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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 14 2006, 04:44 AM (280 Views) | |
| Eral | Dec 14 2006, 04:44 AM Post #1 |
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Kopi Luwak
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1. The staggerer. The spectator is torn between exasperation at how to get them out of the way, and wondering why they are still standing. 2. The aggro drunk. Usually comes out with statements such as "whad ar' you lookin' at?" that are extremely difficult to respond to politely. Readily perceives affront. 3. The singer. Loses inhibitions about public performance. Embarassing oin restaurants. 4. The affectionate- "I love ya mate" accompanied by a tearful bear hug is a common trademark. 5. The snoozer. Often the victim of pranks. 6. The ear-bender. Begins long and incredibly boring conversations. |
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| Blood_Raven | Dec 15 2006, 12:45 AM Post #2 |
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Come burn with me.
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#2 :) |
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| lara | Dec 15 2006, 05:57 AM Post #3 |
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Kopi Luwak
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7. The apologizer. Drives you absolutely nuts by apologizing for everything, including his drunkenness, and even worse, for apologizing so much. |
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| Drin0 | Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM Post #4 |
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kicking out the jams
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4 and 5. |
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| Regullus | Dec 15 2006, 05:43 PM Post #5 |
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Reliant
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None of the above. Usually I don't exhibit much change in behavior but after I imbibe copious amounts I tend to drop things, usually my drink. Years ago I did a beer bong except it was rum and coke and that was a funny experience because you're sitting there soberly, chatting away normally and then the 1/2 liter of alcohol hits you all at once and you are a stumbling and slurring drunk. I was so hungover the next day. I sat collapsed in the shower for 45 minutes before I had the strength to move. My blood felt like sludge and probably was. I never drank rum and coke again, the whole experience put me right off the drink. I think we ended up in Mexico. No, I'm sure not... Vegas? No, that was St Paddy's Day, I probably just passed out.
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| LizDiggory | Dec 15 2006, 05:46 PM Post #6 |
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Breakfast
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I don't drink that often. And even if I do it's not in excess. |
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| Joe | Dec 15 2006, 07:04 PM Post #7 |
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Coffea Canephora
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I generally can't stand to be around people who are drinking. |
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In the shadow of the light from a black sun Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb Where are the frost giants I've begged for protection? I'm freezing | |
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| Regullus | Dec 15 2006, 09:45 PM Post #8 |
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Reliant
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Obviously nobody sober likes to be around wildly drunk people, I'm not even sure if a drunk person would want to hang with a sober person. It really depends on the situation, I've been a designated driver, it's fine, and I've been mildly and happily tipsy around people who have gotten drunk and aggressive and it was unpleasant. I think it depends on the amount of alcohol consumed and your mood more than anything else. Nice to know (with the exception of Drin0) that you young people are keeping your noses clean. :) |
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| underdog | Dec 15 2006, 10:26 PM Post #9 |
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Irish Breakfast
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I bartend some weekends, and rarely drink, so I've seen them all. :rolleyes: |
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| Krazy | Dec 15 2006, 10:51 PM Post #10 |
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I haz powah!
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I had an experience very similar to Reg's at an office Xmas party except it was vodka red bulls, (dunno if you have that energy drink, pink fizzy crap with loads of sugar, caffeine and vitamins.) in a drinking competition to down as many as possible with someone who was clearly my superior in downing alcohol. Got completely wasted and passed out, with alot of vomiting after. ![]() When I finally got home the caffeine stopped me getting to sleep and I spent hours watching the ceiling go round and round. Never Again. :D |
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| Bex | Dec 16 2006, 03:01 AM Post #11 |
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puppet dictator
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Yeah, vodka and red bull is pretty trendy here right now. Back when I drank, I was usually pretty controlled. I was the person who handled cops and parents. If I let myself go, then I'd mostly get giggly and walk around holding hands with my best girlfriend. Never been aggressive. Passed out once or twice. Since alcohol really just lowers your inhibitions, it's mostly only like the drink is giving you "permission" to do things you'd normally stop yourself from doing. |
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| lara | Dec 16 2006, 06:19 AM Post #12 |
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Kopi Luwak
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Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to say what we were. I'm not the apologizer. I was just adding to the list. Had a friend who was an apologizer. I'm the gregarious one. I talk EVEN MORE when I'm drunk. Being a generally uninhibited person when I'm not drinking, dropping my inhibitions meant I did some pretty wild things back in the day. No, I'm not going into detail, other than to say I was a bald-headed army-boot-wearing chick who was known to head out on a Friday night and return home Sunday afternoon-ish. Good times were had by all, usually, but I did once break my nose. I also tended to do more flirting with girls when I was drunk. Don't drink much now. When I get a little tipsy, I tell stories about the old days and shock my coworkers, like I did tonight. |
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| Bex | Dec 16 2006, 08:29 AM Post #13 |
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puppet dictator
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I don't think there are rules about that. |
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| Eral | Dec 16 2006, 10:11 AM Post #14 |
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Kopi Luwak
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Absolutely no rules. I thought people would add more types of drunks myself: but I've been loving the stories. I've never come across an apologiser: that's a beauty.
:D A beer bong? is that like a yardglass? :lol: A friend of mine is a very reticent man sober: but when his beer limit hits "bing" level, he sings Dionne Warwick's version of "Say a Little Prayer." |
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| Krazy | Dec 16 2006, 12:29 PM Post #15 |
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I haz powah!
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I'll add #8 The boaster. Believes they have acquired super-human abilities and will brag about what they can do. |
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| Eral | Dec 16 2006, 09:59 PM Post #16 |
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Kopi Luwak
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Definitely know that one. You usually have to wrestle their car keys from them at the end of the night, because one of the things they think they do really well is drive while sloshed. |
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| Blood_Raven | Dec 19 2006, 01:40 AM Post #17 |
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If you think I am obnoxious, bitch sober, wait until I get plastered. I can be real funny, goofy or I get real confrontational, get in your face. A Jekle or Ms. Hyde. |
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| Blood_Raven | Jan 1 2007, 09:36 AM Post #18 |
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Come burn with me.
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goofy drunks, like right now HAAAAAAAAAAAA
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| Eral | Jan 1 2007, 08:46 PM Post #19 |
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Kopi Luwak
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And now, shall we talk about hangover cures? |
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| Blood_Raven | Jan 1 2007, 09:26 PM Post #20 |
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Come burn with me.
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I'm straight. |
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| Boeing | Jan 2 2007, 03:42 PM Post #21 |
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Yellow
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Don't drink. |
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| Eral | Jan 4 2007, 01:05 AM Post #22 |
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Kopi Luwak
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This is sensible advice. However, if my friend followed this advice, I would never have witnessed the spectacle of him bursting into song, complete with bum wiggle. Then again, if my dad had followed this advice, I would have been spared the mortification during my teenage years of him serenading my mum with "My Wild Irish Rose" in restaurants. Hmm.
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No, I'm sure not... Vegas? No, that was St Paddy's Day, I probably just passed out.
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is that like a yardglass? :lol:
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