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Here's a little Wipo to get you started!
Topic Started: Nov 7 2015, 05:33 AM (32 Views)
Lunatikk Crippler

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse!

But there was someone sleeping
And snoring as well
The masked man turned over
And we see it's...Aw, hell.

This blue and yellow fuck
I wish it were a typo
SHOOT Project's very own
El Asso Wipo

He drools in his sleep
And as far as I see
He's breaking his dreams
TCHA! Like so! With his knee!

And then from the living room
Came quite the noise
Asso Wipo sat up and said
"Who's touching my toys?"

He gets out of bed
And runs to the door
Tripping on the Legos
He left on the floor

He runs down the hall
Then down the stairs
He stopped for a sandwich
And a cold can of pears

Eyes on the prize
He moves through his home
To find the intruder
And smash in his dome

When he reaches the scene
Of a crime so heinous
What he sees makes him stop
And lose control of his anus

A jolly fat fuck
Dressed all in red
With a belly full of jelly
And white hair on his head

He's planting new toys
And presents like shirts
He's caught bending over
(Not like that, perverts!)

He stops and he stares
Then tries for the door
He's stopped by a tackle
From the LEGENDARY LUCHADORE

The fat man's face is twisted
Mingled with fury
And Santa looks scared, too
Face twisted in worry

"Why do you steal
the gifts from my tree?
I should break you like so!
TCHA! With my knee!"

"HO HO HO! I say!
I'm not stealing nothing!
But your gifts need a giving!
And your stockings a stuffing!"

"Are you hitting on me?"
Says El Asso Wipo
"Or are you trying to challenge
My UNDEFEATED juevos?"

"You misunderstand
You stupid white prick
I'm not a burglar
I'm jolly Saint Nick!"

"I am from Mexico!
And I am not white!
Whoever told you I was
They lied, alright?"

It could not be plainer
This man was a faker!
El Asso Wipo made him pay
With a vicious backbreaker

So if you awake Christmas Morning
And there's not gifts in your house
Blame El Asso Wipo
That Mexican louse

Merry Christmas to all
And celebrate in glee
OR I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE SO!
TCHA!! WITH MY KNEE!

FELIZ NAVIDAD, BITCHES!

HAPPY KWANZAA!

AND HAPPY TCHAnukah!



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