Posted Image Phil: You know, Alex, I think you’re quite a cheesy person. Alex: I am so cheesy. Cesc: Alex’s cheese. Alex’s cheese. Alex’s cheese. … Cesc finally decided to take the bull by the horns and talk it out. Or, as Cesc liked to dream up at night-time’s… Posted Image … Snog it out. So when he’d managed to summon enough courage, Cesc’s turned to Alex one day, before kick off, and said… Posted Image Cesc: You’re hot and I’d like to do you in a shed. Of course, the comment came as somewhat of a surprise to Alex, who simply blinked a lot and then ran off. And after the match, he found that the only way he would be able to deal with the horror of Cesc’s words was to… Posted Image … get absolutely pissed. Understandably, Cesc was absolutely devastated by Alex’s apparent rejection. Posted Image Had he really gotten it all so horribly wrong? Did Alex not love him at all? |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 28 2008, 02:11 AM Post #26 |
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Mrs Fabregas
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Later that night, after watching the latest episode of Desperate Housewives, Cesc was just about to head off to bed alone, when there was a sudden and unexpected knock at the door. Posted Image “I wonder who that could be.” Posted Image “Come away with me, Cesc.” And so without another word, the two of them fled into the night, armed with nothing but an unspoken buzz of lust… Posted Image … and a packet of Haribo, which Cesc refused to share. The two of them spent the week together, doing nothing but being general clowns with one another. Cesc took Alex to the building where he scrawled his very first piece of grafitti… Posted Image “And this is where I wrote ‘i iz bare buff innit’ on the wall.” … while Alex treated Cesc to a Happy Meal from McDonalds: Posted Image Alex took Cesc on a ride on his motorbike… Posted Image “Hop on. I’ll take you to places you’ve never been before, baby.” On their final night in the hotel, Cesc stopped by the flower shop to get a little prezzie for Alex… Posted Image “I think he likes roses, but lilies smell gorgeous like him.” And on their final night together, they sat by the dock and watched the sun go down. Posted Image Cesc: There’s no one I’d rather be spending the week with, Alex. Alex: Yeah, shush: I’m being cheesy. Unsurprisingly, Cesc assumed that when they got back home, that everything would continue from there. He kept thinking longingly about their future together… Posted Image … About how they might share a kiss or two after one of them scored… Posted Image Cesc: Your lips are like lilies. … And how maybe they could make a habit of training blindfolded. Posted Image Cesc: Your hand is on my arse, Alex. Alex: Yeah, I know. … But much to the chagrin of Cesc, Alex had other ideas. Every time Alex saw Cesc coming his way, he’d cover his face and pretend not to have seen him. Posted Image And sometimes, Alex would even go out of his way to hug other men… Posted Image … claiming that it made took some of the spotlight away from his relationship with Cesc. But Cesc was absolutely adamant that the spotlight would remain on him and Alex and no one else, and he went about making sure that everyone would know about their relationship! And, so desperate he was to try and win back Alex’s public affections, he tried proposing… Posted Image Cesc: MARRY ME! Alex: What the fuck!? I can’t take this anymore. Nik: Hear him out, Alex. Just hear him out. But Alex couldn’t do it. He simply refused point blank to make their relationship public, and told Cesc that if he didn’t make a public statement immediately, he could wave goodbye to Hlebregas love forever. At first, Cesc poo-pooed Alex’s threat, but after awhile he began to see that maybe Alex was being serious, after all. Posted Image Cesc: Alex must surely join in on this now. Alex: This is gay. I’m off. |
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| Little Fluffy Theo | Feb 28 2008, 02:12 AM Post #27 |
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And so eventually, when he saw that Alex would not be won round, with a heavy heart, Cesc took to the press room, and told them all the lies Alex wanted to hear. Posted Image “Er, the thing about me proposing to Alex? Yeah, it was just a joke. I don’t love him. Hahaha.” *Sound of the Cesc’s heart breaking just audible beneath the press’ nervous laughter.* And so, the story of the romance between Cesc and Alex was infinitely dead. But sometimes, if you look closely enough… Posted Image … you might just see, somewhere amidst all the heterosexual Gunner love… Posted Image … that the legend of Hlebregas lives on. [size=7]The End[/size] |
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| **~kitty~** | Feb 28 2008, 03:36 PM Post #28 |
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WOW~~~ Hlebregas!!!!! :wub: :wub: |
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| Tiger_Jay | Feb 28 2008, 06:11 PM Post #29 |
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That was so good! I like the parts where Alex is being cheesy B) |
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| cheeky | Feb 28 2008, 08:03 PM Post #30 |
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Cesc Stalker
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Funny!! :P were them pictures that have that canal+ thing on them from a video? If yes could someone post a link to it.. :lol: |
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