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| vic | Apr 1 2017, 06:27 AM Post #1 |
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TIMMAH![]() You are Steve Bannon Role: Godfather Alignment: Mafia You are Stephen Kevin “Steve” Bannon, Chief White House Strategist, CEO of Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, and former executive chair of alt-right “news” website Breitbart. Trump may be president, but everyone knows you really run the show. Even TIME sees it, which is why you made the cover, much to Trump’s irritation. The president really has no basic knowledge of civics, which makes him the perfect pawn in your game of alt-right chess (that is if that free-loading globalist cuck Jared Kushner doesn’t stand in your way). That said, you know the way you got to the White House wasn’t exactly…kosher (which is just the way you like it), so you know that to maintain your power, it’s best if none of this Russia stuff gets out. Your goal is to keep this Trump Administration and your Congressional GOP cronies intact so you can see your far-right agenda through. You will take a play out of Putin’s book and off whoever stands in the administration’s way. Every night you may send one member of the mafia out for the kill. Should you be the last member of the mafia remaining, you may carry out the kill yourself. You are immune to night kills and will appear innocent in investigative reports. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ PRIMATE ![]() You are Donald Trump Role: Roleblocker Alignment: Mafia You are Donald John Trump, businessman, TV personality, and current President of the United States. You love power and attention and have an ego the size of Russia. Speaking of which, you’re somehow weirdly infatuated with Russia, and your defenses of the country break with years and years of the hard-line foreign policy positions upheld by your predecessors. More and more people, most annoyingly Democrats and moderate Republicans in Congress, are finding your Administration’s obsession with Russia and its president Vladimir Putin truly peculiar and are beginning to investigate. Perpetual leaks about Russian interference in the election are not helping your cause. For both personal (*cough*golden showers *cough* Vladimir Putin *cough*) and professional reasons, you really can’t let these investigations succeed. You and your Administration will stop whoever is in your path, and you will continue to distract the public with outlandish tweets as long as you remain in office. Each night, you may choose a person to send a tweet to. They will be so distracted by your obnoxious tweet that they will not be able to perform their night action.. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ MERCATOR ![]() You are Devin Nunes (R - CA 22nd District) Role: Mafia Investigator (Mafia Role Cop) Alignment: Mafia You are Devin Nunes, Republican Representative for California’s 22nd District, chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, and member of Trump’s transition team. You’re currently under fire for meeting with a “secret source” on White House grounds to review classified information on the Trump campaign’s communications and refusing to disclose to the Intelligence Committee who that meeting was with or who invited you to the White House in the first place. Ranking Minority member Adam Schiff, along with other Democrats, have called for you to recuse yourself from the investigation, but you refuse. You gotta have Trump’s back! Your loyalty to Trump and Russia outweighs your loyalty to the U.S., after all. You’ll continue to investigate under your guise as United States Congressman, while actually sharing all of your intelligence with the Trump Administration behind closed doors. Each night, you can choose a player to scan. You will receive a report with the information on the player’s role along with political party affiliation. Note that if you perform the kill, you will not be able to kill any members of your own political party. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. (If you were wondering, Nunes actually did recuse himself from the investigation, but this role was typed up before he did so.) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ SPIN ![]() You are Paul Ryan (R - WI 1st District) Role: Apprentice Alignment: Mafia You are Paul Ryan, Republican Representative for Wisconsin’s 1st Congressional District, Mitt Romney’s running mate in the 2012 General Election, and current Speaker of the House. You care only about two things in this life: Ayn Rand and tax reform. You know that staying on good terms with the Trump Administration means that you can pursue whatever agenda you really want in Congress, so you don’t really take a stand against the Trump Administration it’s in the best interest of the country. This Russia thing is just another silly distraction making it hard for you to pursue your tax reform agenda, and you know that as long as Trump and his idiot administration remain in office you can continue to walk all over them and hurt poor people, so helping them cover up this scandal is in your best interest right now. Additionally, you see what Trump fails to see: that the real power lies in Congress. Thus, you would prefer not to become President when Trump and Pence eventually get impeached due to this Russia shitshow. If a fellow mafia member is killed (includes lynching), you can decide to take over his or her role. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CURTIS ![]() You are Mitch McConnell (R - KY) Role: Mafia Silencer Alignment: Mafia You are Mitch McConnell, senior U.S. Senator from Kentucky, current Senate Majority Leader, and the GOP’s favorite invertebrate! All you really care about is shutting up the Democrats and obstructing any sort of progress. In fact, you literally silenced Elizabeth Warren a few months ago when for attempting to read a letter written by Coretta Scott King as a protest of Senator Jeff Sessions’ appointment as Attorney General. You have no time for an opposition party trying to make waves--they’re just getting in the way of giving tax breaks to the rich and moving the country back 50 years! Each night, you may choose someone to be silenced during the next day phase. You may not choose the same person on back-to-back nights. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CHERRYBERRY ![]() You are Kellyanne Conway Role: Redirector Alignment: Mafia You are Kellyanne Conway, current Counselor to the President and former campaign manager for Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. Trump desperately wanted you to be his Press Secretary, but you felt that position was beneath you so he gave it to Sean Spicer instead. You’re best known for coining the phrase “alternative facts” in an interview with Meet The Press’ Chuck Todd, in which you tried to defend Sean Spicer’s blatant lies about the crowd size at the Trump inauguration. You’re also known for breaking news to the American people about the mythical Bowling Green Massacre that supposedly happened in Kentucky and was not adequately reported by the press. But you are most notoriously known for your amazing ability to pivot in interviews and conversations and redirect the topic to what you want to talk about to gain control and reflect the Trump Administration in a positive light. Lately, though, you have been relegated to the White House basement, but you are determined to make yourself relevant again. Each night, you may select a player and redirect their action onto another player. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ NOFO ![]() You are Sean Spicer Role: Vote Stealer/One-Time Punching Bag (Body Guard) Alignment: Mafia You are Sean Spicer, or “Sean Sphincter,” as you were known in college, the 30th White House Press Secretary, current White House Communications Director, and the Trump Administration’s punching bag. Every day the current administration sends you out to the dogs to get ripped apart by the dishonest media. They constantly accuse you of lying when in reality they’re the ones lying to the American public, you’re just presenting them with alternative facts. These people have no respect for relative opinions and only care about attacking the Trump Administration. You’ll do whatever you can to protect Trump and the rest of this Administration from this Russia investigation, including stealing votes and taking hits for the administration. Even though deep down you know that Trump himself would never fall on his sword for you, you still protect him. Each night you may choose a person whose vote you would like to steal the following day phase. Once in the game, you may act as a bodyguard for another player. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated. Edited by Maddie, Apr 24 2017, 08:14 AM.
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| Maddie | Apr 29 2017, 12:03 PM Post #2 |
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You are Vladimir Putin Role: Lover Alignment: Third Party You are Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation and Donald Trump’s (not so) secret lover. Your true motivations for interfering in the 2016 United States Presidential Election were to cause chaos in the United States--to show those condescending weaklings that their “superior” and “model” democracy is really just a feeble lie and to show the Russian people that their positive views of the West are entirely distorted. You cannot let dear Donny know that you don’t actually take him seriously as a strong leader, however, so you keep up the lovers charade so he will remain loyal to you. Besides, he can’t afford for all of his golden secrets to get out. That said, if Trump goes down, you will go down with him and those patriotic assholes will make sure you pay for interfering in their dear little election. You can’t have that happen. Never. Each night you may visit one person in order to find out if they are your lover, President Donald Trump. Hidden from player: If you are successful in your quest to find Donald Trump, you will join the mafia team as a Goon. You win if you and/or Donald Trump are alive at the end. |
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