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| Tweet Topic Started: May 24 2006, 05:42 AM (270 Views) | |
| LizDiggory | May 24 2006, 05:42 AM Post #1 |
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What I'm listening to atm Weird Al Yankovic Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda |
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| Drew | May 24 2006, 06:21 AM Post #2 |
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More Wierd Al: I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report about some devastating earthquake in Peru. There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive. On the richter scale it measured 8.2. And I said: God, please answer me one question. Why'd they have to interrupt the Simpsons just for this? What a drag, cuz I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the re-run to see the part of the show I missed. Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl. There was a 12-car-pile-up, everybody dead. And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere. As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head. And I thought- Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him. Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money- what a jerk. Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again. Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work. Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner. And he told me I should by another case. Well, I told him I was busy, but he just kept on asking. So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face. Oh, and wouldn't you know it? My knife got stuck. I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then, But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little. And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again. Oh tell me, Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? |
| Poor baby. Couldn't find a fight anywhere else so you had to come here, huh. -Cyber. | |
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| LizDiggory | May 24 2006, 07:27 PM Post #3 |
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Alien Ant Farm - Calico So make it real Just make it real That’s not a reason to fire me That ain’t no real reason It’s funny things cheapen when we disagree If things got any worse then cheap would turn free Calico cats and calico dreams That ain’t too real Just make it real Feel all the seasons flood through you and me And see what trouble she’s in But that’s not a reason to fire me That ain’t no real reason Calico cats and calico dreams That ain’t too real Just make it real Collisions hurt and abrasions bleed It’s hard to deal when all you do is feel Campfires swell into monstrous things That summer heat that’s winter deep And all your wild winds They couldn’t stop me from flying Calico cats and calico dreams That ain’t too real Just make it real Collisions hurt and abrasions bleed It’s hard to deal when all you do is feel Just make it real |
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| LizDiggory | May 25 2006, 03:54 AM Post #4 |
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The All-American Rejects Happy Endings "Happy Endings" Time does tell That even if they say so She'd be the one that would know That I did do what I've done And I, I wouldn't call it cheating I'd just say I was leading her on Why walk while I run a-way You- you ask me what went wrong Me- i'll write you this last song Please- just tell me one way we can win One- more thing before I go Two- the one who loves me so Three- don't make me count to three again Happy endings Just what did you do, If you're a dream then come true Stop pretending That what you mean isn't what you say Hopeful dreaming, Of times before the pain, wishing it was still the same Loving, leaving Round and round and round we go again Walks a-lone, have often lead to thinking My love for you is sinking to what seems an all time low or high, the limits' never ending, And don't you know I'm sending There's no venture I won't go For you She walks away, she talks away She walks away She walks away, she talks away Away, away... |
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| Drin0 | May 27 2006, 12:20 AM Post #5 |
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kicking out the jams
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System Of A Down - She's Like Heroin I'm a fan. (Warning, adult lyrics...) She's like heroin Sipping through a little glass I'm looking for some help I need someone to save her ass Chinese tricks in rooms With ghosts of hooker girlie dudes Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash selling ASS Selling ass for heroin ASS Selling ass for heroin ASS Selling ass for heroin ASS Selling ass for heroin She wants nothing more But to be a little whore He wants nothing less But to wear a little dress She's like heroin Sipping through a little glass I'm looking for some help I need someone to make some cash selling ASS Selling ass for heroin ASS Selling ass for heroin ASS Selling ass for heroin ASS Selling ass for heroin She's like heroin Sipping through a little glass I'm looking for some help I need someone to save her ass She wants nothing more But to be a little whore He wants nothing less But to wear a little dress She's like heroin Sipping through a little glass I'm looking for some help I need someone to save her ass Chinese tricks in rooms With ghosts of hooker girlie dudes Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash She's like heroin Sipping through a little glass I'm looking for some help I need someone to save my ass |
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| Drew | Jun 9 2006, 12:04 AM Post #6 |
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My 2 year olds rather unfortunate choice for a favorite show: Here come the Rubbadubbers! Splish, splash, splish, splosh! Here come the Rubbadubbers! Splish, splash, splosh! Here's Tubb and Sploshy! Finbar! Splish, Splash, Splosh! Terrence! Winona! Reg and Ophelia! Here come the Rubbadubbers! Splish, splash, splish, splosh! Here come the Rubbadubbers! Splish, splash, splosh! Here come the Rubbadubbers! Splish! Splash! Splosh! |
| Poor baby. Couldn't find a fight anywhere else so you had to come here, huh. -Cyber. | |
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| Eral | Jul 15 2006, 12:31 AM Post #7 |
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Kopi Luwak
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At least they have good names. My 2 year old niece carries around a doll of Murray from the Wiggles. She has named a set of bath toy animals after them all. And it's such bad music. Choo choo chugga chugga Big Red Car. The horror. |
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| Drew | Jul 15 2006, 03:25 AM Post #8 |
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My son's Wiggles stage was mercifully short. |
| Poor baby. Couldn't find a fight anywhere else so you had to come here, huh. -Cyber. | |
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| Eral | Jul 16 2006, 12:54 AM Post #9 |
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Kopi Luwak
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You were very lucky. Niece 4 also loves the Fimbles, The Tweenies, Elmo from Sesame Street and Barney. I really really hate Barney. |
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| LizDiggory | Jul 24 2006, 06:20 AM Post #10 |
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The All-American Rejects - Don't Leave Me You're sweet just like the sun But what happens when the sun doesn't stay? The night reminds me when you went away Now my mind was pacing, heart is racing contemplating things that I lack Even though you left me by myself, do I want you back? Will you stay or will you walk? will you let go? Leave me all alone I'm giving you one more chance To make things last Ring around the roses then she'll stay Leave me once Leave me twice Kiss good-bye that will suffice When you go away Don't look back Leave me once and i'll be fine Leave me twice i'll make you mine Just one more chance to make it once again As the days go by, I am asking why did you leave You left me alone and then you walked out on me Thinking of days, thinking of ways, thhinking of things that I should say I wanna be with you and that's the only way Will you stay or will you walk? will you let go? Leave me all alone I'm giving you one more chance To make things last Ring around the roses then she'll stay Leave me once Leave me twice Kiss good-bye that will suffice When you go away Don't look back Leave me once and i'll be fine Leave me twice i'll make you mine Just one more chance to make it once again Don't say good-bye, just dry your eyes A tear for everything that I did wrong Don't say goodbye, just dry your eyes Listen now just try and see me please don't leave me now. |
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| LizDiggory | Jul 26 2006, 06:17 AM Post #11 |
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The Beatles - Help! Help, I need somebody, Help, not just anybody, Help, you know I need someone, help. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me. And now my life has changed in oh so many ways, My independence seems to vanish in the haze. But every now and then I feel so insecure, I know that I just need you like I've never done before. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh. |
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| LizDiggory | Apr 15 2008, 12:17 AM Post #12 |
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OMG! I'M NECROPOSTING! OMG!!!1ONEONE1`1111!!! System of a Down - Lonely Day Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day Should be banned It's a day that I can't stand The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day Shouldn't exist It's a day that I'll never miss Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life And if you go, I wanna go with you And if you die, I wanna die with you Take your hand and walk away The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life Life Such a lonely day And it's mine It's a day that I'm glad I survived |
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| Inky | Apr 15 2008, 12:43 AM Post #13 |
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Rocks and Water, Deb Talan Seven times I went down Six times I walked back I won't fear the dark anymore 'Cause I'm become all that, all that 'Cause I will be rocks, I will be water I will leave this to my daughter Lift your head up in the wind When you yourself grow colder, Wrap the night around your shoulders And I will be with you even then Even when I cannot see your face anymore Don't forget the time I wooed him with red wine The devil, he wore such a fine, fine shirt And it stayed so clean While he dragged me through the dirt Now, honey, don't trust anyone who looks you in the eye Don't take any kindness, it's a demand in disguise I will be rocks, I will be water I will leave this to my daughter Lift your head up in the wind When you yourself grow colder, Wrap the night around your shoulders And I will be with you even then Even when I cannot see your face anymore Cause I have seen such things, child I have seen, I have seen I have seen such things, child On this and the other side Words cannot show you The midnight owl, it does not know you You will see for your sweet self by and by 'Cause I will be rocks, I will be water I will leave this to my daughter Lift your head up in the wind When you yourself grow colder, Wrap the night around your shoulders And I will be with you even then Even when I cannot see your face anymore 'Cause I will be rocks, I will be water I will leave this to my daughter |
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| Eral | Apr 16 2008, 01:17 AM Post #14 |
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Kopi Luwak
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Necro-posting: for a moment there, I thought Drew and Drin0 were back! |
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