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| Dragon! Fire!; Another MLP: FIM/Looney Tunes fanmake | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 14 2012, 05:42 AM (202 Views) | |
| JusSonic | Sep 14 2012, 05:42 AM Post #1 |
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Author's note All right, folks, I'm ready to do the next MLP fanmake of the Bugs Bunny Short 'Rabbit! Fire'. acosta, I however got Spike scheduled to be Gilda in the next Bugs vs. Daffy shorts (maybe two, I don't know). Maybe another time. Dr-J33, no thanks for now. Mr. Anonymous, you're looking at it right now. D.J. Scales, that's for another time of course. Time for another fanmake short! --------------------- JusSonic Presents Dragon! Fire! The story begins in a spring day in the woods...and it's hunting season for some hunters. One of them is sneaking through the place in determination. It's a noticeably shorter than the average adult male unicorn with medium brown fur. He has no mane (he's bald apart from his head fur, has white and black eyes, and a proportionately large forehead (belying his considerable stupidity. The unicorn has a bright red tail with a matching hunter's cap (the which normally covers his maneless head) and a medium silver unicorn horn. He has a bright silver double-barrelled shotgun in place of his left foreleg and a Cutie Mark in the style of a large golden mallet clobbering a unicorn on the head and a multi-colored explosion (signifying his ability to withstand upsurd amounts of physical punishment, which is his only real talent). His name is Elton Fraud and he's hunting. Elton stops as he put a hoof to his mouth, shushing the audience while saying, "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting dragons." The unicorn made a dumb laugh as he continues onward then spots track in the ground, to his delight. "Oh goodie! Dragon tracks!" Elton kept on walking. We saw what appears to be dragon walking, making tracks in the ground...but in reality, they are actually dragon shoes worn by someone who is leading the hunter to a dragon cave nearby. That someone is a female griffin with golden eyes with a gray light purple around them, a coat of moderate amber with darker wings and a white head. She has the usual yellow claws. Her name is Gilda the Griffin. The truth be told, it's really Griffin season but she doesn't want to get shot so Gilda is leading Elton via tracks to a certain dragon. Upon arrival at the cave, Gilda removes the fake dragon feet and calls into the cave, "Hey Spike, Spike, buddy! Good news! There's a new friend here to see ya!" With a devilish smirk, the griffin tiptoe while speaking to the audience, "Both survivalof the fittest and fun. Plus, it's one way to get back at Rainbow and her dorky pony friends." "Did someone duck?" Twilight's dragon assistant Spike ask as he came out of the cave where the dragon himself was sleeping in on avacation. Suddenly Spike yelps and duck to avoid a shotgun shot from Eltn's gun. He turns and ask, "Oh, hey, what's up?" Suddenly Elton shoves his gun right at Spike's face while exclaiming, "Ha ha! I got you now, you...you dragon!" The dragon roll his eyes and push the gun away, eating a gem. He knows what's going on here: Gilda is trying to get Spike shot. Well, two can play at that game. "Pal, are you tryin gto get into trouble with the princesses? Honestly. You can't be hunting dragons out of seasons." "Huh? It's not dragon season?" Spike shakes his head while answering, "It's really GRIFFIN hunting season." "Hey, hey! What are you trying to pull, lame dragon?!" Gilda scowls furiously as she came out of hiding and flying to Spike and Elton before landing next to the baby dragon. "You're a liar! Everyone knows it's Dragon season!" "Griffin season!" "Dragon season!" "Griffin season!" Spike insists to the mad Gilda as Elton look back and forth between the two, watching the crazy argument happening. "Dragon season!" Gilda screech furiously to Spike "Griffin season!" "Dragon season!" Spike smirks a bit, giving an eye signal which Gilda fails to notice. He then say, "Dragon season!" "Griffin season!" Gilda scowls furiously. She obviously got too caught up in the heat of the moment to realize what's going on here. "Dragon season!" "Well, bub, it is indeed Griffin season and I say 'fire'!" Elton looks confused a bit then shrugs it off...before using his shotgun fire to open fire on Gilda. This causes her beak to somehow spin around like mad before stopping right in front of her face. The griffin frowns in annoyance, suspecting that Rainbow's friend has been playing her the whole time. "Okay, lame-o, let's do that again." Gilda challenges Spike with a stern frown. She isn't going to be made a fool out of again. "Fine by me." Spike remarks with a shrug. "This time, I will start, got it?" "Sure, no problem." With that, Gilda push the Elton's shotgun to Spike and snaps, "Dragon season!" Spike then push the shotgun right back to Gilda, saying, "Gilda season." "Dragon season!" Gilda snaps as she push the shotgun right back onto Spike. Spike moves the gun a bit...then push the gun right back onto himself, saying, "Dragon seasons." Gilda unintentionally push the gun back onto herself while screeching, "Griffin season! Fire, you idiot!" Sure enough, Elton fires on Gilda again hard, causing her beak to ends up backwards, much to her confusion. Spike comment, "I really have to remember to thank Pinkie Pie for teaching me this trick." Gilda needless to say put her beak back to together, glaring angrily at Spike. She snaps, "All right, wise dragon. This time you start the whole thing!" "Sure, whatever you say." Spike remarks with a shrug. If Gilda wants to do it again, so be it. The baby dragon takes the shotgun...pointing it right back at herself. "Dragon." Gilda grabs the shotgun while yeling madly, "GRIFFIN! FIRE!" And of course, the annoyed Elton opens fire on the griffin...and somehow causes her head to go upside down, much to her confusion, "Huh? What's going on? Why is everything upside down, man?" Gilda walks off, looking confused, "Weird. I don't feel like myself. Ugh, why do I feel confused all of the sudden?" "Hey, big beak, come back here so I can shoot you!" Elton scowls furiously as he prepares to shoot. But to his confuion, nothing came out of his shotgun. "Huh? Weird, what do you know? There aren't any more bullets in there." "What, no more bullets?" Spike ask in surprise. He turns to Gilda (who got her head back on straight) and spoke up, "Hey, Gilda! Can you hear this guy? There aren't any bullets left in his shotgun somehow!" "What, no more bullets, really?" Gilda ask in surprise as she flew back to the scene. That means that the griffin probably won't get shot. "Let me check to be sure." Gilda grabs the shotgun leg and looks into it carefully to check for any bullets...surprise! The weapon fires in her face again, making her yelp. "Hey, what do you know? There is one more bullet after all!" Eton exclaims happily. "I guess my magic gave me unlimited ammo!" "Unlimited ammo?" Stitch ask in pretend surprise. "Hey, Mocking Bird, there was..." "I KNOW, I KNOW!" Gilda scowls furiously at Spike. She has a bullet lodged right in her scalp which flaps behind the griffin. Gilda doesn't need to be reminded twice! -------------------- Spike is up to his tricks again: the dragon is hammering a sign on a tree that says 'Dragon Season Open' on it. He smiles in approval and spots Gilda coming. Time for some more fun. "Oh yeah." Spike mumbles as he heads off quickly. Gilda chose that time to come to the sign and look at it. So, her opponent is trying to one-up her, eh? "Very devilishly clever for a little dude." Gilda remarks to the audience. She spots Elton coming, making her yelp. "Hoo boy." Gilda flew off quickly, making a plan to save herself from Elton himself. The unicorn in qestion is heading through the forest and saw the sign: time to hunt some griffins! Soon he came across....Spike? It's actually Gilda wearing fake dragon ears, fake scales, fake teeth and a fake tail to look like Spike to fool the hunter. The griffin pretends to eat some gems while asking the confusing Elton, "Hey, what's up, pal? Any luck on shooting those griffins? It's Griffin season after all!" "Hang on, you lame dragon! You dork!" Spike snaps as he came onto the season...but he is disgused as Gilda, fake beak, wings, feathers and all. "What makes you think that it's Griffin season, pal?" "Come on, if you're so smart, look at the sign. It says so right over there." Gilda points right over to the sign as Elton turns to the sign...which now says 'Dragon Season Open', unknown to the disguised griffin. The hunter unicorn is more confused, he has no idea what to think now! Spike of course smirks devilishly as Gilda has fallen into another trick. "Come on, pal, you know what to do with that shotgun leg of yours." Gilda remarks to Elton with a smirk. Elton knows what to do with his shotgun leg...he opens fire on Gilda, blasting her hard instead of Spike. Once the dust is clear, the griffin's disguise is blasted right off, minus the feet and tail part. Griffin is very annoyed now. Spike has done it to her again! Gilda mumbles a bit as she goes over to Spike and glares at him before snapping, "You dragon...are so despicable." The two went over to the dragon's cave and begins removing their disguises as the griffin rants, "You are despicable...and lame even! Hay, you are beyond despicable! How can one dragon like you be so despicable when you are still a baby one is beyond me! I mean...it's not like I met a lot of creatures...Rainbow Dash included. Celestia knows it isn't that at all. Hay, goodness knows it isn't...it's..." Gilda was interrupted and for a good reason: Spike went into his cave and came back with a book that said '1000 Ways to Cook a Griffin'. The griffin gulps in worry, "Despicable..." Spike begins to read the book as he said, "Fillet of Griffin Bordelaise maitre d'butter. Very yummy." Gilda saw Elton looking, that little dragon is trying to get the unicorn to cook her! "Griffin polonaisde under glass. Oh wow..." Gilda isn't about to let Spike outdo her or let Elton shoot her. The griffin flew into the cave and came back with a book that reads '1000 Ways to Cook a Dragon'. Now, don't ask me why Spike has this in his cave. Doesn't make sense to me anyway! "Dragon au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather." Gilda said, trying to tempt Elton into eating Spike instead. "Oh, I'm drooling on the inside, pal." Spike frowns as he continues reading the griffin cookbook, "Barbecue Griffin meat with broiled Griffin nose Milanese. Oh, yummy-yum!" "Chicken fried Dragon with tail sauce braised in sweet and sour sauce. Mm-mmm..." "Sorry, you two, but I'm a pony and therefore a vegetarian. I usually hunt just for the sport of it." Elton explains to Spike and Gilda that he doesn't eat meat before laughing stupidly. Spike however rush up to Elton and got into his face, snapping, "Oh yeah? Well, pal, there are other sports besides hunting after all!" "Yeah, like what?" Just then, Gilda appears in tennis clothes and holding a tennis racket, calling out, "Anyone wants to play tennis?" Elton quickly opens fire on the griffin, causing the racket to be broken and for Gilda to look dazed, "Wow...nice game." "All right, you sneaky dragon, you are next!" Elton snaps madly as he points his gun at Spike. The unicorn no longer cares what season it is at this point: he wants to shoot something today! Elton opens fire at Spike but the dragon dodge and ran off quickly with Gilda following. Both dodges the mad unicorn's bullet shots as he tries to hit them and probably take the two both down rapidly. Spike and Gilda rush back into the cave, Elton stops outside, pointing his shotgun while snapping, "All right, come on out of there two or I will blast you both out!" Suddenly Elton felt something being put in the barrel of his shotgun. He saw Spike coming out of the cave, frowning as his claw is in the barrel itself right now. What is that dragon doing? Spike smacks the shotgun away while scolding Elton, "For shame, Fraudie. Hunting baby dragons with a gun meant for grown dragons." "What do you mean, 'meant for grown dragons'?" Elton ask Spike, confused by what the baby dragon just said. "Exactly what I said. That gun is just too powerful for anything short of a grown dragon." "It is?" "That's right, so go shoot yourself a grown dragon." Spike suggests as he goes back into his cave quickly. Suddenly a huge red dragon (from 'Dragonshy') appears next to Elton, getting his attention as he snaps angrily, "You do and I'll give you such a whooping." The dragon smacks Elton Fraud on top of the head and then pulls him out, uses a light blast of flame breath to set Elton's rear on fire and then tosses him several miles. Spike and Gilda watch what happened, the baby dragon spoke up, "Come on, Gilda. After that, old Elton's going to be too steamed to CARE if it's dragon season or griffon season." "I have an idea," Gilda begins to say. Off Spike's look, she continues, "that doesn't involve abandoning you and flying as far as I can before that idiotic hunter gets back." "So do I. But, hey, nothing saying we can't use BOTH of our ideas. Fortunately, I have enough clothes here to aid in disguise work." "So, do you keep those clothes around because of the possibility of needing them for disguises or because you have an insanely obvious crush on the clothes' designer?" Spike said, "It doesn't really matter. The important thing is I DO have the clothes to aid in disguise work." "And *I* have enough papers for MY plan." Gilda remarks with a thoughtful smirk as the two put their plan into action. -------------------- Elton is very annoyed now, he doesn't care what season it is now, the unicorn wants to blast something or someone. He spots a cave nearby which said 'Blast Two In Here' and smirks. Spike and Gilda must be in there! Elton opens fire nto the cave but he hears a shout. Before the unicorn could react, something leaps on top of him, ready to attack but stops and say, "Wait, what am I here for? This is a Looney Tunes Short for kids. Well it was fun to scare you but I can not be here yet. so...see you next time everypony." With that she is gone in a blink of eye. Elton got back again in more annoyance. Spike has fooled him again! The unicorn goes back looking around with an anger grumble, "Oh, wait until I get my hands on that baby dragon and that annoying griffin!" Elton didn't notice but someone is sniffing his tracks nearby. It's Spike...and he's wearing fake doggy ears, nose, tails and such while disguised as a dog. He then make barking noises and saw Elton, running to the unicorn and bark at him before pointing. Suddenly a shotgun is heard going off, much to Elton's alarm as he was almost hit by a blast. The unicorn scowl furiously, "Hey, what's the big idea? Why don't you watch what you're do..." Elton then gasps in surprise and delight for what almost shot him was a female unicorn in a hunter outfit while holding a shotgun of her own. Well, not really. It's really Gilda pretending to be a hunter in the plan to fool the dumb unicorn himself further. "Oh, dear, how silly of me." Gilda said in a disguise voice as she came over to the dumbstruck (and lovestruck) Elton. "Oh, you poor little stallion. Did I almost hurt you with my naughty gun?" Spike admit, "Yeah, I know how the script goes, but I'm not going to chance Twilight and her friends happening along and thinking I'm some sort of cross-dressing fruit "Well, to be honest, shucks, I..." Elton said while blushing a bit which got redder with Gilda kiss him on the cheek, causing the unicorn to do his stupid laugh. Of course, Stitch chose that time to growl like a dog and bit Elton right in the good lower leg, causing the unicorn to scream in pain, jumping up and down on his shotgun one while holding the one that the disguised dragon has bitten. "Why, Jerry, naughty bow-wow, stop that!" Gilda pretend to scold Spike who is panting a bit. Of course, the unicorn glares angrily at her and for a good reason: one of the griffin's wings suddenly stick out, exposing whom Gilda really is. Gilda, seeing the look, gave a nervous while waving nervously to Elton. The unicorn points his shotgun gun at the griffin while scowling, "All right, lady, I saw through your disguise! Prepare to face the consequences." Spike tries to sneak away when Elton points his shotgun right at him. "You too, dragon!" Quickly, Gilda ditch the disguise and rush to a tree that has the words 'Dragon Season' on it, going back to the argument again, "Dragon season!" Spike quickly pulls the poster off to reveal another one, "Griffin season!" The two begins removing posters in hopes to win the argument and get Elton to shoot one or the other. "Dragon system!" "Griffin system!" "Dragon system!" Gilda snaps to Spike while switching to a new 'Dragon Season' poster. "Griffin System!" Spike snaps as he rips off another poster. Of course, in a big surprise, the dragon and Gilda saw a picture with Elton right on it that reads 'Elton Season' right on it. The two gave evil grins to the unicorn who smiles nervously. Uh oh. "Uh oh." Elton said nervously as he steps back. Not good. Suddenly gunshots almost hit him, causing the unicorn to yelp as he makes a run for it. Sure enough, there's Spike and Gilda, dressed like Eton, holding rifles and sneaking quietly. They turn to the audience as the dragon put his claws to his lips and shushed, "Be very very quiet, we're hunting Eltons." Gilda made Elton's stupid laugh as the two kept on going. Spike comment, "You think we should tell Elton that you planted that 'Elton Season' sign yourself under all those 'Dragon Season' and 'Griffon Season' signs?" Gilda answer, "Nah. I love seeing that idiot squirm too much. Let him figure it out for himself - if he can. In the meantime, let's just have fun turning the tables on him." "Good point." The two kept on hunting Eltons as we fade to black, ending the short fanmake. JusSonic Story "That's All, Folks!" A JusSonic Fan-fiction The End Cast list Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon Maryke Hendrikse: Gilda the Griffin Billy West: Elton Fraud The End Author's note Whatcha guys think, looks good, eh? I hope you all enjoy this. All right, for the next fanmake, I'm heading back to the Hoagie and Stitch world in a midquel called 'Matthewsmind'. Here is the cast in general. Megamind-Alan Matthews (my Rugrats/AGU OC) Metro Man-The Silver Sentry (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2000s version) Roxanne-Cree Lincoln (Codename: Kids Next Door) Minion-Bob the Killer Goldfish and Number Four (Earthworm Jim series) Hal/Titan-Control Freak (Teen Titans) Brainbots-Robosnail, Catbot, Mr. Tippy, Dust Bunny, Mr. Fiend, Boppo, Stinger, Goober, Ickypus, Tharg (Rugrats) Megamind's Parents-Stan Matthews/Shadow Man (Froggofan's Rugrats/AGU OC) and Coco La Bouche (Rugrats in Paris) Bob Prickles-Lucius Best/Frozone (The Incredibles) Linda Prickles-Honey Best (The Incredibles) Random Citizen-Goofy (classic Disney) Warden-Commander Ulysses Feral (Swat Kats: Radical Squadron) Bernard (real)-Maurice (Codename: Kids Next Door) Prison Guard-Ralph Wolf (Looney Tunes) Prison Guard 2-Sam Sheepdog (Looney Tunes) Newscaster-Evan Baxter (Bruce Almighty/Evan Almighty) Looks pretty exciting so look for it soon. Until next time, read, review and suggest! |
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