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Cheesus for Congress
Topic Started: Jan 5 2008, 09:57 PM (356 Views)
CHEESUS	Jan 5 2008, 09:57 PM Post #1
Cheesus Fan Posts: 81 Group: CHEESUS Member #2 Joined: January 5, 2008	Good day everyone, I am Cheesus. I have come before you today to announce the beginning of my campaign for the United States Congress, and I will represent the fifty first state, Canada. For too long Canada has been ill-represented in the House of Representatives. I will not tolerate this any further, and with your vote, we can change it. When I become a Congressmen, big changes will be made. Standards of living will increase by tenfold and all your wildest dreams will come true. These are not idle statements, they are promises. All you need to do is believe in me, and use the power of your hearts, to give me your vote. I would like to thank you for joining in my camaign and look forward to our victory in 2008. Cheesus '08



* Wisp	Jan 5 2008, 10:38 PM Post #2
Administrator Posts: 389 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 5, 2008	You will have my vote, Cheesus.



Versus	Jan 22 2008, 01:34 AM Post #3
Cheesus Lover Posts: 129 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: January 22, 2008	omg not in caps :O Cheesus will have my vote as well.



* Wisp	Jan 22 2008, 01:36 AM Post #4
Administrator Posts: 389 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 5, 2008	Versus Jan 22 2008, 01:34 AM omg not in caps Cheesus will have my vote as well. All official campaign related messages are not in caps. I insisted on this, we want to have an outside of TF2 appeal if we can. They will not be familiar with Cheesus' style.



* The GHost	Jan 22 2008, 01:40 AM Post #5
Cheesus Lover Posts: 190 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: January 22, 2008	Jumpin' jehosiphat! (I think that's how you spell it anyway...) Workin' the PR angle and everything, getting your act all cleaned up eh? Just to let you know I can be bought off if you don't want me telling everyone about your sordid TF2 laden past.



* Wisp	Jan 22 2008, 01:48 AM Post #6
Administrator Posts: 389 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 5, 2008	The GHost Jan 22 2008, 01:40 AM Jumpin' jehosiphat! (I think that's how you spell it anyway...) Workin' the PR angle and everything, getting your act all cleaned up eh? Just to let you know I can be bought off if you don't want me telling everyone about your sordid TF2 laden past. He hasn't cleaned up quite yet, he still posts his speeches in caps then I edit them word by word and he reposts it. It's a pain in the ass.



deepstrike	Jan 22 2008, 01:56 AM Post #7
Cheesus Voter Posts: 5 Group: Members Member #5 Joined: January 22, 2008	Will Bleu Cheese ever cease to leave a medicine-like aftertaste in my mouth?



* Wisp	Jan 22 2008, 01:57 AM Post #8
Administrator Posts: 389 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 5, 2008	deepstrike Jan 22 2008, 01:56 AM Will Bleu Cheese ever cease to leave a medicine-like aftertaste in my mouth? It tastes good imo...



+ SirLamer	Jan 22 2008, 03:04 AM Post #9
Cheesus Fan Posts: 55 Group: TC Members Member #6 Joined: January 22, 2008	Wonderful, Cheesus! The press in Canada has been speculating regarding your intentions to run in the 51st state, and I am very pleased to see that their predicitions were correct! Too long we have gone without representation in Congress. It is an outrage that must be righted! Clearly, Chessus is the right man to get the job done!



+ Eric	Jan 22 2008, 03:31 AM Post #10
Cheesus Lover Posts: 101 Group: TC Members Member #7 Joined: January 22, 2008	Tell me - What is your stance on the social - economic consequences of corporate welfare used to subsidize the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs?
	Hey, Sups


deepstrike	Jan 22 2008, 06:04 AM Post #11
Cheesus Voter Posts: 5 Group: Members Member #5 Joined: January 22, 2008	Eric Jan 22 2008, 03:31 AM Tell me - What is your stance on the social - economic consequences of corporate welfare used to subsidize the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs? That's more of an American concern. I'm interested in moving the Vancouver transit system out of private interests and back into taxpayer's hands.



CHEESUS	Jan 22 2008, 06:47 AM Post #12
Cheesus Fan Posts: 81 Group: CHEESUS Member #2 Joined: January 5, 2008	HELLO! MAKE SURE TO ADDRESS QUESTIONS IN THE APPROPRIATE SECTION. PLEASE MAKE NOTE THAT ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE RELATED TO CANADA OR CANADA'S FOREIGN AFFAIRS AS THAT IS WHAT I WILL BE IN CHARGE OF. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. CHEESUS LOVES YOU!



+ [TC]HeatSeeker	Jan 26 2008, 02:42 AM Post #13
Cheesus Fan Posts: 68 Group: TC Members Member #12 Joined: January 25, 2008	deepstrike Jan 22 2008, 06:04 AM Eric Jan 22 2008, 03:31 AM Tell me - What is your stance on the social - economic consequences of corporate welfare used to subsidize the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs? That's more of an American concern. I'm interested in moving the Vancouver transit system out of private interests and back into taxpayer's hands. I agree! I want a skytrain out to Langley linking Surrey and Vancouver! CHEESUS...how about some teleporters from Canada to Louisiana so I can get some Jambalaya when I wish it?



* The GHost	Feb 3 2008, 10:21 PM Post #14
Cheesus Lover Posts: 190 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: January 22, 2008	Talk to Teal for all things regarding epic teleports



Versus	Feb 4 2008, 01:32 AM Post #15
Cheesus Lover Posts: 129 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: January 22, 2008	Will Harvey's burgers be part of a complete diet?



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