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Cloudsdale The Free; It's civil war in Ponyville
Topic Started: Sep 21 2012, 01:16 AM (421 Views)
JusSonic
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Author's note
Folks, it has been a long time waiting but I'm finally starting work on the MLP: FIM fanmake of the second Strong Bad Game from Telltale Games.

Just like the first episode, this one takes place during the third season of Rainbow Dash's E-Mails.

Episode 2: Cloudsdale The Free

Chapter 1: Cloud House Arrest

It's another day at Rainbow Dash's home as she is at her computer, checking her e-mail while singing, "I don't know but I've been told, E-mail's best when it don't scroll!"

Rainbow brings up her e-mail via 'rainbowdash dot email dot exe' then brings up an e-mail that is the subject 'Unfair Law?'. The pony reads it.

Greetings Rainbow Dash! What is the most unfair law made by Princess Celestia? I mean, don't you rather be a better ruler than her?
Your good friend,
C. Tia, Canterlot Mountain


Rainbow chuckles a bit. What, is this pony kidding? She then begins to type while saying, "Well, C Tia or whatever, I think it's safe to say that I cam be a better rule than the princess does, no defense towards her of course."

Rainbow clears the screen before continuing, "But seriously though, who would want the job that the princess has anyway? You have to be in the castle almost every day, making unfair and dumb laws, raise the sun, go to a lot of charity or whatever events. No way! Nothing against the princess but she is silly and harmless, as shown on my scientific diagram..."

A drawing of Celestia on notebook paper is shown, with arrows pointing to certain parts of Celestia that are labeled 'Her Tall Crown", 'Her Huge Mane', 'Her White Coat' and 'Very Huge Wing Things'. Once it's gone, Rainbow continues, "...anyway, as long as she doesn't cause trouble or unfairness to me, I am fine. That alicorn's approach to government is a better alternative. Wow...I could go to a fair right about now..."

"Directed by JusSonic"

"Well, well, I caught you, Rainbow Tax Dodger!" A familiar voice is turn. Rainbow turns and stood up looking shocked for in her home is Princess Celestia herself!

"Princess Celetia?!" Rainbow ask in shock and alarm. "How the hay did you get into my house?!"

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"Well, Miss Dash, I am an alicorn which allows me to unlock doors or teleport into places, but that is not the case." Celestia snaps to Rainbow. "I got reports that you have been ignoring my new e-mail tax recently. 50 bits for every e-mail send or received!"

"Wait, e-mail tax?! Magic?! 50 bits?!" Rainbow ask in shock and disbelief. Celestia never inform her or any of the subjects about this new tax! That is both insane and more unfair!

"Programming Neros Urameshi and nobodiez"

"I see, you refuse to pay up. You shall learn the consequences of your unwise actions"" Celestia said sternly."Captain Shining Armor, bring forth the collar of disobedience!"

Suddenly Shining, wearing a jet pack and certain armor, came in with two Pegasus guards came in. Twilight's brother uses his magic to knock Rainbow right off the stool, sending her right onto the floor.

"Hold her down!" Shining orders the Royal Guards as they held Rainbow down while the unicorn goes to work on them.

"Wait, what are you doing?! Stop that, no, my freedom!" Rainbow protests in alarm as Shining puts the collar right onto the struggling mare. "Shining!"

"Sorry, Rainbow! You may be my sister's friend but I got my orders!"

"Rainbow Dash, I decreed that you be placed under house arrest! You can bribe me whenever you want to through cake or bits!" Celestia explains. The guards finally got off of Rainbow as she is now wearing a metal collar via a flashing red light. "Anything you offered will either be given to Captain Shining Armor or be eaten by me, depending on the taste!"

Shining then points to outside revealing a security gate near the entrance of Rainbow's home. The alicorn continues, "Try to get by the new fence that my Royal Guards installed outside and...BOOM!" The pony made a booming noise to prove herself. "Trust me. Even your Sonic Rainboom will be second best compared to what shall happened if try to go outside."

"music originally by Matt and Mike Chapman"

"And if you somehow got by the gate and to teach you a lesson..." Celestia said. She then uses her magic to seize Rainbow's map, which she made to help her around during the incidents with Pinkie Pie, and zaps it with her magic, destroying it."

"No, my map!" Rainbow exclaims in shock and alarm. "I need that...for reasons unknown!"

"Well, you won't need the map anymore even for reasons unknown! This will guarantee that you will not go anywhere until you pay up!"

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"Captain Shining Armor, time for us to go. I got a new 'Pour a Bag of Cupcakes Down My Throat' tax." Celestia said with a smile of confidence.

"Sorry, Rainbow Dash." Shining apologizes as he and the Royal Guards, crouching with their weapons, leave the scene.

Rainbow couldn't believe it. Princess Celestia, the kindest ruler of Equestria, has put the Pegasus pony under house arrest and all because of a new tax that Rainbow wasn't even aware about!

"House arrest?! Oh horse feathers!!" Rainbow groans in disbelief. "This is the worst thing to happen to my style in a list of bad things that happened to my style!!!" Rainbow exclaims in disbelief. This is unfair, what Celestia has done is not right!"

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"I got to find a way to escape and teach that princess a lesson." Rainbow said sternly and angrily. Somepony must make Celestia paid for the unfair treatment towards her and every other pony who are given the unfair taxes.

Rainbow suddenly heard a commotion by the window and goes over to look outside. Sure enough, there's the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Big Macintosh and Spike outside. Obviously they've heard about what happened and came to give their support or something.

Rainbow spots some sort of effigy in front of the gane that looks like a white globe mounted on a short pole in the cloud. It has the sign 'Princess Celestia' along wiht a pile of bits or cakes at the base.

"Guys, there you are! But what are you doing here?" Rainbow ask her friends with a frown. "I got enough problems with being a political prisoner as it is!"

"Oh, why else are we here? We're holding a peaceful protest rally." Twilight said while using her magic to make a guitar float. "Even I got to say that what my teacher did was unwise and unfair."

"Peaceful?"

"Eeyup, free Rainbow Dash!" Big Macintosh exclaims with a nod. Obviously, the non-Pegasus ponies got cloud walking magic or those weird shoes made by Time Turner.

"No taxing without representation!" Spike exclaims eagerly as he held a sign that said 'PC = MNIE'.

"Save the bats!" Pinkie exclaims with a playful giggle.

"Twilight, couldn't you ask her teacher or tell her what she's doing?" Rainbow ask Twilight hopefully. Being the student of Celestia, she should at least try to speak sense into her teacher.

"I tried to but the princess insist of keeping her new law for some reason. Even my brother can't help. I did however wrote a protest song for you!" Twilight explains to Rainbow. She plays the guitar while singing, "C'mon everypony now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like Princess Celestia makin' ponies' heads explode."

"Argh, that is what I called cruel and unusual punishment! Any chance you points can stop losing and help me get by the stupid fence?!"

"Whoa, whoa, Dashie! We may not like what the princess is doing but that's against the law!" Pinkie exclaims in alarm.

"I don't wanna get put back in time out, no way!" Spike exclaims frantically.

"We made a collection of sorts to help pay off your back taxes and to satisfy my teacher." Twilight explains, frowning as she motions to the stuff at the base of the eggify. "You can at least be grateful that we cared enough to do this."

"So what's with the lame mishapen stick?" Rainbow ask puzzled as she glances at the effigy.

"Twilight's the one who made the peace rally! Don't be mean!" Pinkie protests, thinking that her friend is preferring to the purple unicorn.

"No, not Twilight...though that is kinda funny, gotta remember that one. I mean the stick that is dangerously close to the invisible fence."

"Oh, that's the effigy of the princess!" Spike explains to Rainbow. "RPG, 1ST person shooter!"

"Errr, that doesn't look anything like the princess, right?" Rainbow ask her friends puzzled. The Pegasus pony does have a point since the effigy doesn't look like Celestia at all.

"Yeah, Twilight made us take the necessary stuff right off." Pinkie explains to Rainbow.

"This is my teacher we're talking about. We are only protesting her actions, not the princess." Twilight explains to Rainbow. Even the unicorn cares for Celestia for the obvious reasons.

"Fight the power!!!" Big Macintosh remarks in agreement.

"Yeah, we want to burn it...but the thing looks so silly and pathetic...well, we couldn't bring ourselves to do the deed." Spike explains with a sight. "We prefer to make Celestia get punished, not Stickball Jackson."

"Horse feathers...not cool." Rainbow remarks with a groan. "I oughta write an angry letter to the princess then pull a prank on her!"

"Wait, didn't you see the warning message about the new e-mail tax?" Twilight ask Rainbow puzzled. "Everyone in Ponyville has gotten one."

"No way I didn't get the warning message about the lame e-mail tax! And even if that was the case, any pointless messages that I get from the princess is intercepted with extreme prejudice by my random filter."

"I send ya an e-mail every week, Dashie." Pinkie explains to Rainbow in surprise.

"Random filter." Rainbow points out to Pinkie dryly.

"I send you a whole super duper cutest bunch of e-mails!

"Random...oh never mind!" Rainbow sighs in annoyance as she leaves the window. The pony must somehow get by the fence and get payback, but how? She glances at the drawing of Celestia while groaning, "Stupid trolling princess...if only I could burn that dumb fence..."

Rainbow knew that she can't destroyed the fence by herself so she must get her friends to do it. But how? Not one of them would come forth to do the deed. Rainbow must find a way.

Rainbow goes into a room, spying Fluttershy, who is visiting, looking at something on a table. The pony comments, "Rainbow, if you want to speak, do..."

"Fluttershy." Rainbow interrcupts Fluttershy with a sigh.

"Uh, what's all that noise? I thought I heard a commotion in the other room."

"Just great, stuck under cloud house arrest with no pony but Little Lord Whiny-McElroy, the depressing sad Pegassu pony who is left on the ground by gypsies."

"Not true, you know what happened!" Fluttershy protests to Rainbow with a frown.

"I'm sorry, I'm ticked off right now." Rainbow apologizes to Fluttershy with a sigh. "The princess put me under cloud house arrest! I can't leave until I pay up her dumb tax that I don't know anything about!"

"What? Cloud house arrest? Oh, that isn't fair."

"Tell me about it. Why are you upset BTW?'

"To be honest, I felt like you should at least be taught a lesson or something. I've got an unassembled modle of Manehattan ready to comfort you the next time." Fluttershy explains to Rainbow clearly.

"Can you tell me how to get by an invisible fence?" Rainbow ask Fluttershy, hoping that her friend got some idea to get by the fence put up by the Royal Guards.

"Well, perhaps if you were to short out the transformer, go ahead. Otherwise, burn...wait, is this illegal?"

"No, not really. It's just...a radio call in question. Come on, tell me so I can be the 4th caller!"

"No! I won't be arrested for aiding and abetting a criminal!" Fluttershy snaps sternly at her friend, making Rainbow sigh. Those assertion lessons has paid off.

"Come on, Fluttercry! Help me get rid of the electric fence!" Rainbow protests to Fluttershy with a friend.

"I can't break the law, I just can't! You may end up accidentially burning all of Ponyville with me in it during your mad escape!"

"Not really..." Rainbow can tell that her friend won't help so she will have to find a way to do so herself again. The pony goes into the bathroom, glancing at a white towel nearby. "Check this out. It's Fluttershy's old security blankie which is now Big Mac's 'atheletic region towel'."

Rainbow grabs the towel, figuring that it may be useful. The pony now looks at the shower, commentating, "Wow, this shower is clean. I guess it must be Animal Lover's turn to clean this bathroom out."

"Come on, it's always my turn every week!" Fluttershy protests to Rainbow from the other rom. The Pegasus pony now glances at another room nearby.

"That room has been off limits since that crate of bug bombs went off by accident in the closet in there. It should be cleaned out in a month or so."

Rainbow now heads into the kitchen, seeing a cereal box and peeks inside, mumbling, "So what's in the Pony Commando_os box?" The pony pulls out an eye patch, much to her delight. "Sweet! A free sugar-closed eye patch like the one that Fighter Pony wore in the episode 'Changeling Pink-Eye!"

Rainbow saw the front door and decides to take her chance. Maybe if she were to fly above the fence...of course, when the Pegasu pony goes out the door and tries to do so, an explosion occurss sending her right back into the house, hitting a wall.

Rainbow peels off, falling onto the floor. After getting up and removing the char off her face, the Pegasus pony comments, "Guess it's true, that fence can make your explode if you try to go by it, flying or so. What was I thinking when I suggested it at the last Equestrian meeting? Still, cool idea though."

Rainbow goes over the carpet, remarking, "Only a few can survive the nasty horror of Mog, Equestria's most ugliest mug." The pony now goes over into her room and goes over to the trophy case, taking out a paper tiara. "Say, it's my crown from 'Alicorn-A-Lot'. Oh man! Why did they stopped making the Fiery Grass Triple Deluxe?! Lame!"

Rainbow now grabs a familiar Metal Detector with a new shovel, which she took from Iron Will a while ago, commentating, "All right, it's my Shadowbolts Black Metal Detector, with a new built in shovel attachment!" The pony then sat down at her Game machine. "Okay, since I am locked up for a while, may as well see what new game I got for my Game Machine."

After the usual logo, Rainbow saw the game's logo, making her frown upon seeing it. Are they kidding her?

"Argh! Educational Problem Solvers featuring Liu Pony and Johnny Rage? Come on, video games can't make you learn!" Rainbow groans a bit.

Regardless, Rainbow plays her video game for a few seconds then stop playing, getting back up. She must resolved her problem of cloud house arrest and get payback on Celestia...or maybe do something else...

Rainbow goes over to the table, spotting no paper. She groans, "Awww, man! I wish that I didn't used all my paper on that..." We now see a familiar drawing while the pony continues, "...scienticially accurate picture of Princess Celestia. Well, the next issue of Teen Colt Squad may as well wait."

Rainbow now goes over to another part of the house where her dryer is at, spotting two wing shaped pillows which she take. The pony comments, "The pillows filled with dust mites and they look like wings." Rainbow now opens the dryer, taking some camo pants inside. "Wow! I figure if I ran these babies through the dryer a lot of times, I would get them to my size eventually!"

Rainbow goes over to the stuff, spotting some stuffing that looks like Celestia's mane, saying, "Great, I knocked the stuffing right out of the couch again." The pony takes the stuffing. "I should stop having those bad dreams of being on the beach with Pinkie Pie in maid clothes. Argh!"

Rainbow heads over to the arcade machine of Metal Iron the Invincible, the thing hasn't been working for a while even when she has the thing brought up from the local arcade.

"Metal Iron the Invincible continues to torment with being broken and not working at all!" Rainbow exclaims in annoyance.

Then Rainbow got an idea: maybe there's a way to get by that fence and her friends can help! But first, the pony heads back to Fluttershy, taking out a pillow while remarking deivlishly, "Hey there, Cutesystiltskin, are we feeling tired?"

"Now that you mentioned it...wait, hang on." Fluttershy said in concern. "Are you planning on having a pillow fight with me again and getting off the first sneak attack?'

"Argh, not anymore! Thanks for ruining the surprise!" Rainbow groans a bit. Time to get back to action, the pony heads back to her computer room and looks out the window, taking the stuffing out. "Right, the princess's very beautiful yet long mane that supposed to hide her head. Check."

Rainbow drops the couch stuffing right onto the cloud. Sweetie blinks while asking, "Whatcha doing, Rainbow?"

"Hey, Scootaloo, what's old, white and smells like cake?"

"Pinkie Pie on a hot summer day?" Scootaloo guess to Rainbow curiously.

"No, the other thing." Rainbow corrects to Scootaloo, though the mare is secretly chuckling over the guess.

"Ah, the princess!"

"Come on, Ah think Ah know what Rainbow's doing!" Apple Bloom exclaims. She and her friends rush towards the effigy and got to work before heading back to her friends. Soon the effigy itself has a familiar mane on it.

Rainbow takes the towel out, commentating, "Royal White Coat in size 'Whatever'. Check."

"Yeah!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders cheers as Rainbow drops the towel, they rush over and put it onto the effigy, showing off a white coat. The mare now takes out the pillows.

"The princess's big wings. Check."

Rainbow now drops the pillows onto the clouds. The Cutie Mark Crusaders seize them and put into the effigy which is now looking like the princess herself. Only one more thing left to put on the thing.

"And finally, the big tiara that the princess wears that makes her so mighty and make her act like she owns the place. Check." Rainbow said as she throws down the paper tiara which the trio adds to the effigy.

"Wow, it looks like the princess." Scootaloo comments. It's true, the effigy now looks like Celestia, everything.

"Oh, hey, Princess Celestia." Pinkie comments to the effigy happily.

"Wait, it's the princess! Get her, burn the alicorn up!" Spike exclaims furiously at the effigy. The baby dragon is ticked off by the taxes and can't take it anymore.

"Burn her!" Big Macintosh exclaims furiously.

Twilight sighs in defeat, looks like she has no choice now. The rest of her friends want blood. The purple unicorn comments, "Oh well, sorry princess. Take her down, girls."

"Wit' pleasure." Apple Bloom said devilishly as she and her friends take their lighters out.

"Burning princess, yay!" Sweetie exclaims as the three little fillies then light the effigy on fire. Sure enough, it burns into flames before disappearing...but not before hitting the gate and cause it to explode, now rendering the thing useless!

"All right, sweet recently restored lady freedom!" Rainbow laughs eagerly as she takes her collar off, the pony held it into the air until it bursts into flames, disappearing from sight. "All right, my little ponies, let's go forth to Cloudsdale, Cloudsdale the Free!"

"Hey, that's name of this..." Pinkie begins to say before Rainbow cuts her off.

"Quiet!"

"Okie dokie lokie!"

Author's note
Rainbow is freed of her house arrest and now wants payback. In the next chapter, the Pegasus pony seceded her litle kingdom of Cloudsdale from Equestria and declares war on Celestia...but her friends and other ponies got the same idea as well. Read, review and suggest.
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JusSonic
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Chapter 2: A Divided Equestria

Every pony of Ponyville has gotten word that Rainbow wants to meet them in Cloudsdale, via it being lowered to the ground. They stood right in front of the kingdom, along with those who weren't there when Rainbow escaped her unfair house arrest.

As the Cutie Mark Crusaders stood with Rainbow, the mare announces, "Colts, fillies and foals, it has come to my attention that we can no longer rely on our so-called great princess to help us! My recent imprisonment has shown me that we can't be free until we get rid of the authority of Princess Celestia! In fact, from now on, I am not going to call her by her royal title, but will call her 'Celestia'. As of right now...Cloudsdale has seceded from Equestria and is now its own independent nation!"

The ponies gasp in shock and disbelief. Rainbow is seceding from Equestria, something no pony has done. Turning to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, the mare said, "All right, Scootaloo, if you will..."

"Yeah." Scootaloo said as she turns on a boom box with the play button, with music playing. Rainbow's flag blow behind the pony as she continues her declaration.

"My fellow ponies, we will live in a place where we are truly free, friend to pick our friends! Free to pick our noses...and more importantly, free to pick our own friends' noses!" Rainbow exclaims as the national anthem played. "That is why I, Rainbow Dash of the Future Wonderbolts, has declare war on Celestia and will bring her down once and for all! Who is with me?!"

Rainbow smiles, expecting her fellow ponies to follow her, willing to overthrow Celestia once and for all. And all the mare could here is...wind? The pony open her eyes and saw that everyone else is gone...all but the Cutie Mark Crusaders anyway.

"Hey, where did everypony go?" Rainbow ask in confusion.

"Oh, they left while you were making that speech." Sweetie explains to Rainbow with a shrug.

"Yeah, said something about seceded separately." Apple Bloom remarks in agreement. Rainbow looks stunned and disbelief. Her friends are seceded....without her in command?!

"What?! Seceded?! They can't do that, I'm the only pony here who gets to own her own country!" Rainbow exclaims with a groan of disbelief. It looks like if the mare wants to invade and overthrow Celestia in her war, she will need more ponies and nations to help her do so. "Well, I got you Scootaloo. Come on, we got an empire to build."

"Not a chance!" Scootaloo snaps to Rainbow, much to the mare's shock. Did her number one fan just said that to her?

"Huh?! Hey, what gives? Is that any way to treat your dictator, idol and raquetball partner?"

"Nnope, we Cutie Mark Crusaders decided 'ta secede too an' Scootaloo is one o' us after all!" Apple Bloom explains with a smile.

"Yeah, we're forming our own nation as well!" Sweetie giggles happily. "We could be...Cutie Mark Crusader Leaders!"

"YAY! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER LEADERS!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders cheers on, making Rainbow cringe a bit. The Pegasus pony cannot believe what she's hearing. For the other ponies decided to make their own country, now these three little foals?

"Come on, Scoots! You can't secede from Cloudsdale! It's treason!" Rainbow protests to Scootaloo in disbelief.

"Too late, I just did, Rainbow Jerk!" Scootaloo snaps to Rainbow much to the mare's annoyance.

"Fine, whatever! What's the name of your boring loser country for boring losers anyway?"

"We called it 'Cutie Mark Crusaders and Tirerea'." Sweetie explains to Rainbow with a grin.

"'Cutie Mark Crusaders and Tirerea'?" Rainbow ask in a 'are you kidding' kinda voice? "That's the best name that you girls can think of? Honestly, you need to rethink that one."

"Yeah, Sweetie Belle is 'de one who came up wit' it." Apple Bloom remarks then frowns. "But it's our nation so we git what we can take!"

"Yeah, here, we help those without cutie marks find their talents!" Scootaloo exclaims with a smirk. "What can you do, Rainbow Dictator?"

Rainbow slaps her forehead in annoyance, how can these three go and insult her like that? She glances at the sign while saying distastefully, "'Cutie Mark Crusaders and Tirerea'? Lame name for a new country. Girls, look, I know there has been some tension between me and Scoots, and maybe I said some stuff about you, maybe I drop rain on you that I often don't mean to, but come on! What's Cloudsdale without Scootaloo and maybe you three!"

"Ha! You always say that!"

"Maybe if you treat us with respect more, we wouldn't have to secede." Sweetie said to Rainbow in agreement.

"Argh! After all I've subjected my loyal subjects too, this is how you treat me, Scoots. Even you, tire?" Rainbow groans, glancing angrily to the tire for a moment. "Oh, how cold."

"Yet right." Apple Bloom remarks with a chuckle.

"Scootaloo, why would you wanna leave Cloudsdale? What about the tropical breezers? The Apple Ciders? The lots of candy?"

"You don't appreciate me! You never even taught me how to fly yet!" Scootaloo scowls as she turns away from her idol. "At least my friends would give me fair treatment than you did!"

"Hey, I've always apreciated you! I appreciated the little squee you made when you idolized me...when you tried to fly and don't...and when I dropped rain water on you one time and appreciate the smell you get when I got you out of the dryer." Rainbow chuckles a bit but saw the frowns on the three fillies' face. "Not good samples, huh?"

"Nnope. Sounds like yew don't appreciate Scootaloo at all." Apple Bloom explains with a frown. "Yew don't consider her imporant anyways."

"But Scootaloo is important, she convert carbon dioxide into oxygen so we can breathe!"

"Wait, I thought it was plants." Sweetie said a bit confused.

"Oh right, those plants. But same thing!" Rainbow exclaims with a sigh. "Scoots, look, I'm sorry, what more do you want from me?"

"Respect and candy!" Scootaloo exclaims to Rainbow sternly. "If you want me back, you gotta give me those...oh, and take my friends with me as well! Give them respect and candy too."

"Yay! Candy!" The trio of fillies squeals in delight at the demand of Scootaloo.

"Okay, you've got to join Cloudsdale, Cutie Mark Crusaders. Only then can we take the barbarians living in Canterlot." Rainbow said to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. "Then we can scrimmage against the East Bullies next Tuesday!"

"No way!"

"Scoots, at least give me my lighter back, I know you have it last."

"No." Scootaloo said with a frown. "Why should I give you something when you don't give me anything right back?"

Rainbow sighs while slapping her forehead, what is it going to take to get the Cutie Mark Crusaders into Cloudsdale, along with their nation. The pony spoke, "You are my right-hand Scootaloo, Scootaloo, come on!"

"Hmph!"

"You're going to use more than that to get Scootaloo to come back and take us with her." Sweetie said to Rainbow with a nod.

"Well...Scootaloo, what if I make you my second-in-command that you can share with your pals?" Rainbow ask the Cutie Mark Crusaders hopefully.

"Well...maybe." Scootaloo said thoughtfully. Rainbow's offer sounds tempting and reasonable.

"But we will need more than words 'ta join Cloudsdale." Apple Bloom said in determination.

"Fine, tell you what, girls. I hereby name you my 'Vice Cutie Mark Crusaders, Success To All Of Cloudsdale'. Except for that." Rainbow said as she points to a small patch of cloud nearby. "That patch of clouds over there. I traded it to Big Macintosh for those gummy apples. Man, he sure got the better deal."

"Tell yew what, give us proof o' yer offer an' we're in."

"Official proof? What do you mean by that? Are you applying for passports or something?"

"Well, I always wanted to go on a vacation to a tropical resort." Sweetie said happily.

"Okay, what if I make you all my second-in-command?" Rainbow ask deseperately once more. She got to get the Cutie Mark Crusaders on the side of Cloudsdale!

"Prove it by giving us proof, Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo said with a nod. "Otherwise, nothing doing."

"As in 'official proof' and the whole passport thing? Come on! You girls know the good times that Scootaloo and I had. Why, remember when we duct-taped that grilled cheese to Pinkie Pie's chin...this morning?"

Sure enough, there's Pinkie Pie trotting by the gorup with grilled cheese stuck on her face that she's trying to shake off. Scootaloo chuckles, "That does sound fun and interesting..."

"I will let you spend the night in the crisper drawer while it's still in the fridge..." Rainbow said, trying to tempt Scootaloo with another offer.

"Bah, not a chance! I do that anyway thanks to my privileges!"

"'De Cutie Mark Crusaders will not be easily brought!" Apple Bloom exclaims in determination as she and her friends stood together.

"FOR CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS AND TIREREA, YEAH!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders all cheer together, making Rainbow cringe once more.

"You three know that you're too small and weak to take on the mighty army of Cloudsdale!" Rainbow snaps to the leaders of another nation in determination.

"What army?" Sweetie ask Rainbow puzzled.

"Oh yeah...forget that my own version of Cloudsdale don't got an army. Still, you three don't deserve to join Cloudsdale! Hay, I'm better off without you non-cutie mark foals!"

"Fine, good riddance!" Scootaloo snaps with a grunt. Rainbow blinks in confusion. She was hoping that the three fillies would beg to join her kingdom after that.

"Wow, so much for reverse psychology." Rainbow remarks in frustration. "Look, just join Cloudsdale or I will rain hail right on you three!"

"You don't have the guts, Rainbow! Anyway, we ain't joining unless you give us proof of respect!"

Rainbow groans a bit then glares at the tire while snapping, "Steel-belted traitor." The pony flew through Cloudsdale in frustration. She knew that she herself must give proof of respect to get the Cutie Mark Crusaders to join her kingdom to begin the conquest of Equestria, but how?

"Well, despite being a card carrying litterbug, I should pick up some of the stuff around here. Cloudsdale is turning into Trashdale as it is." Rainbow sighs then spots a gameboard map. "See? My beautiful nation is already messed up by litter...wait a minute! This 'Maps & Allies' board would work to plot my course to the domination of Equestria!"

Since Celestia destroyed Rainbow's only map, she will have to make a new one to make it easier to move around and figure out where to go to from here. The Pegasus pony picks up the map and begins drawing on it.

"All right, borders her...teh ocean, some clouds and data from the survey team...put a dragon here and ha! AWESOME!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. She glances at the finished map which show the new nations as well as her own Cloudsdale and Canterlot. "All right, if I'm here and I want to get to Celestia in her castle in Canterlot...hmm, looks like I will have to take down everything and crush all the free nations until the steel-toed hoot of the Cloudsdale Empire! May as well get going if I want to take over!"

Rainbow glances at the game box, saying, "This is Fluttershy's old 'Maps & Allies' board game. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were trying to melt all the game pieces together to make one super soldier. Say, what's this?" The pony takes some toy money on the ground. "Good! This will make excellent Cloudsdale currency! I will call them 'Sonic Rainbooms'. Now we got an economy."

Before Rainbow begins her conquest, she decides to check the place out. The Pegasus pony takes out the Metal Detector, searhing around the top right corner of Cloudsdale. Soon the usual electric guitar riffs are heard, causing Rainbow to get the shovel out, digging until she pulls out some sort of power strip.

"Sweet! Check how rusty this thing is, must be ancient! It's an ancient...power...strip? Okay?' Rainbow remarks with a shrug, not sure what to make of the power strip. Must be important. The pony uses the Metal Detector on the left and found something. The pony digs up what appears to be a Cloudsdale T-Shirt. "Awesome! It's Cousin Heart's old war medals! Oh, man! They didn't turned into an undead soldier. Horse apples!"

It's time for the conquest to begin. Rainbow checks her map and heads to a part of Ponyville where Fluttershy's new nation is at.

Author's note
Looks like in order for Rainbow to take on Celestia, she must take over the other nations under the reign of Cloudsdale. In the next chapter, the Pegasus pony begins the attack on Animal (Meek) House (ruled by Fluttershy) and works on getting the Cutie Mark Crusaders on her side. Read, review and suggest.
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Author's note
Greenrob, this story takes place before the events of 'Curse of the Demon Pony' so the Mane Six hasn't met Golden Heart yet. So sorry, can't use him for this fic.

Chapter 3: Two Nations Conquered

Rainbow stops by her place and saw a package. The pony remarks puzzled, "'PPA'? Wasn't expecting any packages..." The Pegasus pony opens it and took out a special pin. "All right! It's the pilot wings from Pegasus Pony Airlines that they gave me for going through a flight without crying!"

Of course, Rainbow looks embarrassed by what she just said. The Pegasus quickly 'corrects' herself, "Err, I meant for landing the plane...saving the pones on it...and making out with the stallions...after the pilot got a cramp...which I gave him, yeah..."

Rainbow begins using the Metal Detector to see if she can find anything here. After a while, an electric guitar riff is. Bingo! The Pegasus uses a shovel to dig until she found some sort of 3-ring binder.

"Sweet, a priceless treasure from an ancient civilization! Also one cool way to get organizaiton when going back to good!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. Next, the pony opens the mailbox and taking a cover out for a familiar game. "Nice! It's the instructions for Educational Problem Solvers featuring Liu Pony and Johnny Rage! Luckily, yours truly made sure to tear the book into individual pages and hid them all over Ponyville. I send the cover to myself so that if we ever decide to secede from Equestria and when I decided to have all countries under Cloudsdale rule, I would have it."

Rainbow trots through Ponyville and arrives to outside Fluttershy's cottage. She looks up and saw a banner which reads 'Animal House' up front.

"'Animal House', sounds like Fluttershy's country." Rainbow remarks with a shrug as she goes into the cottage. There's the yellow Pegasus pony in question which has a new flag on her couch with two papers that said 'Bill of Rights' and 'Constituion' on the table.

Fluttershy's animals friend is helping their ruler with some work when the mare saw Rainbow coming. She smiles while saying, "Greetings, fellow ruler. Welcome to Animal House, a constitutional monarch that is rich in tradition and low in saturated fat."

"Yeah, not always true." Rainbow remarks to Fluttershy making Angel frowns at her.

"Whatever you say. Have you come to discuss a peaceful trade agreement between our 2 countries?"

"More like coming to discuss a violent coup between your Mouthia and my Bequietistan! I think you know why I'm here!"

"Hey, you can't boss me around or push me around, Rainbow! I am the Queen of my own nations!" Fluttershy snaps to Rainbow in determination as Angel nods in agreement. "Why, I got the documents that proves it. I am more assertive than ever."

Rainbow roll her eyes while remarking, "Sure. So anyway, Cute-Cute-ronemy, how about giving up your illusions of mediocirty and just join Cloudsdale?" Angel waves a carrot at the Pegasus pony as if saying 'back off'. "Oh yeah? Wanna go, bunny boy?"

"No! I am the mare wiht the flag, documents and...what's to say that you won't join my country? We treat animals and each other right!"

"Forget it, knock it off, Fluttershy. Sooner or later, you're going to shed tears and give up. So why drag it out further?'

"Still queen, still queen, still queen..." Fluttershy said nervously. She isn't going to let Rainbow push her around. The yellow Pegasus pony isn't going to let those times of being assertive go to waste, especially after what happened with Iron Will.

"Come on, your Shyness, give up and join Cloudsdale already!" Rainbow snaps in annoyance. "I got more important things to do than argue about this."

"No, my kingdom and I will always be in defiance...just to the left." Fluttershy comments while moving to the left a bit. Angel nods in agreement while throwing a nut at Rainbow who ducks it.

"No need for that, Angel! Anyway, your invasion of the arts and whatever store has been...lacky to say the least, your yellowness."

"Well, Angel and I are the only ones doing the secession thing right. Why, as the last of my royal bloodline..."

"Or only as I haven't seen your parents just yet." Rainbow chuckles a bit, making Fluttershy sighs at the comment. It's sad but it's also true.

Of course, her friend does her best to ignore Rainbow's comment as she continues, "...I got a responsibility to build my country's traditions for generations to come." Fluttershy points to a flag while saying, "Why, I made that flag by hoof." She then points to papers. "Also, I use a whole calligraphy by mouth when it comes to making the royal constitution and bill of rights."

"Right, I guess I can take back the parents part. You know how impress stallions...or act like a lady, I think. So whatcha working on, Fluttershy? An early draft for your terms of surrender."

"Oh, absolutely not, Rainbow Dash! I am making medals for my cabinet members and chiefs of staff!"

"Uh, let me guess, your members and chiefs of staff are the animals, right?" Rainbow ask Fluttershy as the blue Pegasus pony glances at the animals working, eagerly helping their friend with her country.

"Oh yes!" Fluttershy exclams with a smile. "Purpely ceremonial of course, that way my subjects will feel more important and appreciated."

"And who do you got so far?"

"Well...I think the huge bear will take my 'position under conflagration'. But he kept scaring the animals so I have to cancel the idea."

Rainbow sighs a bit. She got to figure out a way to get Fluttershy to surrender. The pony figures if she destroyed the yellow one's flag, Bill of Rights and Constitution, Fluttershy would have to give up. But Rainbow has no lighter and Scootaloo has it.

Rainbow goes over to a chair and saw a fake sword, remarking, "It's Fluttershy's fake sword for when she uses for her...ugh, fake live action role playing." The blue pony takes it. "Never before have a huge pipe and duct tape made so much mighty a lame blade."

With a mischievous smile, Rainbow then uses the fake sword on Fluttershy as if to knight her, saying, "I dub thee...Lady Squeaksalot. Hee hee hee!"

Angel roll his eyes at the comment while Fluttershy said meekly, "Thank you...I think."

Rainbow takes the pilot wings out, showing them to Fluttershy while saying, "Hey, Your Groundness, how about..."

"Wow, pilot wings, for me? You want me to..."

"Gah! What the hay am I thinking?! I can't give something this cool to Fluttershy! One of her animals may eat it by mistake!" Rainbow quickly put the wings away then spots a box on Fluttershy's couch. She looks under it, finding a souvenir flag. "What's this? A souvenir flag for Meek House?"

"Animal House." Fluttershy corrects Rainbow. "And yes, I have made 2,000 of them for my inauguration. It took Angel's carrot patch to do so as well."

Rainbow checks a bookcase and pulls out a drawing of a tar pit. The pony said, "Nice! An ancient scroll with an ancient drawing of one ancient tar pit! This could give me one cool idea for Teen Colt Squad...once I find paper or something else to do the issue with."

Rainbow glances at the wing then grins, maybe she has an idea on how to get Scootaloo back to Cloudsdale and take over the country of 'The Cutie Mark Crusaders & Tirerea'.

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Rainbow returns to the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Tirerea. The fillies were busy figuring out how to improve their country when the mare came up to Scootaloo and put the pilot wings on her, much to the Pegasus filly's surprise.

"Wait, what's this?" Scootaloo ask in surprise and amazement.

"Are those a pair of wings?" Sweetie ask Rainbow in surprise.

"It's a medal of honor, Scootaloo, for you to share with your friends!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. "I, Rainbow Dash, hereby apoint you three to be the Commander of my...Secret Cutie Mark Police. Yeah."

"Really, us?" Apple Bloom ask as Scootaloo squees happily. "Yew want us 'ta..."

"That's right. Now Scoots, how about we put this silly family feud behind us? Do so and you won't be snowed on for past war crimes if any...and who knows? I could let you have all the candy from each country."

"Yeah! Okay, here, you can have this, Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo exclaims with a smile as she gave a lighter to her idol.

Rainbow, taking the lighter, grins while exclaiming, "Oh yeah! It's my lighter! I figure getting you back wasn't a total waste after all!"

"YAY! WE'RE THE SECRET CUTIE MARK POLICE!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders all cheers wildly. The Cutie Mark Crusaders & Tirerea country is now under the control of Cloudsdale.

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We now see a map as oldsy music begins to play with arrows pointing to the Cutie Mark Crusaders & Tirerea while it turns red, signaling that Cloudsdale has taken it over.

An announcer spoke up, "Dateline: Cloudsdale, a nation that was devastated by civil war that pits sister against sister, tire against cinder block! Now the long ibg nightmare is done and over with thanks to one huge leader...Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash, your stare is on the rise!!!"

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"Thanks for the honor, Rainbow Dash." Sweetie said happily as the Cutie Mark Crusader salute Rainbow. "We will make you proud!"

"I know you can. Girls, look around you!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly as she motions to all over the place. "Cloudsdale, from cloud to a fence!"

"Wouldn't it be better if we done got more places 'ta look at an' play wit?" Apple Bloom ask Rainbow curiously.

"Oh, you're right, Apple Bloom. We will need to take more countries for better scenery!" Rainbow spots something behind the tire and look behind it. She takes out another souvenir flag, this time of 'The Cutie Mark Crusaders & Tirerea'. "Oh, a souvenir flag from the Cutie Mark Crusaders & Tirerea, eh? Well, tire, let's see how you hold out once you are subject to the Loyal Re-education Program of Cloudsdale!"

Rainbow smirks devilishly as she looks at a familiar box and takes a lighter out. The pony remarks, "'Maps and Allies' eh? How about Maps and Explosions?!' With a mad laugh, Rainbow sets the game box on fire, causing it to blow up. "Oh yeah! Come on, girls, time for us to take over Meek House!"

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Rainbow arrives at Animal Mouse, smiling madly. This place is as good as hers.

"Fluttershy, prepare yourself before Cloudsdale is about to invade." Rainbow remarks devilishly. First off, the pony goes over to a bed made for the animals. She pretends to whine, "Awww, mom! I have to clean the animals' bed again?"

Rainbow uses the lighter to set the bed on fire, remarking, "Oh yeah, job is well done." The pony then enters the cottage through a window, going into the kitchen and heads up to the smoke detector. She then uses the lighter to set it on fire. "Whoa! So much for that thing keeping Fluttershy safe! Oh well."

Rainbow spots bars on another window. Why Fluttershy needs it, the cyan Pegasus pony has no idea.

"Man, of all the weeks for Fluttershy to decide to put bars on all the windows but one! Well, at least it keeps Angel from sleep walking. Time for this pony to send a top secret message to my stallion on the outside." Rainbow remarks. She takes her lighter out, flicking it on and off near a window as if to send a message via Pony Morse code. "Operation...Awesome...Is...A Go. Send...Out...Secret Plans...At Once."

Rainbow got something, only it's card that is tossed through a window, she glances at it while saying, "All right! It's a drawing of...an egg?" The Pegasus pony frowns in annoyance. This is the best that she can get from the 'stallion on the outside'. Rainbow remarks sarcastically, "Oh nice. I can make a drawing of an omelet, I guess."

Rainbow uses the lighter to make another signal, snapping, "Thanks...For...Nothing...Lame-O."

Rainbow decides that it's time to invade so she rushes into the main room, flying past the animals. Before they or Fluttershy could stop here, the cyan Pegasus pony quickly set the flag on fire, destroying it much to the yellow pony's shock.

"Awwww!" Fluttershy whines a bit then tries to be brave. "Well, I still got the other two...right?"

"Not for long!" Rainbow laughs madly as she heads for the Constitution. Angel tries to get in her way but the pony push him aside then set fire to the whole thing, making Fluttersh yyelp.

"Awwww! Well...I suppose we could be a vassal state, I guess..." Fluttershy's sadness got worst as Rainbow set the Bill of Rights on fire. "Awwww!"

Rainbow smiles evilly. Looks like the animals has no more documents for power or whatever! She jumps onto the couch while exclaiming with her upper forelegs in the air, "Yeah! Time for the occupation to begin!" The animals frowns, making noises or whatever. Obviously they aren't ready to give up to this dictator just yet.

"You can burn what you want, Rainbow Dash, but no matter what, you will never put out the fire in my animals' hearts."

"Oh, resisting me, eh? Well, maybe I can introduce you and your animal friends to my Secret Cutie Mark Police!"

Fluttershy and the animals turns and gasps as the front door opens. There they are, the Cutie Mark Crusaders with Scootaloo holding a lighter, Apple Bloom holding a set of nail clippers and Sweetie holding a spray, all of them look at the resistance threateningly.

"Well, sounds like we done got resistance in here, girls." Apple Bloom said to her friends with a devilish smile on her face. "Want us 'ta pull some toes out, Rainbow Dash?"

"Yeah, or maybe spray them with water?" Sweetie ask with a chuckle while holding the spray to the nervous animals.

"Come on, give the word, my leader and we will handle the resistance in no time!" Scootaloo remarks with a laugh. The animals gasps and went into hiring while Fluttershy pales a bit. She would've use the Stare but the mare vows not to use it on another pony, even foals!

"Okay, okay! I give up! I will let Cloudsdale take me over!" Fluttershy exclaims nervously. Rainbow smiles in delight. Animal/Meek House has given up to Cloudsdale!

"Oh yeah!" Rainbow exclaims, flying into the air eagerly. "First Meek House! Tomorroe, Equ..."

"Uh...excuse me? May I be your cultural adviser? If that's all right with you of course..."

"That depends. Are you going to follow me over the place, acting meekly and try to talk to me? Not to be mean but I can't afford any delays in my world takeover."

As Rainbow lands on the floor, Fluttershy looks down as she said, "Well, yes...that's what it means, I guess. Squee."

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We see the map and hear the old time music once more as arrows point at Aniomal House that turns red. The announcer is heard once more.

"Animal House has given up! In a humiliating display of shyness, Her Ladyship 'Queen' Animal Lover Fluttershy Alley Susan the Cute did everything but collapse into a lot of sobs when dealing with the military hooves of superior Rainbow Dash."

We now see a defeated Fluttershy.

"Better luck next time, little pony!"

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"Okay, Yellow, time for us to annex some countries so we can attack Celestia!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly. Cloudsdale has taken over two countries now, time for more to begin the invasion of Canterlot.

"Yes, you go, I will follow, my mistress." Fluttershy said, bowing to Rainbow much to her annoyance.

"Ugh, don't call me 'mistress', it doesn't sound right for some reason. Anyway, stay here while I check to see what Applejack is doing."

Rainbow leaves Animal House and check the map and frowns as she saw a certain country on it: 'Sweet Apple Acrestantinople'. Looks like Applejack has her own country as well.

"May as well get this over with." Rainbow remarks as she heads off to Sweet Apple Acrestantinople.

Author's note
All right, Rainbow has taken over two countries but will still need more to take Canterlot. In the next chapter, she meets Applejack whose country is neutral but she got an...interesting market. along with some other stuff. Then Rainbow goes to the country of Unicornia to make an alliance with Rarity but how to do so? By the moves and dancing, of course! Read, review and suggest.
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Chapter 4: Rarity's New Groove

Sweet Apple Acrestantinople is pretty much Applejack's home/business of Sweet Apple Acres, with a stand up front and all. Rainbow came up to the place as her friend is there.

"Howdy, potentator! Welcome 'ta Sweet Apple Acrestantinople!" Applejack exclaims to Rainbow with a smile. She gave a wink before continuing, "So what can Ah do yew fer?"

"Aww, hay, Applejack. You started your own country too?" Rainbow ask Applejack with a frown.

"Well, it's technically an autonomous commowealth but yeah. 'Dat's 'de general idea!"

"So let's get down business. Wanna join Cloudsdale, AJ?"

"Nnope, sorry! 'De Apple Family an' Ah declare 'dis 'ta be neutral territory." Applejack refuses Rainbow's request. "In other words, we are staying out o' yer civil war 'dat yew started."

"Uh, you do know that your little sister has a country with Scootaloo and Sweetie and is in alliance with me now, right?" Rainbow ask Applejack puzzled.

"Well, okay, Apple Bloom ain't neutral. An' our big brother Big Mac got his own country. But other than them, 'de Apple Family ain't getting involved in 'de conflict!"

"Oooh, I am sooooo sorry, Miss Neutral CowPony. The pony must make decisions at her own home?"

"Two reasons, Rainbow Dash. One, there ain't any money in taking sides. An' two, we Apples prefer not 'ta fight our friends even in these tough times, don't yew know." Applejack said to Rainbow. The cowpony prefers not to takes side when it comes to money and doesn't want to fight her own friends no matter what side they are on.

"But everyone is everypony is joining Cloudsdale!" Rainbow protests to Applejack with a frown. "Come on, you gota join!"

"Nnope an' good few yer! Once yer economy is blasted, that means more ponies 'ta buy stuff fro' me an' be mah friends again!"

Rainbow sighs and decides to give up trying to take Sweet Apple Acrestantinople. It's obvious that Applejack and the Apple Family members who didn't have their own country won't join Cloudsdale and want to stay neutral. Perhaps it's for the best anyway. If anything were to happen to Applejack during the war should she and her family joined, no more Apple Cider Season or good apple stuff period!

Rainbow decides to change the subject as she ask, "So what are you selling, AJ?"

"Shucks, Ah am selling a lot cheap completely legal tourist stuff!" Applejack explains to Rainbow with a smile. "All o' them are 100% legal an' done awesome! Ah got cheese, watches, chocolate, watches 'dat are cheesy, chocolate covered cheese..."

"Dang, where did you get this horsecrap anyhow?"

"Ah have been all over o' course, fro' Draconia 'ta 'de Crystal Pony Empire, crystal ponies who are allies wit' Canterlot. Ah could tell yew a thing or two."

"Really? Go ahead, tell me!" Rainbow urges to Applejack eagernly.

"Nnope!" Applajack remarks to Rainbow with a frown and just end it there.

"Fine then. Get me one of those cheap souvenirs then."

"Shucks, Ah done ran out o' 'de good stuff. Y'all Ah got left is 'dis here Clockwork Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow watch as Applejack put some sort of moving doll version of the Pegasus pony right onto the counter. It activates, singing some sort of tune, "Come toooo, the place where the tropical breezes bloooow..." Of course, then it blurs a bit, spew out gibberish and soon breaks down, saying 'freaky' a few times.

"Awww, horse feathers, cheap foreign made horsecrap!" Applejack groans in annoyance at the thing. Looking up to Rainbow, she continues, "How about 'dis? Half off 'dis thing?"

"Half off? How could I resist?" Rainbow ask with a thoughtful smile. Perhaps this item could be useful in her domination of Equestria.

"Here's 'de real question: how would yew done pay fer it?"

"Come on, isn't it obvious? With the currency of Cloudsdale, the most juicy and moisy of all barely legal tender."

Rainbow grins as she take her money out, putting it right onto the counter. Applejack looks amazed as she exclaims, "Hoo dowdy! 100 Sonic Rainbooms?! Why, 'dat got 'ta be better as 1,000,000 Crystals!"

"And they're all good! Keep the change and buy something cool, dangerous and illegal!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. She then takes the toy and pocket it, the pony yelps as the thing shakes her a bit. "Whooooooa....Simon...w-what an od-d-d-d-d s-sensation." Rainbow stops shaking as she finally made the toy stop. "Weird. So AJ, how about I get another one of those cheap souvenirs, AJ?"

"Sorry, yew took mah last one. Probably fer 'de best. Ah gotta clear everything 'ta make room fer...mah...cough cough...OTHER...cough cough...merchandise."

"Well, isn't that intriguing so, what do you know about the Unicornians, the ponies who named their country right after a place from the Hearth's Warming Eve place?"

"Oh, yew mean Unicornia? 'Dat place is a second home t'a me! Why, Ah go there all 'de time!" Applejack explains to Rainbow eagerly.

Rainbow nods a bit. She wants to continue her conquest but there are still some questions on her mind. The pony then ask, "So you sold only cheap souvenirs at this place? No cool spoils from warring nations divided by major political unrest that you can give me as well?"

"Hold it, Rainbow Dash! Not a chance! No way 'dat yers truly can be caught selling stuff like weapons, fake IDS, harvest organs..."

Rainbow nods as she spoke, "Right, but if I were to say..."

Applejack interrupts Rainbow with a snap, "Ain't done yet, hold yer horses! Anyway, illegally gotten artificats, unlicensed merchandise, pirated DVDs, an' all 'dat phooey!" The pony pauses a bit. "Okay, Ah am now done!"

"Fine, fine. But if I want to look for that stuff, any idea where to go to?"

"Oh, if yew want 'dat stuff, 'de best place yew be wanting is 'de Black Market...of course, not 'dat Ah know where 'dat is." Applejack said as if hiding something. She then winks at Rainbow. "Wink!"

"Well, that is very...intriguing." Rainbow said in interest. Normally Pinkie Pie runs a Black Market at the back of Sugarcube Corner, which her employers has no idea that she's doing. But Applejack, an honest pony?

Rainbow ends the conversion then trots around, walking around a tree, mumbling, "Wow, I must be on the wrong side of town." She spots a door in the back of the tree itself before knocking on it. Some sort of eye-slit opens up as a pair of familiar eyes poke out at her. "Oh, hey madam. Is this place the place where I can pick up...certain packages...from the legitimiate sweepstakes...fulfilliment center?"

"What? Aw, no way, Rainbow Dash! Dis here is an extended branch o' de Black Market!" A familiar voice is heard as the eye slit is closed. The door opens up, revealing Applejack near some shelves. "Which Ah am running in Pinkie Pie's absence! So what can Ah give yew? Weapons, artificats, organs?"

"Well, never thought that a honest business pony like you are in that stuff."

"We all have our own dark secrets, Rainbow Dash."

"Sweet! How about some heavy weapons, AJ?" Rainbow ask with a devilish smirk. "Celestia must be shot right out of the sky and out of Canterlot!"

"Nnope, sorry! Ah done shipped 'de last o' mah weapons out earlier." Applejack answers, much to Rainbow's disappointment.

"What? Even those cool bazooka flamethrowers that throw out throwing stars?"

"Ah send them out 'ta Draconia! Those dragons are having some trouble wit' some fancy pant smarty mouth rebels."

Well, so much for weapons but Rainbow tries again, asking, "So you don't got any weapons to sell whatsoever, huh?"

"Nnope an' probably few 'de best too! Ah was thinking o' gitting out o' de arms trade stuff anyhow!" Applejack explains. "Something about 'dat stuff doesn't feel right 'ta 'dis pony. Ah am now getting more money selling harvest organs an' stolen cultural treasures."

"So these artifacts. What are you referring to?"

"Yer're in luck! Ah done got one left fro' an illegal excavation in 'de Ditzy Doo Reservation, those folks who came fro' there told me it was priceless!"

"Okay, cool." Rainbow said thoughtfully. Perhaps that artifact can be of use from here. "So how much are you asking for?"

"Ah said 'priceless', in orders words, Ah ain't trading 'dis thing 'ta yew no how." Applejack explains. "But Ah could trade it though."

"Trade it for what?"

"Shucks, Ah am technically out o' everything 'ta sell so why not make me an offer?"

"Aaand, what do you want for that 'ancient artifact' again?" Rainbow ask Applejack curiously. That artifact thing sounds too good to pass up.

"Told yew, Ah ain't selling it, remember?" Applejack reminds Rainbow, a bit annoyed by the pony's pretend cluelessness. "But find something valuable an' Ah am willing 'ta trade fer it."

"All right, this pony is in the mood for some fresh organs, perhaps a pancreas or a gallbllader."

"Sorry, fresh out o' organs, Rainbow."

"Ugh. This is the worst Black Market ever, especially one that is extended from Pinkie Pie's basement." Rainbow groans in disbelief. What kind of black market doesn't have cool items like organs, weapons and the whatnot?

Applejack shrugs a bit as she explains, "Ain't ah fault! It's Princess Celestia who bought 'dis stuff fer! Not sure Ah want 'ta know what she's using them fer!"

"Oh horse feathers, I wanted to make my army of the undead! Seriously, how cool is that?!"

"'De princess kept calling them 'Bronies' fer some reason. Still, why do Ah care since she kept driving 'de prices up anyhow? But if yew want anything, say tonsils or a nice pretendix, 'dat be worth a fortune. Any conditions, plus no questions asked!"

Rainbow decides to end the conversion there since she don't got anything to trade Applejack for the artifact right now. The Pegasu spony remarks, "You are a shady character for the Element of Honesty, Applejack."

"Cool in 'de shade!" Applejack said before closing the door of the Black Market.

Rainbow flew away from the tree. She must find something to trade for that artifact, but what? The pony then goes to a bush and pulls out another souvenir flag.

"It's a souvenir flag from the cost-conscious nation of Sweet Apple Acrestantinople!" Rainbow exclaims. The pony flies around and found a box near a fence, looking under it and finding a familiar manual page. "Cool! Page 3 of my Liu Pony and Johnny Rage instruction manual which shows players how to do the lethally educated 'Logarithm Attack' move!"

Rainbow flies near the Tree and uses her Metal Detector, there must be some cool item around here. Eventually, the thing picks up something before she took the shovel out, digging. Soon the pony pulls out some sort of tuning fork from the fork.

"Found it! Hmm, appears to be some kind of...grodolate...tuning fork?" Rainbow ask puzzled at the tuning fork. She uses the thing and gets a familiar sound. "Wow, sounds like Derpy."

Rainbow flies over to the brick wall, then goes behind it. She picks up a flag of Cloudsdale while exclaiming, "All right, a collectible souvenir flag from Cloudsdales! Wall, I knew you are always loyal to me!"

Rainbow takes her map out to decide where to go to next: the Ditzy Doo Reservation or Unicornia. She decides to go to the latter. Rarity, from what she heard on the way to Applejack's place, is said to be running the place so it's time to make an alliance with the leader.

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Rarity obviously didn't waste time in seceding the fashion way from Equestria: she turns her Carousel Baroque into some sort of disco club for her subjects and guests. The ruler of Unicornia sat at a table, smiling at the action while three familiar fillies are playing music as the DJs, obviously Sweetie is doing a favor for her big sister. Ponies are on the dance floor, dancing or buying stuff.

We can hear Rainbow's voiceover, "Unicornia: exotic land of enchantment! Mystery! And ladies' drinks special on Tuesday night!" The Pegasus pony enters the place in determination. "I have made my way to a trendy fashion ship turned disco club in the nation's capital, for a meeting with the fashion beautiful princess herself."

Of course, Rainbow is startled as a familiar friend of hers is behind the bar, calling out, "Howdy, Rainbow Dash!"

"Wait, AJ? You're the leader of Unicornia too?" Rainbow ask in confusion. Can a pony like Applejack be leader of two countries?

"Nnope! Ah am just tending 'de bar an' doing some good work. Not 'dat I am embezzling a lot of bits fro' Rarity without her knowing it...an' Ah done mean it! Ah am a honest pony after all!"

"Oh, how sweet. So what are you doing in Unicornia, Applejack?"

"Shucks, Ah was stationed here right after 'de war. Kinda fell in love wit' 'de place." Applejack explains to Rainbow with a smile. The Pegasus pony is not sure if her friend was ever in a war or if it was all in her mind right now.

Rainbow spots Rarity then nods as she poke up, "Hey Rarity."

"Ah, Rainbow Dash. How nice of you to come to the presence of the princess which is me of course." Rarity said to Rainbow Dash with a smile.

"Hey, that's 'Empress Dictator for Life' Rainbow Dash! So you name your place Unicornia after what Princess Platinum tried to call Equestria in the Hearth's Warming Eve play?"

"Certainly! May as well give her effort. She did got a wonderful name generations ago.

"Fine, all right, let's cut to the chase." Rainbow said with a nod. May as well get to the chase right now. "Your glowly, LED-infused nightlife, cooler cellphones and fashion amazes me. Perhaps we should discuss an alliance, yes?"

"No, absolutely not. No offense, but you aren't cool or has more class than me!" Rarity snaps to Rainbow unamusingly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not cool or more class enough?! You're serious?! Why before I became Empress Dictator-for-Life, I have served times as the Malarquee of Cool as well as Awesomeness!"

"If you wish to prove your words, then do so! I don't make alliances with those whom I got doubts for."

Applejack agrees as she remarks, "Rainbow, yew done better have 'ta back them fancy words wit' fancier actions in order 'ta impress 'de princess." Even she knows that Rarity can be pensnickety when it comes to this kind of stuff.

Rainbow must find a way to impress Rarity so she can make an alliance with Cloudsdale. Turning to another subject, the leader of raising country ask, "So what are Unicornia's chief exports?"

"I'm glad you asked. Unicornia got the best dresses found anywhere, Darling." Rarity explains to Rainbow, pleased that the Pegasus pony has taken interest. "There's even technology that goes way beyond the other countries."

"Sounds pretty cool, I love those ideas. What else?"

"Oh, well we also got markers that will ever go out of style...along with the pens that will make writing erase at will."

"Whoa, seriously?" Rainbow ask Rarity in amazement. "Does that involves the red tips and everything?"

"Of course! As well as changing weather and the climate whenever Unicornia pleases it to be." Rarity remarks, much to Rainbow's amazement.

"Whoa cupcakes! Is that even legal? Or ethnical? Or even physically possible without the use of time travel at all?!"

"Shucks, yew should've seen 'em before 'de Equestrian Alliance got involved!" Applejack exclaims to Rainbow with a smile.

"Fine, okay. I will let you join Cloudsdale, no more beginning..." Rainbow remarks with a slight chuckle, getting to the chase quickly.

"Absolutely not! I refuse to join forces with any country with lack of style and class!" Rarity exclaims to Rainbow in annoyance.

"And I accept your gracious...wait, NO STYLE?! Listen, Miss Persnicket, I am one explosive volcano of style! Why I can lay waste to those lame-o unstylish villagers below! I can prove it! Just...err, any ideas on how to prove it?"

"That's simple. Dance for me and I will see if you got style and class."

"Wait, dance for you?" Rainbow ask in surprise. So she has to dance and prove herself that she got style to Rarity? "So I gotta do that, huh? Shake my sweet cool flank?"

"Not sure, Rainbow Dash." Applejack said in concern. "Takes more than a shiny flank 'ta impress this fancy frou frou princess."

"So do I really have to dance and act like a prissy fashion girl? I just want to give to the next country! Why not give me a right of passage or a work visa? At least a green card? What, you don't want to get married, do you?"

"Please, I am not that kind of unicorn like you are!" Rarity scoffs a bit, making Rainbow a bit uneasy by the comment. "It's either dance or go away. I got better ruling to do than to talk to ponies with lack of style."

"Aww, horse apples. Politcking is annoying me." Rainbow sighs as she knows that she herself must dance to impress Rarity. Turning to the Cutie Mark Crusaders playing the records, the Pegasus mare grins while saying, "Oh yeah, DJ Cutie Mark Crusaders working the extended amazing trance remix of 'The Getting up Noise', this baby last 16 hours!"

Rainbow spots a box of glowing sticks and takes one, commentating, "Must be the glow sticks that Scootaloo gives out when she and her pals spin records at clubs. For years, I thought they were those waxy soda bottle candies. Until my doctor told me that my stomach now has a half-life of 302!" Turning to Applejack while heading to the bar, the Pegasus pony ask, "Say, barkeep? Any ideas on how to get Rarity to join my awesome evil empire?"

"Knowing Rarity, yew done gotta impress her first, ain't be easy with how peasy she is." Applejack explains to Rainbow on how to impress Rarity. "Her Royal Coolness Princess Rarity got taste, style and panache, right out her royal wazoo!"

"Whoa, sounds painful! So what do I have to do? Out-cool Rarity? Or out-cool...err...her wazoo?"

"Not a chance, not while Ah am bar-tendering! 'De way 'ta impress 'dat there princess is 'ta look cool on 'de dance floor."

"Oh, that would be easy! I look cool on any type of floors!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. If dancing what she has to do to get Rarity's alliance, then dancing it shall be. "Plus, I can dance like one robotic pony that is made to dance like a cool dancing pony!"

"Good luck but Ah will tell yew, it will take more than just dancing out there, no matter what type o' robot yew are." Applejack remarks to Rainbow.

"So, give me the secret to dominationg Rarity, or Unicornia as I would like to..."

"Didn't Ah told yew already? Yew gotta bust some styles out on 'de dance floor while looking so cool an' stylish while doing so! Do those an' yew might impress Princess Rarity."

Rainbow nods a bit then continues speaking, "You got to give me some pointers on how to dance cool, AJ."

"Nnope! Cool Dancing cannot be taught...but it can be bought." Applejack explains to Rainbow the basics and so forth.

"Well, while I'm here, how about giving me a way obscenely overprice drink, Applejack?"

"What do yew want?"

"Not sure, which one tastes the best?" Rainbow ask Applejack, wondering drinks in Unicornia would taste best.

Applejack scoffs in agitation as if being offended, asking, "Taste? Ha! It ain't about taste! Yew are in Unicornia now, where being cool involves holding 'de right drink! Which is it?"

"Hmmm....I say give me the most expensive glowinest drink that you got."

"Ha, Ah done got 'de thing!" Applejack takes out some sort of green drink, putting it onto the table. "It's 'de Apple-Smasher Cider Blast, one personal favorite o' de' princess."

"The Apple-Smasher Cider Blast, huh?" Rainbow ask herself as she takes the drink from the counter. Perhaps this stuff may impress Rarity while holding the thing as the pony dances. "This weekend, ponies, treat yourself to something very chemically unstablle. Please drink irresponsibly."

Then Rainbow got an idea. Maybe it could work! The pony drop the glowstick into the drink, causing it to glow neon green some more. Cool!

"All right, we're talking now! I betcha space ponies can see this thing from space!" Rainbow exclaims excitedly. She looks up as if calling out to the space ponies right now. "Hey you guys! If you're seeing this, throw me down some freeze-fried ice cream, will ya? And not any of that Griffin horsecrap!"

It's time for this pony to get her groove on. Rainbow takes the grin while remarking, "Sweet! I can separate the strobe light honeys from the actual hot stallions...and maybe blind a few in the process." The pony trots over to the watching Rarity, time to show this unicorn her moves! "All right, Rarity, time to be blinded by awesomeness!"

Rainbow holds the drink and flash it, the thing begins to lift her into the air. Rarity and her subjects gasps, mesmerized by this sight. It is so...wonderful, full of style and class!

"Wow! 'Dat is bright!" Apple Bloom exclaims as she and her friends cover their own eyes with their own hooves to block out the light.

"Yeah, but so full of style!" Sweetie remarks with a nod.

"Hoo doggy, 'dat's what Ah call an entrance!" Applejack remarks while squinting her eyes.

Once the flash is gone and Rainbow lands on the dance floor, Rarity calls out excitedly, "That is amazing, so full of style and class! You definitely proved me wrong, Empress Dictator for Life Rainbow Dash! I shall joined Cloudsdale after all!"

"Wait, you want to join, seriously?" Rainbow ask Rarity in surprise and confusion. "But I didn't even get a chance to show off my moves yet and..."

"Rainbow, trust me. Quit while yer're ahead!" Applejack urges Rainbow quickly. The Pegasus pony has already gotten Unicornia with Cloudsdale, now is not the time to push it!

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Music is heard as we see the map once more with Unicornia turning red since they are now allianced with Cloudsdale.

"Unicornia, jewel of the east! And now that jewel's is in Rainbow Dash's crown, as she's bounced into their heathen land and showed them how our ponies do things back home! From here, Rainbow Dash can set her sights of ALL the free nations of Equestria! Maybe we should all start brushing up on our 'awesome'!"

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Rainbow smiles eagerly. Unicornia is now in her pocket, time to move on, but first some fun. The Pegasus pony took her lighter out and proceed to burn a kimino hanging on a wall neargby.

"The Flaming Kiminos. Sounds like one cute maned Fluttershy band to me." Rainbow remarks with a chuckle. The pony heads back to the bar to speak to Applejack, "I like another one of those overpriced drinks, Applejack?"

"Whatcha want?" Applejack ask her friend, going into business per usual.

"How about a thin overpriced can of Sweet Apple Acres Cider?"

"One energy sauce coming right up!" Applejack pulls out a big can of Sweet Apple Acres Cider, putting it onto the counter. "Wow, takes me back. I remember when ponies thought it was dang cool 'ta drink this stuff."

Rainbow drinks the can then spoke once more, "How about another Sweet Apple Acres Cider, Applejack? And make it special!"

"Sure, one energy sauce coming right up!" Applejack then puts another can onto the counter...though Rainbow frowns a bit, seeing nothing special about it.

"So what, that's it? Can you at least give me a little umbrella or a flag to go with it?"

"Oh right. Here yew go."

Applejack puts a souvenir flag for Unicornia into the drink to please her friend's wishes. Rainbow takes the flag before rinking the beverage. So cool. The pony spots a box near the bar and looks under it, taking another manual page of a familiar game of hers.

"It's page 4 of my Liu Pony and Johnny Rage instruction manual, which unlocks the weird power of the 'divide by zero' move!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly.

Rainbow's work is done here for now so the pony took her map out, seeing a country called 'Apples' being added. For now though, she decides to go to the Ditzy Doo Reservation but must pick up Fluttershy on the way.

Author's note
And thus, Unicornia is now conquered by Cloudsdale. So far, so good. In the next chapter, Rainbow and Fluttershy arrives at the Ditzy Doo Reservation but to gain alliance with the leader Derpy, the leader of Cloudsdale must understand the language of the Doos. Read, review and suggest.
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Chapter 5: Language of the Doos

The Ditzy Doo Reservation looks kinda weird and in a part of Equestria that needs no describing. Rainbow and Fluttershy arrives, the latter is wearing a belt and fannypack, to get an alliance with the leader known as Derpy Hooves.

Fluttershy sighs as she put down a black tray with a first aid kit on it, groaning, "Rainbow Dash, why must we come here to the Ditzy Doo Reservation? This place is weird and they don't speak out language!"

"This is a barrel land, I know that." Rainbow explains to the sweating Fluttershy. "But that's why I, General Cutey Flank, shal ltake it over!" Rainbow exclaims in determination.

"How about going around? Oh, eep, I wanna go home...pudding."

Rainbow saw Derpy, upside down and floating in a weird around, and get distracted while exclaiming, "Whoa! A floating cross-eyed Pegasus pony! Perhaps I should do over and get her to join our league of doom!" The pony goes to a mysterious bush and reach into it, taking out a souvenir flag for the Ditzy Doo Reservation. "Ah, a souvenir war flag from the nation of Ditzy Doo, one that is of a proud, weird cross-eyed mare with proud...and maybe some weird stuff."

Rainbow smiles devilishly as she takes out a lighter, booming, "Burning bush, speak to me!" The pony then laughs as she sets the mysterious bush on fire.

"Ha ha! Nice try, Gummy gator!" Derpy exclaims happily to Rainbow in a weird looking way.

Rainbow saw a cave and trots over to look at some cave paintings. After a while, the pony remarks, "Well, I decipher these cave paintings and whatever. I have come to one big conclusion as I unlocked the mighty ancient's secrets...they are a bunch of lame-os who can't draw a Sabretoothus Doggy to save their leopard hide wearing flanks!" With a nod, the mare took out a pencil as she begins to draw. "Time for yours truly to show those ponies how it's done."

Rainbow is a bit excited as this gives her a chance to make a new issue of Teen Colt Squad. We see the intro to 'Cave Teen Colt Squad by Rainbow Dash' as we can also hear her narrates in the usual screechy voice, ""'Cave Teen Colt Squad!'"

And of course, the main characters appears with Rainbow introducing them, "Football Jock! Hum Dum! What's His Flank; The Ugly Mule!"

In a panel, we see the cast as cave ponies. The Football Jock, in Rainbow's voice, spoke up, "Challah, cave teen colts! Good news? The big gem hunt is today! You knwo what that means?"

"Err, we get an in-depth study of the indigenous mega fauna?" Hum Dum ask the Football Jock stupidly.

What's His Flank guess, "Some guess of weird-o CG filled cable special?"

The Ugly Mule then spoke up, "More parasites from my..."

"Oh, it's fillies, okay?! It's always fillies!!!" The Football Jock shouts to his pals in annoyance and anger. Why must he hang around with these dumb dense ponies? "Okay, I gotta look best for my date with the cheerleader of the gem hunting team, Susan...Pony...son..."

Rainbow pauses then leaves while saying, "Good, but I need more ideas if I want to make this issue 20% cool." The pony uses the Metal Detector and found something. She uses the shovel to dig up a card. "Hey, a papryus scroll with some evil monkey on it. Oh yeah, that's one great idea for...wait, that's supposed to be an alien? Eh, whatever. Works for Teen Colt Squad too, I guess."

Rainbow trots back to the waiting Fluttershy, showing her the tuning fork while saying, "Hey, Dr. Pinkington! Check this out! Looks ancient, eh?"

"Wow, looks like a rare Ditzy Doo artifact. That belongs in a museum." Fluttershy said with a smile. Then she notices something on her friends: her fake sword. "Wait, that's my LARPing sword! Give that back to me!"

"Sorry, Animalheimer. It's mine now."

"Ooooh, can we go home now? It's so hot here and I think I drank some of the water."

"Fluttershy, come on!" Rainbow exclaims, a bit annoyed by Fluttershy's complaining. "You're my cultural adviser so any information that you can give me about this weird pony and her gravity denying ways?"

"It's a mystery to me." Fluttershy explains to Rainbow in concern. "According to legend, ancient astro ponies has left her here...or maybe abandoned here. I really don't know much about her."

"What info you got on the Ditzy Doo ponies?"

"Archehologists has been digging a lot of ancient Ditzy Doo artifacts for years. They can only come up to these 2 conclusions. They're weird, got cross eyes and talk funny."

"Do you understand anything that Derpy is saying?" Rainbow ask Fluttershy, wondering if Derpy can understandable. "Because I'm sure she spoke better."

"She has another language but no one is able to decipe the Ditzy Doo language. Archeologists has a combination of ancient artifacts that could be the key...but no pony has ever found them." Fluttershy explains to Rainbow with a sigh. "Seriously, didn't you learn anything from your post-flight school classes? You know, the ones I held in my tent back at my cottage made out of blankies?"

"Nah, who wants to study history when I can make it? Wow, it's hotter than Big Macintosh's barn out here. I could sure use an Apple Cider or a tepid drink right about now."

"Oh my goodness! Please don't say that! I already drank everything in the canteen!"

"Wait, you drank the water?" Rainbow ask Fluttershy, a bit stunned by what she's hearing. "But don't you know that stuff causes dysentery, giardia, the vapors, qatar, lybia, mozambique..."

"As well as an inflammation of the pretendix, oh dear, I got a rumble in tumbly already!" Fluttershy exclaims frantically. Hearing that has gotten Rainbow interested. A pretendix is something she could give Applejack in exchange for that artifact.

"You okay, Fluttershy? You don't look so well at all."

"Oh, I'm going to be sick. I just know it! It's acuste aphastic pretendicitis!"

"Please tell me you made that up." Rainbow said in annoyance, finding it hard to believe that whatever Fluttershy just mentioned would ever exist at all.

"Squee, no, really, I drank the water! My pretendix is going to be swelled up like a fully-satiated vampire pony's blood sac!" Fluttershy exclaims frantically. This really interest Rainbow. If she could get her friend's pretendix, she can trade it to Applejack for sure.

"'Acute aphastic pretendicitis', eh? So....what are the symptoms of this so-called disease? Just out of curiosity."

"Well, first off, you get a high fiver. Then you begin to shake like mad. And when it gets so bad, you won't understand anything. Oh dear, my prose! What happened to my award winning prose?!"

"Hmmm, interesting, I wonder how I can make this horsecrap useful to me." Rainbow mumbles to herself. She could get her friend to think that she herself has the symptoms so that the leader of Cloudsdale can get her hooves on the pretendix.

"Oh, I really don't know!" Fluttershy exclaims, getting scared by the moment. "I don't want to have surgery done in this weird scary place!"

Rainbow has some ideas. She hates to do this to Fluttershy but it's for a good cause, right? The Pegasus pony takes out ehr light and held the flame near the tip of thermometer that is in the first aid kit.

Rainbow took the lighter away in time as Fluttershy took the thermometer and puts it in her mouth. The yellow pony removes the thing and gasps in horror upon seeing the temperature.

"Oh my goodness, I'm burning up! The thermometer told me that my coat would melt off by now!" Fluttershy exclaims frantically. "Oh, I sure hope that I don't come down with something."

One sympton down, 2 more to go. Rainbow goes up behind her friend and taps her on the left shoulder. She zips to the other shoulder in time as Fluttershy turns to see whom tapped her. Rainbow put the Clockwork Rainbow Dash in her fannypack.

Fluttershy yelps in alarm as the toy begins to shake her, making the pony stutter, O-o-oh d-d-d-dear. I-i-i b-b-b-better t-t-t-take m-mmy t-t-temperature."

"Freak freak freak freak freak freak freak..." The Clockwork Rainbow Dash exclaims. Luckily Fluttershy doesn't seem to notice.

"C-c-can't stop shaking. Oh dear, does Derpy heard of a hospital around here?"

Only one more symptom to go. Rainbow goes over to Depry and spoke up while making weird hoof gestrues, "Hello, weird cross-eyed Pegasus pony. I gotta...get through...your country...so I can bring down...Celestia. Got that?"

"Daaaah, I am a riddle of the past!" Derpy exclaims happily, much to Rainbow's annoyance.

"Okay, I may not be an expert in weirdiness, but I betcha that isn't a yes. Okay, Derpy, I believe your weirded out country can have the resources that only Cloudsdale can provide you. Think of what you can do with our dirt, our fire, as well as the fence building skills!"

"Eat up, Dinky! I am funny than before!"

"So...is that a yes or a no?" Rainbow ask in confusion to Derpy, wondering what her friend is saying.

"I am funny than before!" Derpy answers Rainbow with a nod.

"Right, you made that clear..." Rainbow glances at some pylon nearby then points to a hoof over to it, asking, "So what's the hay is with that rock with the glowing popsicles sticking out of it?"

"Oooh, it's the great stuff from years ago!"

"Okay, fine, that's dumb...well, time for this pony to get the third symptom." Rainbow clears her her throat...then imitiates Derpy. "Daaaah, I broke the shoe lace off my maney head!"

"Sign me up for the flight classes, Mr. Harvey!" Derpy exclaims back to Rainbow.

Fluttershy looks confused, not likely what her friend is saying. She ask, "Rainbow Dash, what are you doing?"

Turning to Fluttershy, Rainbow continues speaking weird talk, "Save room for the applause track, low bits!"

"Uh oh. Eeep, I can't understand what you're saying at all!"

"I'm a fresh diaper if you got what I mean, cutey!"

"Eeep, I can't understand the language, it's one of the symptons, I knew it!" Fluttershy exclaims. She has gotten all three symptoms so far, this proves it! "Oh, it's pretendictis, I knew it! I must get a doctor right now! Medic!!!"

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It didn't take long until Fluttershy came back with an organ in a jar. Rainbow looks amazed as she spoke normally, "Wow, that was quick."

"Luckily they got subsidizied healthcare here." Fluttershy explains as she put the jar right onto the table. "Plus, those nice doctors let me keep my pretendix in a jar."

"Not cool, I was hoping to get my pancreas in a jar for years now." Rainbow remarks. Still, she grabs the pretendix in a jar, much to Fluttershy's chagrin.

"But...but that's mine!"

"Correction, it 'was' yours, besides this is a good cause. Perhaps if you got more pretend fiber n you fiber, you would've kept it."

"Oh, that stuff gives me real tapeworms." Fluttershy admits in sadness while looking down a bit.

"Right, stay here, okay? I will be right back."

Larry: (looks down) But that stuff gave me real tapeworms.

Bowser Jr.: Don't care. Stay here, idiot. I will be right back." Rainbow said as she leaves. Now that the pretendix is hers, time to make that trade to Applejack!

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Rainbow makes her return to Sweet Apple Acrestantinople, heading up to the stand where Applejack is at work. The pony is about to show the jar to her friend but Applejack interrupts, "Whoa there, Illegal Girl! Not here! Yew don't know who could be watching!"

Rainbow nods in realization. Applejack's right, somepony may be watching right now! So the pony heads back to the tree door and knocks on it. The eye-slit opens to show Applejack peeking out then closing the thing, opening the door once more upon seeing that it's only Rainbow.

Rainbow put the jar onto a shelf, much to Applejack's surprise. The cowpony exclaims, "Whoa doggy! Is that what Ah done think it?"

"That depends...on what you think it is." Rainbow said with a smile.

"Hmmm, a jar o' Granny Smith's homemade chocolate chip cookies?"

"No way! It's Fluttershy's pretendix!"

"Oh, a real live pretendix, even better!" Applejack exclaims with a smile. "Shucks, Ah will trade yer fer 'de thing wit' no questions asked!"

"Awesome!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly. This is the trade that she was waiting for. "What will you give me for it?"

"Shucks, wit' a pretendix 'dat big, Ah say what Ah done got left in stock...which is 'dis here old broken piece o' a pot 'dat Ah was talking before." Applejack then took out a pottery shard, handing it over to Rainbow. The pony looks at it while frowning. This is the artifact from the Ditzy Doo Reservation?

"Hang on, did I get ripped off?"

"Ah said no questions asked!"

Applejack slams the door close, making Rainbow shrugs. At least she got the artifact. The pony decides to make a quick stop before heading back to the Ditzy Doo Reservation.

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Back at Unicornia, Rainbow glances at a sword hanging on the wall near Rarity. She must have it. Luckily, the white unicorn isn't paying her any attention. Gotta time this.

"The Dash moves like a huge breeze in the wind." Rainbow comments like a narrator of a Neighnese movie. She flies up, putting Fluttershy's fake sword in place of the samurai one which Rainbow takes it. "By the time you smell it, she is already gone."

Rainbow smiles as she heads back to the Ditzy Doo Reservation.

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Upon returning, Rainbow trots up to Fluttershy, showing the busted pot to her friend while saying, "Fluttershy, you're my cultural adviser, right? Any chance that this busted pot be worth anything?"

"Amazing, that's an ancient artifact from the Riddle Knock About Flight Suits era!" Fluttershy exclaims with a smile. "Why, I would give my left wing to get something that valuable."

"Don't say that, if you have, I would've gotten the wrong idea and haven't gone through all that trouble of stealing your pretendix!" Rainbow then flies over to Derpy, showing her the busted pot. "Okay, you're one cross-eyed crackpot. I believe this pottery shard is yours."

"Whoa, hotel coupons for dinner again?" Derpy ask Rainbow in amazement.

Rainbow sighs. May as well figure out the pylon's secret and the pony knows how to. She puts the shard inside the python itself. The Pegasus pony looks surprised as it glows a bit.

"Wow, that made me feel a little...vibratious! I gotta do that again!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. She turns back to Derpy as the pony ask, "Hey, Derpy? What's the good word, buddy?"

Derpy suddenly spoke in a deep, articulate voice, Greetings Rainbow Dash. What's..." Suddenly the pony goes back to her nomal voice, "...a riddle of the past!"

"Whoa! I think I almost understand something that Derpy just said! Okay, so homslice, how about joining Cloudsdale and help me mess up Celestia's place?"

"Pucker up..." Derpy then goes into the deep voice again. "...my ponies risk open war..." Then she spoke normal once more. "...as I want to be!"

"Uh, does that mean yes?" Rainbow ask in confusion. The Pegasus pony suspects that putting that shard in the python earlier has made her understand Derpy a bit.

"Don't jump to..." Derpy spoke in the deep voice before going back to the normal one, "...truck stop gravy!"

"Hmmm, park those candy apples up the avenue!"

"Sign me up..." Derpy then goes into the deep voice once more. "...talking like a weird..." Then the pony goes back to normal. "...Mr. Harvey."

Rainbow decides to go to one more tropic, pointing to the rock while asking, "Can you tell me what the deal with that rock with the glowing popsicles inside it again?"

"Oooh, it's the..." Sure enough, Derpy spoke in her deep voice, "...assemble the sacred elemental items..." Then the pony spoke in the normal voice. "...from years ago!"

"Yeah, I figure it was something like that."

Rainbow decides that the python must have more artifacts if she wants to understand Derpy's language...and the pony knows what they are already. She then toss the tuning fork, the power strip and the 3 ring binder.

Rainbow gasps as she begins to float without flying. The pony exclaims, "Yeah, I know everything now! Yes, it's so simple!" Of course, in Fluttershy's POV, the yellow looks confused as her friend spoke weirdly, "Tis the season of the apples!"

Rainbow stops levitating before she remarks, "Wow, that was vibracious and floatacious!"

Now to see if her efforts are worth it. Rainbow trots back to Derpy. To her amazement, the cross-eyed Pegasus pony spoke in a deep voice, "Hey there, Rainbow Dash. What's up?"

"Whoa! I can really understand your other language! Your voice is...so soothing and cool."

"Thanks. I also do radio ads for local jewelrys along with the watch repair shops. You must have a lot of questions so feel free to ask away."

Rainbow for some reason decides to spoke in the weird language again, "Duuuuuh...I am the old donkey jumper cable!"

Derpy looks confused as she ask, "Why are you talking like a weird pony, Rainbow? You sound like a foal, no offense."

"None taken. So about that popsicle stand, how does it work anyway?"

"Ah. You have reassembled the sacred elemental items of collection. It's obvious that you have to face a insane difficult final dungeon as well as the disappointing end cutscene. But the ancient prophecy spoke of a colt who would one day usher in a new era of..."

"Argh, be quiet! Geeez, if I have known you would be like that, I wouldn't have bothered to ask!" Rainbow groans, regretting asking about the python. "Back to the main subject, do you want to join Cloudsdale to help me overthrow Celestia? Off a cliff a few times?"

"Why should my ponies risk open war for you and your considerable style?" Derpy ask Rainbow, wondering why she and her people would want to join the battle.

"Who said anything about risking war? We're going to make one! Do you know that that alicorn did to me? First off she..." Rainbow then spoke up. Though to Fluttershy, she is speaking confusing words. "...prinkled the top off the creams and mimes!"

"My baseballs are full of yarns!" Derpy speaks normally to Rainbow though in Fluttershy's POV.

"What?" Fluttershy ask confused, wondering if she got the disease again. It can't be because her pretendix is out...right?

In the standard POV, Rainbow continues speaking, "...and she is a trolling princess and such. So how about it?"

"Well, if that's the case, then I have no choice." Derpy spoke sternly in the deep voice. After hearing what Celestia has done to Rainbow, there's only one option left. "We shall join Cloudsdale. First off for some muffins, then we shall die side by side in battle."

"Whoa, whoa, Derpy, no pony said anything about dying! More like kicking some flanks and all!"

"First off, to do this, you must complete the three ancient tasks of really boredom..."

"WHAT?!" Rainbow ask in shock and annoyance. After all that trouble to understand Derpy, the ruler of this country wants her to do more dumb tasks?!

Derpy chuckles a bit while saying, "Nah, I was messing with you. All right, let's do this likle Bruno."

"Right. Okay, get your dancing shoes on, Derpy! It's time we make a move on Canterlot Castle!"

"I shall follow you, sister...and I am wearing dancing shoes sort of. But before we head off, we must perform the ancient sacred ceremony that my Uncle Cheatso has taught me when I was a foal. I always wanted to try it."

"Uh, right. Is this going to take long? Or hurt? Or hurt long?" Rainbow ask Derpy with a frown, not wanting this ceremony to take long or hurt at all.

"Do not worry, my friend. Relax. Let the energy build....join me in the summong song..." Derpy clears her throat then spoke in a very low note, "Aaaaaaaaaa..."

Rainbow shrugs as she does the same thing as Derpy, trying to hit the same note, "Aaaaaaaa..."

Of course in Fluttershy's POV, the two are speaking weirdly and in exaggerated voices while screaming, "AHHHHHHHH!!!" The Pegasus ponies jump as the pylon blows up. This clears up the cave with ray of light coming right through it.

"Oh yeah! Way to go, Uncle Cheatso!" Rainbow cheers wildly. "Whatcha think, Derpy?"

"Duuuuuh, I'm the song from the past!" Derpy exclaims normally. Rainbow frowns a bit. Looks like her own understanding power is gone. She can hear the cross-eyed Pegasus pony speak in the other language again.

"Oh, great. Derpy's back to normal...time we get out of here, Fluttershy."

"Yeah. I can't wait to journal about the nightmares that I will have from this experience." Fluttershy sighs as the three Pegasus ponies head to the cave to make their next exit.

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We see the map with the Ditzy Doo Reservation turning ed.

"The Dark Continent: The Ditsy Doo Reservation! Who else could bring modern conveniences to this backwards land, other than the intreprid emancipator Rainbow Dash? Welcome to the 20th Century, Derpy Hooves!"

We see a smiling Derpy.

"'Raised by nice parents and a dumbbell' indeed!"

Author's note
And thus, Rainbow has conquered the Ditzy Doo Reservation, her domination is getting closer. In the next chapter, the Pegasus pony arrives in New Canterlot that is ruled by Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie (though the Earth pony calls the country 'Twinkie Sparkle Pie') who has a peace treaty with Celestia. Of course, Pinkie herself decides to bring forth the return of the Pinkiestarmy. Read, review and suggest.
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Chapter 6: Return of the Pinkiestarmy

Rainbow's alliance of countries is getting better, she needs perhaps a few more to invade Canterlot. The Pegasus pony arrives at a certain country called 'New Canterlot'. It of course consists of the Ponyville Library so Rainbow isn't surprised that the ruler of this country is Celestia's student Twilight herself.

Rainbow arrives in the area, spotting the ones in her alliance, IM Rarity, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Fluttershy and Derpy there, waiting for her. Pinkie is standing, smiling happily as usual with Twilight.

"Greetings, glad to see that you made..." Twilight stops and frowns upon seeing Rainbow. "Oh, hey Rainbow Dash."

"Got any fruit to declare, Dashie?" Pinkie ask Rainbow playfully.

"Wow, what random thing did I trot into here?" Rainbow ask puzzled.

"This is the Free Ponies's Republic of New Canterlot, a hostile territory ruled by two ponies!" Twilight exclaims to Rainbow sternly. "In other words, we don't take kindly to world conquerers like you!"

"Hi! Welcome to Twinkie Sparkle Pie!" Pinkie exclaims to Rainbow happily.

"Pinkie Pie, didn't we talked about this? It's called New Canterlot."

"Got any fruit to declare, Dashie?"

Figures that Pinkie Pie is co-ruling this country with Twilight...and already the two are in a heated debate. This may help Rainbow or not. The Pegasus pony takes her Detector out and search near the place.

Soon Rainbow picks up something and pulls out a flag. The pony said, "It's a souvenir flag for the Ponies' Republic of New Canterlot! Uh, let me guess: it bio-degrates into egghead loving nonsense." She goes up to Fluttershy while speaking, "So Flutter-shytenant, ready to give yourself up for the battle?"

"Rainbow Dash, shhhh! I'm here to give the morale support to our troops!"

"Of course, I guess you make ponies leaner and meaner in comparison." Rainbow now goes up to Twilight as she speak, "Greetings, Egghead Sparkle."

"What is it, Rainbow? I got a lot of queening to do and my daughter Nyx is inside doing her homework." Twilight said to Rainbow impatiently.

"But I'm done with my homework!" Nyx calls out as she peeks in from inside the library. "Can I play the civil war with my friends now, mommy?"

"Not now, Nyx!"

"Right, you and Fluttershy. Anyway, I want you and Pinkie Pie to join Cloudsdale." Rainbow said to Twilight with a smirk. "Of course, when I say that, I mean 'not want', but I gotta get through this country so to do that, I gotta get you two or just one to join me. So how about it?"

"Absolutely not, Rainbow Dash! New Canterlot is a peaceful nation and I won't be intimidated by your attitude!" Twilight exclaims sternly to Rainbow.

Nyx trots up, smiling while she's saying, "Mommy doesn't want to go against the princess for the obvious reasons...even if it means going against her friends who want to."

"I bet. Come on!" Rainbow exclaims to Twilight in a seductive tone of voice, "No nation, peaceful or otherwise, can resist this cool pony's romantic charms. Grrrr..."

"Ugh, knock it off, Rainbow Dash! New Canterlot is doing fine!" Twilight exclaims, disgusted by what Rainbow is doing. "We aren't planning on taking over the world, just making it better! Besides that, you're asking me to go against someone who is like a mother to me!"

"What? Come on, you are upset by what Celestia did as I did! Why, with her castle looming overhead like her sun, you definitely need protection, especially since Nyx here is powerless thanks to Luna taking her powers and memories back."

"Hey, I can fight if I want to. Come on, mommy, let me fight Celestia again!" Nyx exclaims to her mother with a pouty look. "I can beat her again!"

"No, Nyx! I don't want you to fight anyone in your state. Anyway, we got a peace treaty with Canterlot along with the princess." Twilight explains to Rainbow with a smile. "That means only one good thing: we aren't letting you get through New Canterlot to attack Princess Celestia!"

"Awww, you're only saying that because you don't want to fight your teacher who is also your aunt-in-law!" Rainbow exclaims to Twilight with a frown. She figures that the purple unicorn don't want to go against Celestia so she refuse to team up with the ones who want to bring the princess down.

"Say what you want, I stand against you."

"Ugh, fine! But when Celestia brings in the Crystal Ponies or her Royal Guards, don't come crying to Cloudsdale!"

"Like I said, I won't let you through New Canterlot to attack Princess Celestia." Twilight said to Rainbow sternly.

"Come on, I betcha Pinkie Pie here would love to join Cloudsdale and attack Canterlot." Rainbow exclaims as she points out to Pinkie Pie since the Earth pony would join Cloudsdale in an instant.

"Right, Pinkie Pie would love to play this game. Come on, let's join them, mommy!" Nyx exclaims to Twilight eagerly. "I wanna kick some flank!"

"The answer is still no, Nyx! And anyway, as far as Pinkie Pie is concerned, she would take one subject but 5 minutes later, she would want to join an All-Star Equestrian Football League." Twilight explains to Rainbow dryly.

"Oh yeah, I get your point." Rainbow said, understanding what Twilight is pointing out here.

Sure enough, Pinkie looks determined as she exclaims, "Put me in, coach! I can take down those griffins!"

"But still, I betcha Pinkie can make you join Cloudsdale!"

Twilight scoffs a bit while snapping, "That wouldn't happen because Pinkie can't make this country do anything! We are completely equal co-rulers of New Canterlot!"

"Right, whatever mommy say, goes." Nyx said in agreement to what Twilight just said.

"I see. Well, since Pinkie is also in charge, doesn't she got the right to have you beheaded, egged on or something?" Rainbow ask Twilight slyly, much to the unicorn's annoyance.

"Ugh, that clumsy pony is lucky that I don't have her punished for bringing the others over and messing the library up or something." Twilight exclaims angrily, then calms down upon seeing Nyx and Rainbow's looks. "Err, yeah, we got some disagreements when it comes to domestic and foreign policy...but something too big."

"Right, not like mommy is upset by anything Pinkie Pie does at the moment too." Nyx said with a nod.

Rainbow looks over to the display, wondering what it was. She points to it with a hoof while asking, "So what's with that weird looking science fair project of yours?"

"Glad you noticed! That is my model version of the Equestrian Alliance!" Twilight explains proudly to Rainbow. "It is a testament to peace, equality and sharing between all of the countries of Equestria, as well as yous."

"'Equality and sharing'? I may have to love and tolerate but even this pony knows that communistic!"

"Thansk, I know. I got every treasures from every countries in Equestria, including Draconai, in the display."

"It's mommy's way of saying 'this is what we can do when we work together'." Nyx explains to Rainbow with a nod. "Of course, she also say that even without the whole display thing but still."

"Right, I may have to break or make wind on this Equestrian horsecrap." Rainbow remarks to Twilight with a frown.

"Well, if you wanna put a treasure in your Cloudsdale display, feel free to do so." Twilight explains to Rainbow, giving her the freedom to put her own treasure before adding with a frown, "Just don't take the others."

"Hey Pinkie Pie!"

"Hey, another loyal subject of Twinkie Sparkle Pie!" Pinkie exclaims to Rainbow happily.

Rainbow decides to try to work her magic out on Pinkie, hoping that she may join Cloudsdale. The Pegasus grins as she spoke up, "Say, Pinkie, you look like a party pony who would join a growing empire like mine unwillingly! Wanna join?"

"Hey, you're right! Tell me where to sign!"

"Pinkie!" Twilight exclaims to Pinkie in annoyance. The unicorn doesn't want her friend to join up with Rainbow no matter what.

"Oh, right, sorry, Twilight." Pinkie said to Twilight. With a sad sigh to Rainbow, she continues, "Sorry, ambassador, but Twilight has taken my treaty signings, insurance and party rights to anywhere else but here away from here."

Looks like Rainbow will has to work harder to get Pinkie away from Twilight's purple hoof. The Pegasus pony continues, "Pinkie Pie, you gotta join up! All the coolest people in Equestria is in Cloudsdale!"

"Oooh, I like the coolest ponies! Those kind of ponies are my super duper favest! They got all the latest fades...sadly, however, we are happy with our independence."

"Not really." Nyx whispers to Rainbow so that her adopted mother wouldn't hear her. "Pinkie would love to join but it will take more than what you're saying for her to do so."

Rainbow nods a bit, she got to work harder to convince Pinkie to join Cloudsdale. The Pegasus pony press onward, "Pinkie, are you going to let some egghead that tell you how to ruin your own country! Come on, I thought we were buddies!"

"Yeah, especially since we pull pranks on ponies and...wait, don't you always pull pranks on me right back?" Pinkie ask Rainbow a bit confused.

"We were still buddies!"

"Sorry, Dashie. I may got the brains of this whole deal but Twilight here got a big heart on her shoudlers as well as a lot of magic."

"Ha, shows what she knows about the last part." Rainbow scoffs a bit, disagreeing with what Pinkie just pointed out. "I betcha Twilight will be your friend more if you show some backbone and make your own awesome decisions!"

"Not sure, perhaps I should ask Twilight about that first." Pinkie said thoughtfully, much to Rainbow's chagrin.

"On second thought, never mind. Geez, aren't you tired of having both your style and your parties cramped by Celestia?"

"Oh, don't I know it, Dashie! Why her castle sits right up on that mountain, spying on us at times and undressing me with her eyes!"

"So what happens if Celestia were to invade?" Rainbow ask Pinkie with an arch of the eyebrow.

"She's going to invade?!" Pinkie gasps in shock and horror. What Rainbow just said has freaked her out big time. "Ponies, this is no drill! Call the milita and get the army!"

"Uh, Pinkie? We don't got a militia or an army." Nyx points out to Pinkie puzzled.

"Gasp! You're right, we are defenseless! All right, enough is enough, ponies! I am getting my band back together! It's time for the reformation...of the Pinkiestarmy!"

Okay, for those who are wondering, the Pinkiestarmy is Pinkie Pie's army of ponies that she once forms to invade Cloudsdale. Of course, the whole invasion fails for two reasons. 1, the Pegasus ponies were playing badminton (which they have no clue how to play) at the time. And 2, the Pinkiestarmy itself has no cloud walking magic to step onto Cloudsdale anyway.

And thus, the Pinkiestarmy was foiled, with the only casualty of the war is William Clark, a pinball machine. The army has since dissolved and hasn't been seen since...until today.

"Pinkie Pie, what did you say?" Twilight ask Pinkie, suspicious as to what her friend is aying.

"Oh...err, I mean I'm going to bring back the Peaceful New Canterlot Gentle Book-Reading Brigadge." Pinkie said quickly, giving a nervous chuckle to the unicorn.

"Nice save." Nyx said to Pinkie in amusement.

"So what do you need for you Pinkiestarmy?" Rainbow ask Pinkie curiously. As much as the Pegasus pony hates to admit it, Cloudsdale does need an army, especially if they were to take Canterlot itself.

"We need soldiers, lots of them!" Pinkie exclaims sternly while motioning to Twilight. "Twilight Disaster here gone and removed the draft! We lost too many great ponies in the last war."

"Which isn't much, especially since you ponies try to take Cloudsdale. So when you say 'lots', what number are we talking about?"
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"Five."

"How did you know your..." Rainbow begins to ask, wondering how Pinkie knows how many numbers of soldiers of her little army that she lost.

Pinkie cut Rainbow off as she explains, "A colonel always knows these things."

"Right, okay, I think we got enough soldiers ofr the Pinkiestarmy. Whatcha think?"

"Sorry, but the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't count, only grown up ponies, Dashie. We need two more ponies...and the only hope to getting one is the peace draft."

"Pinkie Pie, what is the state of the Pinkiestarmy?" Rainbow ask Twilight curiously.

"Ha! Does that looks like 5 ponies to you, private?!" Pinkie scoffs to Rainbow while glancing at the army. "Why, we need more allies to get our ranks up!"

"How about re-instating the draft?"

"Good idea, Dashie!"

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It was a while later as Pinkie rose up on a platform, ready to reinstate the draft that could determine who will join the Pinkiestarmy, the forces who can overtake Canterlot.

"Okay, ponies!" Pinkie exclaims ahppily as she turns the model Equestrian Alliance around. There's a big spinning wheel with various ponies' pictures on it with a sign that said 'Peace Draft' on the top. "Time for the peace draft! Pinkie Pie, tell these ponies what prizes that today's lucky winner can walk away home with!"

Pinkie rushes over to a sight, showing the castle while exclaiming, "Yes, Pinkie Pie! The grand prize winner will get an all expenses paid trip to Castle Canterlot where he or she will take on and meet Princess Celestia herself!"

"Pinkie Pie, you are so random." Nyx giggles as Pinkie rushes back to the wheel.

Just then, Twilight chose this time to come onto the scene, frowning suspiciously. What is Pinkie Pie doing? She ask, "Pinkie Pie, what are you doing? Are you making an army without me saying so."

"What, me? No way! Just being random and all that. Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie said innocently. She can't let Twilight knows what she's up to.

Twilight frowns a bit but takes her leave. Once she's gone, Rainbow quickly speaks, "Spin the wheel before Twilight gets back!"

"Right, I wanna see the peace draft in action!" Nyx exclaims in agreement.

Pinkie nods then spins the wheel very fast. The gang watch it goes around very fast then it slows down a bit. Soon the wheel stops on a picture that is of a punching bag with a meter on it.

"Whoa, Retro 'the Punching Bag' Clark? Those guys are hogging the wheel. Sorry Captain, but we need you around to keep the rations fresh." Pinkie said in concern, rejecting the punching bag choice. The draft wheel spins around to restore the Equestrian Alliance along with the Peace Draft sign. As Pinkie is lowered down, she spoke, "Sorry, Dashie, the draft won't work. I guess there's only 1 thing left: make an army of mutant super-ponies!"

"Pinkie, no, we..." Rainbow then realizes what Pinkie Pie just mentioned. "Hang on, what?! That was an option?! Aw, horsecrap! How can you come up with the unbelievable awesome ideas right after I stick with this one?!"

"Well, if you get me one more country to join, that will get us one trot closer. Until then, sorry."

Rainbow sighs while leaving the scene. She must find another country to join Cloudsdale...and find a way to make the peace draft work. The pony glances at Twilight's mailbox, an addition one that she made up front.

"Hmmm, I wonder if Twilight got that stink bomb I send." Rainbow said mischivously as she digs through the mailbox. The Pegasus pony grins as she pulls out a page of a familiar game. "Oh yeah! Much better! Page 2 of my Liu Pony and Johnny Rage instruction manual which shows the icy-hot 'Polar Coordinates Attack' move! Well, got all the pages so when I got time, I will play the game back home."

Rainbow check the map. There's only one country left to visit that she can reach: the country of Apple which is ran by Big Macintosh. Time to pay that stallion a visit.

Author's note
Sounds like Rainbow must work harder to revive the Pinkiestarmy and get Pinkie to join Cloudsdale. In the next chapter, the Pegasus pony works on recruiting the country of Apples, ruled by Big Macintosh, to her cause. But for the citizens to join, Rainbow msut beat a monster that is roaming the countryside. Read, review and suggest.
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Chapter 7: Monster of Apples

The country of Apples is consist of the bridge in Ponyville where Big Macintosh is standing at, looking sternly. This is perhaps the only country left that Rainbow can get to to gain alliance from.

"Next on the list of the itinery, whatever that means, the save and war-like ponies of...Apples." Rainbow's voice is heard as we see the country's flag. But then the Pegasus pony pops her head out while frowning. "Wait, 'Apples'? Honestly, I thought Big Mac is more intelligent enough to come up with a way better name than that! Ugh, and his hoof painting has improved so much too."

Rainbow stood under the flag as we can hear her narrates, "I managed to arrange a little meeting with the brutal but just warlord Big Macintosh. How about we take a listen, shall we?"

Rainbow trots up to Big Macintosn who nods and spoke, "Eeyup! Apples!"

"Uh, yeah, Apples, right. I got the name, Big Macintosh. So quick question: wanna join Cloudsdale or something?" Rainbow asks Big Macintosh. Of course, the stallion pauses, shifting his eyes left from left to right as if considering the mare's offer.

"Diplomacy!"

"Oh brother. This isn't going to work if Big Macintosh talked like that! I need some sort of translator and fast."

"Hey Rainbow!" Sweetie greets as she, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo arrives on the scene. "Whatcha doing here in Apples?"

"Oh, good timing, girls! Any of you can speak what Big Macintosh is saying?" Rainbow ask the Cutie Mark Crusaders eagerly, hoping that any one of them can be of help. "I wanna ask Big Macintosh Pal if he wants to join Cloudsdale."

"Oh, is mah big brother talking in 'dat silly language o' his fro' when we were little? Hee hee hee. Funny, luckily Ah done know how 'ta speak an' understand it." Apple Bloom said with a nod. Turning to Big Macintosh, the filly then ask, "Hey big brother. Our leader Rainbow Dash wants 'ta talk 'ta yew about something! How about it?"

"Eeyup! Apple Bloom's mah little sister!" Big Macintosh exclaims with a nod.

"What is he saying?" Scootaloo ask Apple Bloom puzzled.

"Well, Big Mac can talk 'ta Rainbow through me since Ah am her little sister." Apple Bloom explains to Rainbow and her friends, showing that Big Macintosh can talk to the leader of Cloudsdale through his little sister.

"Oh right, Apple Bloom is his little sister. Yeah, that makes so much sense now." Rainbow remarks sarcastically.

Rainbow takes out her detector and uses it, stopping near the flagpole. The device picks up something as the mare begins digging, finding a flag.

"Ah, the souvenir flag from Apples, which is hoovely crafted as the real thing, right to the Apple stains!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. She goes back to Big Macintosh. "Hey, my growing empire could use a powerful warrior like you."

"Stop the violence, stop the violence!" Big Macintosh exclaims, much to Rainbow's chagrin.

"I guess Big Mac only pays more attention to Apple Bloom." Sweetie said to Rainbow with a shrug.

"Figures. May as well. Girls, how are things about in the Homeland?" Rainbow ask the Cutie Mark Crusaders curiously.

"Ugh, don't remind me!" Scootaloo groans as she raise one hoof. "The tire is making the anti-war protests, driving us nuts!"

"What? Anti-war protests from the tire?! No way am I going to explain my foreign pooicy to some lef-tleaning road hugging hippie! That guy must be dealt with, we can't have any dissidents, right now! When you get back to Cloudsdale, I ordered you all to put the tire in chains!"

"Sure do!" Apple Bloom exclaims while raising a hoof. "Then can we done snowboard in 'de Cloudy Mountains?"

"No, we aren't going to snowboard in the Cloudy Mountains." Rainbow said to the Cutie Mark Crusaders with an annoyed frown.

"Awww." The three little fillies said in disappointment. They wanted so much to snowboard too.

"So whatcha think of our 'beloved' but trolling enemy Celestia?"

"I will say this." Scootaloo said while clearing her throat. "The princess is one big crazy mother..." A honking sound blocks out what she said, "...who should rot in the..." Another horning sound is heard. "...ing Tartarus for all I care!"

"Whoa, whoa, Rainbow Dash made us 'de Secret Cutie Mark Police, not sailors!" Apple Bloom exclaims to Scootaloo, shocked by what her friend just say.

"Yeah, where did you learn to speak like that?!" Rainbow ask Scootaloo in shock and disbelief.

"Sorry, Rainbow, but you know what they say: War is Tartarus." Scootaloo remarks to Rainbow with a shrug.

"Oh yeah, I know. War is Tartartus. Apple Bloom, ask your brother what it takes for him and his Apples country to join Cloudsdale."

Apple Bloom nods then turns to Rainbow, saying, "Hey big bro. Mind telling us what it takes fer yew an' yer country 'ta join Cloudsale?'

"Mighty warrior!" Big Macintosh exclaims to Apple Bloom, the filly nods as she understood what her brother said.

"Big Mac said that you must pass a test of strength and valor. Do so and a great alliance will be held."

"Test of strength and valor, eh?" Rainbow ask Apple Bloom with a smile. "All ight, I cheat on stuff like that, so it shouldn't be too hard."

"Actually, that's not 'de whole story." Apple Bloom said to Rainbow in concern. "Yew see, some sort o' monster is causing trouble in 'de countryside an' de Apples folk is having trouble."

"A monster causing trouble in the countryside?" Sweetie ask Apple Bloom in surprise. "So in other words, in order for Rainbow to prove herself to be a mighty warrior, she has to slay it."

"Eeyup!"

"All right, so I gotta kill one big monster to be a mighty warrior." Rainbow said in determination while rubbing her upper forelegs together. This is a perfect chance to get an alliance with Apples.

"Yeah!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders exclaims in agreement.

"So where is..." The four stops and saw that Big Macintosh is gone, no longer in sight. "Uh, Big Mac? Now is he?"

"ROAR! TIME TO FIGHT THE SHADOWBOLT HYDRA, EEYUP!" A familiar voice booms out. The group turns and gasps as they saw it, the Shadowbolt Hydra...which is actually Big Macintosh standing behind the Shadowbolts cutout from Rainbow's house. The stallion is holding a head of a Hydra each, one is red and the other is blue, above the body. "ROAR, ROAR, SHADOWBOLT HYDRA!!!"

"Whoa Nellie!" Apple Bloom gasps in shock and alarm at the sight of the 'monster'. "'Dat there feller is huge an' terrifying!"

"What?! Scootaloo, did you let Big Macintosh take my Shadowbolts standee?!" Rainbow ask Scootaloo in an annoyed tone of voice. She can't believe that Big Macintosh is using her own Shadowbolts standee for his countryside monster!

"Big Macintosh told me that he needed the thing for something! How was I supposed to know that it was for this?" Scootaloo protest to her idol innocently.

"That was from a Basbro sold out 'A December to Dismember' tour in which I have to bribe a lot of security guards, roadies and major cool guys just to get backstage to steal it! Oh man, if that baby gets messed up now...!"

"Go get them, Rainbow Dash!" Sweetie cheers to Rainbow with a smile. "Kick some flank!"

Rainbow flies over to the cuout to reach for it but the 'monster' attacks with Big Macintosh, waving the blue head, booming, "Face my ice breath's wrath! Eeyup!" Now he waves the red Hydra head. "And for the fire breath!"

"Ugh. Well, let's see if this baby is a match against Rarity's katana! Death Swipe!" Rainbow booms as she proceeds to cut off the ice head from the cutout.

"Hoo boy...." Big Macintosh uses both his hooves to kept the ice head in place. "It regrows, it regrows!"

"That head regrows? Not cool." Rainbow wonders how she can beat a monster whose regrows its own head, so to speak? The mare glances at a pile of papier mache skulls, smirking as she uses her lighter to set them on fire. "Whoa! Now that paiper is almost flammable as the regular manly paper stuff!"

Rainbow now set a lone skull on fire, booming, "Time we cleans Equestria with fire!!!" The pony goes to the lonely skull and set it on fire next. "Yeah, burn, foal, burn! Disco inferno!"

Rainbow saw that Big Macintosh has put the ice head back in place. She got an idea: the pony flew over to the fire head and takes the katana out, screaming, "Now die!" She proceeds to cut off the ice head from the cutout.

"Hoo boy...." Big Macintosh uses both his hooves to kept the ice head in place. "It regrows, it regrows!"

"That head regrows? Not cool. But your reign of terror ends, monster!" Rainbow then cut the ice head right off. With Big Macintosh distracted, the said head fell right onto the skulls, causing them to catch fire.

"Aw, shucks!" Big Macintosh groans. She takes out a bottle of ketchup and squirts, causing what appears to be blood to come out from where the ice head once was. It won't regrow now.

"All right, you ugly headed snake, prepare to die!" Rainbow exclaims then she cut the fire head right off, sending the thing right into the water.

"Shucks." Big Macintosh said in disappointment as he uses the ketchup blood to make so called blood. The Shadowbolt Hydra then fell over in defeat while the stallion booms, "ROOOOOOARR! Why, Rainbow Dash, why?!"

The cutout fall forward in slow motion as the battle came to an end, the mares look in amazement. Scootaloo exclaims in excitement, "Yeah, Rainbow Dash! You did it! You have destroyed that monster who gave up a great fight!"

"I know. The great beast will live on in our hearts...and maybe the recycling bins." Rainbow said with a sigh. Of course, that means one thing: Big Macintosh is now on board.

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As the group prepares to leave, Big Macintosh puts down a familiar doll to the four, explaining, "Bring Miss Smartypants!"

"Oh, Big Mac wants us 'ta take his Vice President Miss Smartypants wit' us." Apple Bloom explains to Rainbow, looking oddly at the doll that she and her Cutie Mark Crusader friends once got into a huge battle over.

Of course, this isn't the original Miss Smartypants as Big Macintosh gave the regular one back to Twilight a while after the Gabby Gums incident. He has made another one like the doll to keep always...but the stallion saw no reason to tell his sister and his friends that just yet.

"Right. Miss Smartypants is the Vice President. Well, she can come along, I guess." Rainbow remarks with a shrug. She struggles to pick up Miss Smartypants. "Ugh, Grr..." The mare pockets the doll at last. "Is it just me or did Miss Smartypants put on a lot of pounds while she was in office?"

"We may never know." Sweetie remarks with a shrug.

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We now hear the usual music as the map shows Apples turning red (on the map I mean).

"Dateline: Apples! This was once a proud land with a proud stallion, the developing nation now hold a new flag which is that of the Cloudsdale Empire! Their army has been conquered, their most endangered creatures has been driven to extinction. Is there any way to stop this Red Menace?! Oh wait, 'menace'? Red menace, right, sorry, thought that word was something else for a moment."

Author's note
Cloudsdale has now conquered Apples. Rainbow definitely got a bigger army. In the next chapter, the mare tampers with the peace draft wheel in hopes to get one more recruit to finish the Pinkiestarmy to invade Canterlot. Read, review and suggest!
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Okay, 3 more chapters to go and this story will soon be done for me to work on some Halloween fics.

Chapter 8: Invasion Begins

Rainbow returns to New Canterlot. The army is waiting more to invade by the moment. Even Big Macintosh is hugging Apple Bloom, happy to be reunited with his little sister other than the neutral Applejack.

"Well, it's good old Big Guy and Little Apple, reunited under the flag of Cloudsdale!" Rainbow remarks in amusement at the sight.

"Eyyep! I done missed you so, sis!" Big Macintosh exclaims with a smile.

"Whoa, big brother...can't breathe..." Apple Bloom yelps a bit, making her friends chuckle at this sight.

Rainbow glances at a picture of a familiar Pinball Machine: aka William Clark, the one that the Pegasus pony has taken down before.

"'William Clark. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Cloudsdale.' Yeah, while we were on different sides of that battle...that soldier got real butter." Rainbow said, almost choking tears. "Even I have to respect that, you know? Hey, Pinkie Pie, now do you got any soldiers for the Pinkiestarmy?"

"Negatory, Dashie! The peace draft is our only hope! I'm pository about that!" Pinkie exclaims to Rainbow sternly. The army needs only one more country and recruit to make it complete.

Rainbow looks at the Equestrian Alliance display, first off at Fluttershy's. The Pegasus pony comments, "All the greatest achievement of Fluttershy's country: animal pictures and cleverly designed drawings of her friends. Yeah, she take care of animals every day, still not enough." The mare now looks at the empty display meant for her country. "Well, some ponies say that the display for Cloudsdale is 'empty'. Me, I say 'minimalist'."

Next off, Rainbow looks at the Apples display, commentating, "Well, there isn't anything for Big Mac's display except for some wadded-paper designs of apples...and some handle of a mug that he once tried to make in pottery class as a colt." The mare looks at the display from Dracoia. "That's the display for Draconia. Which means three things: gems, pictures of Rarity and some scale ointment!"

Rainbow blinks at a display for the Crystal Pony Empire, looking confused while saying, "Appears to be...some contribution...from the Crystal Pony Empire. Okay, I ain't going anywhere near that one." The mare frowns at the Sweet Apple Acrestantinople display. "This display is from Sweet Apple Acrestantinople. Looks like a half-eaten apple."

Next off, Rainbow looks at the display from Unicornia, commentating, "And from Unicornia, a weird fashion dress with some gems added in." The pony now looks at the last display, the one from the Ditzy Doo Reservation. "And from those Ditzy Doo ponies...a jar of muffins wearing a hat."

Rainbow then got an idea: maybe if he were to put something in one of the display, it could effect the peace draft on the other side. The pony takes out Miss Smartypants, saying, "From the country of Apples, one donkey doll that I somehow is keeping on myself!"

Rainbow put the doll into the display. Soon some noises are heard, making the pony grins as she exclaims, "All right, the balance of power has been shifted! Hey, Pinkie! run that draft again!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclams happily. A while later, the draft starts again as the pony exclaims, "All right, welcome back to Pinkie Pie's Peacetime Draftstravagana! Time to see who is the lucky winner of today!"

Pinkie spins the wheel. The ponies watch as the whoel thing spins around...until it stops on some sort of game boy device.

"Noooooo! Little Willie Boy! Oh, you always wanted to be like your big brother, William! Forget it, I can't let you die like him! The tragedy must end here!" Pinkie exclaims frantically. The display goes back to normal. "Sorry, Dashie, no go."

"May as well, keep trying." Rainbow said in disappointment. The Pegasus pony isn't about to give up just yet. She picks up Miss Smartypants while saying, "Miss Smartypants, what are you doing? You should be more comfortable in my inventory!"

Rainbow then put the doll into another display, more noises are heard. The mare exclaim, "All right! The balance of power has shifted again! Okay, Pinkie Pie! Run the draft again!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily as the draft starts once more. "Welcome back to our show, folks! Time to see what lucky winner of today is goign to be!"

Pinkie once again spins the wheel, it spins around until it stops one some sort of waffle iron.

"Morton Von Clark? Luckily for us, he's ineligible. He has been classified 4H." Pinkie remarks with a shrug, refusing the choice. As the display goes back to normal, the Earth pony spoke, "Sorry, no go, Dashie."

"Awww, man. Gotta keep trying." Rainbow said in disappointment. She isn't going to give up just yet. The mare quickly grabs Miss Smartypants, putting her in another dispaly, making the same noises. "All right, the balance of power has shifted! Now run the draft, Pinkie Pie!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily. A while later, the draft starts again. "And welcome back to the show! Time to see if wew got a lucky winner this time!"

Pinkie spins the wheel. Rainbow and the other ponies watch to see if there's a lucky winner this time. Sure enough, it slows down and stops...near a stuffed monkey.

"Gasp! Mikey Clark?! No, no more! I cannot look into Mrs. Clark's eyes and tell her and another one of her boys won't make it back home!" Pinkie screams in a panic, not wanting another 'Clark' to die. The display goes back to normal as she, normally, said, "Sorry, still no die, Dashie."

"Well, may as well keep trying." Rainbow groans in disappointment. So far, no chance. The pony grabs Miss Smartypants and put her in display. "And again, the balance of power has been shifted! Now run the draft again, Pinkie!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily. A while later again, the draft has start up once more. "And we're back! Time to see who's today lucky winner will be!"

Pinkie spins the wheel, the ponies wait carefully until it stops, this time on some sort of laser tag machine.

"What?! Lazor Clark?! Noooo! Hasn't that family suffered enough?" Pinkie whines, still not wanting to put another family member in suffering. The display go back to normal. "Still no go, Dashie."

"May as well keep trying." Rainbow said, picking up Miss Smartypants, putting her in yet another display. "And again, the balance of power has been shifted. Okay, run the draft again, Pinkie Pie!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily. And once again, the draft started again. "Welcome back to our show! Let's see who's today lucky winner is!"

Once more, Pinkie spins the wheel as the ponies watch on in interest. Who will it stop on this time? Soon the wheel stops...on a familiar one-legged cross-eyed no eared bunny.

"Lil' Paly! NOOOOO!" Pinkie cries in sadness, recalling the poor bunny whom appearance and such has made her cry many times before. "Oh, poor Lil' Paly! Why?! Why in Equestria would every ponie hsard on the little cute one-legged cross-eyed no eared bunnies?"

Rainbow chuckles as she spoke as Lil' Paly, "Come on, put me in the front lines, Pinkie Pie! I'm going to be one four-star general someday!"

"NOOOOOO! Why did I put that on the board in the first place?! Why?!" Pinkie sobs some more. She calms down, changing the display back to normal. "Sorry. No go, Dashie."

"Awww, keep trying." Rainbow said in disappointment. The mare quickly picks up Miss Smartypants before, you guess it, she puts it in another display. "And guess what? The balance of power has shifted. All right, run the draft again."

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily as if what happened didn't matter to her. The Earth pony begins the draft as she said, "And we're back to our show! Let's see who will win this time!"

Pinkie spins the wheel, everyone watch as it spins around nd around until the thing stops...on a picture of Pinkie Pie herself.

"And it's Pinkie Pie! The winner must be in our studio, right?" Pinkie ask happily.

We now see a clone of Pinkie, no mic, frowning as she protests angrily, "No way! I can't make myself serve, super meanie fascist!" We go back to the original one with the mic.

"Uh oh, looks like we got on colorful draft dodgers, ladies and gentlecolts!"

"No war, no war! What are you all fighting for anyway?!"

Pinkie, the one with the mic, frowns while snapping, "Aww, cupcakes! What is my major malfunction, private?!"

"Ugh, Pinkie Pie, you are so random." Rainbow groans in disbelief while slapping herself. "You can't draft yourself."

"Oh really? Huh, I wish I'd known before I signed up for this chicken outfit. Well, never mind. Bwa-kawk!" Pinkie exclaims in a chicken like voice. The display goes back to normal. "Sorry, still no go, Dashie."

"Well, keep trying." Rainbow said in disappointment. She must try again so the mare took Miss Smartypants, putting it in one final display. "All right, the balance of power has been shifted! Pinkie Pie, you better run that draft again before it's too late."

"Hoo boy, we may already be too late." Pinkie said in worry, fearing the worst. Still, the Earth pony starts the draft once more. "And welcome back to our show! Time to see who's today's lucky winner will be!"

Pinkie spins the wheel. The ponies wait anxiously, hoping for a better and good one. Sure enough, the wheel slows down and stops on a picture...of a familiar dragon.

"Today's lucky winner is...Spike!" Pinkie exclaims with a grin. Sure enough, Spike is nearby holding a 'Draconia Loves Peace' when he hears the announcement.

"Wow, really?! I've never won anything before in my life...well, maybe a few times but, who cares?!" Spike asks eagerly. He ditch the sign and rush over to Pinkie Pie in excitement.

"Recruit Spike, you willing to put your life and some cool camos on the line to defend my country? Well, are you?!"

"Well, good question...they've all overbid! 1 bit, 1 bit!"

"Awww, close enough." Rainbow said in satisfaction while grinning. Spike would make a good addition to the Pinkiestarmy, especially with his country joining in!

"Welcome to the Pinkiestarmy, soldier!" Pinkie exclaims as she salutes the new recruit to the Pinkiestarmy. Looks like everyone has gotten a new recruit. Perfect!

Just then, Twilight and Nyx shows up, the purple mare frowns while saying, "Pinkie Pie, I thought I told you that I don't want you to bring the others over to watch the game and plan the military operations! At least, you oughta ask me first!"

"Awww, you coconut bars are the same...except the ones with chocolate chips! They are good!"

"Say what?!"

"I think Pinkie Pie is rejecting ya." Nyx remarks with a smile as Pinkie puts on a bowl on her head while carrying a blunt object.

"Right, you may enjoy your freedom to not wash your mane and play a name of book hocket but you won't put on a bowl on your head while waving a spoon around!" Pinkie exclaims in determination and defiance to Twilight.

"All right, that's it! You may as well split the country apart because we aren't working together anymore!" Twilight exclaims angrily. She has had enough of Pinkie and her nonsense! This country is splitting!

"Good!"

"Fine!"

"Oh, now we're playing war!" Scootaloo laughs eagerly at the sight of what's happening.

"Better still! Your side is East New Canterlot while my side is Twinkle Sparkle Pie!" Pinkie exclaims as she motions a line as to where to divide the country. "Midway along the mark, we will set up Checkpoint Nyx!"

"Pinkie, can't you make your own country at Sugarcube Corner?" Twilight ask Pinkie in annoyance.

"Not a chance! The Cakes has their own country there...and there's a squirrel in my house that Gummy thinks is a spooky ghost at times!"

"Fine, whatever. Come on, Nyx."

"No way, mommy! I wanna play war with my friends!" Nyx protests as she rush over to the army, wanting to play with them. Twilight looks annoyed and disbelief. Why is she not surprised that her own daughter would side with Pinkie and her silly army?

"Fine...but don't expect me to give you any desserts when you come home later!" Twilight snaps as she heads back home. Nyx sighs a bit. Maybe it's silly to defy her own mother...but Twilight will understand eventually, right?

"All right, ponies and non-ponies! Atten...HUT!" Pinkie exclaims as the soldiers begin to get in line. It's time to invade Canterlot at last!

Of course, Rainbow glares at the recruit, noting that some of them are slumping a bit. The blue Pegasus pony exclaims to Pinkie, "This is a Pinkiestarmy? Please! Somepony got to whip these colts and fillies into shape!"

"Go away and take it away, Your Dryness! When you wanna start invading the castle, let me know!"

Rainbow nods as she flies in front of the troops, pacing back and forth while saying, "All right, has you ponies seen my contact lens? No retreat, no surrender! Double impact! Time cop! All righty, ponies! Time to put up or shut the hay up...well, okay, just shut up. We got to hit him where the alicorns are at their weakest: right in the horn! This ponies...is our finest hours. Ugh, I hope it doesn't take that long. We will take this country. And I'll clll this place: Kickflankia!

"I wouldn't do that." Pinkie spoke up to Rainbow suddenly.

"Why?"

"Cos Channel Awesome may sue you for using a parody of the name for their second year anniversary 'Kickassia'." Pinkie then turns to the viewers. "Which is on YouTube, check it out."

The Pegasus pony sighs. Pinkie can be so random, even in war times. Glaring at Spike, Rainbow flew up to him and snaps, "Do I make myself clear, dragon boy?!"

Spike stands up straight while exclaiming, "Madam, yes, madam!"

"All righty! The forces of Celestia are mightier than her monthly Cake bill! We gotta hit the castle with back alley surgical precision and some other cool stuff!" Rainbow then got into Rarity's face, while snapping, "Private, am I boring you, huh?!"

"Absolutely not!" Rarity exclaims in worry as she stood in attention. So far, so good.

Rainbow nods as she continues pacing, "Wanna die a hero...onr live as a dead dumb hoagie?! Those ponies at Canterlot will be expecting one well-organized and disciplined invasion force. So the element of surprise will be on our side." The mare then got into Derpy's face, snapping, "Got something to share with the rest of the class, Miss Hooves?"

"Errr, I ain't a stitch!" Derpy exclaims while flying in attention, much to Rainbow's satisfaction.

"Better! Now the defendes of the castle are weakest in the tastebuds as well as...uvula." Rainbow glares to Fluttershy then snaps, "Do you want to die, soldier?"

"Well, uh..." Fluttershy gulps meekly then stand in attention, looking a bit scared.

"All righty, shrieking and crying are the good responses to an attack. The first thing you will notice about Celestia is that she is gentle, powerful and light on her hooves. Don't be fooled." Rainbow explains as she kept on giving the speech. The mare flew up to Big Macintosh while snapping, "And shape up, private!'

"Nnope, sorry, madam!" Big Macintosh apologizes as he straightened up as well.

"My friends and I are willing to fight for you, Rainbow!" Nyx exclaims in determination.

"All right, you ready to take on the alicorn, chief?" Pinkie ask Rainbow in determination. These recruits are now shaped up, time to invade!

"Wait! We may need more ponies for this!" Sweetie exclaims in worry, fearing that the lack of the number of ponies in their group will doom them all.

"No worries, I got this cover! HEY, AN INVITATION TO A PARTY TO ANYPONY WHO WANTS TO INVADE CANTERLOT!"

The army yelps as sounds of hoof stompings are heard. Soon, ponies from other countries, even the army members' are here, ready to fight...to party. Rainbow grins. Now this is an army!

"All right, ponies, onward to the castle!" Rainbow exclaims to the army in determination. "Time to bring down Celestia!"

"Attack!" Big Macintosh exclaims sternly, ready to fight for his army as well.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ATTACK, YEAH!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders and Nyx exclaims in determination, all four of them are ready to fight.

"It is on!" Rarity exclaims in determination as she and the ponies of her country are ready to fight and invade Canterlot.

"Ptto, ptto!" Pinkie imitiates gunfire as she is ready to move the Pinkiestarmy forward.

"Vive le Revolution!" Spike exclaims, holding a fist in the air with a smirk.

"Let's do this!" Rainbow exclaims as she flew off in a direction. Her army...stood there, blinking in confusion at what their leader just say. Rainbow came back, looking embarrassed. "Castle's...the other way, huh?"

"Eeyup." Big Macintosh and Apple Bloom said to Rainbow with shrugs.

"I knew that, I knew that! Just testing ya! Ahem....CHARGE!"

Rainbow and her army goes the right away, rushing onto the path as they head to Canterlot. The trip will be long and brutal, but it will be worth it to take the city, the castle and Celestia herself!

The charge came to a freeze frame as we see it changing into a slightly grayed posted with the words 'Believe in YOURSELF' written on it.

Author's note
Time for the invasion to begin...which will only end in 5 minutes. In the next chapter, Rainbow, now in charge, realizes that being ruler isn't so cool after all and found out, to her anger, that the whole civil war thing was a trick by Celestia to get the Pegasus pony to take over her kingdom.

Rainbow: No one outpranks me and gets away with it!

Me: Right, so Rainbow must trick Celestia into taking her kingdom back. The counter invasion begins so read, review and suggest!
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Only two more chapters to go and this fic will soon be over. It's a while but the fic will be done at last.

Chapter 9: Taking Back Equestria

As violin music is heard, we can hear Pinkie's voice, "My good friend Twilight Sparkle, we continue our siege on the castle, being forever surrounded by the brown stench of war and the continuous screaming."

The camera zooms onto Pinkie.

"Yeah, the beige screaming...always that..."

We see an upset Rainbow watching the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Spike rushing away from the castle.

"Sadly, we suffered great losses. The Cutie Mark Crusaders, minus Nyxie, was the first to run off and join the enemy."

The camera zooms right onto the traitorous four.

"...followed quickly by that treacherous Spike...which is ironically his new rap name."

In another shot, we see Pinkie in the castle halls with the camera panning from the bottom to the top. With what's going on, this war against Equestria may last forever.

"I did a lot of meanie things that I am not proud of. Oh, I've dreamt of the day when this madness will come to an end and I will return to your hooves once more as my best friend. Your befriend pinkienesss...Pinkie Pie."

"Pinkie Pie, cut it out!" Twilight is heard saying while looking annoyed. As it turns out, the whole thing is being held by Pinkie who is showing the poster of the whole thing to her back at the castle.

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie remarks, shrugging as she toss the poster away while glancing to Twilight and Nyx who are nearby.

"The siege lasted five minutes and it was yesterday. If I didn't know better, I say that the princess wanted to give up."

"Yeah, I betcha the Pinkiestarmy has taught her a thing or twelve!" Nyx exclaims with a confident smile making Twilight sighs at this.

"You gotta admit, your daughter knows where to kick some flank." Pinkie remarks to Twilight with a smile.

"Fine, I just want to tell you that you should take your draft wheel away from my library. I need the area for my Down with the New Princess Rally. Anyay, I'm heading back so I can continue to protest you/everything you stood for." Twilight exclaims as she leaves the castle.

"All right, we can have parties later!" Pinkie exclaims happily to Twilight, obvious to the whole matter.

Rainbow on the other hoof is bored. She sat on the throne that the mare has sat on, wearing a crown and a fake mane. The forces of Cloudsdale has overthrown Celestia and are now in control of Equestria...but Rainbow ends up regretting all right because this whole thing is boring!

"Ugh, how should I have known that bring in charge would be lame? Wait...how couldn't I have known?" Rainbow ask in annoyance while tossing the two items off of herself. Perhaps it wasn't worth kicking Celestia right off her throne after all!

"It's okay, my liege, everything's all right." Fluttershy said while appearing from behind the throne. "That emptiness you feel inside? Why not take that and eat a lot of cupcakes? Wait, that's something Pinkie Pie would say. Never mind."

Rainbow sighs a bit. She has got to get out of here. The Pegasus pony isn't meant for this kind of job. Rainbow trots over to Big Macintosh and Nyx, some of the only members of the Pinkiestarmy still loyal to her.

"All right, Big Mac, stand aside, I gotta get out of this dump!" Rainbow orders Big Macintosh in determination.

"Nnope, sorry! Too dangerous!" Big Macintosh exclaims to Rainbow sternly, refusing to move aside to let his ruler through.

"Right, there are ponies out there who would want to harm you." Nyx said to Rainbow. "Even mommy would zap you on sight if need be. Sorry, but until it's safe, you got to stay here."

"I can't believe it: trapped inside my own castle!" Rainbow groans in despair. She can't leave at all! "Come on, Big Mac, Nyx. Let me go!"

"Nnope! No can do!" Big Macintosh exclaims, staying where he's at.

Rainbow frowns a bit. How is she going to get out? Even the windows of the throne room has been magically enchanted to keep any pony from getting in or out. Great!

Rainbow trots over to Pinkie, asking, "Pinkie Pie, what are you doing?"

"The castle is secured, your Travesty!" Pinkie exclaims with a determined smile, saluting Pinkie.

"Honestly, I'm tired of being the princess, queen or whatever. How about you take the job, Chancellor Puddinghead?"

"Not a chance! Who wants a boring job like that? You have to sit in this castle, raise the sun, jump in and fight off intruders, performing magic when need be...hay, only a foal would be want to be the princess! Wait...your mother was the princess, right?"

"But being the princess or queen when you don't do much of anything cool stinks! I want out of this castle right now!" Rainbow demands to Pinkie Pie in frustration.

"Negatory, Dashie Gal!" Pinkie exclaims to Rainbow in concern. "We got to..."

"Wait, hang on. Did you just called me 'Dashie Gal'?"

"Sssh! That is your service call sign...we must keep the Empire safe no matter what, even if we have to keep the Dashie Gal wrapped up in her Rainbow Colored Blanket!"

Rainbow couldn't believe. Why can't Pinkie just allow her to leave? Surely she and Fluttershy misses their other Mane Six pals like the Pegasus pony is, right? Rainbow demands, "Come on, let me out of this place, Pinkie Diane Pie!"

Pinkie shook her head while saying, "Sorry, Dashie Gal, can't! The rebels would expect us to let you out so they can capture you for the name of the enemy!"

"Didn't I told you for a while that we don't need the Pinkiestarmy anymore? We got the castle so why bother?"

"Oooooh, so you're think you're safe now, eh? Is that it?! Well, freedom doesn't come for free! It is dumb! Why I betcha some attractive stallion filled with TNT can waltz in here wanting to kiss you and blow you! Then where would you be, huh?! Tell me that!"

"Probably back home playing a game of tag with Fluttershy, with her being 'it' and not speaking to a random pony." Rainbow remarks to Pinkie with a frown.

"Thought so, ten hut!" Pinkie exclaims sternly, ending the matter there.

"But Cloudsdale doesn't need an army anymore, got it? It's fine that way!"

"Oh right. That kind of talk must be kept inside the recycling pin so that the Bushwoolies can use it to fuel their cars, factories and cupcakes!"

"Anyone seen the Cutie Mark Crusaders?" Rainbow ask, looking around for any trace of he Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Apple Bloom?" Big Macintosh ask with a smile on his face, happy to hear the name of his sister that he hasn't seen (besides Applejack) for so long now.

"Yeah, and where's Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo?" Nyx ask hopefully and happily. "This whole thing is kinda boring and I want to go back to playing with them."

"Don't you dare say those three blank traitors around me again!" Pinkie snaps to the others sternly. "Why, no one runs out on the Pinkiestarmy and gets away with it, no pony!"

"Well, no one but Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Spike and Rarity, who decided to quit because war is messing up her mane." Rainbow points out to Pinkie dryly. "And maybe Derpy."

"Right, they did ran out after all." Nyx said with a nod of agreement.

"What, those ponies? No way! They didn't ran out!" Pinkie scoffs at what Rainbow and Nyx just said. "Why, I discharged them without honor for running out on the Pinkiestarmy!"

"Shucks, I miss Apple Bloom and my family." Big Macintosh said with a sad look on his face.

"Right, and I miss my friends too, along with my mommy." Nyx said sadly while looking down. "Perhaps this war thing was a dumb idea after all."

"Any idea where Celestia, the old ruler of Equestria is at? Along with Luna?" Rainbow ask Pinkie, wonderng the location of the Royal Sisters ever since the mare has taken the castle not so long ago.

"Luna is currently sleeping it off in her tower, but when she wakes up again, the alicorn still be in your service!" Pinkie exclaims in determination. "As for the white alicorn, I last saw her at the home belonging to some pony by the name of Rainbow Dash! Got my eye on her! Should she begins making trouble, you will know!"

"Oh great, she took my home? What kind of trouble would Celestia make anyhow?"

"Don't get me started, Dashie! Triple trouble, trolling stomach, the usual types!"

Rainbow sighs in annoyance. Great, her home has been taken by Celestia of all ponies. The mare goes over to Fluttershy while saying, "Fluttershy, this has been the most boring time of my life that doesn't involve me being in a coma! I gotta get out of this job and now!"

"Sorry, as much as I would agree with you, your empire needs you to rule." Fluttershy said meekly to Rainbow. "It's your destiny of course."

"Why would want foal wanna be in charge anyway? There's no e-mail, video games, whatever! All you just do is sit on the throne to listen to ponies' complaints and concerns, using magic when you have to, fighting off bad guys, etc. etc."

"Well, you will feel better after a bubble bath, right?"

"Ugh, didn't I tell you to stop with saying that kinda stuff?!" Rainbow asks Fluttershy, annoyed by how her mare friend would say that.

"But you gotta keep your strength up so you can continue watching the kingdom move on and protect it from those who want to take control of it. Oh, and raise the sun too." Fluttershy said to Rainbow, reminding the mare of her new duties.

"This job is tiring me down."

"But you must perserve, sire...until you die since you aren't ana licorn and your empire will end up falling into the black abyss of death because of that."

"Why did I bother telling you that?" Rainbow ask Fluttershy in annoyance. "Can you send a message to Celestia? Tell your royal alicorn that she can have her old job back."

"Well, I don't know." Fluttershy said to Rainbow with a smile. "Celestia is now happy with her new life like playing video games and answering your e-mails, and more..."

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Sure enough, Celestia is sitting near Rainbow's computer, with some cakes nearby and reading an e-mail, "'Dear Celestia Dash, ever thought of becoming a time-stopping astronaut with a laser rifle for a hoof? Sincerely Lenny Hooftrop, Passion, NJ.'" The former princess pauses a bit then begins to type. "Sorry, Mr. Hooftrop, never thought of doing so. But thank you for the nice letter..."

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"Give me a break! The former princess didn't bother to make fun of the name?!" Rainbow ask in annoyance while slapping her face with one of her hooves. The princess should've at least mock the name or something, not be act! That isn't how Rainbow rolls.

"But Celestia has gotten so popular!" Fluttershy exclaims to Rainbow, trying to reasonw ith the new ruler. "Some ponies links to her every day."

"I say we get Celestia back into here, right now!"

"But no...that would be treason! Anyway, Celestia is happy taking your old job of sitting on her flank and answering e-mails and such. It also allows her to be more closer to her former subjects and students..."

"Can you at least ask Big Macintosh to move so I can leave the castle?" Rainbow ask Fluttershy in frustration.

"Sorry, it's impossible! You got too many enemies of the kingdom out there!" Fluttershy explains in worry to the ruler. "Why, the rebel would try to throw you off the throne should you trot outside...or worst, they may want to throw eggs at you."

"Tell Big Mac he's fire, I don't need a castle guard."

"Nonsense, my liege! If we aren't here to keep you safe, the rebels could try to siege/seize the castle."

Rainbow sighs in annoyance. So far, her attempts to leave the castle aren't going anywhere at all! The pony saw a familiar board on the table, going over to take a look at it.

"Whoa! Seriously?! Celestia has her own Deluxe Edition Olde Earth Maps & Allies Boards?! These are the pewter game pieces even!" Rainbow exclaims excitedly. Perhaps she can take back what she herself said about the former ruler before! The mare look at the board. Her own side consists of Pinkie, Fluttershy, Nyx and Big Maicntosh while Celestia's sides is of her, Shining, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike and Derpy. "So she uses her for a map too. I guess we are 2 sides of the same coin. The difference here is that her side is light and golden."

Fluttersy smiles while saying, "Your empire has grown so much since your victory, my liege! Everyone wants to be Cloudsdale nowadays."

"First off, 1) I don't want them to 2! And 2) please don't call me 'my liege' again. It's rather lame. Well, from the looks of this board, I can give orders to the Pinkiestarmy....and that's...all 3 of them as well as the Royal Guard. Aw, horse feathers! What gives?"

"Oh, the members went on home to their country, saying they got other things to do. But no worries, madam!"

"Right, the whole problem is under control as it is!" Pinkie exclaims happily as she bounces on over. "Or 'Stich is comp und 'trol if you're rather short on time!"

"So don't worry about petty troop movement, you trace." Fluttershy said to Rainbow with a smile. The troops are assuring their ruler that there's no need for her to give out any commands to them, they will deal with that on their own.

"Eeyup! Take it easy and relax!" Big Macintosh remarks in agreement.

"Right, just let us do all the work!" Nyx exclaims with a nod.

"Ugh, can't believe it. I can't tell my lowly subjects what to do anymore." Rainbow said in disappointment. The mare saw a skeleton of some fish hanging above a door nearby. "Whoa! This is deja vu! This fish reminds me of something but what? The time we put Apple Bloom in Big Macintosh's mouth somehow? No, not it. What does that thing remind me us? That one summer when we tried to convince ourselves that potatoes are...nah, not it....wait! Of course! Now I know what that skeleton fish reminds me of! Charles Coltwin!"

We now see a Teen Colt Squad card showing Charles Coltwin as Rainbow continues, "Awesome! Evolution guy and the inventor of the fish skeleton fish! Oh yeah, he would make a great addition to my Teen Colt Squad comic...if I ever get out of here!" The mare goes over to the candle holder and takes her lighter out. "Man, this castle needs a little mood lighting!"

Rainbow lights the candle on the holder. She trots over to the throne and check out the right side. The pony takes out a fake mane, commentating, "The old Princess's Household hint #43: Always keep a fake beard nearby so no pony would know that you may be bald! Of course, considering how old that Celestia is, that's no surprise."

Since there's only one door left not guarded, Rainbow goes through there in hopes to find any needs of escape: only to find Luna in there, working on the computer.

"Princess Luna? Whatcha doing up?" Rainbow ask Luna in surprise.

Luna glances to Rainbow while saying, "Oh, my sister's replacement. Well, I got up early so I decided to play on games on my sister's computer."

"Cool, so Celestia got a Computer Room too? Figures." Rainbow spots a plug underneath the table, remarking, "Celestia shouldn't leave this computer on though. It could burn the whole castle down faster than the sun!"

Rainbow unplugs the laptop, AKA the Trollestia' and found a spare crown. The mare then asks Luna, "Hey, Luna? All right if I use this thing? I need to check my e-mails."

"Very well, I'm done anyhow." Luna said, moving aside to allow Rainbow to sit down at the laptop.

"The Trollestia, eh? Name after Celestia and her trolling habits. I saw horsecrap like this on informercials but never thought it to be a computer." Rainbow then logs on, spotting two items on the screen: 'Sent Items' and 'Templates'. "Hmmm? Send an e-mail?"

"Right, I remember Celly sending an e-mail long before you have taken over. I don't remember what it is though."

Rainbow then clicks on the 'Sent Items' part and click on a recent e-mail that she send. What the mare saw made her shock and furious as she mutters the greeting and the first question to herself...then mumble some more, skim read the rest...all up to exclaiming the sender's name out in disbelief.

"'Greetings Rainbow Dash! What is the most unfair law made by Princess Celestia? I mean, don't you rather be a better ruler than her? Your good friend, C. Tia, Canterlot Mountain?!'"

"Oh yes, now I remember! Celly decides that she wanted to play a little prank on somepony and take some time off from ruling." Luna said in realization. "Looks like the whole war that you went through was a ruse so you can take over her kingdom."

Rainbow jumps off the stool in anger. So that's it! Celestia has send the e-mail to get the Pegasus pony thinking about taking over, then the alicorn would wait after it's done to put Rainbow on house arrest that causes this stupid war and invasion to happen in the first place! That explains the nickname 'Trollestia'.

"Big ruse?! No one pulls a fast home on Rainbow Dash and get away with it!!" Rainbow exclaims in annoyance. "Would you call it chicanery?"

"Yes, I would." Luna said as Rainbow leaves the room with the Goddess of the Night following her.

"Well, that's one thing that I'm drawing the line at! That tears it! Celestia, you are going down for sure this time!"

"Meaning?"

"Meaning it's time I kick that trolling princess out of my house and back onto her throne where it belongs! And I got an idea...." Rainbow remarks with a smirk. She and Luna returns to the computer room as the mare begins her plan to get Celestia back on her throne, like it or no.

"How are you going to do this?" Luna ask curiously as Rainbow sat back at the Trollestia.

"Watch me. Man, this computer looks like it was made for a mix between foals and very weird zebras. Time to see if I can't figure this baby out. 'Send mail' and 'templates'." Rainbow clicks on 'templates', finding nothing but templates and such. "You got to be kidding me! Celestia never bother to type her own e-mails! Yeah, she's one Goddess of the Sun all right."

"Tia likes to do thing simply."

"Oh man, how am I suppose to pick items from a drop down list with hooves?! Typing is one thing and don't ask me how. Okay, there's the tax degree..." Rainbow clicks on the tax degree, finding a template with some blanks. "'Tax Degree. To: Blank. By royal decree, I decided to make a tax on blank in the amount of blank bits per item starting at once and retroactively! Pay up or pay the consequences! Sincerely, your ruler and princess!"

"Hmmm, I got an idea." Luna said with a devilish smile. The alicorn decides to help Rainbow in getting back at her sister as well as put Celestia back onto her frown. She whispers some ideas into the mare's ears, making Rainbow smirks as she fill in the blanks via the drop down list. Soon it's done.

"Okay, let's see what we got. 'Tax Degree. To: Celestia at Rainbow Dash's House dot res. By royal decree, I decided to make a tax on various cakes in the amount of 4,040,044 bits per item starting at once and retroactively! Pay up or pay the consequences! Sincerely, your ruler and princess!' Oh man, let's see what happens."

Rainbow click the send part and wait patiently for the chaos to begin...

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Celestia almost choke on her food. She was busy typing when she just got a new e-mail...which is about the new tax decree! And needless to say, the former princess isn't pleased upon reading what it has to say.

"What?! That mare may as well put a tax on a child's laughter or some movies that are in the theater for too long!" Celestia exclaims, glowing mad. "Oh, she has gone too far this itme! This means war, WAR!!!!"

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Rainbow saw Luna flying in through a window, the only one that isn't blocked off but the Pegasus pony decides not to take any chances so she send the alicorn to see if her tax decree has gotten any 'responses'.

"Well? How is it going out there?" Rainbow ask Luna eagerly.

"My sister is furious over your tax decree and declared war on you! She and her rebel forces are now on their way to the castle." Luna explains to Rainbow with a smile.

"Great. I supposed she wants to fly over here and use her magic to take back her throne that way, eh?"

"No, with the Pegasus Royal Guards as well as the unicorns guarding the castle, my sister felt that doing so is suicide so she and her rebels are trotting on land. The only ones to try to stop them is your Pinkiestarmy."

"That's what I'm going for." Rainbow said pleased. With the Royal Guard guarding the castle and watching for any surprising moves from the sky and teleportation, the Pegasus pony knew that Celestia would have to go by land to avoid detection. Perfect and Rainbow would help the other side get the castle back.

Before Rainbow gets back to the matter at hoof, she then works on the computer some more, clicking on the 'Food Request' part and found an order form, reading, "'Food Order. To: blank. I request that you send blank of your slobber-inducing blank to Castle Canterlot. Hurry, because I'm desperate up here. There's an extra tip for you should you hurry up. Your hungriest and mightiest customer Princess Celestia'. Hmmm...."

Luna watch as Rainbow fill in the blanks once more then the Pegasus pony reads, "'Food Order. To: pony tofu pizza at virtual tofu pizza dot biz. I request that you send 40 of your slobber-inducing Electro Pony Boots to Castle Canterlot. Hurry, because I'm desperate up here. There's an extra tip for you should you hurry up. Your hungriest and mightiest customer Princess Celestia'."


Bowser Jr. fill in the blanks once more before reading.

Rainbow clicks on 'send' then get off. Luna notices a box nearby while saying, "Looks like your box is here."

"All right, the package came for me already! Let's see what's inside!" Rainbow exclaims as she looks under the box, pulling out a familiar pair of boots. "Cool! My fashinable yet whispering quiet Electro Pony Boots! Hottes, step around because Emperor Rainbow Dash is on the warpath in solid-state style!"

Rainbow and Luna heads back to the main room. The alicorn, spotting Pinkie, spoke up, "It's a good run for you and your allies but the Pinkiestarmy should give up."

"Not a chance! We don't know the meaning of the words 'give up'!" Pinkie scoff as if refusing to give up the fight. "Aaaaand that's about it."

Obviously words has spread around that Celestia is going to attack Castle Canterlot which is good news to Rainbow who spoke up, "Come on. The castle is already defended enough! Give it a rest, will ya?"

"Wait, 'arrest'? Who shall I arrest, Dashie?! Is it Twilight?! Come on, let it be Twilight!"

Rainbow turns to Fluttershy while asking, "Any chance those rebels of Celestia's tried to attack the castle yet?"

"No worries. Their cause is completely hopeless!" Fluttershy insists to Rainbow with a smile. "Of course, I keep telling them that again and again."

Rainbow and Luna goes back to the Maps and Allies board, the war has begun again and it's time for the Pinkiestarmy to fight off Celestia and her rebels. But this time, the ruler is going to let the former one win this battle.

"Yay! We got them on the run down!" Pinkie is heard on the map as she and the Pinkiestarmy members are now facing the rebels.

"Right, they won't get by us!" Nyx exclaims in agreement and determination while standing near Big Macintosh.

"Those rebels won't stop the gentle level 2 Animalviation that is the Pinkiestarmy, Rainbow." Fluttershy said to Rainbow meekly.

"Looks like your army really doesn't need your help." Luna said in observation the board.

"You're right. The other side is the ones that need my help." Rainbow remarks, smirking as she turns the board around so that Celestia's side is facing her. The mare can control the rebels to wherever she wants them to go to.

"Everyone, it's time to take back the castle and Equestria! We must do this by ground and I mustn't run into the rebels or I must retreat!" Celestia exclaims to the rest of the pawns in determination. Even if she's on the other side, the princess cannot bring herself to harm her subjects, as well as friends of her faithful student.

"Follow my lead, princess. Luna, you know your sister. How would she deal with this situation?"

"Hmmm, flying to the castle and using magic on her subjects is out of the question, but I do got an idea." Luna advises to Rainbow thoughtfully. "Captain Shining Armor knows a spell that hides anyone standing behind himself. Have my sister follow him and let the other rebels deal with the Pinkiestarmy forces. When you see an opening, take it."

That's not a bad idea so Rainbow begins the 'game'. First off, she moves Spike to the country of Somewhere, Derpy to the Crystal Ponies Empire, the Cutie Mark Crusaders to the Roaming Water, Shining to the Animal House and Celestia to Unicornia. The princess is in a spell shield that keeps her from being seen.

"Nice order, Captain Shining." Celestia said in approval.

"Thank you, pricness." Shining said with a nod.

Now it's the other side's turn. Pinkie calls out, "Hey, I lost sight of the perpentrator!"

Pinkie Pie moves to East New Canterlot while Fluttershy goes up to where Spike is at. Soon a battle screen appears as an announcer booms, "FLUTTERSHY...VS. SPIKE!"

In a battle field, Spike charges right at Fluttershy while yelling, "CHARGE!"

"Awww! Don't charge the castle!" Fluttershy said happily while hugging Spike. "You're too cute and I don't wanna hurt you. Just give up, please? Come, please?"

"Awww, I can't fight you. You're too cute for words." Spike said with a sigh as he got free from Fluttershy and walks off.

The announcer booms, "FLUTTERSHY WINS!!" Spike was force to go back as Rainbow's side takes another turn. Derpy was moved to where Fluttershy is now at, starting another battle. "FLUTTERSHY...VS. DERPY HOOVES!!"

Derpy appears, smiling to Fluttershy while laughing. The yellow mare asks, "Oh, would you please give up? You can't win anyway."

"Duuuuh, no thanks, Royal Guard! I got my second pack today!" Derpy exclaims in her weird language. Needless to say, Fluttershy looks confused upon hearing it.

"Oh my. I don't know what that means."

"I'm the long way from sleeping time!"

"I can't understand you!" Fluttershy exclaims meekly and confused to Derpy. The pony can't fight her as she can't understand what she's saying...and it doesn't look like her opponent is going anywhere anytime soon.

"DRAW!" The announcer booms as both fights now remain where they are at.

With Fluttershy stuck, Rainbow then moves Spike to the Crystal Ponies Empire, the Cutie Mark Crusaders to Cake Walkland, Shining to Cheerileeland with Celestia behind him to the Animal House, covered in the same spell.

Soon the next turn for the other side begins, with the confused Pinkie asking, "Where did she do? Where did she go?" The Earth pony bounces to the Tree while Big Macintosh and Nyx heads to East New Canterlot.

On the third turn, Shining went to Pony Lot as Celestia heads to Cheerileeland. The Cutie Mark Crusaders arrives at an open field where Sweetie notices a box while asking, "What's this?"

Sweetie looks under the box and found a beret. Rainbow is heard saying, "All ight! A rakish and not at all effeminate beret! Looks like I can now look like my favorite pansy white pony poets!"

"'Pansy white pony poets'?" Apple Bloom ask while looking up as if offended by the remark.

"Err, sorry. I mean...my favorite shady...anarchis revoluntionaries. Nice work, girls."

The Cutie Mark Crusaders smile before the whole thing continues. Spike now goes to Roaming Water.

Soon the next turn begins. Pinkie exclaims in worry, "Uh oh! Lost sight of the princess perrpentator!" Soon Pinkie goes up to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, starting another battle.

"PINKIE PIE...VS. THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!" The announcer booms as the next battle begins.

As we go to the next battle, the three fillies charges at Pinkie in confidence, all of them yelling, "CUTIE MARK CHAAAAAARGE!"

"You can't beat the Pinkiestarmy!" Pinkie remarks in determination as she quickly kick the three fillies away.

"Ouch! Okay, okay, we're going!" Scootaloo groans a bit as she and her friend leave the battle in defeat.

"Ah told yew charging was a dumb idea." Apple Bloom remarks to her friends with a frown on her face.

"PINKIE PIE WINS!" The announcer booms a bit.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders ends up going to the Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon Crog forcingly then Big Macintosh and Nyx heads to Twinkle Sparkle Pie.

On the next turn, the Cutie Mark Crusaders goes to the Everfree Forest, Spike to the Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon Crag, Shining goes to Cake Walkland with Celestia, still in the safely and invisible of the spell, goes to Pony Lot.

"Where did she go? Where did she go?" Pinkie ask puzzled as the next turn begins. The Earth pony now bounces over to Spike.

"PINKIE PIE...VS. SPIKE!!" The announcer announces the next battle in this game.

Spike is seen charging at his opponent while yelling, "CHAAAARGE!"

"Take that!" Pinkie exclaims as she hits Spike, making him back off.

"Ouch, man! Okay, I'm leaving, geez!"

Spike leaves to head to the Roaming Water in defeat as the announcer exclaims, "PINKIE PIE WINS!!"

Big Macintosh and Nyx then heads to East Canterlot, staying in one place. The rebels' turn begin as the Cutie Mark Crusaders goes to the Ditzy Doo Reservation, Shining heads to Apples and Celestia heads to Cake Walkland, the spell still keeps her hidden from sight.

As the next turn begins, Pinkie looks around while exclaiming, "Oh cupcakes! Still can't find the perpentator!" Regardless, the Earth pony goes over to where Spike is once more.

The announcer booms, "PINKIE PIE...VS. SPIKE!"

The next battle shows...the two friends talking, deciding not to fight as Pinkie would win anyway. Spike remarks with a shrug, "Yeah, fair enough. I'll leave." The dragon then heads to the Crystal Ponies Empire.

"PINKIE PIE WINS!"

Next, Big Macintosh and Nyx goes over to Twinkle Sparkle Pie. On the rebels' next turn, Rainbow and Luna moves the Cutie Mark Crusaders to the Tree then takes Shining to the open field with Celestia heading to Apples now.

As the next turn begins, Pinkie ask in confusion some more, "Now where did that former princess go to?" With that spell hiding Celestia, the pink pony can't find any trace of Celestia.

Pinkie goes to the Crystal Ponies Empire, causing Spike to head to Unicornia in defeat. Now Big Macintosh and Nyx heads back to the East New Canterlot.

Now it's the rebels' turn. Rainbow smiles as she put the Cutie Mark Crusaders right onto where Big Macintosh and Nyx is at. The next battle begins as the announcer booms, "BIG MACINTOSH AND NYX...VS. THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!"

The two fighters saw three familiar fillies arriving. Both of them smile while Big Macintosh exclaims, "Apple Bloom!"

"Sweetie Belle! Scootaloo!" Nyx exclaims, happy to see her friends again after so long (so to speak).

"Hey big bro!" Apple Bloom exclaims with a grin.

"Nyx!" Scootaloo and Sweetie exclaims as they tackle Nyx happily.

"Shucks, I done forgive you, sis! I don't want this battle thing to tear apart our siblingship!" Big Macintosh exclaims to Apple Bloom with a smile.

"Yeah, me too!" Apple Bloom exclaims with a smile.

"Girls, this whole war thing is silly. Let's be friends again and not fight anymore!" Nyx exclaims to the Cutie Mark Crusaders happily. The filly alicorn obviously doesn't wish to fight her friends anymore and just want to play with them again!

"YEAH!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders exclaims as they hug Big Macintosh and Nyx, ending the battle once and for all.

"DRAW!" The announcer booms as both sides aren't fighting anymore but rather want to be friends again.

Celestia saw her move. With Fluttershy still occupied with Derpy, Pinkie far away and Big Macintosh and Nyx no longer fighting, Rainbow saw her opening so she moves the alicorn to Draconia with no spell.

On the next turn, Pinkie spots Celestia while exclaiming, "I got Celestia in my sights!" The pink pony quickly heads to the Roaming Water as she prepares to go after Equestria's former ruler.

On the next turn, Celestia goes to Twinkle Sparkle Pie.

On Pinkie's turn, the Earth pony exclaims, "Chief, I'm on the retcon! Those rebel-rebels will be taken down!" She bounces on over to Cake Walkland. But it proves to be futile for on the rebels' next turn, Celestia made it to the castle in triumph.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA WINS!!" The announcer booms, declaring victory for the other side. The battle is over, the princess has now returned to Canterlot.

Rainbow and Luna looks up and saw the door opening, Celestia trots into the throne room while saying, "Looks like I caught you red-handed, you imitation substitue ruler!"

"Oh no. It's Princess Celestia, coming back to take her throne." Rainbow said in pretend defeat while Luna does her best not to giggle. The mares must make this look convincing so that the Goddess of the Sun doesn't know that she's being set up in taking her kingdom back.

"Yes, that's right! I got a lot of work to do to make up for what you did as well as getting Equestria back on track! Move aside and I may consider not banishing you to the moon!"

"Oh geez...I don't know. This is a cool castle and I hate to leave it."

"Rainbow, you and I know that you aren't meant to rule and you wouldn't live to rule it any longer." Celestia said to Rainbow sternly. "Besides, perhaps it was a silly idea to keep you and your friends separated."

"Maybe so but why should I give up on all of this...as well as those 20% awesome taxes, especially the e-mail one, that gave me so many bits!" Rainbow exclaims in pretend thought. She smirks a bit. That oughta bait Celestia further...and it did!

"That's what you think! I'm taking my kingdom back and then repealing all my taxes that are unfair to you and the other ponies! Fail to leave and I will be forced to use my magic on you in a battle! What do you think of that?!"

"Okay...you won, I can't win against the Goddess of the Sun. I will have to go home now, play video games, mess with the weather and all that stuff that I normally do." Rainbow said in pretend defeat. She trots out of the throne room, hiding a smirk. The Pegasus pony has did it, she has got Celestia back on the throne. "About time. I wonder if my new Nightshade game has arrived yet."

Once Rainbow is gone, Celestia laughs in triumph while saying, "Well, that shows Rainbow a thing or two and..." The mare blinks a bit as she looks surprised. "Wait, did I..."

"Sorry to break this to you, sister, but Rainbow just tricked you into taking your kingdom back. Looks like the trolling princess got out-trolled." Luna teases Celestia a bit. The white alicorn look surprised and sheepish. Rainbow has just out-trolled her and she didn't even realize it!

"Oh, horse feathers!"

The war is now over and Celestia is back on her throne where she belong. As the alicorn goes back to her ruling job, a familiar song begins to play.

Singers' Voice: Come on everypony now,
can't you hear the wind blow?
We don't like Princess Celestia,
making ponies's heads explode


Lead Singer's Voice: What's the price of freedom now?
Can you cut me a deal?
A crate of wholesale liberty,
or a justice combo meal?


So gather round, short foals,
listen to what I sing
Remember those who went to war,
all for those cakey things


All Voices: Come on everypony now,
can't you hear the wind blow?
We don't like Princess Celestia,
making ponies' heads explode


"My head!" Rainbow is heard yelling and groaning.

Come on everypony now,
can't you hear the wind blow?
We don't like Princess Celestia,
making ponies' heads explode!


Once the song is done, the lead singer's voice comments, "That was nice."

"May as well get some cake up here. This could take a while." Celestia groans a bit over her being fooled and all that.

Author's note
The counter invasion is over and Rainbow has tricked Celestia back onto her throne! In the next and final chapter, the aftermath of the war thing! Read, review and suggest.
Edited by JusSonic, Oct 2 2012, 08:05 PM.
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All right, here we go, the last chapter of this fanmake. After it's done, I will do what I usually do.

Epilogue: War Aftermath

The war is finally over and everything is going back to normal. The countries that were made decided to go back to being part of Equestria, mostly because the ponies miss one another and want to end the pointless seceding (plus, they got bored and they themselves don't got the resources or bits to continue running the countries)

A while later, Rainbow return to the castle to see Celestia looking over some scrolls. The pegasus pony spoke up, "Hope you like what I did to get you back on the throne, Princess Trollestia."

"Please don't call me 'Trollestia', sounds embarrassing. And yes I am." Celestia said wiht a smile. "In fact, to show you how grateful I am, you can have the job back."

"Yeah, nice try but you already tried that. Besides, don't you think you upset some ponies by trying to ditch your job before?"

"Hmmm, you're right...and you still don't look like the right one. Well, nice job in out-trolling me, Rainbow. Didn't know you have it in ya."

Rainbow smiles a bit as she leaves the castle to head back home. With the war and seceding now over, Ponyville got a lot of rebuilding.

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Rainbow returns to the library, spotting Pinkie looking at the draft board. The Pegasus pony spoke up, "Pinkie Pie? What are you doing at the library? I thought Twilight was still upset with you."

"She calm down! Twilight promises to forgive me for being a silly head if I get rid of this dumb draft board." Pinkie explains to the former ruler while motioning to the model Equestrian Alliance.

"Ah, then let me!" Rainbow then uses her lighter to set the model Equestrian Alliance on fire. "Oh yeah! This baby is flammable! I waited a life time to do this!"

Rainbow spots Spike outside a bit, making the mare ask, "Spike? The war is over. You can go back inside to being Twilight's personal assistant again."

"Hmmm, I suppose I could do out...or maybe hang outside of the Carousql Baroque or inside where..." Spike then sighs lovingly. "...the beautiful Rarity is at, I can watch her happily and forever."

"Ugh, nice job, Spike. I have spend the last few hours carrying Fluttershy's organ in a car...and you still top that crazy display on a weird scale." Rainbow said in annoyance. Then she spots Big Macintosh nearby. "Big Mac, the war is over! You can go home to Sweet Apple Acres now!"

"Nnope! I am a refugee!" Big Macintosh exclaims to Rainbow while shaking her head. The stallion is apparently a refugee for some reason.

"Come on, seriously! You can go home now!"

"Support the war veterans!"

"Well, Big Mactosh can find his way back home...somehow." Rainbow sighs as she leaves the area. May as well since there's nothing else to do here.

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Rainbow came back to that area where Derpy is at that used to be the Ditzy Doo Reservation. The mare glances at the pylon while asking in a ponder, "I wonder if the ancient wisdom power of the Ditzy Doos is lost to us ponies for a lifetime?"

"Ha ha ha! I take the last buss to the flags sale!" Derpy exclaims happily, much to Rainbow's discomfort.

"On second thought, I'm better off if we don't know at all." Rainbow trots to a familiar drawing and takes a pencil out. Now that the mare got a lot of ideas, time to do an issue of Teen Colt Squad. "All right! Time for some Pony Stone Age Action!"

We see the intro to 'Cave Teen Colt Squad by Rainbow Dash' as we can also hear her narrates in the usual screechy voice, ""'Cave Teen Colt Squad!'"

And of course, the main characters appear with Rainbow introducing them, "Football Jock! Hum Dum! What's His Flank; The Ugly Mule!"

In a panel, we see the cast as cave ponies. The Football Jock, in Rainbow's voice, spoke up, "Challah, cave teen colts! Good news? The big gem hunt is today! You know what that means?"

"Err; we get an in-depth study of the indigenous mega fauna?" Hum Dum ask the Football Jock stupidly.

What's His Flank guess, "Some guess of weird-o CG filled cable special?"

The Ugly Mule then spoke up, "More parasites from my..."

"Oh, it's fillies, okay?! It's always fillies!" The Football Jock shouts to his pals in annoyance and anger. Why must he hang around with these dumb dense ponies? "Okay, I gotta look best for my date with the cheerleader of the gem hunting team, Susan...Pony...son..."

Time for Rainbow to use an idea. The mare put the egg drawing on the Ugly Mule which appears. He smiles while saying, "Say, a dragon egg. Wow, didn't think that it's possible for us ponies or mules to..."

"Shut up!" Rainbow is heard snapping at the mule in annoyance.

"Sorry! I will treat it like some bag of flowers with a diaper on it until the thing hatches someday!"

"1, 2, 3...4shadowing. Ha ha ha ha."

Rainbow uses the chisel card on What's His Flank who remarks, "One shapr chisel. Maybe nothing can happen to me with that."

The comic now shows the Ugly Mule as his egg begins to move a bit. At some sort of prehistoric mall, the Football Hicj exclaims, "All right! The Flood Plains Mall is now open for business! How about we hang at the food court for the next epoch, whatever that is?"

"Word." Hum Dum said with a nod of agreement.

"And the written kind." What's His Flank said with a chuckle. Rainbow put the tablet card right onto What's His Flank himself. We see him writing somehow with hieroglypics appearing above him. "'Dear Susan, wanna go on a date? Huh. Is Susan spell with 2 snakes or a stallion with a bear head?"

As if to answer his question the hard way, a huge Minotaur named Big Will appears and throws 2 snakes at What's His Flank himself, making him yell as the minotaur screams, "Big Will exclaims, it's 2 snakes!" We see one of the snakes swallowing the pony whole.

"No! My ironic representation!"

"Digested whole!" The snake remarks while swallowing the pony some more. Rainbow laughs evilly and cruelly. One pony down, four more to go.

Rainbow puts a ribbon card right onto Hum Dum, we see him wearing it as he exclaims, "Awesome, a new ribbon! I always like the Coltibbean braids like the one on Spring Break!"

Meanwhile with the Ugly Mule, he smiles as his egg begins to crack a bit with Rainbow exclaiming, "Krr-ack!!" That dragon is close to hatching. The scene shows an Egyptian place as two Diamond Dogs named Rovo and Sleet are nearby. Rainbow booms, "100..err million...well, thous...okay, a long time later!"

The Football Jock smiles while exclaiming, "I got one cool summer job so I can save up for the burial thing!"

"Hey, back to work, slave, or you won't get any water this week!" Rovo scowls furiously as he uses the whip on the Football Jock to get him back to work.

"Ker-RACK!!" Rainbow's voice makes the sound effect of the whip.

Rainbow uses the wheel on Hum Dum with him trying to figure something out. He mumbles, "Okay then...Pi r square...carry the 3...hum and...wow! Cool! I have invented the wheel! Hey, there's Susan!"

We see Susan in a stone vehicle exclaiming, "Hey, check out my cool wheels and dope ride, yo!" Hum Dum smirks as he got into the vehicle. Finally, a date!

"You're right on time, babe!"

The two ponies drove up...but then went too far and goes flying into the sky and without wings at all! Not good for Hum Dum!

"VROOM, BLAST OFF!" Rainbow's voice exclaims. We now see the planet's atmosphere as the vehicle goes out into space...it along with the riders burn to a crisp. "Whoa! The opposite of re-entried!"

"Noooooo! I should've made that heat shield out of bamboo and coconuuuuuuuutsss!" Hum Dum screams as he dies from getting burned to a crisp. Rainbow laughs cruelly some more. Oh, this is fun.

Rainbow now put a dog card right onto the Football, causing Rovo to turns into some dog-headed guy with a crown that booms, "I am Anubus!"

"Moore like a 'Doofus'!"The Football Jock taunts Rovo in amusement. "I mean, the whole Diamond Dog thing is really 3rd figure, pal!"

S"hut up! I am the bloody dog god of death and you will bow before me!"

Regardless, the Football Jock puts Rovo into his wallet while remarking, "You are so cute, I cannot take you seriously! You get ride in my wallet while I buy stuff!"

Needless to say, Rovo stood up in the wallet in fury. No one does that to him and gets away with it. The Diamond Dog snarls, "Insolence, fool!" He got out of the wallet and send a lot of parasites right onto the Football, he screams while meeting his demise.

"Wrath of the Diamond Dog, a new album from 'Doofus!" Rainbow exclaims while laughing like mad. "Oh man! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Only the Ugly Mule is left but that may end soon as Rainbow put a gun into Rovo the Diamond Dog's paws. The 'god' glares at the Ugly Mule while snapping, "Work smarter and not harder!"

Rovo opens fires into the air as Rainbow makes the sound effects, "AT AT AT AT AT AT!!!"

"Ugh, I gave up my job in the fields for this?!" The Ugly Mule ask, shocked by what's happening.

Suddenly something happens: the egg hatch all the way, causing a baby dragon to appears. Rainbow's voice exclaims, "Hatch!" And of course, this makes the Ugly Mule happy for the obvious reasons.

"All right, yes! My dragon egg has finally hatched! Maybe now we can be best friends forever!"

Unfortunately, the Ugly Mule's friendship with the dragon didn't last as a huge ball of fire appears in the sky, Rainbow yells out, "Meteor'd!" A big explosion occurs, killing almost everyone on it, including the Ugly Mule.

"Ouch! My global climate change!"

Rainbow laughs cruelly some more. All of the characters in this comic is dead...now for some more fun. We see a scene of dragons that looks like the dead colts. The Football Jock lookalike said, "And plus, that's how those dumb ponies are dead."

"Weird." The Hum Dum lookalike said in amazement.

"Weird!" The Hum Dum lookalike said again along with the What's His Flank one.

"Weird!" The two said again, this time with the Ugly Mule lookalike joining in.

Rainbow haves an idea as she put the card of Charles Coltwin onto the scene. The pony appears, much to the notice of the dragons, all of them are wondering about who he is.

"Who is that hot yet very old pony guy?" The Football Jock lookalike ask his pals in confusion.

"Looks like Chuck Coltwin to me." The Hum Dum dragon said in confusion.

Charles smirks as he holds a boom box on his back and plays it. It ends up killing the dragons while the stallion exclaims, "Yeah, drags, check out my cool 12 inch woofers, yo!"

"Survival of the phattest! Ha ha ha ha! Heck, yeah!" Rainbow laughs madly. Soon the final scene appears that said, "IT'S OVER'. "IT'S OVER! Now that is a work of perfection that will exist forever if I do say so myself! 6000 points to me!"

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Rainbow returns to Fluttershy's cottage, the yellow mare is helping her animal friends fix the place up. The cyan Pegasus pony smiles while saying, "Well, I hope you learn something from this, Fluttershy. As if never try to form your own country. It's lame."

"Yes, I have learned...wait, hang on." Fluttershy said in realization. "You started it first, Rainbow!"

"Right, tell it to the judge, Cuteling. Don't want to see what happens to cute ponies like you in the treasonous traitors' prison."

Rainbow returns home, no longer under house arrest. She then sat down near the Game Machine while saying, "A pony is not a true fighter until she faces her darkest equations."

Thus, Rainbow begins playing Educational Problem Solvers for a while, using Liu Pony and Johnny Rage's moves to beat enemy and bosses and going up to levels. Once the pony is done playing, the Pegasi has gotten 2000 or above points.

"Awesome! 2000 points!" Rainbow cheers on. Suddenly a shirt came from out of nowhere that looks like a weird Asian creature with a skull and crossbones in front of it. "Sweet, an extra super bonus costume! And...looks like some kind of weird cross-promotional fanmake marketing tie in to another author's series. Oh well, free shirt anyway."

The End

Cast list
Ashleigh Ball: Rainbow Dash, Applejack
Nicole Oliver: Princess Celestia
Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy
Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves, Princess Luna
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon
Peter New: Big Macintosh, Announcer
Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom
Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle
Madeline Peters: Scootaloo
Andrew Francis: Shining Armor
Daveigh Chase: Nyx

Author's note
Nice end to a story, eh folks? Whatcha think? All right, it's Halloween time so it's time I work on shorts. First off here, it's time for me to do the prequel to my story 'MLP's The Nightmare Before Christmas', called 'The Zombie Pony King'. You know the cast by now. Read, review and suggest.
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