| We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| My Little Pony's Hearth Warming Eve's stories; No, folks, this isn't what you think | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 14 2012, 11:01 PM (818 Views) | |
| JusSonic | Jul 14 2012, 11:01 PM Post #1 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note As I am almost done with my Christmas in July fics, I thought I could do fanmakes of the Homestar Runner Decemberween fics! Okay, let's start. This fic takes place during Season 1 and before Nyx came aboard. ----------------- We see a logo spinning around before the word 'SPECIAL' is heard, blinking a bit. It is Hearth's Warming Eve in Ponyville, snow is falling from the sky. It is time for the greatest holiday in Equestria with ponies getting gifts for one another, getting them on time. Well, almost. Inside her house, Pinkie Pie use her mouth to cross out a lot of days until Hearth's Warming Eve. The party pony is concerned, she needs to get a gift for a special sompeony. "A Special My Little Pony fic by JusSonic" "During Season 1" Pinkie sighs as she circles on the day that Heart's Warming Eve. This is going to be a difficult one indeed. My Little Pony: The Greatest Hearth's Warming Eve Ever A while later, Pinkie, wearing a brown hat, leaves Sugar Cube Corner and trots through the snow. What to get, what to get. She arrives at a brick wall while doing some thinking. The Earth pony then spots Derpy leaning on a brick wall. Perhaps she may have a solution. Pinkie sighs a twice. After a moment, she sighs again, causing cold air to come out. Derpy ask, "Hey Pinkie Pie, what's wrong?" "Oh, Derpy! When did you get here?" Pinkie ask confused. The Earth pony is so random, she forgot that the gray Pegasi is here already. "I was here for a while. Don't you know?" "Uh, funny yet creepy. I need help. I can't figure out what to get Dashie for Hearth's Warming Eve." "Say, what do you mean?" Derpy ask Pinkie puzzled. "Why are you having so much problems with Rainbow?" "Okay, maybe Dashie tends to be mean at times, say 'holy horsecrap' a lot, and some other mean times, but she is the loyal of all pony next to Applejack." Pinkie explains to Derpy. "Dashie is getting a bit grumpy so I figure if I could get a present for her, something perfect, she can be happy and like me again." "Wait, ponies get presents for Hearth's Warming Eve? Funny! I usually get locked in the bathtub!" "Okay, right. Gotta go!" With that, Pinkie dash off, a dust cloud version of herself appears before it is gone too. The pony got to find a present for Rainbow and quickly. ----------------- In a part of Ponyville that is selling trees, Pinkie walks by Time Turner, the duo walks by them as the Earth pony said, "Well, Ponkie Pie. Getting a Hearth's Warming Eve present for Rainbow is likw travelling through time." "Oh, I know this. I can't rush into a time zone without knowing what I'm getting myself into, right?" Pinkie ask Time curiously. "Hey, you got it!" "No offense, Time Turner, but that is your answer for everything." "Oh, right." Time said in surprise, apparently Pinkie is right. That is his answer to everything. The pony shrugs as he took out a bottle of mouthwash. "Want some mouthwash? It came from the future!" Time drank some the stuff, much to Pinkie's confusion. Weird. ---------- Fluttershy was making some protest signs, not wanting any animals to get hurt for when ponies are knocking down trees for their Hearth's Warming Eve ones. Pinkie is explaining the problem to her. "...then Time Turner said that it's like travelling through zone. And trust me, even I don't think it has anything to do with this problem." Pinkie said with a frown. "Well, that's nice, Pinkie." Fluttershy said while writing down words that said, 'Be Kind to Bunnies. Don't Let Hearth's Warming Eve Harm'. "Maybe you could get a shirt for Rainbow. I don't think she has any of those, right?" "Nah, I'm sure that Dashie loves going around with no clothes on. Come to think of it, we don't normally wear clothes anyway." "Oh...well, maybe you can give him a sponge, or an instrument, maybe some party mix..." "Oh, Fluttershy, those are very silly ideas." Pinkie giggles a bit to Fluttershy. "Even I don't want to see what you got me this year. When I say that I mean 'not right now'. "Oh, Pinkie. Not to be mean...but can you bother somepony else for a while?" Fluttershy ask Pinkie while dropping the sign. "I mean, if that's all right..." "Oh, good idea! And I know whom to bug!" --------------- Pinkie smiles as she walk among some streets that sway back and ofrth in the wind. Soon, she found Applejack's stand where the Earth pony is selling off stuff other than apples. The stand itself has holiday decorations all over it. "Howdy, Pinkie Pie!" Applejack greets Pinkie with a smile. "What can Ah do yew fer on 'dis here fine holiday." "I need some help. I can't find any super duper fun gift for Dashie." Pinkie explains to Applejack in worry. "Shucks, aint' a problem. Like Time Turner says... "Yes, I know, I know..." "In 'dat case, check out mah stand, Ah got a lot of crazy horsecrap." Applejack exclaims to Pinkie. "There must be something in here place 'dat Rainbow might like." Pinkie nods, looking at some items. The pony picks up a box game called 'Pony Clue' but said, "no." She ditch the idea and picks up sparkling oven mitts with the words 'RD' on them'. "Nah." Pinkie toss the next item away and picks up a voodoo doll that looks like Trixie Lulamoon with pins stuck in it. The Earth pony ask uneasily, "Are you allowed to sell stuff like this?" "Zecora gave me 'dat. Say it's fun 'ta make fun o' somepony yew dislike." Applejack said with a sinister smile. Pinkie Pie toss the voodoo doll and takes out an album for the band Shadowbolts on it, that is autographed to Rainbow Dash herself. "Nah." Pinkie sighs. For a moment, it looks like she will never find something. But then, the Earth pony grins as she found it. "Neato! I found it, the perfect gift!" ------------- The time has come. It is now Hearth's Warming Eve and ponies are opening gits from one another. Spike opens a gift from Twilight but it blew his head up, leaving him a mess. "Ouch, that hurt!" Spike groans in pain. "Sorry, Spike, some of the chemicals must've gotten mixed up during the way over here." Twilight said to Spike sheepishly. Fluttershy opens a gift from Time Turner, looking concerned at a 2002 scratch n' sniff calendar that he gave her. The pony said, "Err, this sounds a bit nasty. Not to be mean Time Turner..." "It's okay, smell the October one!" Time Turner exclaims to Fluttershy excitedly. Soon Pinkie Pie gave her gift to Rainbow, the blue Pegasi shakes it a bit while saying, "Now let's see what Pinkie Pie gave me for this year." "Open it, open it, that one is from me for sure! It took me forever to pick it out!" Pinkie exclaims with glee. Rainbow opens the gift, expecting something cool. Unfortunately, to the blue Pegasus pony's annoyance, it's a book, one that Rainbow is familiar with by now. "What they hay! 'Moon Impact, the Nightmare Moon Story'? Pinkie Pie, you got this for me for 3 years before! Even when it turns out that she is real, I still don't find it amusing." "Wait, you knew about Nightmare Moon and didn't tell me?" Twilight ask Rainbow in shock and disbelief. "Why didn't you say anything before?" "I got bored after reading the first few pages so I chose not to bring it up!" Rainbow snaps to Twilight in annoyance. "What's your excuse?" "Yeah, anyway I know! You like the books so much, Dashie, that I decided to get it for you again!" Pinkie exclaims happily, obvious to Rainbow's dislike of the book. "Oh, horse feathers! This is the worst Hearth's Warming Eve ever!" "This is the best Hearth's Warming Ever ever!" Despite the awkward present, the gang enjoys themselves. A while later, the ponies, except for Derpy and Big Macintosh who is conducting, is waiting while the big stallion is playing the keyboard. "Eeyup, ready!" Big Macintosh exclaims to his friends and family. The pony plays a tune as everypony begins singing a song similiar to 'Oh Tannerbaum'. All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, You're fifty-five days after Nightmare Night, you see. Fluttershy held a protest sign while Rarity was holding a big tofu turkey. Fluttershy: With bunnies running for their lives, Rarity: I wish this one was super-sized! All: Heart's Warming Eve, Heart's Warming Eve, You're fifty-five days after Nightmare Night, you see! Derpy arrives on the scene, singing although a bit terrible. Derpy: (off-key) What are you guys talking about? Rainbow: Hey, who the horsecrap let Derpy out? All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, You're fifty-five days after Nightmare Night, you see! Applejack: Ah've got all types o' crazy horsecrap! Pinkie: I bought Dashie a Moon Impact! All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, As Pinkie finish the song up, Time Turner came in looking wobbling and messed up. Pinkie: Time Turner's been drinking Listerine! Once the song is over, Time Turner groans as he fell to the snow unconscious. The End Cast list Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy Shannon Chan-Kent: Pinkie Pie (singing) Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Matt Smith: Time Turner Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Rebecca Shiochet: Twilight Sparkle (singing voice) Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Peter New: Big Macintosh Author's note Good fic, eh? No offense to any Derpy fans of course. BTW, Time Turner is the new name for Doctor Whooves. Read, review and suggest, until next time! |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 16 2012, 01:27 AM Post #2 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note And now, time for another Hearth's Warming Eve episode of the ponies. This one takes place during Season 2 but right after the play. My Little Pony: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve Inside the library, the ponies and their families, minus Big Macintosh, Rarity, Pinkie and Twilight's parents, are watching TV, seering a Hearth's Warming Eve special. On the show, a gnome named David was talking to some big guy named Big Green who looks down in sadness while saying, "Not good. I believe I lost all my magics." "Come on, Big Green, don't you see?" David ask Big Green as he tries to cheer him up. "The magic of Hearth's Warming Eve is in all of us!" We see a snowman named Nice Mr. Frosty speaking, "And thus, the sword of St. Oaf was returned to the rightful and the true meaning of Hearth's Warming Eve was discovered. Buh bye kids! Ho ho ho ho!" Once the special is over, the words 'The End' is seen on the screen. Nys comments, "That special was...something else." "But can someone explain again what a mystical sword got to do with Hearth's Warming Eve?" Twilight ask puzzled. "It doesn't make sense to me." "Hey come on, you heard that puppet thing." Pinkie, sitting on the floor, said to Twilight happily. "The magic of Hearth's Warming Eve is inside all of us!" "Right, that isn't what Hearth's Warming Eve all about." Rainbow said while sitting on the couch with a shrug. "I suppose you're going to tell us..." Twilight begins to say at the same time as Rainbow who is speaking it differently. "I'm going to tell you..." "...what Hearth's Warming Eve is all about." Both ponies said at the same time. As music begins to play. Rainbow did hoof motions while she begins to sing. Rainbow: It happens each Hearth's Warming Eve Though some would say it doesn't. The best thing that you've ever seen, Even better than your hot cousin! "Way better than my cousin Brutus?" Rarity ask Rainbow curiously. "Okay, maybe not better than Brutus. Oh, Brutus." Rainbow said with a happy sigh. Then he chuckles while singing some more. I'm talking about a magic pony, Who defies the laws of physics. He turns Hearth's Warming Eve into Heart's COOLING eve! Nyx: Tell us, man, who is it? Rainbow: He's the Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony, And he'll make your dreams come true. No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin', When he says "Shut up" to you. We see a familiar pony in the snow with a paper taped to his front which said 'FRUIT' while the pony wear sunglasses. Big Macintosh remarks, "Eeyup! Shut up, kid!" As the scenes happen, Rainbow continues singing. When the sun goes down, He creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers. And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, He puts blank media in your slippers! "It was 8-Tracks in my day!" Granny Sith exclaims with a shrug. Sometimes he'll cold call random foals With discount travel packages! We see Rainbow on her computer typing. She heard the phone rang before the pony answers it, The Pegasi heard Big Macintosh's, as the Fruitkapony, on the other end. "Wait, Las Pegasus, for 2o bits a night?" Rainbow ask in amazement upon hearing the offer. "Sweet! Thanks, Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony!" "Eeyup, shut up, kid!" Big Macintosh's voice is heard on the other end. We now see Nice Mr. Frosty appearing as he said, "Yes, he's the Hearth's Warming Ever Fruitkapony, flying through the night in an unmarked carridge. Heck, you never know what he will bring us once you hear those high-pitched singers! We see a van with the word 'FRUIT' on it is seen in the air, flying above a choir of female ponies who are singing. Mares: Here comes the Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony! "Altogether, 1, 2, 3!" Rainbow exclaims as she and the other ponies are singing together. All: He's the Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true! "Do-do-la-do-do-do-doo!" Pinkie exclaims as the song is about to come to an end. Rainbow: There ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin', All: When he says "Shut up" to you! Once the song is over, the carridge flew overhead as the words are printed in the sky which Big Macintosh shouts that echoes all over, "Eeyup! Shut up to one and all of dang y'all!" Soon the words sparkle and fade as we see every pony at the brick wall. Pinkie pauses a bit. "Say, out of curiously, just so we know, that's just Big Macintosh with a piece of paper taped to his front, right?" Pinkie ask her friends. Odd enough, none of them are listening. "Hello? Ponies? Big Macintosh? Paper tape? Anypony?" Huh." We now see the words, 'Eeyup! Shut up to one and all of dang y'all!,' reappearing in the sky as this fic comes to an end. The End Author's note Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Peter New: Big Macintosh Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy Shannon Chan-Kent: Pinkie Pie (singing) Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Rebecca Shiochet: Twilight Sparkle (singing voice) Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Granny Smith Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Daviegh Chase: Nyx Author's note Wow, nice fic, eh? Whatcha think? There's more to come so read, review and suggest! |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 17 2012, 02:00 AM Post #3 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note And now, another Hearth's Warming Eve special. This takes place before the play in Season 2. ------------ Pinkie, wearing a crown, fake wings, a fake horn and dressed liek Celestia, smiles happily as she stood with Rarity, dressed like an angel, somewhere. The Earth pony comments, "Wow, I can't believe it! The day of the super duper funny Hearth's Warming Eve pagenant is finally here! All those weeks of rehearsing, practicing, remembering lines..." "Err, Pinkie? Those aren't your lines." Rarity whispers to Pinkie. To the pinky pony's shock and embarrassment, she saw the crowd in front of the stage...and has forgotten that the pageant is on right now! "What? Oh, horse feathers!" The audiences laughs a bit. We now see a snowy field. My Little pony: A Hearth's Warming Eve Pagenant "The Usual Credits" Fade to Commercial" We fade in and back in as we see the title, A narrator spoke up, "A Hearth's Warming Eve Pageant is brought to you by Waky-Pony Marshammlows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise!" He then sings a bit. "Made from the best stuff!" We now see the poster as the narrator continues, "And Daring Do and the Hope of Hearth's Warming Eve in theaters December 27th!" ---------------- In the backstage area, Caramel and Fluttershy are backstage, the former is wearing a nurse like hat. He frowns while saying, "Oh great. Put on a crown from McPonie's and suddenly she's Mrs. Big Shock. I still can't believe that they cast Pinkie Pie as Princess Celestia!" "Yeah, they sure did. Hope you aren't too jealous." Fluttershy said to Rarity meekly. "You mares will get better respect for when you will performed in that pagenant in Canterlot. At least I still get to play Nurse Hearth's Warming Eve. yes, I cannot wait..." "Oh yes, about that. I forgot to tell you...uh, Twilight gave the role to me, sorry." Caramel looks shocked as Fluttershy takes the nurse hat from him, putting it on herself before leaving. The stallion sighs a bit, he can't believe that his role has been given to somepony else. Terrific. Twilight, wearing a headset, arrives with Spike as the baby dragon said, "It's okay, Caramelk. I'm sure you can try again next year." "Yes. Caramel, uh, you can go home now." Twilight said to Caramel with a shrug. On stage, Fluttershy in the Nurse Hearth's Warming Role is performing with Rainbow, in the role of explorer Daring Do, wearing the usual outfit and such. The yellow Pegasi pony said, "We must find the first Hearth's Warming Eve, Daring Doo, long before it's too late." "I will go search by the temple docks!" Rainbow booms in determiantion. "Huh? The what?" Fluttershy whispers the part to Rainbow puzzled. "I said docks, I will search by those temple docks." "Oh right, right, sorry, thought you said ducks." Fluttershy whispers before speaking loudly, "Oh yes, good thinking. Let me come with you, Daring." The two ponies rush off to find the Hearth's Warming Eve as some of the audiencve members applaud eagery. Backstage, Twilight smiles as she said, "Nice, good acting every ponies." During to Fluttershy who is passing by, "Fluttershy, try not to go anywhere, okay? You're going to be on again very soon!" "Twilight, why are we doing this kind of Hearth's Warming Eve play?" Spike ask Twilight puzzled. "I mean, I thought the one we're going to do in Canterlot is the real thing." "Yes, but from research, this pagenant is supposed to take place many years after the first Hearth's Warming Eve was founded. Don't ask me out. Rainbow found it in some book." ---------- A while later, Rarity is standing with Big Macintosh, who is wearing a jersey shirt, as they watch the play, the white unicorn said happly, "I got to admit, I almost didn't recognize my Spikey-Wikey. His costume is really convincing." "Eeyup!" Big Macintosh said with a nod of agreement. Indeed, on stage right now, Fluttershy is speaking with Pinkie who is standing with Spike...who is wearing a sign called 'Popular Vote as he is only watching the scene with prop gears behidn the stage. "Oh man, why did this just happened to me?" Spike mumbles to himself in disbelief. "Oh my, we will need 50 bags of bites...err, bits, 50 bags of bits!" Fluttershy exclaims in concern. "There is no way that I can do it, Nurse Hearth's Warming Eve! Why, the meanie famine went and ruined all the gold for our town." Pinkie explains sadly. She points a hoof while exclaiming, "Come on, Popuall Vote! Let's get going! Yay!" We see the rope that Pinkie Pie was tied to lifting her up as the sounds of a pulley are heard. A while later, the audience looks amazed...although we can see the Earth pony's hooves visible in the sky. The audience applauds a bit as Rainbow, the one who was pulling her pinky friend, groans, "Argh, sorry! That is all you're getting out of this cool pony!" The stage curtain soon close. "Horse feathers, this pony is like a huge cottage." A thud sound is heard as Pinkie is heard yelping in pain. That gotta hurt! -------------- Apple Bloom looks freaked out as she pace back and forth backstage. The filly and her friends Sweetie, Scootaloo and Nyx are scheduled to go backstage soon...and they are freaking out big time. "Oh, Ah am done freaking out here!" Apple Bloom groans a bit. "Ah done can't remember mah lines...an' if Ah don't do so, Ah am going to ruin 'de whole play, let alone 'de pageant!" "Well, remember them soon! We will go out very soon and you're making us nervous." Scootaloo groans a bit as Sweetie and Nyx shiver a bit, looking both nervous. These CMC got the case of stage fright, all right! ------------------ As the play continues, Rainbow is on a boat caled the 'USS Moochick' as she rode on water (wooden cardboards) anyway while dodging prop squid arms with Applejack pushing the waves back and forth. "Oh, how unfortunate. This is one terrible fate that was bestowed with me...er, become to me...there is one huge squid!" Rainbow exclaims while fighting the squid like mad. --------------------- In another part of the play, Rarity stood with Spike at a prop of a tower in Maris. The white unicorn dramatically, "Oh, Popular Vote! I will never forget you in a million years!" Spike sniffs as he begins to cry, "No, my beloved angel! Don't leave me here alone!" "Popular Vote, don't cry. They aren't supposed to. You might rust." The crowd of course laughs at that scene, regardless of the drama. As this goes on, Twilight looks around puzzled. Something's wrong here. "Hey, anyone seen the Cutie Mark Crusaders and my daughter Nyx?" Twilight ask her friends in concern. "They are supposed to be in two scenes here." "Oh, I think the little fillies got nervous and went to the little fillies' room. I guess they're a bit sick." Pinkie explains to Twilight. The purple unicorn is concerned. Her daughter and her friends has to go out there! She turns to Applejack who is also wearing a jersey shirt. "Applejack, can you get your sister, my daughter and their friends?" "Sure thing, Twilight." Applejack said with a nod. "'Dis here play is open an' 'de fillies are needed 'ta make it complete here!" --------------- As the pageant continues on, Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity and Fluttershy were all singing a song. Rainbow: Everyone's searching, looking and searching... Rarity: And everyone's hanging around! Fluttershy: And who can be sure if we're looking for something? Pinkie: And looking for something I am! --------------------- Applejack looks concerned as Scootaloo, Sweetie and Nyx are outside a stall while their friend is heard getting a bit sick. Nyx calls out, "Apple Bloom? We're okay now. You should come out of there. "Right, come on, Apple Bloom, yew an' yer friends are holding up 'de show!" Applejack remark in agreement. The pagenant must go on and the CMC are needed soon. "But Ah wil be there in a second!" Apple Bloom calls out making her sister sigh. "Tell them 'ta make something up we git our flanks out there." "Hoo boy." Sweetie said with a sigh of concern. This may take a while. ----------------------- The play continues on as the curtain opens up (the gang has to make something up while they wait for the CMC to get on stage). As we see Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie, the yellow Pegasi pony spoke meekly, "Oh, everypony knows me. My name is Cornbread...I tjhink." Just then Rainbow speak in, looking in pretend excitement as she said, "Hey, I found a computer. Perhaps it can help us in our time of need!" "Say, what is this computer you speak? Where is it?" "Oh, this computer is a special tool which can be found on the moon. It's a moon computer." --------- The CMC are preparing themselves as they are now in their costumes., Apple Bloom said, "Remember yer lines, girls, don't forget them." "We aren't, we aren't, come on." Nyx said with a nod. "We got to get going or the play will soon be over!" The fillies rush off to get onto stage to do their roles. ------------------ "Say, I heard the kind of planets that will let you do their axes." Rainbow said on stage while speaking with Rarity with a pretend smile. Where are the CMC? "Hey, I can take you there, let's hop on, everypony!" Rarity exclaims with a smile though in pretend worry. Where are those fillies? Just then the CMC, each wearing a sash that said 'The First Hearth's Warming Eve' and all of them in diapers, arrives frantically on stage. Sweetie calls out, "Here we are!" "Yay, behold! The First Hearth's Warming Eve more than one." Fluttershy said meekly. Some audience applauds while some are laughing. Apple Bloom groans, "What? Oh right, Ah remember, we were stalling because we were plum embarrassed." "Diamond Tiara is never going to let this up." Scootaloo said while looking down. "Yay! This is the best Hearth's Warming Eve ever!" Pinkie giggles. The applauding continues as the curtain closes, bringing the end to this awkward play. We can see the program for the play itself. Act I Gwinky discovers that there isn't a Hearth's Warming Eve Act 2 Daring Do and Nurse Hearth's Warming Eve fight to the death on Mt. Fillymore Act II The Unicorn Angel and the Popular Vote found out about their secret past Act IV Everything end up being good at the end. Hearth's Warming Eve finally appears. Cast: Daring Do..........Rainbow Dash Princess Celestia..........Pinkie Pie Angel..........Rarity The Popular Vote..........Spike Nurse Hearth's Warming Eve (Cornbread)..........Fluttershy Toby #1..........Big Macintosh Toby #2..........Applejack Hearth's Warming Eve..........The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Nyx) Directed by Twilight Sparkle Lighting by Derpy Hooves and Time Turner **Caramel and the real Princess Celestia is not in this play We see a poster of the Daring Doo movie as an announcer booms, The system really works....you jerks! DARING DO AND THE HOPE OF HEARTH'S WARMING EVE THIS HEARTH'S WARMING EVE... THE SYSTEM REALLY WORKS...YOU JERKS! A Ponyinterviews/Diablo Production Cast list Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie as Princess Celestia, Fluttershy as Nurse Hearth's Warming Eve Shannon Chan-Kent: Pinkie Pie as Princess Celestia (singing) Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity as the Angel Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash as Daring Do, Applejack as Toby #2 Peter New: Big Macintosh as Toby #1 Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon as The Popular Vote Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom as The First Hearth's Warming Eve (sharing the role) Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle as The First Hearth's Warming Eve (sharing the role) Madeline Peters: Scootaloo as The First Hearth's Warming Eve (shairng the role) Daveigh Chase: Nyx as The First Hearth's Warming Eve (sharing the role) Author's note Hope you guys enjoy this short as I did making it! This was fun! Read, review and suggest! Edited by JusSonic, Jul 17 2012, 03:26 PM.
|
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 18 2012, 08:07 PM Post #4 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note All right, time for another Hearth's Warming Eve short. This one takes place during the first season. My Little Pony: Rainbow Dash's Holiday Greeting We saw a logo spinning around until it stop showing the word' SPECIAL' that blinks from blue to pink. We can hear a narrator saying, "All right, now for a special announcement from Rainbow Dash of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We see an auditoriium as the crowd are there to watch a performance. Rainbow lands in the center while saying, "All right, lights!" The lights are dimmed as the spotlight is shining on Rainbow. As the crowd watch, Spike plays the piano in the orchestra. As music begins to play, the Pegasi pony begins to sing. Rainbow: O holy horsecrap And something, something, something Ah, there was this alicorn And she was probably born They didn't know If she was really stupid Pinkie was watching her from nearby, looking shocked and upset by what Rainbow is doing, she is messing up the song and probably making fun of Princess Celestia in the progress. But then they asked somebody And they said she was stupid Rainbow chuckles a bit as Pinkie frowns. She better do something quickly. She said, uh, that she was great And ev'body believed her That alicorn was (voice cracks) GREEAAAAA— Suddenly Rainbow yelps as a hoof covers her mouth, stopping her singing. Pinkie, the one responsible pops up while saying, "Okay, enough, Dashie." We see most of the cast coming on stage as she continues. "I think what Dashie is trying to say is 'O Holy Horsecrap'." The words 'Oh Holy Horsecrap' appears on the screen...but were soon removed as Pinkie Pie corrects herself, "Wait, wait, my bad." Once every pony is gathered around, the true words appears. "Actually I mean 'Happy Holidays' from every pony to all of you out there." "Even though we have no idea what Pinkie Pie is talking about." Rainbow said with a shrug, not sure whom Pinkie is talkign to. Apple Bloom begins to speak, "An' Celestia bless us every..." However Pinkie cuts Apple Bloom off, saying, "Oops, sorry, Apple Bloom, out of time! Happy holidays everypony!" A few moments passed as the holiday version of the show's theme song is heard. Pinkie blinks and smiles as our short comes to an end. The End Author's note Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Author's note And another fanmake of a Homestar Runner Decemberween short is done. Whatcha guys think? Read, review and suggest! |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 20 2012, 01:17 AM Post #5 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note Time for another MLP Hearth's Warming Eve, folks. This takes place after the play was over so it happens during season 2. So let's have some fun. My Little Pony: A Deadly Stunting Hearth's Warming Eve It's snowing in Ponyville as ponies are busy making snow ponies and having fun. It's that time for Hearth's Warming Eve. Rainbow, carrying a tray of hot cocoa on her back, goes to her friends who were working. The Pegasi grins while saying, "Hey, got the hot choco here, ponies! Hope it isn't...late! Ha ha ha! Get it? Choco? Late? Choco-late? Ha ha ha!" "Hee hee, you're a cut-up, Dashie." Pinkie giggles to Rainbow with a smile. "Oh yes, a real ham indeed." Rarity said in agreement. "Golly, 'dat done good." Applejack said as she takes a cup from Pinkie eagerly. "Thanks for the cocoa, Rainbow Dash." Twilight said as she and Nyx take some cups from Rainbow. "What a way to celebrate a Hearth's Warming Eve, not to mention it's a wonderful byproduct of your parole." "Rainbow was on parole, mommy?" Nyx ask Twilight curiously. "Well, actually, more like promising not to make any more trouble after the book theft at the hospital." Just then, Spike arrives on the scene, rolling his eyes while saying, "Come on, Rainbow, that isn't deadly stunt entertainment, Rainbow!" "What are you talking about?" Rainbow ask Spike puzzled. "I was referring to hot chocolate and..." "What I mean is that Hearth's Warming Eve got a bit more exciting! This year I, Spike the Dragon, will attempt to sled down...The Death Mound!" Spike smirks as he points to a huge mountain nearby. It has a slope at a such an extreme angle that one pony, even Rainbow, would be crazy to climb down it. His friends gasp in shock and alarm. "Wait, 'The Death Mound'?" Pinkie gasps in shock and disbelief. "No pony has been able to try and conquer that monster...at least, not one brave and crazy enough. Even I wouldn't try it." "Well, Spike-Wikey isn't a pony...but even I am concerned." Rarity said in worry. "He will break his face into a clump so unrecognizable, we won't know him. I doubt even Twilight would." "No worries, my lady, not a chance!" Spike laughs with a grin on his face. "My face doesn't know what that term means." "So how about the rest of you?" Rainbow ask Spike skeptically. "Nah, I will ask them later. Mark your calendars, ponies, bcause the pre-game starts at twelve with the kickoff set at 12:300! It's time for deadly stunting entertainment!" Spike jumps into the air as he echo the last words, much to the ponies' surprise. The baby dragon means it, he wants to go down that dangerous mountain and so close to Hearth's Warmign Eve to boot! -------------- We see a title card with Spike's jump as the narrator spoke up, "Now we return to Spike the Dragon's Deadly-Stunting Hearth's Warming Eve Special!" We can hear applause as we go to a home prop that is decorated. Spike plays the piano before fixing the clothes that he's wearing while blowing a bubble pipe. Pinkie's upper foreleg is seen through a prop window, throwing fake smoke. As Spike takes the pip out of his mouth, he notices the camera while saying, "Oh hey there! Didn't see you ponies and dragons coming in! Scared me big time there." The dragon put the pipe onto the piano while taking a cup nearby. "Man, is it cold out there or what? Will you ponies like a cup of hot jones?" Spike show a hot cocoa with whipped cream and sprinkles onto top of the camera, voices are calling out, "Ooh, ah!" "Hot what?" A stallion's voice ask in curiously. "Much better." Spike said. The camera swung around the side, revealing Rarity to be using magic to hold the mug then moves it out of hte shot. We see a calendar marked 'The Time, yo' by the dragon. "Nothing say 'Hearth's Warming Eve' like one deadly stunting entertainment. Anyway, that's why this year, I am going to attempt sled down...the Death Mound!" The audience gasp in surprise or alarm. Is Spike saying what they think that he's saying?" The dragon say, "Yeah, I could die or something." Laughter is heard. The doorbell then rang. "Well, well, who could that be?" The door is opened up (causing the set to wobble). We see Pinkie carrying a box with a bow on it on her back. The crowd laughs while cheering, "Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie!" "Hey there, Spike! Say, why didn't you tell me that you were having a holiday special over tonight? You know how I love these kind of parties!" Laughter is heard as Spike and Pinkie laughs together, making fake laugh. As Rarity uses her magic to tossed down the snow, a curious dragon said, "Come right in, Pinkie Pie. Wanna stick around for a spell as well as some sparkle filters?" "Sure love to." Pinkie said with a smile smile. The wreath framed the scene that went out of focus, we see sparkles appearing with a harp playing. "Oh, say, Pinkie Pie! What is in that package that you got?" "Come on, open it up!" Spike nods as he opens the box. Inside, to his amazement is a huge sled just for him. The dragon pulls it out while saying, "Wow, awesome!" "Oooh, ahhh!" The crowd exclaims in awe and amazement by what Pinkie has given her dragon friend. "A brand new sled board, just what I need for my Death Mound run!" "Glad you like it! I also pre-printed an epitaph on it! That way, if you don't make it, it can double as a gravestone." Pinkie said happily. Sure enough, Spike saw his name which is marked 'Here Lies Spike the Dragon Death-Flying Entertainer and Father of Six' (of course, the last for words are crossed out). The audience laughs as Spike said in worry, "Ooooh, gulp and gulp some more." Laughter is heard once more. --------------- In her home, Rainbow frowns as she and Scootaloo watch the special. The pony groans, "Oh this is a crock-put full of smaller stuff like it! I should be the one who should be sitting on a filmsy holiday themed set on one soundstage promoting my upcoming dardevil stuff! Ugh, why did my conditions of my parole include not doing that stuff on Hearth's Warming Eve?" "Bad luck, I guess. Gotta go." Scootaloo said as she hops off the couch, preparing to ehad off. "Wait, where are you going, Scoots?" "Oh...let's say that I have a previous engagement. Let's leave it at that." "A previous engagement?" Rainbow ask, a bit shocked by what Scootaloo just said. "Since when do you start talking like that? And what 'previous engagement'?" "No worries, Rainbow Dash. I just gotta do this, later!" Scootaloo said as she leaves. Rainbow ponders a bit as she rub her hooves. Something is up. "Well, this is unsuspicious behavior, even for Scootaloo! That of course makes it very suspicious. Once I finish this cup of hot gones, I will find out what she's doing." Rainbow said as she grabs a mug of the same drink nearby, slurping it. "Oh wow, that is good stuff." ------------- Once Rainbow is done with her drink, she follows Scootaloo while wearing winter stuff. The Pegasi filly is heading to the Death Mound for some reason. Why would she be here? Rainbow jumps into some bushes and peeks out. To her shock and surprise, she saw something, making her ask quietly, "What the horsecrap?" Sure enough, there's Scootaloo helping Spike in burying a giant mattress underneath the snow. The dragon, setting a shovel down, said, "Nice work, Scootaloo! Now when I sled down, no one would see this get buried here, right?" "No pony will know a thing." Scootaloo said with a grin. "Not even my fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders know!" "Thanks a lot, Scootaloo! I owe ya big time for this." "No problem, just give me some cupcakes and we're even." As the two continues their shoveling, Rainbow watch on as she mumbles, "Looks like Scootaloo is helping Spike cheat, eh? Say...what would happen if that mattress isn't there..." The pony scratch her chin while pondering. As we fade out, a record scratch is heard. "Oh! Wait. Spike would probably die or get hurt. Better go move it!" We fade once more as another record scratch is heard. Rainbow comments, "Huh. Really wondering for a second there." ---------------------- The day has come, ponies has gathered around the Death Mount, ready for Spike's death stunt that could make him a legend...or kill him. A voice calls out, "All right, fillies and gentle-colts, there he is!" Sure enough, we see Spike on his sled on top of the mountain, wearing his helmet while huddling. "All right, the dragon that is about to do this...Spike the Dragon!" Just show you know...I am not good at speeches!" Spike calls out, his voice echoes. The ponies hold their breaths. Will he survive or will the dragon get hurt or worst? A long moment after, the sled begins pushing as Spike slid down the mountain, he scream while hanging on for dear life. The ponies gasp as they saw him, everypony brace for thw rost...and soon Spike is near the ground as... The sled reach the bottom of the hill, it flips 90 degrees and lands gently on the ground. Triumphant music is heard as Pinkie bounces while cheering, "Yahoo! He made it!" "Wait, I made it?" Spike ask in surprise and disbelief. "He made it?" Rainbow ask in surprise and disbelief. Spike has survived the Death Mound? Terrific, now he won't shut up about his victory! "Yay, Spike!" Nyx cheers wildly. The crowd cheers, looking excited and happily. Of course, not every pony is happy: Rainbow is upset that her plan to sabotage Spike's stunt has failed. To Rainbow's surprise, Spike is upset too as he got up while exclaiming, "Scootaloo! What gives? What happened to that matress that would fill with hammers, broken grass and sucked down point candy canes?" "I don't know!" Scootaloo exclaims in shock as Apple Bloom and Sweetie looks confused. "We hid that mattress perfectly so you would get injured once you made it down here. "Wait, that mattress was full of danger?" Rainbow ask Spike in confusion. "Why the hay would you want to harm yourself on purpose?" Suddenly, as if to answer Rainbow's question, Twilight and Nyx came up to Spike as the purple unicorn announces, "All right, Spike! Come on, we got to get the library ready for when my parents show up." "Right, grandpa and grandma are coming! I can't wait!" Nyx cheers wildly, making Spike frown a bit. "Oh, joy and glory..." Spike said dully and sarcastically. He snaps angrily, "Because I 'safely' made it down the Death Mountain..." The dragon then spoke dully and sarcastically again, "I can spend another Hearth's Warming Eve with Twilight's parents visiting, telling me boring stories, treating me like a baby and whatever." "Spike, you would do anything to avoid a visit from mom and dad. Come on!" Twilight giggles as she, Nyx and the upset Spike leaves. "Dad is bringing his pals from his work over again this year." Rainbow blinks in surprise then smirks in amusement while waving. She said, "Have fun, Spike! Thanks for that death killer stunt thing!" Turning to Scootaloo, Rainbow said eagerly, "Man, Scoots, gotta give Spike credit. He thought of using a ridiculous elaborate scheme in an attempt to make an injury so that the dragon can avoid spending time with his adopted family. That is one Hearth's Warming Eve tradition that I can get behind!" "Yeah, nice." Scootaloo said with a shrug. Rainbow smirks as she gave a plank of wood with nails in it to her. "All right, now hit me hard with this two by four. I wanna avoid going to my cousin Brave Heart's mother again." Scootaloo shrugs as she waves a board and is about to hit him. The scene froze as sparkle fliter while a harp noise is seen and heard. We see the title card 'The End' while a hitting noise is heard, followed by Rainbow's screams of pain from the impact. Laughter is the only thing heard. ------------ At the library, home of Twilight, the dragon, still wearing his helmet, frowns while he, Twilight and Nyx sat at the table with the Sparkles, the baby dragon is wearing a sweater. "Oh ha ha ha ha." Spike said in fake laughter while speaking in a dully and sarcastic kinda way. Brown sweater, like you can read my mind. My compliments to Mrs. Sparkle. The food was fine...as usual." "Oh Spike." Nyx giggles a bit. So much for Spike trying to avoid a boring time with the Sparkles this year. The End Cast list Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Daveigh Chase: Nyx Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity Frank Welker: Narrator, Voice Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Author's note Poor Spike, has to spend another boring Hearth's Warming Eve with the family. Nice! Read, review and suggest, folks! |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 21 2012, 03:40 AM Post #6 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note Time for another Hearth's Warming Eve fic. This one takes place after Spike's stunt and during season 2. So let's begin, shall we? ------------------------------- Pinkie Pie slept in her home as the clock turns to '10 PM' as music is heard playing. The pony yawns a bit, with cinnamon on her face, as she got up from her bed, smacking her lips. What time is it? Pinkie glances at the night time snow...then gasps as she exclaims, "Eeek! Oh no! I must've set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again after Spike's stunt! I was supposed to go Hearth's Warming Eve shopping today!'" Pinkie saw her calendar, seeing a date marked in a circle 'Dec. 25 - Hearth's Warming Eve, duh'! This made her gasps, "Eeek! It's Hearth's Warming Eve already! My friends are going to be upset!" The pony rush out of bed, dashing off with jammies and slippers on her hooves...hitting the wall before landing on the floor. "Owie! I ran into the door, silly me!" Pinkie, getting up, opens the door and rush out...falling the stairs into a closed Sugarcube Corner (Mr. and Mrs. Cake took the twins out to spend time with family). The pony groans, "Ouch, I fell down the stairs." Pinkie rush out of Sugarcube Corner in determination...but looks down and saw that her coat is missing, leaving her naked. She groans in sadness, "Hoo boy...and I ran out of the house naked somehow..." The pony then grins. "But it's snowing though!" "My Little Pony Presents: Friendship Gifts" "Blah blah blah - JusSonic" Some of the Mane Six friends are now spending time at the Apples' place, Twilight, Nyx and Spike are at the library spending time with the Sparkles (much to the dragon's annoyance), but they will try to come by later. Big Macintosh, wearing a sweater, smiles as he toss Winona up and down, saying, "Love you, Winona! No, I love you more!" The dog barks a bit happily at that comment. Rainbow grins while looking at her own present: an extendable mechanical arm toys. She plays with it while saying, "Awesome! This thing, the Theft Hoof, demands respect. Like to see somepone get in front of this. Hey, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo!" "Yeah?" Apple Bloom's voice calls out from the kitchen. "Whatcha want?" "Grab a hold of that egg nog, will ya?" "Sure thing, Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo's voice said eagerly. With a smile, Rainbow uses her Theft Hoof that extends into the kitchen. When it came back, it is holding the two Cutie Mark Crusaders whose are wearing reindeer costumes while holding an egg nog each. "Wow, neat!" Scootaloo exclaims with a smile. "Thanks, kids!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile ----------- In the field, Fluttershy was ringing a bell while standing near a red pail that is marked 'Charity for Animals'. The yellow Pegasi figures that she can get some money to help the less fortunate before going to her friend Applejack'ss for Hearth's Warming Eve. Pinkie, in winter clothes, rush up to Fluttershy, sliding to a stop while saying, "Hey, Fluttershy, listen! I got to get some presents and fast!" "Well, Time Turner's place is opened." Fluttershy said softly as she rang her bell. "Want to leave a donation for the animals?" "Sorry, you spoke too softly, I can't understand but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket!" Pinkie exclaims as she spits into the bucket, much to Fluttershy's chagrin, before rushing off. "Uh, thanks, I guess." Pinkie rushes to the only place during Hearth's Warming Eve that is still opened: Time Turner's place! He rush up to the counter at the open window of the lab, that has a sign that said, 'Closed? You kidding, we never close'. "Time Turner, quick! I need to buy ponies and their brothers Hearth's Warming Eve gifts, on the trouble!" Pinkie explains to Time Turner while panting like a dog. "So running a bit late, Pinkie?" Time Turner ask Pinkie in amusement. "Got an hour and 45 minutes left. Whatcha got that I can buy in a hurry?" "Well, I got a bunch of my aught-four horsecrap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five one." Time Turner points to a box that is labeled 'aught-four horsecrap' nearby the lab. Pinkie smiles as she peeks in it. There must be something in here that the Earth pony can give as Hearth's Warming Eve presents. "Fine, whatcha got here?" Pinkie ask curiously. She pulls out some electrical tape. "Electrical tape? Cute! Twilight loves that stuff! I wonder what she's doing now." -------------- At the Ponyville library, Twilight, Nyx and Spike are at the table with some food on the table and the rest of the family and some co-workers, having dinner with them. A banner nearby said 'Left Out Characters'. "Can you pass the gravied cupcakes?" Twilight ask Spike who groans while passing the stuff. "And try not to hog the tofu turkey this time!" ------------------ "Okay, okay, what else is in here?" Pinkie ask as she dig through the box quickly and frantically. The pony takes out a rusty knife. "Rusty fashion knife, eh? That definitely got Rarity on it!" -------------- At Carousel Baroquet, Rarity was having a meal with Sweetie Belle, smiling as she said, "Oh yes. Tofu turkey. Perhaps much of it." The phone rang as Sweetie picks up a phone...that isn't attached to anything, much be a magic thing. The filly answers, "Hello? Hey mom! A merry Hearth's Warming Eve to you as well! Is dad there? Right. Yes, Rarity is cooking a tofu turkey with the usual gravied yams and stuffed cupcakes. No, no we aren't alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in and not with magic." Suddenly without warning, the power throughout the Carousel Baroque went out, much to the two ponies' concern. Rarity said, "Oh horse feathers! I forgot to pay the bills for this year again! Ugh, where's Twilight when you need her?" ------------ Pinkie smiles as she took out a banana that has an arrow through it, laughing, "Time Turner, look! For the dragon who has everything! Isn't this neat?" "Yeah, but don't give me anything in that box!" Time Turner snaps to Pinkie while frowning. "Or you will get a pie in the face with a ribbon! Trust me, I don't like getting my own horsecrap!" "Right, no problem! Okay, ribbons, Time Turner loves those. Let's see...Derpy? Nah, no need to worry about her." ---------------- At a bathtub, we see chains and wooden boards around it keeping somepony trapped in. That pony of course is Derpy who is singing, "One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..." ------------------------- At the Apples' farms, Applejack is wearing lights in her mane, waiting impatiently for Pinkie to show up her present. And so far, the pony is missing. "Dang nab it! Pinkie Pie better git here soon wit' mah present or Ah am going 'ta go at her like ugly on ape!" Applejack snaps impatiently a bit. For a moment, it looks like she's going to go through on her threat. Just then, as luck would have it, Pinkie rush in, tripping in front of Applejack while holding a gift on her back. The pink Earth pony, in a daze, said, Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, Miss Jack!" Rainbow flew in to see what Applejack is getting from Pinkie Pie. To the cow pony's notice, inside are a pair of wire cutters. "Wire cutters? Really?" "Oh, you are just a foal, Pinkie Pie." Rainbow said to Pinkie with a sigh. "Hearth's Warming Eve isn't about giving presents to ponies. It's about giving good presents to ponies! This last minute discount horsecrap you gave to us isn't going to cut it. Sorry but..." "Heehaw! It's perfect, Pinkie Pie!" Applejack exclaims, much to the surprise of Pinkie and Rainbow. "It is?" Both ponies ask in surprise and amazement. Looks like Applejack likes what Pinkie just gave her! "Yyep! Definitely what Ah need 'ta free 'de animals from 'de traps at 'de wharfs." Applejack said as she trots off. The pony begins to sing, "Free the baby seals..." "Well, what do you know?" Rainbow ask impressed. Looks like Pinkie hs pulled through on getting the right present for Applejack! "So what do you say, Dashie? Does the captain of this team still got what it takes or what?" Pinkie ask Rainbow who takes the Theft Hoof while doing so. "Oh so? Well, the Theft Hoof got what it takes too...and it took Applejack's hat!" Rainbow remarks as she uses the Theft Hoof. It returns, snatching Applejack's cowboy hat. "Well, definitely no skin off my back." "Thanks! Well, have a nice last seven minutes of Hearth's Warming Eve, Pinkie Pie." Suddenly without warning, Pinkie gasps and panic, "NO! THERE'S 7 MINUTES OF HEARTH'S WARMING EVE LEFT? Horsecrap, I forgot to get presents to everypony! I gotta go!" Pinkie rush off, forgetting that she got presents for her friends already. Rainbow shakes her head while saying, "And it goes on for a while like this. Pinkie Pie is so random." "No! There's only 7 minutes left of Hearth's Warming Eve!" Pinkie screams as she dash behind her friends. "Well, Pinkie Pie will be like this until the new year rolls in." "No, horsecrap! There's only seven minutes left of..." Pinkie begins to call out frantically as we fade to black. "Wait, since when do we had any wharfs?" The End Cast list Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Matt Smith: Time Turner Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Peter New: Big Macintosh Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Author's note Pretty funny stuff, eh? Again, no offense to any Derpy fans for what happened to her or for lacjk of Spike in this story. Read and review, folks. Edited by JusSonic, Jul 21 2012, 11:53 AM.
|
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 21 2012, 09:03 PM Post #7 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note All right, this fic is a set of shorts which either take place in the previous 2 seasons or are non-canon at all. So try to take your guess and have fun! My Little Pony: Hearth's Warming Eve Pony Shorts Short 1 As this short begins, Rainbow looks around at the brick wall then begins writing on a piece of paper as if writing to someone...or something. "'Dear Tube Socks, me again. Hope you have a good year, full of athlete pony hooves and jams.'" Rainbow writes down. "'Anyway, time for me to cut to the case. Whenever I open you guys up on Hearth's Warming Eve morning, you are going to hear...well, things. Hurtful and unforgivable...just like...'" In images, we can see Rainbow groaning near the Tree. Twilight, Nyx and Spike watch on as Rainbow, seeing some tube socks, pretend to be upset as she groans, "Uhhh..." "'And...'" Rainbow's voice now say. We now see her near Cheerilee...with more tube socks. And of course, the Pegasi must pretend to hate them. "Oh give me a break!" "'And of course...'" Now we see Rainbow at Sugarcube Corner with a smiling Pinkie who gave her the same items. The pony groans in annoyance, "Pinkie, this tube presents really stink, I hate it!" Returning to the present, Pinkie said seriously, "'Tube Socks, whatever you do, don't believe a word of it. I love ya guys! Don't know what I do if I don't have my yearly pair. But even a cool pony like me must keep up appearances after all. If ponies find out that I have a soft spot for tube socks...trust me, it won't be for me to cool anymore.'" We now see tube socks appearing wiht stripes cycling between several colors and we now see some Daring Do books while Rainbow adds, "'I mean, I already admitted to enjoying reading which I kept claiming to be an 'egghead' habit and it took me a while to live that down. No way, am I going down that road again!'" As Rainbow held the letter, she smiles while saying in the letter, "'How about we become secret friends...you know, like that weird back Pegasi I used to know at Flight School? In addition, please ignore any and all negative comments as well as negative burning you may hear or have to go through on Hearth's Warming Eve. Steathily Yours, Rainbow Dash'." Rainbow smiles as she drew her own head with a horn, a heart with an apostrophe and an 's' near a drawing of tube socks. The pony can't wait to get her yearly pair, hopefully no pony will ever find out. Short 2 It's Hearth's Warming Eve as the tree is in a room that is hung up with care. On it are ornaments that consider of familiar ponies. There is a Gingerbread Pinkie Pie, a glass Derpy Hooves, a makeshift Rainbow Dash, a younger Cheerilee in a 1980s like look, a round ornament of Twilight, a Rarity ornament type and one ormanent that looks like Applejack. Surprisingly enough, the ornaments begin to move and interact. Pinkie said happily, "Wowie, I fell delicious! Anypony here know if it's illegal or crazy to want to eat yourself?' "Shucks, Ah hope not." Applejack said, much to the uneasy looks of her friends. "AJ, gross! Shut up or I will stuff you full of coal!" Rainbow exclaims to Applejack in annoyance and disgust. "Shucks, Ah was joking...though 'dat wouldn't be too bad. Shucks, wit' some onion salt, hot sauce...wouldn't be 'de first time." "You disgust me, Applejack." Rarity said with a sigh then glances at the Cheerilee ornament. "Uh, not to be rude, Cheerilee, but shouldn't you think of updating that photograph?" "I don't see why. The '80s was the time when I can get the colts." Cheerilee said with a smile while motioning to her own mane. "In the past, colts would go out with any pony with a hair style mane like mine." "I love your rhinestone cow pony costume, Dashie!" Pinkie exclaims to Rainbow, apparently forgetting that it's Hearth's Warming Eve, not Nightmare Night. "Uh, Pinkie Pie? You got the wrong season." Rainbow explains to Pinkie oddly. "This is Hearth's Warming Eve, not Nightmare Night." "Oooh, right. Trick or treat!" "Anyone seen Derpy? I can't see her anyway." "Uh, I'm right up here, Rainbow Dash! Hi!" Derpy exclaims happily, startling Rainbow and surprising her. Because this ornament is made out of glass, it's hard for anypony or ornament to see her. "Whoa Celestia, I didn't see you for a moment!" Rainbow exclaims in amazement. "You like an invisible Discord up there or something!" "Well, not really. I am actually the most expensive ornament on this tree. 45 bits, I think!" "Is that so? Well, my 4.5 bits of plastic sequeins and stryofoam will bedazzle you so much, you would crash out of this tree in no time!" To prove her point, Rainbow begins to sparkle and shine, warbling like mad. Most of the ornaments watch in amazement as they exclaim, "Ooh!" Derpy on the hand yelps in surprise as she is blinded by the shining that Rainbow is doing. She came loose off the branch that the ornament is on and hit the floor, shattering upon impact. The remains that survived are near a present shaped with a 'BM' on it that has ribbons for eyebrows. It imitiates Big Macintosh's voice while saying, "Happy Hearth's Warming Eve! Eeyup!" Short 3 Generations ago, before Hearth's Warming Eve, the ponies of Ponyland was celebrating their own holiday, something called Christmas. Pinkie's ancestor Surprise smiles as she hold a pinecone in front of a pile of them. "Yes, my fellow ponies will love this!" Surprise giggles as she throws the pinecone onto the pile. "This is going to be the biggest Christmas pinecone pile in Ponyland!" "Rumble, rumble a bit." A familiar voice spoke up. To Surprise's annoyance, a familiar wizard named Beezen appears, chuckling meanly. "Hello pony!" "Aww, cupcakes. Beezen! And besides that, phooey. Not you again, I thought your wand chased you off!" "Eh, I got away. What's with this pile of pinecones for? Rumble?" Surprise sighs but holds up a pinecone to explain to Beezen, "It's Christmas, Beezen, the most wonderful and sanitary time of year. Us ponies piles up the pinecones we collected throughout the year." "Ha, you ponies are ridiculous!" Beezen laughs in amusement. "We don't have Christmas where I came from!" "Well, what do you know?" Surprise groans angrily as she flew into the air. This is one guy who likes to dampen the mood. "What do they have where you came from anyway?" "Nothing much." Beezen said as Surprise lands onto the ground. "Just a lot of long lines, expensive, rumble doo. But never mind that! Time I get my revenge on my previous defeat, ponies, starting with..." Suddenly Posey, Surprise's Pegasi's friend, came with a bundkle of TNT, a ticker is heard for some reason. She said gently, "Hey, Beezen. Happy Christmas." The wizard look surprised as the pony gave the dynamite to him. "Amazing, magic joy! Perhaps I was wrong! This pony has shown me what the true meaning of Christmas, rumble-ween, is all about!" Suddenly the ticking grew louder, much to Beezen's concern. Why is it ticking liek that? Once the ticking stops, the dynamite's top flew open...showing a large cannon that sprung out of it. It shoots out a cement mixer and drop a cage around Beezen. Beezen yelps as he got zapped, knocking him out. Regardless, it dances, much to the amusement of Surprise and Posey who laughs at this with joy. This villain is captured, but at least he has the Christmas spirit! A black circle iris out to everyone, we see the words 'The End' as a happy Surprise said to us, "This is a Christmas tradition! I hope future ponies would do this with a different name someday!" Short 4 Derpy pauses then begins to write on paper at the brick wall, saying, "Dear Argyle Socks..." And that's it. Short 5 Pinkie smiles as she took off her helmet while a towel is around herself, putting the former into a locker at the locker room for the RDTAU Cupcakes team. Cheerilee is there, helping her friend put stuff away as they get ready to lock up for the night. "This season has been great, Cheerilee!" Pinkie exclaims with a smile. "Thanks for helping me out with putting the stuff away for the season even though the university is fake and we don't have much of a season anyway." "No problem. Anyway, you were all undefeated big time." Cheerilee said with a smile. "Well, may as well since no other team opposes us! Well, have a nice holiday! Doing anything special, like hang with a special somepony or something?" "Oh, I will be having a good time, Pinkie. I am having kinds of real ponies at my house for a couple of real pony parties. Don't you mind about me. I am no loser or anything like that." "Oh, great, Cheerilee! Anyway, I..." Pinkie stops as she notices that Cheerilee is gone, missing. "Cheerilee? Where are you? Cheerilee?" Suddenly, as if to answer Pinkie's question, the hard way, one locker pens...and it shows a depressed Cheerilee, her mane is messed up and she is drinking Apple Cider botles hard. "Oh, Cheerilee." Pinkie said in pity and concern. "You don't got anything to do for Hearth's Warming Eve, do you?" "Oh, I know! I hit the bottom hard. I got no special somepony, I am always alone on Hearth's Warming Eve even when I got out with friends! It's terrific!" Cheerilee groans a bit. Pinkie, wanting to cheer up her friend, begins to sing and dance. Pinkie: (dancing) A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Cheerilee. It doesn't have to be Lonely and depressing all the time. "Seriously, for real?" Cheerilee ask Pinkie. The pink pony show drawings on a chalkboard while singing some more. If you learn to say words right, You'll find out people might Not be bored so much when they talk to you! "That would be nice." Cheerilee said with a sigh, since ponies often get bored when they listen to her at times. Now listen to me. It's almost Hearth's Warming Eve, And there's not a single present from sonepony beneath your tree. Pinkie smiles as she points to a tree that was decorated with an ornament, a blue star, some drawings and a sign that said 'Space for Rent for a Special Somepony'. When someone asks you, "What's up, Tank?" Don't tell him about your flank, Or any embarrassing physical problems you might have. "I often get those." Cheerilee said sheepishly during the song. And when you're talking to a handsome stallion... On second thought, don't talk to any handsome stallions. At least not right now, and you'll find yourself invited, (offscreen) and probably way less indicted, We see a poster of Cheerilee being decorated with crayon and such as Pinkie finish her song up. And you won't have to spend Hearth's Warming Eve alone! Once the song is over, Cheerilee climbs out of the locker with the bottles. She stood up and said, "Thanks for the advice, Pinkie! Of course I would love to come to your place for Hearth's Warming Eve!" "What? No, no, no, no, no! No way, not a chance, no. No Cheerilee, no, no. No, you can't." Pinkie said with a frown. The pony pauses. "Wait, actually, this song doesn't make sense since you are in the Coach Z thing for this fanmake...and you aren't creepy or disgusting. Huh, weird. But yeah, you can spend time with me for Hearth's Warming Eve!" "I don't know what you mean, but okay." The End Cast list Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie Tabita St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves Nicole Oliver: Cheerilee Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Peter New: Big Macintosh B.J. Ward: Surprise Nancy Cartwright: Posey Author's note Another fanmake done. It's a bit hard in the last part but I made it work. Read, review and suggest, folks! |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 22 2012, 09:12 PM Post #8 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note Time now for more Hearth's Warming Eve shorts, this time it's a Christmas in July kinda way. My Little Pony: Hearth's Warming Eve in the Sun Short 1: Teen Colt Squad We see some paper that shows the intro, 'Teen Colt Squad by: Rainbow Dash'. The pony narrates it in some screechy voice, "And now...Teen Colt Squad!" We meet the characters that are bad drawings of stallions, "Football Jock (want a fillyr)! Hum Dum (wants a saving bond); What's His Flank (wants a new stepmom); The Ugly Mule (wants to be the Football Jock?)!" We now see the stallions in a panel abotu to do something. The Football Jock said, "All right, pallies, listen to me! We're going to draw names for secret Hearth's Warming Eve gift exchange!" "YAY, FUNTIME!" The stallions exclaims eagerly as they love this time of year. "Okay, okay, chill you, horses! Now I put our names into this Manticore's mouth." The Football Jock said as he motions to a huge Manticore standing nearby, waiting. "All right, What's His Flank, you go first." "Errr, I'm not sure." What's His Flank said nervously. He doesn't like the idea of jumping into a Manticore's mouth at all. "Okay, fine. If you wanna be that way, then you can forget getting presents!" "I WANT PRESENTS, GIVE ME PRESENTS!" The Ugly Mule exclaims madly. "CANNONBALL!" The Ugly Mule jumps into the air and right into the Manticore's mouth. Rainbow's voice exclaims, "Chomp!" We see 3 certain judges holding up 3 signs to give her the score, which is 2 each. "TWO'D!" "All right, Hum Dum, I believe you're next." The Football Jock said to Hum Dum stupidly. Hum Dum pauses to think about how to do this, "Hmmm, let me think...a Manticore's mouth plus Hearth's Warming Eve present divided by the peer presures times height equals..." The pony shrugs it off as he jumps in, doing a trick. "TRIPLE SALCHOW!" Just like the Ugly Mule, Hum Dum jumps into the Manticore's mouth, Rainbow is heard exclaiming, "SHOMP!" "Hey, guys, come on in! The saliva in this Manticore is great!" "All right, let one in is one rotten friend pony!" The Football Jock exclaims arrogantly. "Now the DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF!" The pony jumps right into the mouth...as the Manticore chomps down on him, causing his hoof to stick out. Rainbow's voice exclaims, "SHOOP!" We see the usual judges holding up the same pictures, this time of noses. "3 noses? Eh, whatever." What's His Flank roll his eyes at what happened, the Manticore is expecting him to join in. The pony exclaims, "Forget it! I am a stinkbomb!" A filly in a hula skirt and a leaf necklace appears, she plays an ukelele as a bunch of foals appears behind What's His Flank, about to fall on jhim. The filly herself sang on, "Wave o' foals." The inside of the Manticore is bones, saliva and what else you expect from the inside of a monster, The ones eaten stood on the inside while the Football Jock is hanging upside down from the Manticore's mouth. "Well, guys, this Manticore's inside are looking..." The Football Jock begins to say in amazement and stupidty. "SO GOOD!" The three ponies cheers on. Shame that What's His Flank has to go and miss this! "Hey, I got you this present." Hum Dum said as he pass a present to the Football Jock who takes it despite the position that the stallion's now in. The Football opens the present, grinning at a card inside as he exclaims, "Sweet! A gift card for sports! How did you know?" "Hey, got you this half digested gazelle carcass!" The Ugly Mule exclaims while holding some sort of dead fish, much to his pals' disgust. Despite that disgusting displace, the trio of ponies pauses then grin while exclaiming, "GAZELLE CARCASS!" "It's over!" Rainbow's voice is heard, exclaiming that the comic is now over. Well sort of. We see What's His Flank, with a few foals on him, looking at the Manticore. The Football Jock's voice is heard inside as he remarks, "Marco." "Polo." What's His Name said with a shrug. "FISH OUT OF WATER!" "Dag." Short 2: That Day of Year As this short begins, we see a foal' 'book that we're going to read. A narrator spoke up, "'That Day of Year: By Leorard...'" "Rainbow Dash!" Rainbow's voice exclaim eagerly. In other words, the pony is about to mess up another foals' book with her imagination as well as taking credit for it. "'...Ponyinterviews.'" The book opens up to a page that is the same as the cover. "'Hearth's Warming Eve is almost here. Get ready.'" As we see a few drawings, we can see Rainbow editing them while speaking up easier, "The Giant Hydra is almost here. Get ready to be gun-whipped, snowpony! Or...'Eureka' is the name of the ugly worm. Get dead, colt." As the next page turns, we see a present as well as a mouse wearing a Santa like hat pointing to it. The narrator said, "'Does this package have a...'" "Gremlin in it?" "'...doll or maybe...'" "A gremlin?" Rainbow's voice remarks simultaneously while we can hear her snicker a bit. "...'Train?'' The narrator finishes. The next page turns as we see a colt pulling a sled with his mouth on a snow colored landscape. "'Snow falls from the 'bove. It's cold when it snows.'" "Now, a lot of eyeballs fall from the 'bove. The colot gets financial advice from Discord. Or...show us the future, magic ball! This baby burns you when it glows." As the page is turned once more, a pony family is singing, a filly peeks behind one of the adults while one held a candy cane. The narrator said, "'The Moltins sing festive songs for the neighbors'." Rainbow's voice comments, "The martinis have definitely gone to their heads. The neighbors will need to call the Royal Guard for this." The page is turned as we see a wooly hat on a table near a plate of biscuits. The arms points as the narrator said, "'Wear a hat. Don't forget to wear a hat!'" "Horse feathers, I swear that thing is evil! Liberpony is fixing to lose a hoof." The next page is turned as we see a filly opening an oven as a mouse in a Santa hat watch on. The narrator said, "'Greti is making cookies. When will they be done?''' Rainbow's voice then comments, "Greti is feeding that mouse pest spray. When in Tartarus will he be done for?" On the nxt page, ponies are leaving the store with presents, the narrator announces, "'The store is crowd with...'" "Zombie ponies bursting out of ponies. Oh the Equestrianity!" "'...ponies buying things for other ponies. Oh boy!' Oh boy is right." We now see the last page, showing fillies looking at a stack of presents from another room. "'Hearth's Warming Eve is here. Hearth's Warming Eve is here. Today.'" And of course, Rainbow's voice edits, "'Discord power is here. Growing arms out of your heads is here. Today! Or...I am here to swipe your presents. Sorry, you foals, today isn't your lucky day!" The book is closed as the words 'The End' is shown to the end of a weird revised tale. Short 3: Hearth's Warming Eve Amazing Harmony Elements Plant Chocolate and the Don't Ask Motel" As the short begins, the pink background disappears. We see black liquid-like subtance flooding the bottom...which is the night sky. In a strange weird place, a fox named Swipe-O is glaring at a rabbit named Bugsie who chuckles while peeking out of his hole. As Swipe-O mumbles, Bugsie came out of the hole, saying, "Up and down, up and down, in and out some more." The fox jumps and grabs the rabbit trying to pull him out of the hole, grunting like mad. Finally, he succeeded...but not in the way that Swipe-O wanted. The fox ends up pulling out some sort of pot that flip flop before falling right on him. Now we see a pony dummy named Ashleigh arriving, opening the lid while exclaiming in the voice of Applejack, "Boy, howdy! 'Dis is good burled holiday cabbage fuel!" Before the dummy can eat, an Italian dog named Luario appears out of the pot in tree ornament, much to her annoyance. "Dang nab it, Luario! Get yer flanky flank out of' mah burled holiday cabbage!" Luario jumps into the air...and everything froze. Suddenly the dog's mouth opens up and rose into the air, we can see a flash as words appear as the dog is hearding saying, "It's-a Me, Luario!" Bugsie is seen in another hole, popping out while saying with words saying, "Eh, it's a miracle!" A Disc Burner Headed Rainbow appears, playing the song Jingle Bells as every one in the cartoon dances. We see a weird pony figure named Huge Al dancing durign this thing. "The End" The whole cartoon is seen in Sugarcube Corner by Rainbow and Pinkie who is watching. The Pegasus pony looks dumbstruck as she ask her friend, "Pinkie Pie, didn't I made this cartoon?" "Sure did, Dashie!" Pinkie exclaims to her friends happily. "In that case, why the hay can I don't understand what it's on about?" "Come on, what's not to understand? Luario's mouth exploded while that Big Al pony did a tiny cute dance! It's fun to understand!" "Oh right, that's the true meaning of Hearth's Warming Eve." Rainbow remarks to her friend sarcastically. "Yes, yeah, that's right." Pinkie said, not getting her friend's sarcasm. "Ugh, whatever. I'm going to 're-nog' now." Raiinbow leaves, holding a half empty glass of eggnog. Once the pony is gone, the light is turned off for some reason. Pinkie pauses while waiting for hr friend to come back. After a while, Pinkie whispers, "Dashie, when you come back, can you turn the lights on? Or are we closed for the night?" Short 4: Pinkie Pie and the Good Present We see Pinkie walking through the snow in a field until she stops upon seeing a present that has the words 'To Pinkie Pie' in it. "Wow! A present!" Pinkie exclaims eagerly, she loves presents. The pony quickly pounces onto hers and tear off the paper. Of course, once Pinkie opens the thing, she looks disappointed upon seeing what she got. "Oh...a little Blueblood pony. Boooo!" Sure enough, we see that the doll looks like Prince Blueblood that dances in front of Pinkie, the pony doesn't fine anything of the jerk impressive at all. She groans sarcascatically, "Wow, what fun. I'm having a lot of it now." Pinkie tries her best to have fun with her new toy, performing karate stuff and noises in front of it. Then she lies down near the Blueblood thing, looking bored while frowning. Nothing is working. "Oooh, get fun you toy version of an unicorn meanie!" Pinkie groans a bit at the doll. A while later, we see it moving slowly. "Want to race? Ready, set...GO!" Pinkie rush past it...winning the race. Kinda pathetic, if you ask me. Anyway, we see her lying in front of the doll, saying her problems to the moving inanimate thing. "So anyway, Twilight says I am projecting my problems. I mean, what is she talking about?" Pinkie ask teh doll in annoyance. We see it moving again. "Wow...look at this guy move. You are really moving now, Blueblood Pony." Pinkie lies down, looking bored...when suddenly the Blueblood made a noise and came to a stop. This suddenly worries the pink pony. Even when the toy is of a creep, Pinkie gets worried sometimes. "Err, Blueblood pony? Hello?" Pinkie ask, etting a bit scared of this. Short 5: Heart Sweaters On a cartoon made by Spike's cartoon, we see a badly drawn Rarity about to perform on her guitar. On the lower left hand corner of the screen, we can see these words... Rarity Seasonal Sweaters Dir: Spike the Dragon "1, 2, 3, 4!" Rarity exclaims as she begins to sing. As different sweaters appear, snow begins to fall. Rarity: Holiday sweaters With presents and bows Snowmen and trees And sometimes a bell (a bell!) More sweates appear, one of them say 'holiday sweat', the other has Raritys in it. Holiday sweaters Holiday sweat As the Raritys kept on singing, we see the word 'Yeah' appearing. Na na na na na, Na na na, yeah! We see Rarity in the field as Spike is knitting a sweater, the white unicorn somehow morphs into her guitar. Acrylics and yarn Rayons and knit Holiday sweaters Provide the best fit! (Best fit!) As the song is coming to end end, we see more scenes, the final one shows a sweater that is marked 'FRUIT CAKE IS TERRIBLE' with a symbol of a fruitcase crossed out in place of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Short 6: Pinkie Pie vs. Little Filly In a snowy area, Pinkie smiles while talking to a little filly named Peachy Pie, asking, "So little filly who isn't related to me, whatcha want for Hearth's Warming Eve?" "I wanna..." Peachy Pie giggles while throwing hooves into the air. "...a special!" "Wait, a space show?" Peachy giggles while waving her hoofs around in the air. We now see Pinkie without the hat looking as she exclaims happily, "Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet." Pinkie waves back and forth as she repeat playfully, "Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet." A while later, the pink Earth pony notices her Santa hat bent. "Awww, say, can you fix my hat?" "Sure!" Peachy pulls on Pinkie's hat but due to the fact that it's still on the latter's hat, the filly pulls on her friends, causing her to wince in pain a bit. "Ouch, owie, ow, ow, owie, my eyes!" Pinkie exclaims while Peachy giggles a bit. Once the pink pony's hat is fixed, she ask, "So Peachy Pie, what do you like for Hearth's Warming Eve?" "DVD." Peachy said with a smile. "DVD, huh?" "Yeah, so you like all these DVDs?" Peachy ask Pinkie while making an 'all encompassing desture to the pink pony. "Sure do! I love every DVD ever made out there!" Pinkie exclaims happily to Peachy. "What kind do you like?" "Well...I like the space show DVDs the bestest." "Gonna get lots and lots of presents!" Peachy exclaims with a happy smile. Pinkie of course misunderstood Peachy, saying, "Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have?" Peachy half spoke and half sing the next line, "Some jelly, and peanut butter." Pinkie smiles as she sang as well, "Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter." Of course, her hat slip right off ehr head. "Here goes my hat." "Hee hee, that sounds like funny." Peachy laughs a bit. "Yeah, sounds like funny...but it's not." Pinkie said a slight chuckle. The End Cast list Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Ashleigh Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity Peter New: Narrator Marc Weiner: Swipe-O Billy West: Bugsie Charles Martinet: Luario Another fine set of shorts, eh folks? Read, review and suggest. Swipe-O is based on Swiper the Fox on Dora the Explorer, a similiar one will appear in a future MLP: FIM story. Bugsie is based on Bugs Bunny. Luario's name is a combination of Mario and Luigi, the dog speaks like both too. |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Jul 23 2012, 09:17 PM Post #9 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note JusSonic here. This may be the last Hearth's Warming Eve fanmake story for a while, unless the Homestar Runner people starts making new stuff soon or unless I decided to do the remaining ones (which is a Strong Bad E-Mail one while the rest is not much to look at). This takes place before the plays in regular and fanfic Season 2. ------------------------ It is snowy in Ponyville as it is getting close to that fine time of year in Equestria, Hearth's Warming Eve. Spike and Rarity are heading through the field with a dish of some sort on the white unicorn's back. "Rarity, not to complain otr anything but can you tell me why we're going through the blizzard again?" Spike complains to his secret love. "I don't think I can slog much futher here." "Now Spikey-Wikey. As I told you at Hearth's Warming Eve time, it's out duty as ponies or dragons who are associated with the Elements of Harmony to find those much and very much, really odd and a lot much less fortunate to help and help them." Rarity explains to Spike with a smile. "And bringing this pony bean sprouts is helping, right?" "Spike, hush up and keep walking. We should be there soon." The two came up to a bush outside the Apples' farms. Spike, recognizing it, frowns as he exclaims, "Oh geez, this mare as in Applejack's Granny Smith? When you said 'less fortunate', I thought you meant Time Turner for a moment." In the snow, Time Turner peeks out, wearing a box of cereal on his head as he exclaims, "Yeah, same here!" Rarity of course ignores both Spike and Caramel, after all Granny Smith is no expection to the whole thing. The white unicorn use her magic to make some sort of doorbell to be ringing. As traffic noises are heard, Granny Smith somehow rose out of the bush, facing away from the two as she answers, "Hello there, Shuuy?" "Hey there, Granny Smith." Rarity greets Granniy Smith who didn't see her and Spike. "Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!" "What? This is a frank call?" "Uh, Miss Smith? We're over here." Rarity points out, causing Granny Smith to turn around to the two. "Ahem, we brought you some food our the holidays." "Right, we came here to give our a little Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, going right off the high pony." Spike said, trying to avoid sounding bored a bit. Obviously this dragon wants to be elsewhere right now. "Hey, thanks, Hot Pooey." Granny Smithy said weirdly. "Care to come inside or something?" "Uh, Rarity? Did Granny Smith just called me 'Hot Pooey' and invited me inside that bush as well?" "Probably." Rarity said embarrassed while smiling nervously to the little dragon. "Ugh, that's it. I'm heading back to your place. Later on, we'll conspire." Spike snaps, wanting to leave now. With that, the baby dragon took his leave. Rarity shook her head, her Spikey-Wikey has no Hearth's Warming Eve spirit here. Just then, the white unicorn notices the old mare shivering. "Oh, poor old mare, what's wrong?" "Nothing much...just dying." Granny Smith mutters a bit. "Gasp!" Rarity exclaims in shock and alarm. This doesn't sound good, not at all! We see a red title card with a holy bordor sliding on the screen as these words appear that a voice is singing, "A Hearth's Warming Eve Unicornpel. The name of this fanmake." "My Little Pony: A Hearth's Warming Eve Unicornpel" Rarity knew that she must help Grany Smith somehow. At her Carousel Baroque, Spike smiles as he is wearing a sweater and a red bow...made out of mistletoe. The dragon is lying on the white unicorn's couch, wanting a kiss from her. "Oh Rarity, honey! Are you here? I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe...which probably got itching colony bugs inside!" Spike calls out to Rarity slyly. For a moment, he thought that he himself could sense her...but as a lot of bugs jump around him, the baby dragon yelps upon seeing a familiar old mare. "Gah! You?" Spike sat up as Granny Smith speaks in a sing-song voice, "Hot pooey." The baby dragon looks confused, what is she doing here? Rarity came into the room. "Rarity, what gives here? Why did you bring Granny Smith here...and just when I planned on giving you your Hearth's Warming Eve make-out present." Spike gave a wink to Rarity while clicking his mouth. The white unicorn of course sighs while explaining, "Spike, this is serious here! Granny Smith is dying!" Granny Smith nods a bit. Spike goes near to the two as he said anxiously, "Oh cool. So we will make out later, right? So what's the time you will give her? 5 minutes? No minutes? How about no minutes, huh?" "Spikey-Wikey, I seriously don't have time in tricking you into making out with a mop this year! Hmm, perhaps if we were to get enough holiday cheer into the old mare, maybe Granny Smith can squeeze out a Hearth's Warming Eve miracle!" "Oh right, I love putting in holiday cheer. I will go get my..." Spike said as he takes out a black rod wrapped in gold and white tinsel from who knows where. "...my tinsel wrapped cram rod!" Spike glances around, while shrugging as he said, "Right, back now." ----------------- We see the next words in a red card that said, 'Holiday Cheer Cramlist! Caroling'. In the snow, Granny Smith stands near Spike and Rarity who are singing near a tub that has wooden boards in it...that has Derpy inside the thing as well. Both: Time Turner's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween. I need you to sign here." A stallion said, holding out some papers to the three as Spike and Rarity sang a licensed song and must pay the fees. Of course, the baby dragon just push the papers away with the cram rod, not interested. "Thanks, Rarity, Spike, that warms my heart." Derpy said inside the tub. The Pegasi peeks through the wood while speaking, "As well as stave off the onset of hyptohermia. Then again, I deal with a month-long coma before so it's no big deal." Granny Smith groans while swaying a bit, "My coma's toast..." "Time to go!" Rarity exclaims in worry as she pulls Granny Smith along, Spike follows quickly. The old mare may be getting worst! ----------------- We now see the red card as 'Caroling' is crossing. The word replacing it is said 'Greeting Card!' The trio are at a shootout, Spike is in the sweater once more with Rarity having lights in her man and Granny Smith wearing an olive green cardgian gathered together. They are getting their picture taken by Pinkie Pie who is wearing the camera while motioning. "Okay, Spike, I want you move slightly to the right." Pinkie said, making a gesture with her hoof. Spike nods as he moves slightly to the right. "Now Rarity, move up slightly." Rarity nods as she moves up up slightly. Pinkie now gestures to Granny Smithy, saying, "Granny Smith, move to the right." The old mare moves slightly to the right. "No, no, no! A bit more!" Pinkie motions her on some more, Granny Smith moves on. Soon she is almost halfway out of the gram before the pink pony motions her to stop while saying, "Stop! Good!" Pinkie Pie picks up a Bushwoolie toy, squeezing it. "Now say 'Cupcakes'!" "Cupcakes!" The trio exclaims at once. Soon a flash happens. We see the cut marked 'Seasoned Greetings' which show Spike and Rarity...Granny Smith is halfway out of the grame. ------------ Back at the Carousel Baroque, Rarity is wearing her glass, looking at the list while speaking to Spike, "Okay, Spike, we should make the corresponding newsletter so we can brag about our family...as in honorable of course.. Using her magic, the white unicorn begins writng rapidly. "Oh, this year was so great! Even our family is so great! My little Spikey-Wikey is starting fourth grade! My, how time flies. It's so great!" Fixing her pen, Rarity continues, "Yes, Granny Smith won first place in old sports, selected most likely to be terminally ill. I am in the fashion clbu as well as the PTA carriage pool. Let's not forget the back-splash. Yes, it's so great. Warm wishes, The Rarity-Spike-Smiths." Spike, sitting on the arm with the cram stick while Granny Smith sat on the couch, "Our family is, literally and figuratively, so great. Even Rarity made me a part of it." The old mare of course groans. "Time to move on." ---------------------------- We see the card shown again with 'Greeting Card' getting crossed. Now another word took its place: 'Greeting Card'. Outside a stand, a silhouette of a pony was waving his hooves around as a line of Ponyville citizens in the shadows are waiting. Spike's group is waiting in the back. "I got a deal of everything, I've got all kinds of deals!" The sales pony exclaims eagerly. Spike pauses a bit then turns to Twilight and Nyx who are nearby, asking, "So Twilight, what is this line for?" "Mommy said it's for the holidays." Nyx explains to Spike playfully. "More like looking for stuff on short term notice." Twilight explains to Spike with a smile. "Awesome! How long is it?" Spike ask his family wiht a smile. "I think 3 miles or 18 days, give or take." Just then Granny Smith turns around while groaning, making Twilight frowns a bit. Nyx spoke up, "Hey Spike. What's wrong with Granny Smith?" "All right, enough, let's move! Preoww!" Rarity exclaims as she pulls Granny Smith out of the line, dashing off with her, much to the concern of the ponies. --------------------- Now the previous word on the card is crossed out, some last words takes it place 'Tree Lighting'. Now it's time for Rarity's group to try to time the lights. Time Turner came up to them as Spike waves the cram rod around, saying, "Nothing shows off Hearth's Warming Eve cheer like the annual lighting of the lights attached to a pole that looks like a tree." Sure enough, there's a telephone phone that has yellow lights strung from the pole iwth an extension cord seen plugged in it. Granny Smith sway around, apparently nothing is forcing thus far for her. Spike takes the cord while remarking, "If something this awesome won't cure Granny Smith, then we don't know what will!" "Yeah, don't I know it!" Time Turner exclaims with a heck. "Heck, last year these lihts cure me of chronic athlete's tongue. The year before, rub rash, and then hot pooey..." "Ugh, no offense but you disgust me, Time Turner." Time Turner frowns as Spike pretends to throw up. Why must his friends always do this to him? Anyway, the plugs are plugged in causing the lights to be turned on. The ponies and dragon smile (well, almost for Granny Smith) as they watch this amazing sight. "Oh!" Most of the ponies exclaims in awe. Of course, turning this time, Granny Smith became a bit more ill as she prepares to pass out at any given moment. "Amazing, darling. Why, if it was pitch black, I squinted and I was a few miles away, this would almost look like a tree!" Rarity exclaims in amazement. "Granny Smith, is this wonderful or not? Something that is a real miracle-inducing spectacle, correct?" "Oh my Toyota Cressida..." Granny Smith groans. To the others' concern, the pony collapses and fell to the snow. "Oh dear!" "Hoo boy." Spike said with a gulp of concern. How will he and his friends help Granny Smith now? By this time, Rainbow, Applejack and the CMC arrives on the scene, the blue Pegasus pony ask, "Hey, what the hay is going on here?" "Is 'dat Granny Smith 'in 'de snow?" Applejack ask Rarity upon seeing her grandmother unconscious in the snow. "We need help, fast! I think Granny Smith is dying!" Rainbow exclaims to her friends in concern. "What gave you that idea?" Rainbow ask Rarity skeptically. "Well, she told us when we brought him a hot covered dish to brighten her life up." "Aw, horny toads. Not 'dis again." Apple Bloom groans a bit. "Why must Granny Smith make a spectacle o' herself every Hearth's Warming Eve?" "So let me get this straight: she told you...you decided to take at face value something a pony who lives on a farm and talks to jars said." Rainbow said to Rarity dryly. "Perhaps." Rarity said sheepishly. "No offense, but Granny Smith is always 'de drama queen when it comes 'ta dying on Hearth's Warming Eve." Applejack said with a sigh. We see a brief flashback of Granny Smith at the house near the couch, Rainbow and Scootaloo are preparing to jump onto a familiar dish on it for some reason. Sweetie's voice comments, "This pony is the same one, not 15 minutes ago, who told Rainbow she 'might past away if she Dinty Moore', whatever that means." In the present, Granny Smith regain conscious, holding up a opened can that said 'Dented', while mumbling, "You rally might, Pez dispenser." The old mare collapses once more. "Oh brother." Scootaloo said with a sigh. "Come on, even ponies knows that the way to way to save Granny Smith is to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrilator." Rainbow said with a nod. "We will show you. Applejack?" "Right!" Applejack exclaims as she holds out a sports magazine while the CMC are standing near to a defibrilator as well as a gravy boat. The Earth pony then rip the magazines apart as the fillies pour the gravy onto the said defibrilator. Suddenly as if a miracle has been performed, Granny Smith begins to glow, all rising and healed up. The old mare exclains, "Oh, Celestia! It really is..." Most of the cast is gathered around the tree (Derpy is still locked in the tub). All of them exclaims eagerly, "A Hearth's Warming Eve! Unicornpel!" Spike pauses then frowns in disappointment as he remarks, "Man, no pony is dying..." Of course, unknown to the ponies, we see a familiar filly, Diamond Tiara, looking pals as she lie in the snow, coughing, "Hey, some help here! Cough cough. I'm dying! Hello?" Silver Spoon pass by, saying dryly, "Diamond, suck it up. You're only pretending to die to get attention." ----------- We see a TV progrram showing a strange commercial. "All right, from the makers of Hot Jones, here are Hot Pooey, our newest holiday sensation!" An announcer exclaims as we see a different mug that is censored. "Hot Pooey!" A speech bubble with a beard on the mug appears, as the announcer adds, "Holy Celestia, what have we done?" -------- Inside the Carousel Baroque, Spike is smiling in the clsoet as he is finally with his one true love almost to Hearths' Warming Eve. "Oh yeah...I gotta say. Oh twice, Rarity, so romantic that you lured me into this closet!" Spike is heard saying happily. Of course, we see a familiar unicorn passing by it while smiling. Turns out Rarity has tricked Spike into making out with a mop this year after all. "Oh, the way your wet string facy smells like seven kitchen flor...cough cough...Cockroach!" The End Cast list Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Granny Smith, Derpy Hooves Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Daveigh Chase: Nyx Matt Smith: Time Turner Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Chantal Stand: Diamond Tiara Shannon Chan-Kent: Silver Spoon Peter New: Announcer, Licensed Pony, Sales Pony Author's note And thus, another Hearth's Warming Eve fic is done. Now for the subject if I will do the other Homestar Runner Decemberween stuff...that is yet to be determined. The only ones remaining is an Email menu, a Snow Globe like thing, the e-mail 'what I want' (which I will cover in a Rainbow Dash's E-Mail chapter), Hooked on Decemberween which is nothing but songs (old and new), with two shorts having nothing to do with Decemberween and the last one involved Halloween costumes to make up for no Halloween one time. In closure, I think I am done with making Christmas in July fics for this year. I hope you all enjoy this story. Until next time, have a Merry Christmas in July. Read and review! |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Dec 8 2012, 07:17 PM Post #10 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note I figure since it's getting close to Christmas, I would do another Hearth's Warming Eve fic based on a Homestar Runner short...and this one is shorter of them all as it's also a Nightmare Night one. Don't ask. So here we go. My Little Pony: Which Mare Costumes It is one of the days towards...Hearth's Warming's Eve? In this case, the ponies are doing what they're normally doing: wearing costumes and standing around in the snow? Something isn't right. Rainbow, dressed like the Fragile Lamp from A Hearth's Warming Eve Story, frowns as she ask, "Does this feel weird to you ponies or something?" Pinkie, dressed like the Marelien-Super Thing from Hearth's Warming Eve on Marers, ask puzzled, "What are you on about, Dashie? Why, we stand around in snow in Hearth's Warming Eve outfits every year. It's kinda our kind of thing, it's what we do!" "Are you sure? I think we probably got our holidays crossed or something." Big Macintosh, dressed in a pink bunny costume from A Hearth's Warming Eve Story, groans, "Please don't say that again! Nnope!" Rainbow grins to Applejack, dressed in a Santa Hooves hat and a shirt that said 'Now I have a machine gun! Ho ho ho!', while saying, "Hey Applejack! Nice Die Hard costume, mare!" "Dang nab it, don't yew call me costume mare! Anyway, 'dis is only a promotion fer mah stand." Applejack explains as she somehow held up a machine. "Now Ah have a machine gun. "Cool! I'll take it!" "Whose said it was fer sale? 'Dis is 'ta keep thieves out of mah bargain bin." "Hee hee hee." The Cheat, dressed like Max the Dog from How The Grinchy Pony Stole Hearth's Warming Eve, held up a box for 'Rainbow Dash's Awesome Stories for Cool Peoples' before putting it down. Princess Luna, dressed like the Abomination Snow Pony, roars out while moving in a jerky fashion. Pinkie grins while saying, "Wowiw, Luna, your animation is really Flankin/Bass." Pinkie grins at the costume that Rarity's outfit, which is a snowglobe, commentating, "Wow, Begley, Rarity. That must be the best 'last episode of St. Coltwhere' costume I have ever seen. Hey, Dashie, your costume is making me feel a little bit...Loosey Goosey." "Shut your pink mouth now or I will begin feeling a little...Dashy Wunchy." Rainbow said quickly then slow, playfully. The Mayor, dressed like Heat Mayor, frowns as remarks, "I hope the Bumpuses' dog run through this area and knock you right over!" Twilight frowns as she is dressed like Zoltar from the bad movie Santa Hooves Versus the Maretians, making her ask, "Why am I in this outfit from a bad B-movie?" Ben, dressed like Colt Robinson, explains, "Sorry, Twilight, but we couldn't find any outfits at the store...and you don't look good like Professor Bobo and Brain Colt." Nyx, dressed like Dr. Forrester, nods while saying, "Yeah, mommy, besides you don't look good as Pearl Forrester." "Yeah, right!" Phobos, dressed like TV's Frank, laughs a bit while nodding to the CMC, dressed like Mike Coltson, Crow T. Ponybot and Tom Mareso. "Plus, they got the good outfits in those sizes." "Cutie Mark MST3K players! Yay!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders exclaims happily in their outfits. "Man, Big Mac, you look like a deranged Equestrian Bunny." Rainbow remarks to Big Macintosh with a chuckle. Big Macintosh frowns as he protests, "Nnope, I do not!" "Do too! You look like a...pink nightmare!" "Oh, Big Macintosh, I really adore your Colttie Darko costume." Pinkie said to Big Maicntosh happily. "More like Collitoe Dorko!" Rainbow said quickly and in amusement. "Wow, Mayor, what a super duper Devil Mare Queen outfit!" "No, no! I'm Mistress Heat Blister!" The Mayor insists to Pinkie with a smile."I'm Mistress 101!" "Uh, is that your age or number of heart attacks?" Rainbow ask the Mayor skeptically. "Triple my number and you got it both right!" Pinkie smiles as she begins singing, we can hear a slight echo from her voice, "Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?" Fluttershy, dressed like Cindy Lou Pony, smiles while saying, "Your outfit is good, Spike...but why don't I see the Grinchy Pony?" "We tried asking Trixie to come...but who knows what she's doing?" Spike ask Fluttershy with a shrug. Rainbow glares at Derpy Hooves, wearing what appears to be a big piece of paper in front of her, making the cyan Pegasus pony say, "Derpy Hooves, even though no pony rather want to hear your weird explaination for your costume...go ahead and tell us the weird explaination for your costume." "What, you ponies can't tell?" Derpy ask her friends with a smile. "I'm the 'rapping' paper!" "Ugh!" Most of the group groans at the bad pun of a joke. "Yeah, and check this out this rap that Time Turner came up for me!" Derpy begins to rap as a beat plays. Derpy: Looseleaf, college-rule, legal pad, I'm the rapping paper and I rap real bad! Not bad like bad, but bad like real bad! I'm the rapping paper and I rap real bad! Let's count my blue lines, y'all! One... two... three... While Derpy count her lines, Pinkie whispers to Rainbow, "Hey Dashie, how about we try again?" Derpy was interrupted as her friends groans out, "Ugh!" "Awww, I wish I had a bit for every time that ponies groaned me off stage." Derpy said while looking down in sadness. That is one day that...most ponies would try their best to forget. The End Cast list Ashleigh Bell: Raindow Dash, Applejack Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves, Princess Luna Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon, The Mayor of Ponyville Peter New: Big Macintosh Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Jason Marsden: Ben Mare Daveigh Chase: Nyx Chris Sanders: Phobos Author's note And it's done, a bit short but what did you expect? Read, review and suggest. The reason I have Big Macintosh be in the pink bunny suit came from a fanart that I saw on deviantART (though back then, it was a Christmas one). |
![]() |
|
| JusSonic | Dec 17 2012, 02:23 AM Post #11 |
|
Veteran Member
|
Author's note This MLP fanmake of the Homestar one is one on 'Hooked on Decemberween', which is mostly songs, but I will make it into a story somehow. This fic takes place after 'The Spirits of Hearths Warming', so for your viewing pleasure, Happy Hearth's Warming Eve/Holidays. My Little Pony: Hooked on Hearth's Warming Eve The ponies are enjoying their holidays on Hearth's Warming Eve. The civil war that almost destroyed Equestria has been stopped, the mad rulers are at peace, everyone is doing fine. "Well, everypony, we have our feasts, open the presents, play the games, what shall we do?" Celestia ask everyone with a smile. "Let's sing some carols!" Ben exclaims with an eager smile. "Eeyup! We must have carols at Hearth's Warming Eve!" Big Macintosh exclaims in agreement, the ponies agree with the stallion's train of though. "Right, I will start first...and do I got a biggie for you all!" Rainbow exclaims with a smirk as Big Macintosh disappears for a moment. "Oh, I think I know what that is." Twilight said as Rainbow begins to sing a familiar song. Rainbow: It happens each Hearth's Warming Eve Though some would say it doesn't. The best thing that you've ever seen, Even better than your hot cousin! "Way better than my cousin Brutus?" Rarity asks Rainbow curiously. "Okay, maybe not better than Brutus. Oh, Brutus," Rainbow said with a happy sigh. Then she chuckles while singing some more. I'm talking about a magic pony, Who defies the laws of physics. He turns Hearth's Warming Eve into Heart's COOLING eve! Nyx: Tell us, Rainbow, who is it? Rainbow: He's the Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony, And he'll make your dreams come true. No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin', When he says "Shut up" to you. We see a familiar pony in the snow with a paper taped to his front which said 'FRUIT' while the pony wear sunglasses. Big Macintosh remarks, "Eeyup! Shut up, kid!" As the scenes happen, Rainbow continues singing. When the sun goes down, He creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers. And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, He puts blank media in your slippers! "It was 8-Tracks in my day!" Granny Smith exclaims with a shrug. Sometimes he'll cold call random foals With discount travel packages! We see Rainbow on her computer typing. She heard the phone rang before the pony answers it, The Pegasi heard Big Macintosh's, as the Fruitkapony, on the other end. "Wait, Las Pegasus, for 20 bits a night?" Rainbow asks in amazement upon hearing the offer, "Sweet! Thanks, Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony!" "Eeyup, shut up, kid!" Big Macintosh's voice is heard on the other end. We now see Nice Mr. Frosty appearing as he said, "Yes, he's the Hearth's Warming Ever Fruitkapony, flying through the night in an unmarked carriage. Heck, you never know what he will bring us once you hear those high-pitched singers! We see a van with the word 'FRUIT' on it is seen in the air, flying above a choir of female ponies who are singing. Mares: Here comes the Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony! "Altogether, 1, 2, 3," Rainbow exclaims as she and the other ponies are singing together. All: He's the Hearth's Warming Eve Fruitkapony, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true! "Do-do-la-do-do-do-doo," Pinkie exclaims as the song is about to come to an end. Rainbow: There ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin', All: When he says "Shut up" to you! Once the song is over, the carriage flew overhead as the words are printed in the sky which Big Macintosh shouts that echoes all over, "Eeyup! Shut up to one and all of dang y'all!" The princesses smile as they applaud. Luna said, "That was a indeed a nice one." Big Macintosh came in, saying, "Eeyup." "Say, big brother, where were you?" Apple Bloom ask Big Macintosh. "Oh, just watching in a hidden distance. Eeyup!" "Oooh, ooh! My turn! Cheerilee and I got this neat carol for you!" Pinkie exclaims happily while bouncing up and down, much to Cheerilee's embarrassment. "Pinkie Pie, is that rea..." Cheerilee was interrupted as Pinkie begins singing a new song. Pinkie: (dancing) A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Cheerilee. It doesn't have to be Lonely and depressing all the time. "Seriously, for real," Cheerilee ask Pinkie. The pink pony show drawings on a chalkboard while singing some more. If you learn to say words right, You'll find out people might Not be bored so much when they talk to you! "That would be nice." Cheerilee said with a sigh, since ponies often get bored when they listen to her at times. Now listen to me. It's almost Hearth's Warming Eve, And there's not a single present from somepony beneath your tree. Pinkie smiles as she points to a tree that was decorated with an ornament, a blue star, some drawings and a sign that said 'Space for Rent for a Special Somepony'. When someone asks you, "What's up, Tank?" Don't tell him about your flank, Or any embarrassing physical problems you might have. "I often get those." Cheerilee said sheepishly during the song. And when you're talking to a handsome stallion... On second thought, don't talk to any handsome stallions. At least not right now, and you'll find yourself invited, (offscreen) and probably way less indicted, We see a poster of Cheerilee being decorated with crayon and such as Pinkie finish her song up. And you won't have to spend Hearth's Warming Eve alone! Once the song is over, Ben remarks, "No problem, Cheerilee. You won't be spending Hearth's Warming Eve...not this time anyway." "Thanks." Cheerilee said with a smile of approval. "It's better than being caught drunk in a locker drinking." "Don't want to know." "Right...so who got another carol?" Celestia ask a pony curiously, wanting to see which carol is next. "I got one, courtesy of Activated by Spike!" Spike exclaims eagerly as he brings in a computer and brings up a familiar cartoon on it. ------------ We see a badly drawn Rarity about to perform on her guitar. On the lower left hand corner of the screen, we can see these words... Rarity Seasonal Sweaters Dir: Spike the Dragon "1, 2, 3, 4!" Rarity exclaims as she begins to sing. As different sweaters appear, snow begins to fall. Rarity: Holiday sweaters With presents and bows Snowmen and trees And sometimes a bell (a bell!) More sweaters appear, one of them say 'holiday sweat', the other has Raritys in it. Holiday sweaters Holiday sweat As the Raritys kept on singing, we see the word 'Yeah' appearing. Na na na na na, Na na na, yeah! We see Rarity in the field as Spike is knitting a sweater, the white unicorn somehow morphs into her guitar. Acrylics and yarn Rayons and knit Holiday sweaters Provide the best fit! (Best fit!) As the song is coming to the end, we see more scenes, the final one show a sweater that is marked 'FRUIT CAKE IS TERRIBLE' with a symbol of a fruitcake crossed out in place of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ----------- Back in reality, Spike smiles in approval while asking, "So what do you think?" "Well, it's nice to say the least." Celestia said as Luna nod in agreement. "Oh yes...you've improved on your cartoons." Luna remarks with another nod. "That's my Spikey-Wikey." Rarity giggles while patting Spike right on the head. "Here's your presents!" Pinkie exclaims happily as she begins giving out presents to her friends, who begins opening them. "It was last minute so I digged through Applejack's bargain bin again." "Ugh, seriously?" Twilight ask with a frown as she pulls out some useless junk. "More bad presents?" "Seriously, Pinkie, you need to do better. No wonder ponies don't like getting presents from you." Rainbow said to Pinkie with a sigh of annoyance. "Awww, sorry, Dashie...I didn't mean to..." Pinkie said sadly as her mane and tail deflated, she is sad. A song begins to pay as the pink pony looks down. Then she begins to sing. Pinkie: Pinkie...Pie presents: presents. I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents. You should probably try and return all those bad presents. You may be shocked to find how little you get for those bad presents. I got 'em at the dollar store — they were fifty percent off. I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents. I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents. Rainbow shrugs as she sings along with Pinkie Pie. Rainbow and Pinkie: We're really sorry that you/I got us/you bad presents. The ponies then sang along. All: (over the top) We're really sorry that you got us bad presents. We're really sorry that you got us bad presents. Pinkie: {Hoarse falsetto} I'm really sorry... Pinkie clears throat, saying, "Hey there, high note." "Shucks, listen, Pinkie...it done doesn't matter if yew give us bad presents." Applejack said to her friend with a smile. "It's 'de thought 'dat counts, right?" "Right, so what if your gifts are terrible at times? We can return them for better ones." Rainbow remarks with a shrug. "So they aren't a totally loss, right?" "You mean....you like them?!" Pinkie ask eagerly as her mane and tail goes back to normal. The pink pony happily hugs her friends. "Oh, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!" "Figures she would be like that." Fluttershy said with a smile. "Well, then, who's up for one more song?" Rarity ask her friends with a smile. They all cheer. A while later, the ponies, except for Big Macintosh who is conducting, is waiting while the big stallion is playing the piano. "Eeyup, ready," Big Macintosh exclaims to his friends and family. The pony plays a tune as everypony begins singing a song similar to 'Oh Tannerbaum'. All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, You're fifty-five days after Nightmare Night, you see. Fluttershy held a protest sign while Rarity was holding a big tofu turkey. Fluttershy: With bunnies running for their lives, Rarity: I wish this one was super-sized! All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, You're fifty-five days after Nightmare Night, you see! Derpy arrives on the scene, singing although a bit terrible. Derpy: (off-key) What are you guys talking about? Rainbow: Hey, who the horsecrap let Derpy out? All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, You're fifty-five days after Nightmare Night, you see! Applejack: Ah've got all types o' crazy horsecrap! Pinkie: I bought Dashie a Moon Impact! All: Hearth's Warming Eve, Hearth's Warming Eve, As Pinkie finish the song up, Time Turner came in looking wobbling and messed up. Pinkie: Time Turner's been drinking Listerine! Once the song is over, Time Turner groans as he fell to the floor unconscious. Everypony laughs a bit. Twilight remarks, "I think that's enough for now." "Not quite. Hit it, Brainy Pony!" Rainbow exclaims with a smirk to no one in particular. --------- We now see a Teen Colt Squad as Brainy Pony are on it. The bassist said, "Go." "Nah, you go." The guitarist insist. "Are you even plugged in?" "Hang on..." Soon a stoner rock riff begins to play as the band begins to sing. Brainy Pony: If I don't get video games for Hearth's Warming Eve I'm gonna Spell a cuss word on the roof with Hearth's Warming Eve lights! Invite Crazy Uncle Hulgar over, keep his egg nog spiked! Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat! Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat! If I don't get video games for Hearth's Warming Eve! If I don't get video games for Hearth's Warming Eve! The guitarist does a solo now. Guitarist: I'm talkin' about Nightmare Sight Mode 4, Hurricane of Armor, Flank Driverer, and Magic Horn Gold Edition! If I don't get video games for Hearth's Warming Eve! If I don't get video games Hearth's Warming Eve! Jugga jigga wugga! ------------- Back in reality, Rainbow grins to the camera, saying, "Oh yeah, that was awesome. Now we're done!" "Yep, all we got is..." Pinkie said with a smile to the camera. "Happy's Hearth's Warming Eve!" The cast exclaims to the camera cheerily. "Wait, who are we talking to?" Rainbow ask her friends confused as we fade to black, ending the fic. The End Cast list Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash, Applejack Peter New: Big Macintosh Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy Shannon Chan-Kent: Pinkie Pie (singing) Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Rebecca Shiochet: Twilight Sparkle (singing voice) Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Granny Smith, Princess Luna, Derpy Hooves Kazumi Evans: Rarity (singing voice) Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle (singing voice) Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Daveigh Chase: Nyx Jim Cummings: Nice Mr. Frosty Nicole Oliver: Cheerilee, Princess Celestia Jason Marsden: Ben Mare Rob Paulsen: Singer of Brainy Pony Justin Long: Back-Up of Brainy Pony Kirby Morrow: Time Turner Author's note Wow, what a nice collection, eh? Listen, I don't own the songs in this story, they belong to the Chapman brothers, the ones who made the Homestar Runner franchise, so please don't delete this story or sue me! That's it for me, until next time, Happy Hearth's Warming Eve. Read and review! Edited by JusSonic, Dec 17 2012, 02:24 AM.
|
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · Fan Fiction · Next Topic » |






2:08 PM Jul 11