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It's My Birthday; and I'll Cry if I Want To
Topic Started: Jan 11 2007, 02:40 PM (675 Views)
Regullus
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Reliant
Nah, I jest, not about my birthday which I love but the crying part. I realized that a third of our active members are Capricorns! Me, lara and lara's daughter (Remember, lara's daughter adds emoticons to her mother's posts).

Virgos are perfect, Aquarians are noble, good, and gorgeous, (although not as good as Capricorns)Scorpios are dangerously sexy, and Aries just happen to be incredibly hawt but we all know the best sign is the Capricorn and Capricorns make the world a better place :angel2: :knight: .

So to all the Capricorns:


Happy Birthday Capricorns! You All Rock! :grouphug:



:margarita: :l33t: :dance: :party: :hippy: :bc: :fatguy:


*Yes, I am feeling a tad giddy and very silly.

Edit - To fix unintended slight to Aquarians.
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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Krazy
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Happy Birthday, Regullus.
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Bex
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Whee, happy birthday!
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Joe
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Happy birthday. And thank you, I agree that I am perfect. 8)
In the shadow of the light from a black sun
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants I've begged for protection?
I'm freezing
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LizDiggory
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Happy Birthday!

And everyone knows that Aquarius' are the best.
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Boeing
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I love birthdays!

Have a good one.
I want you. I want you so bad. I want you so bad it's driving me mad. She's so heavy!
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Krazy
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I can cope with not being perfect, knowing that everyone thinks I'm dangerously sexy. Aeries are incredibly hawt, Virgos are perfect, Aquarians are indeed noble and good and georgous, Capricorns do indeed r0x0rz

but everyone knows Scorpios pwn you all.


:1337:
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Bex
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Krazy
Jan 11 2007, 01:53 PM
Aeries are incredibly hawt

I could really ruin your reputation with that comment.
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Eral
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Happy birthday!!

:margarita: :dance: :party: :bc: :grouphug:

Have a great one. That may be redundant. I think you already are. :lol:

I cannot think of anything witty to say about starsigns, because i am still trying to figure out if being perfect is a slur. :unsure:
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Krazy
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ZOMG! OH NOES I'M RUINED!
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Boeing
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Bex
Jan 11 2007, 10:58 PM
Krazy
Jan 11 2007, 01:53 PM
Aeries are incredibly hawt

I could really ruin your reputation with that comment.

I'm backing up.

IRT star signs

I refuse to associate myself with astrology in any way, so I don't know what star sign I am.

*checks*

Yep, I'm cancer.
I want you. I want you so bad. I want you so bad it's driving me mad. She's so heavy!
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Krazy
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On second thoughts given the context anyone can see it was a typo...

*fingerscrossedpraysreallyhardsacrificesvirgin*
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Bex
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I didn't say I would, just that I could.

Besides, denying the typo would be like denying my own inherent incredible hawtness.
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Krazy
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I would never deny the typo occurred but that it is a typo, nor your inherent incredible hawtness. The latter goes without saying and would never be in doubt.

Edit: minor error.
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Regullus
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I think that's what's known as a Freudian slip.

Thank You All! You've been, as always, very funny and added enjoyment to my day. :grouphug:
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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lara
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Happy birthday! My daughter's birthday yesterday was so much more fun than mine (I was sick for mine). We went to the zoo and then made her cake (she put so many sprinkles on) and then out for sushi for supper (her choice) then home for cake and presents and she hardly slept at all last night. I should really go to bed now.
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Krazy
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(Belated) Happy Birthday to your daughter then lara.

"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Bex
Jan 11 2007, 11:47 PM
I didn't say I would, just that I could.

Besides, denying the typo would be like denying my own inherent incredible hawtness.

Zing.

Also, happy birthday to your kid Lara. If the young lass knows sushi at her age...she was a promising future.
I want you. I want you so bad. I want you so bad it's driving me mad. She's so heavy!
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Eral
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Although lara's daughter is undoubtedly advanced and intelligent: somehow, perversely, I am deeply saddened that she didn't request some other entirely inappropriate food. This is not a story by which she will be embarrassed when she is 8. :lol:
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lara
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That's okay, Eral, we have plenty of nude pics.
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Eral
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I have concerns that kids today are just not as embarrassed by nude pics as once we were. :coot:
However, their entertainment value to everyone is undiminished. :lol:
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lara
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Well, we have one of her sitting on the potty wearing nothing but a touque while intently perusing the Auto Trader.
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Bex
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That's mortifying. Fantastic!
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Eral
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That does sound good.

What is a touque?
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Regullus
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The potty does sounds pretty humiliating. I must echo Eral by asking what is a touque?
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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