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CHEESUS	Jan 22 2008, 06:58 AM
Cheesus Fan Posts: 81 Group: CHEESUS Member #2 Joined: January 5, 2008	SirLamer Jan 22 2008, 03:15 AM Cheesus, I am wondering - what is your position on matters pertaining to the weather? Cheesus, I emplore you to consider introducing legislation which will make the cold weather in Canada henceforth illegal. It's fucking cold around here! This morning when I got up it was -20 degrees Celcius (which is - STOP USING OLD-SCHOOL RETARDED MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS, ASSHOLES in American). I said "OH, WHAT THE FUCK! The news said it's going to be, like, -5!" Well, not in the morning, apparently. I was worried my car wouldn't start, but fortunately it did, though it quite clearly uttered the appropriate series of acoustic cues so as to warn me to stay clear in case the engine should jam and thrust itself back through the dashboard. Fortunatately it did not, though if it did, I would have been spared of scaping all the ice off of my windows... too bad. Around noon hour today, walking between campus buildings in -15 deg. C weather and breathing heavily down into my jacket collar so that my breath would warm my nose, I observed the endless blank grey slate that is the winter sky and took note of how utterly depressing it is to not see the sun for weeks. Though, on the good days, the sun is so damned low you have to use the visor in your car all day long. So, I hope I have made my point for why cold winter weather should be illegal. I think if it can be abolished we will all live better lives here in Canada. Although, we would have to undertake a great modernization effort and begin replacing our igloo-based urban centres with others made of more modern materials such as wood or grass. Can you take care of that, too? Hello Mister Lamer. Before you all gasp in shock, I have decided that the questions I answer will be in "regular font". Since some answers may become longer than a couple of sentences, my godlike "CHEESUS FONT" may become overwhelming. NOW TO THE ANSWER. The weather in Canada has never been entirely pleasant. Even the mighty CHEESUS has a hard time coping with it. There is nothing I would like more than to ban bad weather. Many naysayers may claim that doing so will destroy the "balance" of Canada's ECO SYSTEM. It will not be a problem if we invest millions upon millions of tax payer funds into a project to devise a way to prevent such a thing from happening. We will have our cake, eat it to, and then eat a whole block of CHEESE afterwards. Very exciting stuff I am sure. I am incapable of devising my entire plan with this one post, so we may have to put our heads together to contemplate the problems and the desired solution. If elected Congressman I will demand that Canada recieves millions of dollars to fund this project, raising the standard of living for Canada, and eventually the world. MORE NEWS AS IT DEVELOPS (P.S. Getting those modern wood materials will be very easy, I have the right contacts. Does anyone know how much building grass costs? I may need to place that into my financial statement.)


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