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| Lorni's Fic; Its just for a laugh! | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 7 2008, 08:02 PM (647 Views) | |
| Lorni | Oct 7 2008, 08:02 PM Post #1 |
Mrs Stephen Ireland
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1. SORRY FOR THE SWEARING! 2. I know its crap, i just felt like it :lol: 3. Yes it is Stephen Ireland + Yes Theo Wallcott. 4. Yes Fernando Torres is gay in this. 5. Sorry Nettie for making you steal my man. 6. Sorry Kathryn for making your crap at Sociology. 7. If I decided to write a second part of course more people will be in it :lol: Part One She was skipping down the street, singing to herself as if she thought it were christmas already. She had long brunette straightened hair which fell to half way down her back with hazel coloured eyes. She smiled to passers by while thinking of how great her life is at the moment. That all changed. She suddenly came to a halt and her mood changed dramaticly. She saw him, she saw Stephen. He was crossing the road when he turned around and spotted her as she ducked to avoid him. He had such a nice smile, she couldn't resist walking over to him. "Heyy.. S-Stephen. Long time no see eh? How've you been?" She asked "Summer!!! Heyy! Yeah, I know, Sorry.. I've been busy." He aplogized "Its.. Its okay. Listen, I gotta go. I've got college now. Call me?" Summer wondered "Um.. Sure.. Yeah.. Of course" He looked unsure She breifly smiled and walked away. She glanced behind her to see him still stood there in the same position even after she had left. He looked upset, Summer wondered why. As she approched the college she bumped into her spanish gay best friend, Fernando. "Hey Girl!" He hugged her "Oooh, Lovin the bag hunni!" He winked at her. She smiled and walked as he followed. She told him about her meeting with Stephen. "Oh no's girlie. That mustn't of been good for your getting over of him." He looked sympathetic "Remind me, why did we break up with him?" "Oh for fucks sake Nando! We've been through this one hundred times now! I did not dump him. We agreed that it would be best if we went our seperate ways because he was away so much with Man City, and it just wasn't logical anymore. And besides, he's with Nettie now. He's forgot about me." She looked down to the ground. "Oh screw Nettie! He has not forgot about you. How could he?! You were the love of his life, and you still are so shut the flipity flip up deary." He smiled They both laughed as Summer went to meet Kathryn for their Sociology lesson and Fernando went to meet up with Kati for their Hair + Beauty lesson. As the lesson ended Kathryn had to stay behind to do extra work while Summer left she heard some one shouting her name. "Summer!!! Summer!!!!!! SSSSUUUUMMEEEERRRR!!!!!!!" A rather hot lad was yelling. "Oh fucking hell Theo!!" Summer got a shock "You bloody scared me then" She laughed "Oh. Shit. Sorry Summer." Theo aplogized "So.. Whats up?" He asked. "I bumped into Stephen this morning" She sighed "Nothing happened or anything though. He's with Nettie. Its just hard you know? It seems like he's just, everywhere" "Um. I thought you were over him?" He looked disapointed. She sighed, hugged him and walked straight past him over to see Linda. "You do know that Theo like sooo likes you right?" Linda raised her eyebrows "What? Theo!? Noo! We're just friends." Summer rolled her eyes. "Yeah.. Sure. Maybe you are right now, but trust me - He wants wayyy more" Linda made Summer realise as she walked away. Summer turned round to see Theo leaning against the lockers, he was thinking of her, wishing there could be so much more to their friendship. Summer wondered what to do. She liked Stephen, but since she found out about theo, she didn't know what to do. |
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| Lep | Oct 7 2008, 09:49 PM Post #2 |
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Told you it's not crap :P It's so very you, you know! It's all 'eeeee', dramatic and random! :lol: I love it!! Aww you poor thing about Stephen! I'm sure Nettie prefers another Irish Stephen though :P ;) We could get that arranged so you could get back with him!! :lol: I love how Nando is just randomly gay. I didn't read the part where it said he was gay until afterwards, and I was laughing so much when he was all 'ooooh I just LOVE you bag. uh' :lol: Can't wait for more!! |
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| Lorni | Oct 7 2008, 09:52 PM Post #3 |
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Mrs Stephen Ireland
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:priyasbf: I wanted a gay friend. And my family all say Nando looks gay sooo.... :lol: :lol: I tried so so hard not to mention X-Men. |
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| Lep | Oct 7 2008, 10:02 PM Post #4 |
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:lol: I have like 3/4 gay friends, you can have one of mine! :lol: They're like 'awww, you're so cute etc' I'm like, I don't care you're gay. :lol: I will put a bet that X-men will play a part in this fic :ph4: :lol: |
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| Kathryn | Oct 7 2008, 10:09 PM Post #5 |
Cesc's Teammate
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Oh No worries. I is. :lol: Lorni this is really good!!! |
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| Lorni | Oct 7 2008, 10:27 PM Post #6 |
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Mrs Stephen Ireland
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:ph4: Maybe :ph4: :lol: Yes it does. I can't help it. :lol: |
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| Lorni | Oct 7 2008, 10:41 PM Post #7 |
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Mrs Stephen Ireland
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1. X-Men had to make an appearance. 2. Sorry Nettiee! Your not a bimbo!!! 3. Sorry Lindaa! I know you'd never steal my fancy boy! 4. Sorry Kathryn your not really rude! :lol: Part 2 Later on that night Summer was watching one of the worlds best films X-Men:The Last Stand. She was looking dreamily at Scott/Cyclops who was kissing Jean. She wanted to be like Scott + Jean. Sudenly she heard her phone ring. She imideatly paused X-Men and ran to her phone, thinking it was Stephen. She awnswered it without looking, only to find out it was Theo. Summer was dissapointed but also slightly relived that she didn't have to hear Stephen's voice tonight, she wasn't ready yet. "Theo. Hey. Whats up?" She asked "Just wanted to.. Um.. I just wanted to talk. You know, just have a chat." He sounded nervous. So the pair started to get deep into conversation. They talked the whole time about X-Men, who was cooler Storm or Wolverine and they flirted while doing this. He liked her and even though she didn't know it, she liked him. She was just so caught up with Stephen that she forgot all about Theo, and how kind he really is compared to some people. She heard the door bell ring as her mum awnswered it, followed by giggling and her mum telling who ever was at the door to go upstairs on the left, which was Summers room. Summer explained to Theo that someone was at the door and she had to go, and that she will see him tomorrow at school. She heard a knock on her door to the pattern of Jingle Bells. "Come on! Let us in girlie!" Fernando Wailed "I've got Kati here!! She's got some mega goss about Kris!!!! Summer!! Why do you even have locks on your bedroom door? All it does is lock you away from socilising with the outside world and..." He was interuped by the opening of Summers door. "KATI! Not seen you in tiimmee!" The two girls hugged. Fernando coughed as if to say: Excuse me - they included him in the hug. "Kris asked me out. FINALY!" Kati smiled in glee (i have no idea what that word means) Summer congratulated her, but seemed in a rush to get rid of her and Fernando. She wanted to go on MSN to carry on her flirty conversation with Theo. She had forgotten about Stephen, she thought she was over him once again. Theo made her forget about how much she wanted to kill Nettie for stealing her man, and how much she loved Stephen. In the morning, on the way to college she bumped into a pretty blonde girl. It was Nettie. "Oh shite. I broke my nail" Nettie pouted "Get over it bitch" Summer said under her breath, thinking no one could hear. "Excuse me?! Oh... Summer. I've been meaning to speak with you for like.. err.. a long time" Nettie said in a bimbo-ish way (SORRY NETTIE) "Let me guess. About how you didn't steal my man?" Summer said sarcasticly "Grow up Summer. Your 17 not 7. Listen to me. I did not "steal" Stephen off of you. You wern't happy with your relationship with him so you both ended it, just because I happened to be in the bar that same night does not mean I stole him. You were already broken up. So just loosen up on me please? Your a very nice girl, and if you actually took the time to get to know me, then you'd find out that I can be quite kind too." Nettie hinted Summer refused to talk to her and brushed straight past her in a childish mannor. She was more focused on getting to college and seeing Theo. As she approched the college Fernando + Kati were outside looking sympathetic when they saw Summer. She wondered what was going on but at that very moment Theo came out holding Lindas hand. His face dropped when he saw Summer staring at the new couple. Linda left theo and came running up to her. "Theo asked ME out!!" Linda wispered in her ear. Summer brushed past Linda, walked right up to Theo and breifly smiled as if she was asking him Why. Fernando and Kati frowned at him and tried to chase after Summer. Summer had a sociology lesson with Kathryn who seemed really caught up in her work recentally. "Heard bout Theo and Linda?" Summer sighed to Kathryn. "Shhh!" Kathryn frowned "Im trying to concentrate!!!" Summer looked suprised at the rudeness of Kathryn as she was never usually like this. The bell eventually rang and all the students left the college. As Summer was walking out she saw Stephen stood at the gates, presumably waiting for her to come out. She was confused as to why the hell he wasn't wearing a shirt and had his crazy angel wings tatoo on display along with his six-pack. |
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| Kathryn | Oct 7 2008, 10:46 PM Post #8 |
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I can never look at Torres the same way again :lol: I can imagine him running up to someone being all ' Hey Galfriend' :lol: This is well good x |
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| Lorni | Oct 7 2008, 10:49 PM Post #9 |
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Crap. Init. I was looking at a poster of him while writing it and laughing at him. Hes so camp. :ph4: :lol: Kathryn your like adictied to sociology :blink2: :lol: |
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| OneUnited117 | Oct 8 2008, 02:04 AM Post #10 |
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Prinalysis, Part 1
Fer's gay?! :blink2: And whatcha starin' at, Ste? <_< Keep walking. Or you'll get hit by a car.
Thanks babes...and that's SUCH a gay thing to say. :priyasbf:
lol "we"?
WHAT?!WHAT???? WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
:blink2: OI! Watch what you say!I'll arrange from my Serbian boyfriend to put in a good tackle on you next time Liverdrool plays United. :angry:
LMAO!
Oo lala, can I steal a hot lad next?
And...you're right, she IS over him. And she wants you. ;)
No, REALLY? :rolleyes: :lol:
:eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
Please. Have Stephen back...and Theo if you want. Prinalysis Part 2
lol! you would.
Oh...pfft...only Theo Walcott calling me, that's all. No big. :rolleyes:
Neeervous!
Of course, Mr. Sensitive.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf:
Please, darling, did you think it was my choice?! Pffft! You're the one that paired me with him! I specifically asked for NOT him! :priyasbf:
Pretty? That must not be this Nettie, then!
:blink2: :O I am NOT that dramatic! Ok, well sometimes, but not on a daily basis!
OUCH! Is this cos I support United?! Honest, not my fault!
So...I'm pretty, a bitch, and a bimbo. Iiinteresting. :lol:
Yeah! Exactly what I just said. Listen to me.
What the hell is going on?
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And I am supposedly dating this?! :rolleyes: Was interesting, lol! Except WHYYY am I with Mr. Ireland?! *cries* Can I just have like Stephen KELLY? Or someone? Please! Well done though! :p Liked it despite being a bitch and a bimbo. Haha! |
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| Lorni | Oct 8 2008, 07:56 AM Post #11 |
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:priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf: LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Nettie you seriously make me laugh my head off! My head rolled down the stairs because of yoo! And im sorry nettie! :lol: :o :o You have a twist coming up though. :o :o |
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| Lep | Oct 8 2008, 04:07 PM Post #12 |
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Summer is definitely you Lorni! :lol:
Yay :wub: :lostit:
Aww! Poor Lorni! :(
Nettie the drama queen! :lol:
*nods* :)
I quite like the idea of our little partnership :lol:
Nooooo :(
Huh, Lorni you went out with him! You should be able to understand that he is so crazy.. :lol: Loved it :D :wub: |
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| Lorni | Oct 8 2008, 05:58 PM Post #13 |
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:priyasbf: :priyasbf: :priyasbf: :D Kati + Kris! ^_^ :angry: Nettie + Stephen :unsure: <_< Linda + Theo. :'( Yes Summer is me! :lol: How did you know?! :ph4: :lol: Edited by Lorni, Oct 8 2008, 06:07 PM.
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| Lorni | Oct 8 2008, 06:46 PM Post #14 |
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1. There we go nettie. 2. Sorry for the swearing.. Agaiiinn :lol: Part 3 "Summer! Heyy" Stephen said joyfully as she approched him. The two hugged and smiled at each other not knowing that some one was watching their every move. Stephen walked Summer all the way home, right to her front door. "Listen, its been great talking to you today Summer" "Yeah. You two Stephen..." She paused "Why aren't you wearing a shirt?" "And you've only just noticed?!" He laughed sarcasticly "I forgot." He sighed at his own stupidness. "Okayy......" Summer said in suprise that the man she loves is so.. odd. She went inside her house and up to her bedroom to find Fernando and Kati sat on her bed laughing. She greeted the gay spanaird and her giggly best friend with a hug and was told that she had a nice bangs. Summer was delighted that her two best friends in the world had come round to suprise her and cheer her up since she was down recently because of the new couple in town - Linda and Theo. She relised that Linda had not actually done anything wrong, it was all Theo. She had so many questions for him. Why flirt with Summer when he liked Linda? Why did he ask out Linda? Whats so special about Linda? The threesome ( :eyebrows: ) decided to pop down to the local chippy that night. They were talking and laughing about Fernando's new boyfriend when Summer suddenly came to a halt. Kati nudged Summer wanting to know why Summers mouth was wide open and why she looked so shocked at seeing a couple at a table. Then Kati relised who that girl was. It was Nettie. But she wasn't with Stephen. She was with a hunky portuguesse fella, who resembled a footballer who plays for manchester united. Without thinking, Summer marched right up to them, grabbed a glass of lemonade and chucked it right in Netties face. "How could you do this to him?!??!" Summer exclaimed. "Heyy sexy. Im Christiano" Said the hunky portugeese lad as Summer relised not only did it look like the man united player, it was him. Both Nettie and Summer looked at Christiano in disgust at what kind of a stuck up little prat he was. (That was for you nettie :lol: ) "What the... FUCK" Nettie shrieked "ME AND STEPHEN BROKE UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BITCH" "Shittt..." Summer wispered to herself as she watched Nettie run out of the Chippy crying. Summer now relised why Stephen was at the gates, wanting to talk to her. Summer turned round to see Kati and Fernando giggling away to each other as Summer sighed and kept repeating: What would Wolverine do in this situation? Summer grabbed Kati and marched out of the chippy in a strop, leaving Fernando to chat up the hot waiter. Then, she saw the person who would change her life forever. CLIFF HANGER! :lol: |
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| Lep | Oct 8 2008, 07:53 PM Post #15 |
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Aww love it Lorni! :D
I really hope that it's mid-winter, now that would be funny! :lol:
aww, Linda's awesome!! Even if she does support Villa :P
:lol: haha!
I love how that is probably their first date, and especially as Nettie seems so high matenance, and they go to the chippy! :lol: "How could you do this to him?!??!" Summer exclaimed.
I dont know if that's good or bad.. "Shittt..." Summer wispered to herself as she watched Nettie run out of the Chippy crying.
:lol: X-men!!
Nice cliff-hanger!! More! More! More! It's really goooood Lorni! Especially as you write so fast as well, it's like it's happening in real life and it's someone telling you the gossip!! :lol: |
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