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| FortMax | May 10 2016, 06:32 PM Post #1 |
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The hangar was deserted. Whatever security that was usually stationed there- assuming that there was any at all- was nowhere to be found. This...did not go unnoticed. At first, it seemed too fleeting to be worth the risk. They would be back soon enough, right? Better safe than sorry, anyways. Fort Max quickly ducked out of the hangar, doing her best to go unapproached on the way back to the busier areas of the ship. You could only wander alone with your curiosity for so long before you gave into it, however. Fort Max returned, still hoping to go unnoticed- though that was a bit difficult when you were 3x the size of the average Cybertronian. The hangar was still abandoned, even after a quick sweep for any hidden 'bots. This was meant to be. With as much stealth as a massive tank could muster, Fort Max approached the Rod Pod slowly. It glistened, like a freshly-lacquered Dorito™ on the centerpiece of a lazy art project about Capitalism or something. Whatever, Doritos™ could have many meanings. With one giant hand, Fort Max did what she was destined to do, yet forbidden by virtue from ever attempting before: she touched the Rod Pod. |
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| rodimus | May 10 2016, 07:24 PM Post #11 |
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Rodimus made some indescribably helpless noise, the sound of true horror and fear, as Fortress Maximus' hand slammed the Rodpod with an audible clang. It dented. "It's... (WHINING NOISE I CAN'T QUANTIFY IN AN ONOMATOPOEIA)???????." Rodimus' optics watered and he collapsed into a kneel on the floor, a whine still creaking out of him at an uncomfortably high pitch. He slammed his face on the ground, still kneeling, and continued his high-pitched horror-whine. Edited by rodimus, May 10 2016, 07:27 PM.
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| Ambulon | May 10 2016, 07:36 PM Post #12 |
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Ambulon slowly put their foot down and moonwalked out of the hangar. |
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| magmims | May 10 2016, 07:43 PM Post #13 |
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Ultra Magnus glared and took a step forward, letting Ambulon pass her by in order to focus on the real problem, the instigator of her troubles... Fortress Maximus. "You've gone too far now," she said. "Property damage is a real crime, punishable by a fine of up to the value of the damaged property." |
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| rodimus | May 10 2016, 07:46 PM Post #14 |
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"YOU CAN'T PUT A VALUE ON THE RODPOD!" Rodimus screeched through pathetic sobbing. "IT'S PRICELESS! IT'S PERFECT! IT'S A WORK OF ART! AND IT'S BEEN TARNISHED !"
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| FortMax | May 10 2016, 07:55 PM Post #15 |
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"Ok, I'll just-," Fort Max attempted to buff out the dent, only denting it further. "Oh man...oh man." The Rod Pod became increasingly dented as she punched it repeatedly. |
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| rewind | May 10 2016, 08:55 PM Post #16 |
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Rewind covered his mouth guard, holding in a laugh. He had followed behind a livid (and very quick) Rodimus, and seemed to be unnoticed. He had been recording the minute he heard Rodimus slam down the shuttle door, knowing the following shenanigans would absolutely go on the Lost Light Rewind Reel. It was even better than he imagined. Climbing to get a better angle, he couldn't resist letting out a laugh. This was hilarious. |
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| rodimus | May 10 2016, 09:23 PM Post #17 |
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Rodimus' high-pitched whine got high-pitched-er, and he got up and walked slowly over to the Rodpod, wrapping his arms around it as much as they would go. Which is, to say, not very much. His spoilers angled down, and he was truly in a state of deeper mourning than he ever had been in. With every new dent in his beautiful personified ego of a ship he slid down lower until he was just kind of collapsed on the floor again. Rodimus made some incomprehensible sounds, muffled even more by the ground, and eventually shut up. He had been defeated. This was the true, unrivaled rock bottom of his usually prideful moments. This was just kinda... Pathetic. So much so that someone was probably gonna have to scrape him off the ground soon, before he drowned in his own tears or his own self-pity. |
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| magmims | May 10 2016, 09:41 PM Post #18 |
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Ultra Magnus stepped forward, looking at Rodimus's rather pathetic display. "Er, Rodimus?" she asked. "Are you..... okay?" |
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| rodimus | May 10 2016, 09:42 PM Post #19 |
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He just kind of shook his head "no", rubbing his face on the ground in the process. |
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| magmims | May 10 2016, 09:53 PM Post #20 |
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She tried to remember what 'comforting people' usually entailed, but had unfortunately forgotten everything she knew except |
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