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Random Song Lyrics; Any Song!
Topic Started: May 24 2006, 05:42 AM (270 Views)
LizDiggory
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What I'm listening to atm

Weird Al Yankovic
Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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Drew
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Apparently not Cybersquirt's favorite person
More Wierd Al:

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report about some devastating earthquake in Peru.
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive.
On the richter scale it measured 8.2.

And I said:
God, please answer me one question.
Why'd they have to interrupt the Simpsons just for this?
What a drag, cuz I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the re-run to see the part of the show I missed.


Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me?


I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl.
There was a 12-car-pile-up, everybody dead.
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere.
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head.
And I thought- Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him.
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money- what a jerk.
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again.
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work.


Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me?


Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner.
And he told me I should by another case.
Well, I told him I was busy, but he just kept on asking.
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face.
Oh, and wouldn't you know it? My knife got stuck.
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then,
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little.
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again.

Oh tell me, Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen......Why does this always happen to me?
Poor baby. Couldn't find a fight anywhere else so you had to come here, huh. -Cyber.
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LizDiggory
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Breakfast
Alien Ant Farm - Calico

So make it real
Just make it real

That’s not a reason to fire me
That ain’t no real reason
It’s funny things cheapen when we disagree
If things got any worse then cheap would turn free

Calico cats and calico dreams
That ain’t too real
Just make it real

Feel all the seasons flood through you and me
And see what trouble she’s in
But that’s not a reason to fire me
That ain’t no real reason

Calico cats and calico dreams
That ain’t too real
Just make it real
Collisions hurt and abrasions bleed
It’s hard to deal when all you do is feel

Campfires swell into monstrous things
That summer heat that’s winter deep

And all your wild winds
They couldn’t stop me from flying

Calico cats and calico dreams
That ain’t too real
Just make it real
Collisions hurt and abrasions bleed
It’s hard to deal when all you do is feel

Just make it real
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LizDiggory
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Breakfast
The All-American Rejects

Happy Endings

"Happy Endings"

Time does tell
That even if they say so
She'd be the one that would know
That I did do what I've done
And I, I wouldn't call it cheating
I'd just say I was leading her on
Why walk while I run a-way

You- you ask me what went wrong
Me- i'll write you this last song
Please- just tell me one way we can win
One- more thing before I go
Two- the one who loves me so
Three- don't make me count to three again

Happy endings
Just what did you do, If you're a dream then come true
Stop pretending
That what you mean isn't what you say
Hopeful dreaming,
Of times before the pain, wishing it was still the same
Loving, leaving
Round and round and round we go again

Walks a-lone, have often lead to thinking
My love for you is sinking to what seems an all time low
or high, the limits' never ending,
And don't you know I'm sending
There's no venture I won't go
For you

She walks away, she talks away
She walks away
She walks away, she talks away
Away, away...
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Drin0
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kicking out the jams
System Of A Down - She's Like Heroin

I'm a fan. (Warning, adult lyrics...)

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

Chinese tricks in rooms
With ghosts of hooker girlie dudes

Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash selling
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin

She wants nothing more
But to be a little whore
He wants nothing less
But to wear a little dress

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help

I need someone to make some cash selling
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

She wants nothing more
But to be a little whore
He wants nothing less
But to wear a little dress

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

Chinese tricks in rooms
With ghosts of hooker girlie dudes
Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save my ass
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Drew
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Apparently not Cybersquirt's favorite person
My 2 year olds rather unfortunate choice for a favorite show:

Here come the Rubbadubbers!
Splish, splash, splish, splosh!
Here come the Rubbadubbers!
Splish, splash, splosh!

Here's Tubb and Sploshy! Finbar!
Splish, Splash, Splosh!

Terrence! Winona! Reg and Ophelia!

Here come the Rubbadubbers!
Splish, splash, splish, splosh!
Here come the Rubbadubbers!
Splish, splash, splosh!

Here come the Rubbadubbers!
Splish! Splash! Splosh!
Poor baby. Couldn't find a fight anywhere else so you had to come here, huh. -Cyber.
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Eral
Kopi Luwak
At least they have good names. My 2 year old niece carries around a doll of Murray from the Wiggles. She has named a set of bath toy animals after them all. And it's such bad music.

Choo choo chugga chugga
Big Red Car.

The horror.
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Drew
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Apparently not Cybersquirt's favorite person
My son's Wiggles stage was mercifully short.
Poor baby. Couldn't find a fight anywhere else so you had to come here, huh. -Cyber.
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Eral
Kopi Luwak
You were very lucky.

Niece 4 also loves the Fimbles, The Tweenies, Elmo from Sesame Street and Barney.

I really really hate Barney.
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LizDiggory
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The All-American Rejects - Don't Leave Me

You're sweet just like the sun
But what happens when the sun doesn't stay?
The night reminds me when you went away
Now my mind was pacing, heart is racing contemplating things that I lack
Even though you left me by myself, do I want you back?

Will you stay or will you walk?
will you let go?
Leave me all alone
I'm giving you one more chance
To make things last
Ring around the roses then she'll stay

Leave me once
Leave me twice
Kiss good-bye that will suffice
When you go away
Don't look back
Leave me once and i'll be fine
Leave me twice i'll make you mine
Just one more chance to make it once again

As the days go by, I am asking why did you leave
You left me alone and then you walked out on me
Thinking of days, thinking of ways, thhinking of things that I should say
I wanna be with you and that's the only way
Will you stay or will you walk?
will you let go?
Leave me all alone
I'm giving you one more chance
To make things last
Ring around the roses then she'll stay

Leave me once
Leave me twice
Kiss good-bye that will suffice
When you go away
Don't look back
Leave me once and i'll be fine
Leave me twice i'll make you mine
Just one more chance to make it once again

Don't say good-bye, just dry your eyes
A tear for everything that I did wrong
Don't say goodbye, just dry your eyes
Listen now just try and see me please don't leave me now.
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LizDiggory
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The Beatles - Help!

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
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LizDiggory
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OMG! I'M NECROPOSTING! OMG!!!1ONEONE1`1111!!!

System of a Down - Lonely Day

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It's a day that I can't stand

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
It's a day that I'll never miss
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life

And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you

Take your hand and walk away

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Life

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
It's a day that I'm glad I survived
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Inky
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Thai
Rocks and Water, Deb Talan

Seven times I went down
Six times I walked back
I won't fear the dark anymore
'Cause I'm become all that, all that

'Cause I will be rocks, I will be water
I will leave this to my daughter
Lift your head up in the wind
When you yourself grow colder,
Wrap the night around your shoulders
And I will be with you even then
Even when I cannot see your face anymore

Don't forget the time
I wooed him with red wine
The devil, he wore such a fine, fine shirt
And it stayed so clean
While he dragged me through the dirt

Now, honey, don't trust anyone who looks you in the eye
Don't take any kindness, it's a demand in disguise

I will be rocks, I will be water
I will leave this to my daughter
Lift your head up in the wind
When you yourself grow colder,
Wrap the night around your shoulders
And I will be with you even then
Even when I cannot see your face anymore

Cause I have seen such things, child
I have seen, I have seen
I have seen such things, child
On this and the other side
Words cannot show you
The midnight owl, it does not know you
You will see for your sweet self by and by

'Cause I will be rocks, I will be water
I will leave this to my daughter
Lift your head up in the wind
When you yourself grow colder,
Wrap the night around your shoulders
And I will be with you even then
Even when I cannot see your face anymore

'Cause I will be rocks, I will be water
I will leave this to my daughter
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Jobbar du naken?
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Eral
Kopi Luwak
Necro-posting: for a moment there, I thought Drew and Drin0 were back! :faint:
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