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Rod Podded
Topic Started: May 10 2016, 06:32 PM (431 Views)
FortMax
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The hangar was deserted. Whatever security that was usually stationed there- assuming that there was any at all- was nowhere to be found. This...did not go unnoticed. At first, it seemed too fleeting to be worth the risk. They would be back soon enough, right? Better safe than sorry, anyways. Fort Max quickly ducked out of the hangar, doing her best to go unapproached on the way back to the busier areas of the ship. You could only wander alone with your curiosity for so long before you gave into it, however.

Fort Max returned, still hoping to go unnoticed- though that was a bit difficult when you were 3x the size of the average Cybertronian. The hangar was still abandoned, even after a quick sweep for any hidden 'bots. This was meant to be. With as much stealth as a massive tank could muster, Fort Max approached the Rod Pod slowly. It glistened, like a freshly-lacquered Dorito™ on the centerpiece of a lazy art project about Capitalism or something. Whatever, Doritos™ could have many meanings. With one giant hand, Fort Max did what she was destined to do, yet forbidden by virtue from ever attempting before: she touched the Rod Pod.
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Rodimus sat in his quarters, humming some awful 80's jam and etching a doodle of an extremely angry Megatron into the corner of his desk. He finished a detail on Megatron's scowl and smiled, proud of his work.

Suddenly, he felt a harsh stabbing feeling in his spark. He snapped up immediately, optics wide, and vaulted over his desk, breaking into a full sprint in the direction of the hangars.

Something was wrong. There had been a disturbance.

He skidded to a halt in front of the large metal door closing off Shuttle Bay 7, and delivered a swift kick to it.

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"WHO TOUCHED THE RODPOD?!"
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Ambulon wandered in behind Rodimus, wanting to see what was going on. "Holy shit." They legged.
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FortMax
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"I can explain," Fort Max didn't remove her hand, stoically remaining still despite the co-Captain's burst of anger and the unfortunately timed legging.

"It's my destiny to destroy your oppressive regime of anti-RodPodtouching-ism. And now...I've finally done it."
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"There's no rules anymore!" Ambulon yelled as they ran forward and lifted their foot onto the rodpod.
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Ultra Magnus walked in. "Did I hear 'rules' mentioned?" she asked almost eagerly. Taking in the sight of Fortress Maximus and Ambulon touching the Rod Pod, her eyes widened.
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FortMax
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"THIS IS WHAT JUSTICE IS NOW!" Fortress Maximus slammed both of her hands onto the Rod Pod's gleaming chassis.

"I'm the Enforcer of Tyrest or whatever the hell! I AM THE RULES!"
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"THERE ARE RULES! THERE WAS ONE RULE! IT WAS DON'T TOUCH THE RODPOD! THAT WAS ESTABLISHED UP FRONT!" Rodimus shrieked.
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Ultra Magnus was conflicted. On the one hand, she did... dislike the Rod Pod. But on the other hand, the hand that had steadied her for oh so many years... rules. She glanced at Rodimus, who was furious with rage.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to support Rodimus on this occasion. 'Don't Touch The RodPod' has been established as a rule since the establishment of this quest. Joining it meant agreeing to said rule." She glared at Fortress Maximus. "You are in breach of the directives for conduct upon the Lost Light."
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"YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!" Fort Max open-palm-slapped the side of the Rod Pod. "I've done my time! This is the future! This is-"

Fort Max attempted to punch the Rod Pod, but due to a fatal error, ended up somehow punching herself in the face.
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