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| My Little Pony: Applejack's Jorb Well Done; Helping Applejack say 'Job' right | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 12 2012, 02:26 AM (128 Views) | |
| JusSonic | Sep 12 2012, 02:26 AM Post #1 |
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Author's note All right, ponies! This story is a fanmake of the Homestar Runner 'Jorb Well Done' short and takes place somewhere in Season 1. So let's have some fun, shall we? My Little Pony: Applejack's Jorb Well Done Disclaimer: I do not, repeat, do not own any of the characters. It was another game at RDTAU (Rainbow Dash's Totally Awesome University) and the score is random. Applejack blows the whistle, ending the game. Pinkie Pie, Applejack's friends, bounce up to the cowpony saying, "Wow, this is amazing! I love doing these games for a fake university! So how did I do, AJ?" "Pretty good, Pinkie Pie!" Applejack exclaims with a smile. "Yew did a great jorb!" "Uh....what did you say?" "Oh, Ah done said 'dat yew did a good jorb." "What?" Pinkie ask, confused by what Applejack just said...but at the same time amused. "Great jorb! Horny toads!" Applejack exclaims to her friend in annoyance. "Isn't 'dat what Ah said?!" "Uh, right...oh wow! Hey, Doctor Whooves, come over and hear this!" Doctor Whooves came over to Pinkie Pie, frowning as the stallion ask, "What is it, Pinkie Pie? I'm busy." "This won't take long." Pinkie giggles before turning to Applejack to repeat what she just said. "Well, AJ? Come on! Tell Doctor Whooves what you told me!" Applejack sighs a bit. Why must ponies make a big deal about what she just said? The Earth pony still explains, "Shucks, Ah done told Pinkie Pie about what a great jorb she did." This causes Doctor Whooves to laugh a little. "Oh wow...we got to do something about this confusion, AJ! Come on!" ---------- So the time has come for Pinkie Pie to help Applejack say the word 'jorb' right. The pink pony is drawing on the chalkboard, showing the words 'Job vs. Jorb'. She crosses out the 'Jorb' part and circles 'Job' to show her friend. Applejack is trying her best to get it of course. -------------------------------------- Next, Rarity begins assisting in the job correction, showing pictures of vowels with mouth movements. The white unicorn said, "Now Applejack. Say the word 'Job'. It isn't that hard, after all." Applejack groans then spoke up, trying to say the word 'job', "Jooorrreeaaaarrrb!!" "No, no, like this! With an 'o' sound. Oooooo." "Oh, like 'dis, Rarity? Oooooo." "Right, much better." Rarity said in approval. Perhaps this pony could teach Applejack some tricks after all! "Much like a lady." "Shows what yew know." Applejack remarks with a scoff of disbelief. --------------------- Applejack is strapped to a chair by Doctor Whooves as the stallion is now making her watch a movie about 'Job'. The mare does her best not to faint as she look at many different description. Applejack struggles of course while saying, "Jooorrreeaaaarrrb!!" --------------- At the library, Rainbow, Twiliht and Spike are helping their friend out as well. They show the word 'job' to Applejack, maybe if she say it right, the Earth pony won't have a problem with saying 'job' to anypony. "Right, say 'job'." Rainbow said to Applejack with a nod. "Jorb." Applejack said. Of course, the two ponies and Spike snicker a bit. Their friend does sound a bit funny. "Right, sure...maybe next time, you could say it with three syllables...or four...or five..." Of course, the trio can't hold their laughter. Rainbow, Twilight and Spike laughs like mad, they find Applejack saying 'job' wrong funny, especially the purple unicorn. Of course, they fail to notice their friend sighing in sadness while leaving the library. It looks hopeless. ------------- Applejack sat in her bed back at Sweet Appel Acres, looking depressed. The Earth pony has no luck in saying the word 'job' right at all! She's going to be the laughing stock of Ponyville! "Oh, how am Ah supposed 'ta face 'de other ponies again?" Applejack ask sadly. "Ah done can't say 'dat word 'Jorb'. What can Ah do." "Hey sis." A familiar voice spoke up. Applejack saw her sister Apple Bloom coming in with a small tape. "Big Mac told me about yer problem an' Ah believe 'dat Ah can help!" Apple Bloom gave a tape to her sister whose look at it. It is labeled 'Job 285,194 times' right on it. Applejack blinks a bit, looking surprised. "Cheerilee gave tapes like 'dis fer 'de class when we done have trouble learning words atschool." Apple Bloom explains to her sister with a smile. "Ah figure it will help ya wit' yer own problems!" "Apple Bloom, yer're a life saver!" Applejack exclaims as she jumps up from her best. "Ah done appreciate it! Thanks!" "'Dat's what Ah is here fer, sis!" -------------- It was nighttime as Applejack prepares to put her plan to learn 'job' right into action. She put the tape into the boombox and put on the headphones, wanting to learn the word while sleeping. Applejack turns the boombox on before falling right to sleep. Applejack slept on through the night as Apple Bloom's voice with the word 'Job' kept chanting. In the pony's dream, she saw her sister jumping like sheep with the voice continuing on. Applejack is going to have a long night. ------------------ It was practice time at RDTAU the next morning as Pinkie is doing the sports routine. Applejack blows her whistle as her friend came over, asking in amusement, "So AJ, how did I do today?" "Boy howdy! Ah done tell yew...yew did a great job..." Applejack said with a smile. Pinkie smiles right back. Her friend has learned to say 'job' right. She really did. "...Blinkie Pie..." Pinkie frowns, looking upset. After all that trouble, Applejack has forgotten to say her friend right. "Oh brother!" Pinkie groans as she walks away in frustration, making Applejack as she realizes her mistake. "Wait, wait! Ah mean Pinkie Lie...err, Dinkie Doo...Pinkie Pink? Pinkie Block?" Applejack calls out to her friend frantically. Looks like Applejack is in for another round. The End Cast list Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie Matt Smith: Doctor Whooves Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Author's note Poor Applejack, well, she just got bad luck, is all. Read and review, folks! |
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