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Types of drunks
Topic Started: Dec 14 2006, 04:44 AM (280 Views)
Eral
Kopi Luwak
1. The staggerer. The spectator is torn between exasperation at how to get them out of the way, and wondering why they are still standing.

2. The aggro drunk. Usually comes out with statements such as "whad ar' you lookin' at?" that are extremely difficult to respond to politely. Readily perceives affront.

3. The singer. Loses inhibitions about public performance. Embarassing oin restaurants.

4. The affectionate- "I love ya mate" accompanied by a tearful bear hug is a common trademark.

5. The snoozer. Often the victim of pranks.

6. The ear-bender. Begins long and incredibly boring conversations.
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lara
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7. The apologizer. Drives you absolutely nuts by apologizing for everything, including his drunkenness, and even worse, for apologizing so much.
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4 and 5.
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None of the above. Usually I don't exhibit much change in behavior but after I imbibe copious amounts I tend to drop things, usually my drink.

Years ago I did a beer bong except it was rum and coke and that was a funny experience because you're sitting there soberly, chatting away normally and then the 1/2 liter of alcohol hits you all at once and you are a stumbling and slurring drunk. I was so hungover the next day. I sat collapsed in the shower for 45 minutes before I had the strength to move. My blood felt like sludge and probably was. I never drank rum and coke again, the whole experience put me right off the drink.

I think we ended up in Mexico. :unsure: No, I'm sure not... Vegas? No, that was St Paddy's Day, I probably just passed out. :D

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I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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I don't drink that often. And even if I do it's not in excess.
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Joe
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I generally can't stand to be around people who are drinking.
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Obviously nobody sober likes to be around wildly drunk people, I'm not even sure if a drunk person would want to hang with a sober person. It really depends on the situation, I've been a designated driver, it's fine, and I've been mildly and happily tipsy around people who have gotten drunk and aggressive and it was unpleasant. I think it depends on the amount of alcohol consumed and your mood more than anything else.

Nice to know (with the exception of Drin0) that you young people are keeping your noses clean. :)
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I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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I bartend some weekends, and rarely drink, so I've seen them all.
:rolleyes:

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I had an experience very similar to Reg's at an office Xmas party except it was vodka red bulls, (dunno if you have that energy drink, pink fizzy crap with loads of sugar, caffeine and vitamins.) in a drinking competition to down as many as possible with someone who was clearly my superior in downing alcohol.

Got completely wasted and passed out, with alot of vomiting after. :hurl: :spew:

When I finally got home the caffeine stopped me getting to sleep and I spent hours watching the ceiling go round and round.

Never Again.
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Bex
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Yeah, vodka and red bull is pretty trendy here right now.

Back when I drank, I was usually pretty controlled. I was the person who handled cops and parents. If I let myself go, then I'd mostly get giggly and walk around holding hands with my best girlfriend. Never been aggressive. Passed out once or twice.

Since alcohol really just lowers your inhibitions, it's mostly only like the drink is giving you "permission" to do things you'd normally stop yourself from doing.
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Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to say what we were. I'm not the apologizer. I was just adding to the list. Had a friend who was an apologizer.

I'm the gregarious one. I talk EVEN MORE when I'm drunk. Being a generally uninhibited person when I'm not drinking, dropping my inhibitions meant I did some pretty wild things back in the day. No, I'm not going into detail, other than to say I was a bald-headed army-boot-wearing chick who was known to head out on a Friday night and return home Sunday afternoon-ish. Good times were had by all, usually, but I did once break my nose.

I also tended to do more flirting with girls when I was drunk.

Don't drink much now. When I get a little tipsy, I tell stories about the old days and shock my coworkers, like I did tonight.
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lara
Dec 15 2006, 11:19 PM
Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to say what we were.

I don't think there are rules about that.
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Eral
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Absolutely no rules. I thought people would add more types of drunks myself: but I've been loving the stories. I've never come across an apologiser: that's a beauty. :D

A beer bong? :huh1: is that like a yardglass? :lol:

A friend of mine is a very reticent man sober: but when his beer limit hits "bing" level, he sings Dionne Warwick's version of "Say a Little Prayer."
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I'll add #8 The boaster. Believes they have acquired super-human abilities and will brag about what they can do.
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Eral
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Definitely know that one. You usually have to wrestle their car keys from them at the end of the night, because one of the things they think they do really well is drive while sloshed.
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goofy drunks, like right now HAAAAAAAAAAAA :penguin:
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Eral
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And now, shall we talk about hangover cures?
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I'm straight.
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Don't drink.
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Eral
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This is sensible advice. However, if my friend followed this advice, I would never have witnessed the spectacle of him bursting into song, complete with bum wiggle. Then again, if my dad had followed this advice, I would have been spared the mortification during my teenage years of him serenading my mum with "My Wild Irish Rose" in restaurants.
Hmm. :unsure:
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