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| Tweet Topic Started: May 31 2016, 10:00 PM (19 Views) | |
| Chupacabra | May 31 2016, 10:00 PM Post #1 |
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..::[Seated in the very back seat of a limousine, Diego de Cardenas is relaxing, drink in hand. In the other seat, along the side of the extended automobile, is his tag team partner Hector Rodriguez. He also looks relaxed, drink in hand.]::.. Diego de Cardenas ~ Wow, talk about striking a nerve, huh? Hector Rodriguez ~ What's that, D? Diego de Cardenas ~ Apparently our lady friends from this week got their panties in a knot because they think we're woman haters. Hector Rodriguez ~ But, D, we love women. Diego de Cardenas ~ Of course we do, but they got all spun up because, as the #1 contenders to the EWA tag team championships in a match that didn't actually mean anything to them, they were only half paying attention when we were talking on camera the other day. Hector Rodriguez ~ Figures. What'd they think we said? Diego de Cardenas ~ They went down that same tired path about how we weren't taking them seriously, because they have vaginas and no facial hair. Hector Rodriguez ~ But D, one of them did have facial hair. I saw it when I got close... Diego de Cardenas ~ Not the point. Hector Rodriguez ~ But D, you already lost to a woman here. You pointed that out when we were on camera, right? Diego de Cardenas ~ I mentioned that I fought that chick, but not who won. Hector Rodriguez ~ Well then it's your fault that The Vice Squad weren't listening. Diego de Cardenas ~ ...the fuck? Hector Rodriguez ~ Well if you had come right out and mentioned that you already lost to a chick, then these chicks would've known you take them seriously. Diego de Cardenas ~ I suppose I should've mentioned how Sinnocence was a World Champion here, and so was Laura Seton... Hector Rodriguez ~ For like a week... Diego de Cardenas ~ What, Laura? Still counts, and for what it's worth, we leave Seton alone. She gets a pass. Hector Rodriguez ~ What about Sinn, she fair game? Diego de Cardenas ~ Uh, weren't you around for the main event this week? Hector Rodriguez ~ Uh, did you see me around? Diego de Cardenas ~ I don't remember, H-Rod. There were a lot of people there.Whatever. Sinn lost, she ain't shit around here anymore. Hector Rodriguez ~ Aight. Diego de Cardenas ~ But whatever, now we're gettin' our names dragged through the mud as women haters just because those bitches can't pay attention. Hector Rodriguez ~ So what didn't they get? Diego de Cardenas ~ Man, you should watch the promo yourself. It's bad enough you didn't see it before the match. Hector Rodriguez ~ Yeah, like YOU did? Diego de Cardenas ~ No, but I didn't need any extra motivation for this one. Hector Rodriguez ~ Right, right, the gameplan, whatever. Just shoot me a link and I'll give it a watch. Diego de Cardenas ~ Did you ever set up your account to be able to watch those things? You know this shit ain't just on YouTube or whatever. Hector Rodriguez ~ I think so... Diego de Cardenas ~ Whatever, man. It just pisses me off. Hector Rodriguez ~ What, VPNs and shit? Diego de Cardenas ~ No, that these bitches got all pissy about something that didn't even come out of my mouth. Hector Rodriguez ~ You know, D, they probably aren't going to like being called "bitches", either. Diego de Cardenas ~ Fuck that, if they're going to act all bitchy, then I'm gonna call 'em bitches. Just like I'd call dudes "bitches" if they were acting bitchy. Hector Rodriguez ~ Whatever, man, if you're willing to incur their wrath and shit. Diego de Cardenas ~ Nah, it don't matter, homes, 'cause they got more important things to do and shit. Hector Rodriguez ~ Like ignoring us? Diego de Cardenas ~ That seems to be the trend... Hector Rodriguez ~ Didn't we call our last video "Bucking the Trend"? Diego de Cardenas ~ We did, and that's the whole point they missed. Hector Rodriguez ~ Who? Diego de Cardenas ~ Who?! The Vice Squad, H-Rod... The Vice Squad. Shit, how much did you smoke on that flight, homes? Hector Rodriguez ~ Ha... no comment. I'm not gettin' yelled at by the FAA for some shit next time I go through customs or whatever. Diego de Cardenas ~ Uh, the FAA don't run customs, and I think you're talkin' about the TSA. Hector Rodriguez ~ Whatever, D. Why are we talking about that even? Diego de Cardenas ~ We're not. We were talking about the fact that I pointed out that the EWA management booking team seems to have a hard-on for booking us against chicks, and how that's an annoying trend. Hector Rodriguez ~ I mean, annoying, yeah, because it's like, why not give us a variety? Diego de Cardenas ~ Right, and that was the whole point last time around. We didn't call them weak or pathetic, did we? Hector Rodriguez ~ Nah, all the shit we said was that they're prob'ly not the second best tag team on the roster. Though, we should've said they're not even the third best, maybe, so we could be included. Diego de Cardenas ~ Yeah, whatever. You remember what our big beef was when we cut that promo video? Hector Rodriguez ~ Yeah, don't you? It sounds like you remember just about... Diego de Cardenas ~ Damn it, H-Rod, I'm tryin' to point somethin' out... Hector Rodriguez ~ Aight, damn, calm down... The point last time, we were pissed that even though these chicks were the ones with the tag title shot at the pay per view, that no matter what happened in this match, we weren't sniffin' any closer to that title shot this time around. Diego de Cardenas ~ Riiiiiight, exactly the point. Hector Rodriguez ~ That's what I thought, but you had me questioning if we said more than just that or not. Diego de Cardenas ~ No, that was almost exactly it, because then we talked about how it didn't matter if we won, or if we lost... Hector Rodriguez ~ And D, the match has happened, and sure enough, we lost that match... Diego de Cardenas ~ Yeah, we did lose that match, H-Rod, you're absolutely right about that. But does it matter that we lost the match? Hector Rodriguez ~ Not from where I'm sitting. Because it didn't matter with the front office, right? Diego de Cardenas ~ Right. And it doesn't matter with the Power Ranking votes, because we're still behind the so-called #1 contenders anyway, right? Hector Rodriguez ~ Yeah, 'cause anyone's really gonna rank us ahead of the team with the guaranteed title shots anyway. Diego de Cardenas ~ Exactly. People aren't dumb. They know that their opinions would get laughed at if they ranked us ahead of The Vice Squad, since they've already been anointed. Hector Rodriguez ~ That much is clear. Diego de Cardenas ~ But none of this matters. Hector Rodriguez ~ That's clear, too. Diego de Cardenas ~ They ignored what we had to say when we were their opponents, taking one little thing out of context and blowing it out of proportion. Hector Rodriguez ~ That's kinda lame, D. Diego de Cardenas ~ I think they just wanted to have a laugh and talk about having a penis and facial hair to divert things from it being Memorial Day and one of them has a boyfriend in the military or some shit. Hector Rodriguez ~ You mean a husband? A fiance? Diego de Cardenas ~ Nah, a boyfriend. Hector Rodriguez ~ Fuck... how old is that chick? Diego de Cardenas ~ She 19... Hector Rodriguez ~ Ahhhhhh..... Diego de Cardenas ~ Right, right... but we ain't goin' down that route, 'cause then e'rybody think we're all anti-military and shit. Hector Rodriguez ~ But D, we ain't Americans... Diego de Cardenas ~ Right, but I ain't got beef with no military dudes, so I ain't talkin' shit about all that... not even close, you feel me? Hector Rodriguez ~ Tensions get hot when people think you're startin' to talk shit about the military for their country. Diego de Cardenas ~ Yeah, so don't go there, homes. Don't even go there. Hector Rodriguez ~ I didn't go there. You went there. Diego de Cardenas ~ Nah, homes, SHE went there, I just told you that she went there. Hector Rodriguez ~ And now we're not goin' there, right? Diego de Cardenas ~ Si, esta correcto. No mas. Hector Rodriguez ~ Comprendo. ..::[Diego looks at his phone and scrolls through some things, then he rolls his eyes.]::.. Diego de Cardenas ~ So, get this shit... Hector Rodriguez ~ Don't tell me you hit another fucked up 50/50 on reddit again... I don't wanna see that shit... Diego de Cardenas ~ Nah, the bookings were released... ![]()
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