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I can't quite decide; A rank poll
Topic Started: Oct 30 2007, 05:27 PM (527 Views)
Nibsi
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I'm going to start a new account when I reach 149 :devil:
-Nibby
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Eral
Kopi Luwak
The new ranks are gorgeous. I was dubious about adding tea - but they are so fine I am won over. Teabags, however, are the instant coffee of the world, and I point out that we are a classy organization here with high standards. Tea in a pot: so much better.

I love the lady with the bows: but she is clearly saying "Shall we have it here?"

The Samurai kitty is fab. :lol:

Nibby, you are a bad bad nice lady.

Great link! http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:ipe8zH...n&ct=clnk&cd=26

This one is amusing-ish too. We might get something from it. http://www.reuniting.info/science/articles...elanotide_pt141

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJoke_...-after-you.html
There was a link before this one with a lot of women vs coffee jokes, but none of them were funny. :whistle:

"Noir comme le diable,
Black as the devil,

chaud comme l'enfer,
hot as hell,

pur comme un ange,
pure as an angel,

doux comme l'amour."

sweet as love.

-- Talleyrand
This is the best one.
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Regullus
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Tea bags are simply a step in progression. I think everyone will like the pips after the tea bags. At least, I do. :wub: :knight:
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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Ok, so, I'm being a little tenacious with the Spanish Coffee thing but perhaps that is better? Yes, yes, I know, primitive Coreling. It's a new program. :D

I'll finish the ranks over the next couple of days.

LD I will send you the new ranks with the exception of the unseen one shots when I'm done. Maybe I'll include a one shot or two.

BTW, I like this:

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It's a Japanese ad for canned coffee featuring Ewan MacGregor but the forum won't accept the file type. :( The file says jpeg, I don't understand. :shrug:
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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Eral
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Canned coffee??? :eek: :faint:
Please, no.

The second Spanish coffee suggestion meets with my wholehearted approval. I obviously have a thing for Spanish nipples. :ph43r:
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Nibsi
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I checked the file with a hex editor, and it seems to be a valid JPEG JFIF file. Odd...

Ooooh, teabag :cafe:
-Nibby
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Krazy
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I had some weird deja vu thing when I saw the Ewan pic. Strange.

Yeah, tea bag is cool, *sniggers*. (just being silly, thinking of what "teabagging" means....)

Re new av, thanks peeps - although I guess my old av must been stuck in your browser cache as I've had samurai kitty for a while.

I don't see why we couldn't have some hawt female spanish babe - cos that picture slogan would work just as well - and yes, Eral, nowt wrong with Spanish (female) nipples... :wink: :lol:
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Nibsi
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LOL I was thinking the same about teabagging :P

Also reminded me of a hilarious video in which a dude proclaimed: "I'm gonna teabag you", and proceeded to hit the camera lens with a teabag.
-Nibby
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Yeah, at some point, teabagging occurred to me too. I'm sure I can rig up a male version of Spanish Coffee.

Either I'll be able to separate members by sex or we'll just alternate. We have months to spiff up the one shot titles.

Puzzling about EM pic. Maybe it's too big?
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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LizDiggory
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I like the second Spanish coffee pic better than the first, much better. :wub:


Also, Reg, for some reason I can't PM you. When I try to reply to your PM this is the message I get.

We could not find any matches for the member names you entered into the carbon copy box, please check the input before resubmitting

This personal message has not been sent

I don't know why it's doing that, but meh.
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RE: PM:

Second option from the top:
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Enter the members name here


It's just above the "carbon copy" space.

The system worked fine when I sent your pm. I think the only thing wrong with the pm system is there is no longer e-mail notification of a pm.

Has anyone else experienced any pm problems?

I'm so glad everyone's coming around to the Spanish Coffee idea. :wub: :grouphug:

I got the Spanish coffee picture from one of our quizzes. I'll do a search for the male version.



tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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How about this?

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tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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Krazy
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That's more like it! ^^

"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Bex
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Late to the coffee table, but I have a funnier quote:
"I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them." - Eddie Izzard
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Krazy
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Yeah, I vote for that quote - don't see enough of Eddie these days.

"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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Eral
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I have no idea what teabagging is, nor why Eddie likes women with spoons in them.
DO NOT ENLIGHTEN ME. I'm sure I'm better off not knowing.

:smurf:
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Bex
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Oh, the Eddie quote isn't remotely distressing, just a comment on the inherent silliness of the chat-up/comparison in the first place. You can't argue with that.
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Eral
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I am extremely distressed to find that I have reached the point in my life where I don't get Eddie Izzard's humour. :cry: :redface:
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Bex
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Umm... oops?
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Nibsi
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Heh, I noticed that the hot chocolate pip is in fact a cup of "Cup-a-Soup". It's hard to see though.
-Nibby
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Are you sure?
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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Nibsi
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I looked a bit closer, and I'm absolutely sure it is. Compare it to the picture on this coffee machine:

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Compare the logo and the puff of steam.
-Nibby
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Bex
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"Soup" actually amuses me for a one-post member. Maybe a different mug pip immediately thereafter for the hot chocolate rank? Provided one can be found.

(Oh, I know this is complicated.)
I belong to one of those families that does not speak to or see its members as often as we should,
but if someone needed anyone to fall on a sword for her, there would be a queue waiting to commit the deed.
-Min Jin Lee
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Soup! Off to find hot chocolate mug. :D
tempus_teapot
 
I'd like to add that at this point I have taken my Spider Jerusalem action figure and tied his wrist to my Cassidy (from Preacher) action figure just so I can work out which positions are feasible with them and which aren't.

Read that and weep, internet. Weep!

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Krazy
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Yeah, but cup-a-soup is an abomination (not soupy at all really), an evil tasting thing that they give to prisoners in camp x-ray as a means of enhanced interrogation as the US doesn't torture, oh no!

Complicated? Not really, although since there appear to be many types of fluids now, one wonders when coke can pip ranks will appear... :lol:
"Well, ‘course dis one’s betta! It’s lotz ‘eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends. "
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