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Snakebite & Mark Payne Vs Salty & Cyclone; Tag Team Match
Topic Started: Feb 11 2008, 07:23 PM (83 Views)
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Snakebite
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One and "O", bitch. People just don't wanna take Snakebite serious, anymore. When I say something, whether you like it or not, I mean it. Everything that comes out of my mouth is the truth. I feel damn good, and I showed all of you just how good I still am, this past Monday night. Snakebite's back, and he's badder than ever! And that's just how it is....




Yeah...... so I just got done having sex. Who with? Well... I don't think that's any of your business. Let's just say, I got my box of chocalate for Valentine's Day. Nonetheless, I laid in my bed naked..... with covers over my legs and ding-a-ling of coarse..... as I sat and reminisced on the great sex I just had. I swear to God, this woman was the bomb in bed. I had been messing around with her since the re-opening of HcW, and she was far from a groupie. I really enjoyed her company...... and sex. Definately the sex, by the way. Did I mention that?

Lady In Bed: So how you feel about your match this week, boo?

Was she seriously asking me about my match, after we just had sex? Well, I won't lie, I was thinking about my match, too, but damn..... I kept it to myself, and pretended that I was more than blown away at the incredible skills of my perfect chocalate bunny.

Snakebite: I think it's stupid. I'm about to team with the jobber I beat a few days ago.

I told that son of a bitch he was a jobber, and he certainly jobbed to me. Now, this week he's keeping his mouth closed, and learning his role, like I told him to. The only problem is, his role is being fucked up by managment, cause they got him teaming with HcW's king.

Snakebite: Boy, how wrestling has changed, since I was last here. Jobbers getting to team up with winners? This wrestling world has become ass backwards. Why did I ever let Lance Mikes and Greeney sign me? They are the two biggest jackoffs I have ever had the non-pleasure of working with.

Lady In Bed: Well, before your match, how about me coming into your locker room, and getting you amped up?

I must say.... my dick hardened as those words came out of her mouth.

Snakebite: Now baby, you know I don't need anyone to amp me up. I'ma whoop some ass, regardless. But if you'd like to come inside my locker room to give me a little treat, I'll be more than glad to let you in.

Lady In Bed: You're damn right you will let me in, boo.

The one thing I hated about her; what you just heard. Was I her bitch? Fuck to the no! So why does she act like I am? Ya see, she thinks when I slap her, while having sex, I'm only being aggressive, which might I add.... she loves. But really, I'm slapping that bitch, cause she deserves it...... sometimes.

Snakebite: I know....

Shut up. You gotta play the game, to win, homie. Remember that! And with that, I grabbed my Dr. Pepper off the counter, and took a sip of it, as I pulled the covers over me and my lady.




So I'm going to team with you this week, Marky boy. Well, I hope there's no hard feelings with me putting you in your place, a few days ago. I don't respect you, and probably never will. But the fact of the matter is.... this week.... you're teaming with me. So please.... please.... stay sober, you crackheaded bitch. Just sit back, and watch me whoop Salty and Cyclone's ass. That's all you have to do. No one will probably even remember you won this match, too, weeks from now. They'll just be, "Remember when Snakebite and the other dude whooped Salty and Cyclone's ass." But don't take it to heart. You're a jobber, remember? And yes, even after winning, you'll still be jobbing. You'll make me look good as not only a singles competitor, but a tag team competitor as well. You're doing the job for me. Thanks in advance, Payne.

Rumours are that Salty asked for a match with me, thus making this Tag Match come about. I guess he saw my webcast last week, announcing he was a jobber, and he wanted to get me in the ring to prove otherwise.

Look buddy, I said you USED to be a jobber. I'll admit, you're doing your thing this go around. But probably only because you sucked Lance Mikes' dick, like you did with your other boss, when you weren't wrestling. Yeah, I saw the bonus footage, gay boy. Let's just say Salty likes salty balls....

Anyways.... you should've just kept your mouth closed and went after Natural Select Button, or something. Snakebite is above you. Remember that.

And as for Cyclone. I surely remember you from the old days. But you my friend have to be the stupidest wrestler on the roster. And yes... I'm aware that 'stupidest' is not a word. But to me, it sounds like you graduated from wrestling school and just simply gave yourself the first name that popped inside your head.

Cyclone? What the fuck does a Cyclone have to with you? You're just as much creative as Muhammad Rushdi and Abdul Quarter Pounder Cool from the old HcW. And for all the new generation fans, Cyclone, you are just as much creative as Lance Mikes and Mr. Greeney.

Go sign up for the lead role in Twister Part 2, and get the fuck out of HcW. Cause with a name like that, you won't get anywhere. And above all else, your wrestling skills are just as great as Alan Carcia's. Sorry, Alan....

Well, I'm not, but..... you know.

This Monday I'm going to give Salty and Cyco a beat down, and Mark Payne is going to watch. And after I'm done with those two phonies, I'm going to whoop my tag partner's ass, to celebrate my victory. And after that, I'm going to go to Lance Myke's office and demand that he hand me the HcW World Championship, and quit with the qualifying matches, because ther is NO match that will show who the champion should be. Everyone knows already, because I am who the HcW World Heavyweight Champion should be. So hand it over, or I'll take it. And that's just how it is....
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Cyclone
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I got cheated out of my win last Monday. . . . I had him pinned, I had him down for at least a 6 count!!!! I got freaking cheated!!!! That’s why this week I refuse to get beat. I will beat you Snakebite and Mark Payne.

Snakebite ? heh, you are going to e so simple to beat. In Scotland there are only 3 types of snake and all have no bite, no venom nothing – a bit like you. You have nothing that puts the fear of God into me! You have nothing that even makes me think that I can’t take you on Monday! Hell you have nothing I want, not even that STD carrying hoe you have! Your “chocolate bunny” . . . Hey Easters still to come!

You think my names unoriginal? Well you see my name is like yours. . . they represent us. You are no more than a common grass snake, no venom, in fact if you hit it, it doesn’t even slither away just sits there taking a beating a bit like you. Where as you see Cyclone represents me! I’m powerful! In fact there is no limit to my power! I can kill people in a second! No one can stop me unless I decide to die down.

You see I have to win this match! I have to, to show everyone what Cyclone is made of! I have to, to show to the managers I deserve a shot at a title. I have to for the glory of my family name. Which is quite funny because Icles is Glory in Latin! See Snakebite it isn’t just coincidence it’s in my family name that I get glory!

Salty and me work well as a team! Snakebite and Mark have never teamed up, hell they’ve only ever beaten each other up! Snakebite if you think you can win this without a partner then you will be greatly disappointed! Salty and me will tear you limb from limb and leave you on the matt bloody and beaten!

Mark Payne has been pretty quiet this week eh? He wasn’t quiet when Snakebite and Salty beat his ass down in the previous two weeks, he was screaming like a little girl from what I heard. You got to be tougher than that to survive in this fed. Mark you also got to stick to your guns, you negotiated with HCW management on your contract, fool. You’re just as bad as a girl wanting it all.

Me and Salty are going to destroy both of you girls! All we have to do is go for Snakebites head and his legs- Thanks Highlander for fucking him up so badly we can take advantage even if it was a long time ago.


So this is what I'm going to do. . . Mark I’m not even going to worry about you, Salty can deal with you or even your own partner ha-ha. But Snakebite I'm just going to lock in the Velocity on you and you’re little leg will snap again. And that will be it over.



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Cyclone is seen walking into a biker bar. He sits down at the bar asks for a Corona and throws money at the bartender. He sits there silently sipping the cold beer, the room is alive with music and pool balls being smashed among some other unpleasant sounds. But the room seems quiet to Cyclone.

He sits thinking to him self about his wrestling career and how he has lost more than he has won.

That doesn't mean that I'm a bad wrestler just means that my luck aint been so good. Or am I just making excuses? Hmm. . .

Just then his thought is cut short as the bartender speaks to him.

Bartender: Yo you’re that Cyclone guy from HCW yea?

Cyclone: Yea? And?

Bartender: Man you got fucked up last week (chuckles)! Yea your ass got a whipping!!!!

Cyclone: You fucking kidding me? I had it won!!!

Bartender: Yea yea. You got whipped!

Cyclone downs his beer stands up whispers to the bartender “Fuck off” and goes to walk outside, the bartender (unknown to Cyclone) gives a signal at two guys standing at the door. Cyclone continues his way out side and the two men follow him, one grabs his shirt.

No1: Yo dumbass, no one speaks to Joey the bartender like that.

The man throws a punch Cyclone ducks and hits him with a strong right hand smack on the chin. He then pushed the second guy up against the wall. Meanwhile inside the police have been called.

Cyclone: Great practice for Monday cause even I could take on Snakebite and Mark myself just like I can take you two chumps.

The first guy gets up of the ground and pulls Cyclone off his mate, and throws him back. Cyclone takes a few punches to the face and retorts with a clothesline the second guy jumps in and gets Cyclone in a headlock. Cyclone picks him up and backward slams him into the ground. Just as Cyclone spits blood out his mouth a police car drives up witnesses the two men lying down and Cyclone standing up take Cyclone into the back of the cop car and down to the station.


Shit how am I going to get out of this one for my match on Monday? . . .

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