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| Muppet Corpse Bride; A marriage made in the underworld | |
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| JusSonic | Sep 29 2012, 09:57 PM Post #1 |
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Author's note Hey folks. JusSonic here to begin a Halloween fic for this year. This one is a fanmake of the Tim Burton film The Corpse Bride, with an appearance by T.K. from my Nightmare Before Christmas first series of fanmakes. KingHuffman, yeah, I'm excited, are you excited? Same here. The characters, minus a few OCs, does not belong to me. They belong to their respective characters. Muppet Corpse Bride Chapter 1: A Day for a Wedding We folks always draw the line between life and death, knowing that once we died, we either go to heaven or heck. In this story, that line is about to get a whole lot bigger, thanks to a marriage gone wrong and such. In a town, a marriage is about to take place. We start in a bedroom as someone is opening a book then take a quill pin that shows a picture of a young frog next to some weird animal looking thing. Once the person is done, he smiles at a picture of some sort of butterfly. Now the person in question is a short, skinny, green frog with a funny collar around his neck and arms and legs as thin as twigs. His name is Kermit the Frog and today is his wedding day. Not that Kermit wants to get married as his parents have gotten the whole thing arranged because they wish to be a part of the rich community. Sometimes the frog wonders if his parents thought about love or something. Well, that should do it." Kermit comments. He looks at a glass that has the butterfly htat he was drawing in question. After putting the book down, the frog opens up the window then the glass, setting the little guy free. "There you go. Hope you have mor freedom than I did." The butterfly flies through the city...which isn't much to look at. The folks of the villain were going throughout their daily lives as best as they could. The butterfly itself flew through a streets and goes past a creature named Beauregard who was given a fish. He is a driver, employed to the frogs...who is coughing like mad. Beauregard has one bad smoking problem that is affecting his health...something that his employeers didn't seem to or care to notice. As the butterfly flew on, it goes by two Muppets who spoke to one another. One of them remark, "Good morning." "Yeah, good morning to you too." The other Muppet said with a nod. In another street, two figures are walking through it. One of them is a green-skinned man with combed black hair. He's wearing a white shirt, a tie, a dark grey coat and pants, and black shoes. His name is Johnny Fiama and trust me folks, there's more to him than meets the eye. The other figure is a black-furred monkey with a light brown tie and vest. His name is Sal the Monkey, Johnny's assistant and hench-monkey. The two heard an announcer making an announcement, "Here ye, here ye...10 minutes to go until the wedding rehearsal of the Frogs and Pigs...although I wonder why since it's one of those arrangement marriages that never go right anyhow!" The butterfly flew around Johnny, much to his annoyance. Sal swipes at it while scowling, "Go on, beat it! Don't fly around Johnny! Go on, scram!" Johnny roll his eyes then watch Beauregard get into the carriage and rode off. The driver almost ran over a few Muppets while coughing, he ignores a woman yelling angrily, "Manic! Watch where you're going!!!" Beauregard stops the carriage right near the house. Kermit saw him arriving through a window, then sighs. Well, may as well meet his future bride. He can only hope that she isn't nasty or horrible. His parents, two frogs named Jim and Alice, head out of the house all dressed for the rehearsal. They begin to sing. Jim: It's a beautiful day. Alice: It's a rather nice day. Jim: A day for a glorious wedding. Alice: A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear. Jim: A rehearsal for a glorious wedding. Alice: Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know, Jim: That nothing unexpected interferes with the show. Jim stops as he saw a puddle in front of his wife. With a frown, the frog motions to Beauregard who puts his coat right onto it, to allow the couple to step over the puddle while both were singing. Both: And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... Jim roll his eyes as he slaps the fisherman's hat that Beauregard while wearing off his head then removes the 'fisherman' posters. They can't make themselves look like fools in front of their future in-laws. Jim: According to plan, Alice: Our son will be married. Jim: According to plan, Alice: Our family carried, Both: We'll go right into to the heights of society... Jim: To the costume balls, Alice: In the hallowed halls. Jim: Rubbing elbows with the finest. Johnny smirks while glancing at the scene. From the sound of the song, the frogs wants to be part of a high-classed society, which is why they decided to marry their son Kermit off to a rich family. How...interesting. Alice: Having crumpets with Her Highness. Both: We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with the Queen. We'll forget everything...that we've ever ever been. Jim prepares o get into the carriage, but his coat got stuck, making him groan, "Ugh! Oh, I'm stuck in the carriage! Someone help me!" Alice and Beauregard push Jim in hopes to get him into the carriage. The mother frog groans, "Perhaps we should get this carriage fixed at some point so you wouldn't be stuck dear." "The carriage is perfect, it's this suit that is caught!" "Come on, Jim dear." The two frogs work on some more to get Jim into the carriage. The father frog groans while saying, "Where is Kermit? We're going to be late." -------------- Now at another house, two pigs named Mr. and Mrs. Hamish watch them through the carriage. The father mumbles, "Fish merchants. How must our family sink so low at times?" The mother nods as she begins to sing. Mrs. Hamish: It's a terrible day Mr. Hamish: Now don't be that way Mrs. Hamish: It's a terrible day for a wedding. Mr. Hamish: It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in, Mrs. Hamish: That has led to this ominous wedding. Mr. Hamish: How could our family have come to this? Both: To marry off our daughter to the noveaux-rich. Mrs. Hamish: They're so common, Mr. Hamish: So coarse. Mrs. Hamish: Oh, it couldn't be worse! Mr. Hamish: It couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree. The father pig grunts as he goes over the vault, the whole thing is empty. The family isn't as rich as they themselves used to. The pigs were hoping to marry their daughter off in hopes to get their money life back in order. It could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy, without a penny to their name...just like you...and me. Mrs. Hamish wipes her finger on the line of the line, seeing a lot of dust. The pig groans, "Oh dear." A cleaner named Wayne dusts the whole thing before closing the door. The guests can't see their condition like this. Both: And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... The pigs' butler named Bobo is helping another servant named Scooter put a painting of a pig family members onto the wall in a hallway of a lot of pictures full of the family. Mrs. Hamish: According to plan, Mr. Hamish: Our daughter will wed. Mrs. Hamish: According to plan, Mr. Hamish: Our family lead, Both: From the depths of deepest poverty, Mrs. Hamish: To the noble realm, Mr. Hamish: Of our ancestors. The two pigs stop at a picture of a beautiful female pig, the one who is going to marry Kermit. Both: And who'd have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with the face Mr. Hamish: of an otter in disgrace, Both: Would provide our ticket to our rightful place? In a bedroom, a servant is helping the pig in question fix up her corset. She is a blonde pink pig with blue eyes. She wears a pink shirt with blue pants and black shoes. Her name is Miss Piggy, Mr. and Mrs. Hamish's daughter. "Wanda, please tell me if Kermit and I...well, what if..." Miss Piggy gasps a bit as Wanda tighten her corset. "...like each other?" Of course, the pig heard scoffing, seeing her parents coming into the room. Mr. hamish remarks, "You think love has anything to do with marriage? Get real!" "Do you suppose your father and I like each other at all?" Mrs. Hamish ask Miss Piggy dryly. "Well, surely you must...a little..." Miss Piggy begins to say but her mother cut her off. "No, and don't call me Shirley!" "Right, like I ever love this ugly brat." Mr. Hamish scoffs a bit. The truth is, Miss Piggy's parents only got married out of an arrange marriage but never truly love one another, only doing it out of the money and the status quo. Since they need both to move on, the two pigs are stuck with one another. "Come on, get those corsets laced properly. No need for you to speak while gasping!" Mrs. Hamish snaps to her daughter as she heads out of the room. Miss Piggy sighs sadly. Is money and the status quo the only thing that matters with her family? ------------------ Kermit leaves the house in a dashing blue suit and got into the carriage. Once he's inside, Beauregard, in the driver seat, signals the horse before they drove off. "Son, you got yourself a winner for sure!" Alice remarks to her son with a smile. "Yes, now all you have to do is reel her in and we're in with the higher classes for sure!" Jim agrees with Alice with glee. "Yeah, I'm reeling all right but I'm not sure." Kermit said in hesitations. He hasn't met his future bride yet and already the frog is nervous. "Wouldn't Miss Piggy be better off marrying a lord or something?" "Nonsense, Kermit! Why we're every bit as good as the Pigs or Hamishes!" Alice giggles to Kermit, brushing off her son's worry. "Right, I deserved better than a fish merchant's life, I assured you of that." Jim said with a nod. After all, the father frog wants out of that miserable life that he's in so hopefully this marriage can change everything. "I don't know, I've never even spoken to her." Kermit said with a big gulp. The frog is wondering what Miss Piggy looks like or if she even loves him. "Well, at least, we got that in our favor." Alice said with a sigh. The frogs heard some coughing from Beauregard, the driver is having difficulty...and only Kermit suspects that Beauregard himself has trouble with his health. Jim groans as he hits the top to where Beauregard was sitting and smoking, yelling out, "Beauregard, stop all that coughing! You want to get us into an accident?" Kermit is wondering if his parents even notice or care that Beauregard's smoking will be the death of him someday. -------------------- As Bobo was dusting, the two pigs head downstairs, Mrs. Hamish pat her husband on the head while saying, "Mariage is a partnersnip, just a little tit-for-tat. Why, a lifetime watching of us..." The mother then begins to sing. Mrs. Hamish: might have taught her that. Might have taught her that. The two pigs head downstairs as the song continues on. Mr. Hamish: Everything must be perfect Mrs. Hamish: Everything must be perfect Mr. Hamish: Everything must be perfect Both: Everything must be perfect, perfect, As the song is about to end, both parties head to the door, Alice fix her husband up, much to his embarrassment. Four: That's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...According to plan! Once the song is over, the doorbell ring with Bobo opening the door. The two pigs watch as Alice was helping her husband while saying, "Why, look at how you're stanidng! You look like you ate bad crickets or..." The mother frog saw the pigs watching, making her chuckle sheepishly. As the frog came into the mansion, Alice continues, "Oh goodness! Why such grandeur! Such impeccable taste! Beautiful, right?" "Sure, it is, very good place!" Bobo exclaims to the parents stupidly as he closes the door. "Though not as big as our place, Jim. Bit shabby really, isn't it?" "Alice, quiet." Jim whispers to Alice, nudging her a bit. No need for his wife to offend their future in-laws. Everything must go according to plan! Bobo came between the parties, coughing while saying, "Lord and Lady Hamish, this is Mr. and Mrs. Frog!" "Ah, you must be Miss Piggy!" Alice exclaims though she is looking at Mrs. Hamish. Obviously the frog has mistaken her for her future daughter-in-law. "Though, not to be a jerk, but you don't look a day over 20." Jim yelps as he nudges his wife a bit, making her realize that she made a mistake. Alice said quickly, "No. Oh yes, yes. Sorry." "Try to smile, darling." Mrs. Hamish said, trying to avoid getting offended by the mistake. Mr. Hamish nervously try to smile but his smile came out weird and freaky. "Hello, what a pleasure! Welcome to our home." Mr. Hamish said with a nod. "Thank you." Jim said with a chuckle of relief. At least the Hamishes aren't offende by his wife's mistake. Hopefully the rest of the rehearsal don't end up going badly. "Come, we will take tea in the west drawing room." Mrs. Hamish said as the group head out. The mother pig pass the piano while adding, "Come this way, it's just through there." "Got to say, I love how you done this place." Alice said while looking around the mansion in amazement. "So who is your decorator?" "Nice titles, though the drapes need work." Jim remarks, glancing at the tiles and drapes, much to Alice's embarrassment. "Err, my husband can say just silly things. Try to ignore him, okay? "Ignore my wife too if she says something embarrassing." The frogs look at each other, worried that anything that they can could ruin everything. Luckily, Mr. Hamish didn't notice as he spoke up, "Right, it's usually the best...right, I handled decorated this place myself!" "Uh, you hired that decorator guy to..." Bobo begins to speak up but his boss hits him in the gut, shutting the bear up. Kermit saw that his parents and future in-laws is leaving, the frog is the only one left in the room. The frog feel something, he found the piano keys. Kermit glances as his parents and his future in-laws leave the room, closing the door. Kermit plays the piano a bit, looking at the closed while saying, "Well, until it's time, I guess I can play a bit. I hope my practicing my banjo can work on this thing." Kermit begins to play the piano then sat down, doing so wonderfully. The frog is a nature when doing this kind of stuff. He hopes his in-laws or his future wife doesn't mind. Upstairs, Miss Piggy was in her new clothes, preparing for the rehearsal when she heard the music, making her gasp, "Huh?" Who is playing that wonderful music? Miss Piggy leacves the bedroom and head downstairs. She soon saw him: a handsome frog playing the piano. Miss Piggy has never saw him before...could this be new fiancee that she never met before until now? Miss Piggy came downstairs and smiles while watching Kermit play the piano...then he saw him, causing the frog to yelp as he jumps out of the seat, saving a vase that is on the piano that Kermit himself almost knocked over. "Oh, sorry, sorry about that!" Kermit exclaims to Miss Piggy nervously. He didn't realize that she can hear him play. "It's no problems. You play beautifully." Miss Piggy said with a happy sigh. Kermit gulps a bit, this must be the Hamishes' daughter Miss Piggy! "Oh, I do...sorry, how rude of me to...err, excuse me." Kermit said sheepishly as he put the seat back into place to avoid making him look like a fool "Oh, it's okay. Mother won't let me near the piano even though I can sing. Told me that music is improper for a young lady. Too passionate. Oh brother." "Oh, well, Miss Piggy...where is your chaperone?" "Please, perhaps in the view of cirumstances...you could just call me Piggy." Miss Piggy said to Kermit, the two act shyly to one another. The two has finally met and already, they are beginning to like one another. "Okay, yes, of course...Piggy." Kermit said with a smile to the pig. Wow, despite not missing her, Miss Piggy is sure beautiful and such. "Yes, Kermit." "Ahem, tomorrow are to be m...m...m..." "Yes, yes, I know married." Miss Piggy said with a sigh. She was uncomfortable of the arrange marriage since her own parents never married out of love. But at the same time, Miss Piggy is upon meeting this frog at last. "Yes, right. M-m-married." Kermit said nervously. Miss Piggy looks at the piano and sat down. "Ever since I was a little pig, I've always dreamt of my wedding day, hoping to find someone that I am deeply in love with...someone for moi to spend the rest of my life with. Pretty silly, right?" "Yeah, silly...wait, wait, not at all, no!" Kermit said quickly, correcting himself. The frog leans a little though he knocks over the vase, causing some water and flowers to fell onto the piano. "Oh, sorry, sorry!" Miss Piggy of course sighs and smiles as the two look at each other, the pig picks up the flowers that were in the vase, giving them to them. Perhaps this wedding was a good idea. Both Kermit and Miss Piggy are blushing, already they are falling in love for each other. Of course, the emotional scene came to an end as an annoyed Mrs. Hamish came into the room, snapping, "What kind of impropriety is this?! You two can't be alone together! Why, it's already one minue and you two aren't at the rehearsal! Pastor Sam the Eagle if waiting, come on, let's go!" Mrs. Hamish leaves the area, the future couple sighs and leaves with Miss Piggy groaning, "Ugh! Thanks for ruining the moment, 'mother'. Honestly!" Author's note The story has begun as the couple is liking each other. In the next chapter, Kermit ends up messing up the wedding rehearsal, forcing him to work on his vows. But in the progress, the frog ends up unintentionally marrying an undead chicken! Read, review and suggest. |
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| JusSonic | Sep 30 2012, 11:21 PM Post #2 |
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Author's note NoctisStella20, sorry, but I will not change them. Besides, where would that leave Kermit and Gonzo? Not the right pairings. No, I'm keeping the roles. If you don't like the fic, then stop reading. Chapter 2: Big Matrimony Mistake Sometime later, the couple are at their rehearsal, trying their best to get through it without problems. Of course, one problen can be spelled out in three words: Kermit the Frog. He has trouble trying to do this right. The pastor, Sam the Eagle, sighs in the parlour room while saying sternly, "Master, Frog, let's do this from the beginning...again." The eagle has to put up with the frog's slip-ups. He reads from the book, "'With this hand, I will life your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.'" Sam watch the frog who hold the candle nervously. The eagle said sternly, "Now let's do it again...but for Jim's sake, man, do it right!" "Right, right, sir...with this candle..." Kermit said as he held the candle, trying to light it up while leaning...but it won't do so. The frog in annoyance tries again. "This candle..."" But it still won't light up. "This candle..." But the candle won't light up, the frog is having trouble. The parents look either embarrassed or annoyed. How could Kermit not know how to do this rehearsal at all? "Shall I light the thing for him, dear?" Alice ask Jim with a sigh. "Let's not get a-flutter, dear. Kermit is doing his best after all." Jim said to Alice, though a bit of him is getting annoyed by his son's slip-ups at all. Kermit glances at his parents who are anxious for him to continue...then to Mr. and Mrs. Hamish, who glares at him impatiently. The frog is messing things up. Luckily, Kermit spot the candle lit so he stood up to resume the whole thing. "Right, with this candle..." Kermit said as he chuckles...only to blow the candle out by accident, much to the others' frustration. "Oh, never mind the candle! Continue!" Sam exclaims impatiently. Why must he deal with weirdos like Kermit? Just then the door bell is heard ringing. There must be a new visitor. Mr. Hamish exclaims to the bear, "Bobo, get the door." The bear nods as he head out. ""Right, let's pick up at the candle bit." Just then, Bobo came in, holding a card...and a door. The butler smiles while saying, "Got the door, boss! What shall I do for you?" "I mean answer it...oh! Who was at the door?!" Mr. Hamish ask Bobo in annoyance and frustration. Why must he deal with such fools? "Oh, a Lord Johnny Fiama. So what shall I do with the door?" "Put it back, stupid!" Bobo nods as he gave the card to Mr. Hamish who looks at it before the bear left to put the door. Johnny came into the room while smiling, "I haven't a head for dates. Obviously, I'm a day early for the ceremony." Mrs. Hamish glances at the card, looking at the card while asking her husband, "Is this guy on your side of the family? I don't recall inviting him." "How should I know? All pigs look alike to me!" Mr. Hamish snaps to his wife in annoyance. "I don't know." Wayne remarks as he came into the room with a shrug. "Maybe he's from your side but you didn't know it." "I got no time for these dumb comments, Wayne! My family and this rehearsal are both in a bind as it is!" "Bobo, a seat for Lord Fiama." Mrs. Hamish calls out to Bobo who came back from putting the door back and giving Johnny a seat which he sat in. "All right, carry on, don't mind me." Johnny said with a shrug. "Fine, let's try again, shall we, Master Frog?" Sam ask, trying to keep his patience, watching Kermit nod while Miss Piggy light the candle for him. "Yes, yes, sir. Certainly." Kermit said with a nod. "Right. Well?" "Right...oh yes, right!" Kermit exclaims as he realzes what he himself is supposed to do. The frog switch his flippers, holding the candle with his left one while holding his right. "Ahem, with this...this..." "Hand." Sam said with a frown. "Right, right! With this hand...." Kermit takes Miss Piggy's hand as the two head over to the table. "I...With..." The frog yelps as he bumps into the table. Needless to say, Sam is getting more annoyed by this mess-up. "Three steps, three! Do you not count? Do you not wish to be married, Master Frog?" "No, no!" "Wait, you do not, Kermie?" Miss Piggy ask, worried by Kermit's response. "No...I mean, no...I do not not wish to be married!" Kermit exclaims nervously to his future bride. He can't mess this up but the frog is having major troubles. "Err, I mean, I want very much to..." Kermit was cut off as the annoyed Sam hits him on the head, causing the frog to yelp in pain. The eagle snaps sternly, "Pay attention! Did you even remembered to bring the ring?" "Ring? Of yes, of course..." Kermit got the ring out, showing the thing to Miss Piggy. Jim winks to his wife while smiling. At least his son got this part right...that is until, the frog accidentially drop the ring, making the pig gasps in shock. "Dropping the ring." Sam said with a sigh as he slaps his face with his wing. "Oh no, he dropped the ring!" Alice gasps in shock and worry. This really doesn't look good. Kermit tries to chase the ring to get it back in hopes to save the rehearsal. "It's clear that this frog doesn't want to get married at all! Not surprised since the whole thing is arranged after all!" "Very disgraceful!" Mrs. Hamish groans in annoyance and disgust. What kind of frog would mess this up? Suddenly, Kermit went under her skirt to grab the ring, making the mother pig gasp in alarm. Kermit grabs the ring and shows it, shoving Mrs. Hamish while saying, "Sorry, excuse me. Got it!" Unfortunately, the candle that the frog is still holding lit the mother pig's skirt, causing it to be caught on fire. Mrs. Hamish screams in horror by what's happening. Mr. Hamish push Kermit away while scowling, "Get out of my way, you idiot!" "Oh dear, not good! Oh my, giddy on, there's a pig on fire! Help, emergency!" Alice exclaims frantically as she tries to fan the flames to put them out faster. "Oh, I hope it doesn't stain." "Will, you stop fanning it, you fool?!" Mrs. Hamish scowls angrily to Alice while pushing her. All her efforts is making the flames get worst. Sam groans as he closes the book. This rehearsal is now a big disaster! "Someone get a bucket, hurry!" Jim exclaims in alarm. This fire needs to be put out and fast! "Right, on my way, on my way!" Alice exclaims frantically as he heads off in hopes to find a bucket to put out the fire. "Oh dear." Johnny sighs as he decides to put an end to this mess by pouring a goblet of wine onto the dress. Soon the fire came to a stop, saving Mrs. Hamish in time. Johnny toss the goblet to Bobo who grabs it. The newcomer chuckles, "Amazing, aren't I?" Sam however angrily push aside everyone while scowling, "Enough! This is a disgrace! I cannot do this wedding unless the frog is properly prepared! I cannot have any more mess-ups!" Turning to the frightened Kermit, the eagle points a wing at him while continuing, "Young man, learn your vows! And I don't want to see you again until you do!" Everyone but Miss Piggy gave a glare to Kermit who looks frightened a bit. He has really made a fool out of himself and in front of his future wife and in-laws, as well as his family too. The frog opens the door and rush out of the place. As Miss Piggy looks worried, Johnny shrugs while commentating, "Well, the frog is a good catch, ain't he?" Miss Piggy sighs in more worry. She hopes that her frog isn't too frightened by what happened. ------------------- Kermit sat at a bridge while sighing in sadness, looking at the flowers that Miss Piggy gave him earlier. Who is he kidding? This frog isn't meant to marry anyone, let alone someone he's starting to have feelings for. "Oh Piggy...she must think I'm a fool." Kermit said sadly. "This day cannot get any worse." Unfortunately, Kermit ends up swallowing his words as, while putting the flower in his pocket, he spots the town crier the Muppet Newsman, shouting to the town, "Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal is in ruins as the frog boy causes chaos! Fishy fiancee should be canned! Pigs are fired up on a barbecue as frog disaster ruins the rehearsal...and it's now 7 in the evening!" Kermit groans in depression. He has to say it. The frog heads out to the forest to do some thinking, trying to get his vows right. Kermit travels through the area that is snowy and has ice, looking a bit down "How difficult could it be? It's just a few simple vows, right?" Kermit ask as he looks at his hand. The frog tries to do his vows once more. "With this hand, I will take your win...no, no." Kermit travels through the forest while trying again, "With this hand...I will cup your...oh good grief, no! What kind of husband would I be if I can't get these vows right?!" Kermit goes into the forest, trying to get his vows right. If he wants to prove himself to Miss Piggy and his family, past and present, the frog has to to get the whole thing right. Kermit stops near a tree filled with crows while saying, "With this...with this...with this candle, I will...I will...I will set your mother on fire." The frog slaps his forehead, no, that isn't right! Kermit sighs while kneeling to the groudn. "Oh good grief, no use!" Kermit sighs as he takes the flower out along with the ring. May as well call it quits...but no, the frog picks the flower up and sniffs it. Kermit looks determined as he pockets the flower. Miss Piggy would want him to do the vows right, if he truly loves her and wants to be with her for all of eternity. "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine." Kermit said in determination. The frog flips the ring as he snatchs it from the air. He then glances at a branch and decides to take it, pretending that it's Mrs. hamish. "Oh, Ramish. You look ravishing this evening, yes?" Kermit leans near a stump, pretending that it's Mr. Hamish while listening. The frog ask, "Eh? Mr. Hamish? You want me to call you 'dad'? Well, if you insist." Kermit broke a piece of the branch then makes it look like he lit the candle right. "With this candle, I will light your way in darkness." Kermit glances at the ring, figuring out what to say next, "With this ring..." The frog then saw one branch that looks like a branch that looks like a wing, so to speak. "...I ask you to be mine." Kermit then put the ring onto the brancj. Just then, the frog felt the wind blow while a crow is crowing. The frog looks concerned while seeing a bunch of crows flying all over. What was that supposed to happen? "So what next?" Kermit mumbles, wondering what shall happen next. Suddenly the frog's question is answered...the hard way. The branch, as if by magic, grabs Kermit's hand, dragging him down. Kermit yelps and groans and struggles to get free...until the frog succeeded in breaking the branch off the tree, landing on the ice with it. Kermit groans as he lift his arm up and made a shocking discovery: the branch that clenching onto him is really a chicken corpse wing! The frog yelps as he free himself from it and toss the said wing to the ground. Kermit suddenly heard rumbling and saw a horrifying thing came out of the ground, making him clench to the said ground while screaming, "Oh no!" Kermit gasps as he saw what came out of the ground, some sort of figure in a wedding dress, veil out. After lifting her veil, the frog can see that it's an undead white hen with red things on her head and on her yellow beak, yellow legs, blue eyes and eyelashes. Her name is Camilla. "I do." Camilla said with a smile. Kermit can only scream and scurrying before getting up to run away from Camilla. The arm crawls towards the frog panicking before the undead chicken pick the thing up, putting the arm back on. Kermit trips a bit, falling to the ground and hit the tree. As he recovers, the frog saw Camilla coming closer to him. "Yikes! Oh, bad mistake. I gotta get home!" Kermit exclaims in alarm. He has no idea what just happened but the frog believes that he really made a big mistake! Kermit backs himself to a grave, gasping as the chicken tries to reach him. The frog tries to run off before collides into another tree. As he clench his eye, the dizzy Kermit saw the bride coming closer, causing him to run but hit yet another tree. Kermit tries his best to run on home, only to slip right onto some icy. The frog screams, "Oh, it has to be winter, on this craziest of nights! AHHHHH!" Kermit saw Camilla coming next and tries to get to the other side. He made it with Camilla still in pursuit. The frog kept on running, trying to distance himself from the undead chicken, going through some bushes, one of them rip a piece of his jacket. Crows flew over Kermit as he ducks to avoid them. The frog looks back and sighs in relief. Looks like Camilla has given up the pursuit. "Phew, what a relief." Kermit said with a sigh. "For a moment, I thought..." Kermit spoke too soon. As he turns around, there's Camilla standing in front of him, smiling. The frog can only gasps in fear as the chicken leans to him while saying, "You may kiss the bride." The crows surroudn the two as the two kiss (though Kermit does so unwillingly) before all went black... Author's note Hoo boy. Kermit has inapparently married an undead chicken. Things are going to get more crazy. In the next chapter, Kermit finds himself in the underworld where he finds out from singer T.K. Takaishi (from the JusSonic's Nightmare Before Christmas series) about Camilla's backstory and he may have married her without realizing it. Meanwhile, Johnny brings news of this, though not all of the facts. Read, review and suggest. |
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| JusSonic | Oct 1 2012, 11:27 PM Post #3 |
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Author's note Camilla's speaking will be explained in this chapter, Noctis...and no one is OOC here. Chapter 3: The Story of the Muppet Corpse Bride Kermit groans a bit as he open his eyes. The frog has one bad dream...that is until he saw what appears to be Camilla...and a few corpses and monsters looking at him in concern. "It's a new arrival." One weirdo monster named Gonzo remarks. "Wow! The frog looks like he has been through a lot!" "Yep, he must've fainted." Camilla said as the chicken help her groaning new 'husband'. "Are you all right?" "Ugh, what happened?" Kermit ask with a groan. He was hoping that what happened was a bad dream but now, the frog is still in his nightmare! "Wow! Look, we got a breather! Ha ha ha! I've wished I was that lucky! Imagine all the stunts I would've pulled if I was still alive!" Gonzo exclaims with a smile. An ugly monster named Gladys shoves Gonzo while asking eagerly, "Does the frog got a brother? Come on, level with me, frog!" One monster named Elmo pokes Kermit, making the frog a bit uncomfortable. He said, "Elmo think he's still soft." The frightened Kermit backs away to the bar stand, these monsters are seriously scaring him to death literally! "All right, a toast!" One small rat named Rizzo laughs as he clang his mugs with his pals Seymour Elephant and Bean Bunny. The rat drank his beer but some pour out of his him. The bunny caught the liquid with his own mug before drinking it...though some came out of a hole in his own chest. "To the newlyweds!" Bean exclaims with a laugh. "Wait, newlyweds?!" Kermit gasps in shock and horror, fearing the worst. No, this cannot be! "Well, remember? In the woods, you said youw vows so perfectly?" Camilla chuckles as she show the ring, much to Kermit's shock. "I did? Oh geez, I guess I did...wait, how are you talking? Chickens don't even talk!" Camilla comment, "A scientist named Bunsen Honeydew made this special collar for me so that I can talk. Squirrel! Sorry, it's a slight bug in the collar Bunsen didn't work out of it when he gave it to me. Occasionally, I say "'Squirrel'" for no real reason. Otherwise, this collar works perfectly. Though, admittedly, the fact that I'm already dead (and, thus, less likely to experience harmful side effects) probably helps a lot. Squirrel!" "Yeah...I feel almost a bit jealous to you, pal." Gonzo said with a lovingly sigh to Kermit. If the frog didn't know any better, he could've sworn... Kermiot groans as he hit his head on the table, in a desperate attempt to wake up from this nightmare, "Wake up, wake up! Wake up!" "Hey, neat, let me do that!" Gonzo laughs as he hit his own head on the table now. "Wow, this is fun!" "Coming through, coming through!" A voice exclaims. Kermit gasps as the head waiter of the bar shows up....literally, he's a blue monster head with spider-legs arriving onto the table. "Hello! I am Grover and I will be your head waiter!" The frog screams. "And I will also be in charge of your wedding feast!" Kermit gasps as one of Camilla's eyes popped out, revealing an undead king prawn named Pepe, grinning as he exclaims, "Wedding feast! I'm hungry, okay?" Kermit gulps in fear. Camilla covers her eye socket to block Pepe, saying sheepishly, "Shrimps. Whatcha going to do?" Pepe peeks out while remarking, "Excuse me? I am a king prawn, okay? Not a shrimp." "Hey, no one blames ya, Pepe!" Gonzo exclaims with a smile. The weirdo spots the terrified Kermit backing up, colliding with some undead. "Hey new guy? What's wrong with you?" "Keep away, go away!" Kermit screams as he tropp, falling to the floor. Everyone else looks concerned as the frog got up, grabbing a sword...which is stuck on Rizzo causing the rat to be used as well. "Back off because I got...err, I've got a rat!" "Hey, hey! Come on! My species didn't really cause that plaque in the Medieveal Times, pal!" Rizzo exclaims to Kermit in annoyance. "What a way to stereotype!" "Anyway, I'm not afraid to use him! I want some questions and I want them now!" "Don't you mean 'answers'?" Seymour ask Kermit curiously. "Yeah, thanks, I need some answers, I need them now!" Kermit exclaims, trying to take control of this madness. "What's going on here? Where am I and who are you?!" "Oh, that is kind of a long story." Camilla said with a chuckle. "And what a story it is." A voice spoke up. Everyone turns to see some sort of corpse boy in a spotlight on stage grinning. "Hey, look! It's T.K. Takaishi, the Digital King of Halloween Town!" Gonzo exclaims wiht a smile. "Thank you. It is a tragic tale of romance, passion...as well as murder most foul, which can help out with Halloween next year." "Oh yeah, this is going to be good." Bean exclaims with a chuckle. Kermit yelps as he drops Rizzo in concern. What kind of story is he going to be hearing here? "Get ready, because this is one awesome story that I've heard a lot of times before." Gonzo explains to Kermit eagerly. "So stick around, you're going to love it!" "Hit it, boys!" T.K. exclaims to the band. They begin to play music while the Digital Monster King came near some skeletons that tap their own skulls like a xylophone. The skeleton on the piano plays as T.K. begins to sing. T.K.: Hey, give me a listen You corpses of cheer At least those of you Who still got an ear I’ll tell you a story Make a skeleton cry Of our own jubilisciously Muppet Corpse Bride Skeletons: Die Die We all pass away Don’t wear a frown, cause it’s really ok You might try and hide And you might try to pray But we all end up The remains of the day A worried Kermit tries to sneak out of the room but Gonzo and Rizzo pulls him back. Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah Yah, yah, yah That's right. T.K. smiles to Camilla while singing some more. T.K.: Well our girl was a beauty Known for miles around Camilla got on stage as she smiles. T.K. continues the song as we see her silhouette with that of another Muppet, shown only from their shadows. When a mysterious stranger came into town He was plenty good lookin' But down on his cash And our poor little baby She fell hard and fast When her daddy said no She just couldn’t cope So our lovers came up with a plan to elope Kermit gulps as the corpses and monster Muppets force him to dance with them. Corpses & Monsters: Die Die We all pass away Don’t wear a frown, cause it’s really ok You might try and hide And you might try to pray But we all end up The remains of the day Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah Yah, yah, yah T.K. sat on the bar tabkle, not noticing that he kick the tray that Grover's head is on, causing the Muppet roll down from his shoulder and landing onto the table. T.K. scats a bit as the song continues onward. Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah Yah, yah, yah The skeletons dance some more as T.K. remarks, "Yeah, that's right." One of the skeletons turn into a bass with another playing him. "Right, oh yeah. Come on, boys, pick it up." Another skeleton plays the bony saxaphone with T.K. playing a bony xylophone, commentating, "Right, like it." He glances to the skeleton top while grinning, "All right, Chancy, take it!" The skeleton known as Chancy takes his bottom half, playing it like a guitar with another plays the trombone. T.K. exclaims, "Yeah, yeah!" "Awesome!" Gonzo laughs as he took out his own rib cage, playing it and disturbing Kermit in the progress. Kermit finds himself being forced onto the dance floor. T.K. goes up to the frog and dance though the frog isn't doing so by his own free will. Now we see the skeletons taking their own heads off, placing it on one another's body before the last head was kicked away, landing onto a headless skeleton. "Right, that's nice." T.K. chuckles. Kermit gasps as he saw two skeletons dancing with him. This is creepy. Soon, the Digital Monster King continues his story/song. T.K.: Yeah, so they conjured up a plan to meet late at night Told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight T.K. held a part of the dress over his head while smirking. Now her mother’s wedding dress fit like a glove We don’t need much we’re already in love Except for a few things, or so I am told That the family jewels and the satchel of gold We see a silhouette of Camilla, waiting near a tree while waiting for her love to arrive. Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three She was ready to go But where was he!? "And then?" Bean and Gonzo ask T.K. anxiously. "She waited." T.K. said with a nod. "And then?" The same two ask with Gladys joining in. "There in the shadows, was it the man!?" "And then?" The same three ask with a Muppet known as the Swedish Chef ask T.K. anxiously, wanting to know what's next though they've heard this story before and the fact that the Swedish Chef only ask in mock Swedish. T.K. continues on, "Her little heart bear so loud." "And then?" The same four ask with Grover joining in on the question now. We now see a shadow silhouette of the figure approaching her...as Camilla scream with everything going black. It didn't take long to figure out what happened: the chicken was murdered. "And then baby, everything went black." T.K. said sternly. Gonzo comment, "It's weird, even by my standards. On one end, I hate the con man who seduced and murdered Camilla for, well murdering her. On the other end, if it weren't for that con man, Camilla and I would have never met, so I still have to feel a bizarre mixture of hatred and gratitude toward him." The spotlight goes back onto T.K. who sits on the piano while he continues the song. Now when she opened her eyes She was dead as dust Her jewels were missing And her heart was bust So she made a vow right under that tree That she’d wait for her true love to come set her free Gonzo grins a bit, sighing as he watch T.K. holding Kermit and points to the smiling Camilla. The frog yelps as the Digital King pushes him to the undead chicken, making him dance with her. Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand When out of the blue comes this groovy young man Who vows forever to be by her side And that’s the story of our Muppet Corpse Bride Camilla's wing broke off, causing Kermit to fall in the arms of some of the monsters. The frog yelps as he make the wing itself let go while dancing a bit. Not good. Kermit's mistake has somehow made Camilla herself think that he is the one to free her and be by her side for all time! As the song came to an end, Kermit backs away...then run off quickly. All (but Mirage & Maximus): Die Die We all pass away Don’t wear a frown, cause it’s really ok You might try and hide And you might try to pray But we all end up The remains of the day Camilla and Gonzo were the only ones to see him leave, the weirdo ask, "Hey, where is Kermit going?" The two quickly follow them, the chicken looks confused. Doesn't Kermit want to stay? Once the song is over, T.K. smiles while saying, "Oh yeah." -------------------------- Beauregard was coughing a bit while smoking his lit pipe back in the living world. The driver's health is getting close to ending. Miss Piggy sat at the window in sadness. Where is Kermit? He has been gone for a few hours now. "Piggy, get away from the window." Mrs. Hamish said to her daughter making Miss Piggy sighs as she leaves the window, heading to her parents and Kermit's paretns. "Oh, I'm sure that Kermit will be back shortly." Alice said in concern. "Our son is always terrified of the dark. Why, when he was a tadpole, he used to wet his combinations regular, right Jimmy?" "Alice, he was in water, of course Kermit would wet them!" Jim exclaims to Alice with an annoyed sigh. "Still, don't remind me as to how many pairs that he had to go through!" Just then a knock came to the door, Mr. Hamish calls out, "Enter and sign in please....well, minus the signing part anyway!" The door was opened as Wayne and Scooter enter the room...as well as Johnny who grins a bit. Mrs. Hamish spoke up, "Ah, Lord Fiama. I hope the room that we gave you is to your liking." "Sure do, you are a most gracious hostess, next to ma of course." Johnny said with a slight chuckle. "Unfortunately, as much as it pains me to do so, I must be the bearer of bad news." Everyone in the room looks confused. What is Johnny talking about? The man snaps his finger as the Muppet Newsman came into the room. Johnny ask, "Might repeating tonight's headline for all of us?" The Muppet Newsman clears his throat, then ring the bell while shouting, "Hear ye, hear ye! Kermit the Frog was seen this night on the bridge in the wings of a mystery chicken! The dark haired temptress and the frog slips away into the night! And now the wather. Scattered showers..." "Okay, get lost, you mook!" The Muppet Newsman nods as he leaves the room. The pigs and frogs look shocked, annoyed and/or disbelief. Kermit has left...with a chicken? "Mystery chicken?! He doesn't know any chickens!" Alice exclaims in shock. As far as the mother frog knows, her son has never met any other woman until now...right? "Or so you thought." Johnny remarks with a smirk as he leaves the area. "But if you need my assistance in any way, you know who to call." The doors are closed as Miss Piggy is the only one with a real worried look on her face. She doesn't want to believe that Kermit has ran off with some chicken. It just isn't like him at all, especially after the tender moment the two shared not so long ago. "Good heavens, what should we do?" Mrs. Hamish ask the others in worry. This marriage is the only thing that can save the pigs from poverty. "That's it, get my musket!" Mr. Hamish exclaims furiously. That frog is going to be shot at for abandoning his daughter...as well as the pigs' chance of saving themselves...this way! Bobo came into the room with the gun with Mr. Hamish preparing to get the weapon. Jim yelps in worry, "Alice, better do something." Alice grabs the gun from Bobo before Mr. Hamish can grab it. The mother frog explains, "Come on, the town crier always had a slow newsday. Come on, you know how it is, wanting a little something to cry about." "Well, still, we are still one groom short for the wedding tomorrow." Mr. Hamish groans in annoyance. "And let's not forget out financial implications." "Right, a most scandalous embarrassment for everyone." Mrs. Hamish remarks in agreement. "Give us a chance to find Kermit, I beg of you. Just give us until dawn." Alice pleads to the Hamishes in concern. No one knows if Kermit has ran off with a woman, let alone a chicken or one. "Fine, until dawn. After that, we're looking for a new groom!" "Kermie..." Miss Piggy sighs in sadness while looking out the window. What happened to her true love? Author's note Poor Kermit, stuck in a marriage that he didn't want to. And worst yet, Miss Piggy may have to marry another person if the frog is not found. In the next chapter, the frog tries to escape Camilla though ends up getting stuck as well as being reunited with his dead animal friend Animal. Then the frog get an idea on how to return home and to Miss Piggy. Read, review and suggest. Camilla's explaination of her collar is a reference to Up. Gonzo is an extra who will end up being with Camilla at the end. |
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| JusSonic | Oct 3 2012, 12:20 AM Post #4 |
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Author's note Yeah, Billy Arratoon, I have seen your idea. I will think on them soon. NoctisStella20, that problem will be fixed in this story. Chapter 4: Return to the Living World In the world of the dead, Camilla looks around for her husband while saying, "Kermit? Honey, where are you?" Weird, why would her husband want to not be with her? "Eh, you ask me, your boyfriend is kinda of jumpy, okay?" Pepe remarks to Camilla in the chicken's head. "He's a frog, Pepe. He's supposed to be jumpy. Squirrell! Ahem, second, he's my husband, okay? Kermit! Where have you gone?" Camilla's pop out out as Pepe peeks out while saying, "If it will make you feel better, I will keep an out out for him, okay? May as well make myself useful." Unknown to Camilla and Pepe, Kermit is hiding nearby, taking a peek, trying to avoid being notice. He got to find a way back home and away from this marriage that the frog has gotten himself into! "Kermit?" Camilla calls out while looking for Kermit. Kermit quietly prepares to sneak away...but Gonzo appears from out of nowhere, commenting, "You're a luckier frog than you deserve to be."The weirdo looks at Camilla and gives a lovesick sigh. Kermit tries to shush Gonzo but Pepe, hearing the conversion, turns and exclaims, "Ay ay! There he is, near the undead weirdo! He's getting away!" The frog yelps as he runs off. "Wait, come back! I want to speak to you!" "Quick, quick, after him, okay?" Camilla put her eye back in her head while following Kermit while saying, "Kermit, Kermit!" Turning to Gonzo, the chicken said, "Gonzo. I need your help." "Sure, no problem!" Gonzo exclaims as he follows Camilla while the two (with Pepe in the chicken's head) chases Kermit. The two stops near some parts of bodies then saw a Muppet hand appearing, pointing to where the frog went. "Thank you." Kermit kept running off and stops near a coffin area to catch his breath. He hears Camilla calling out, "Kermit! Where are you?" The frog yelps as he jumps into the coffin and pretends to be a dead one, going limp. "Hey Kermit! Where are ya?" Gonzo calls out as he and Camilla goes pass him. "Wow, that frog is a fast one, right Camilla honey?" "No time to talk. We gotta find Kermit!" Once the two undead ones left, Kermit opens his eyes to take a quick peek then sighs in relief. At least the frog is safe...but then he yelps upon seeing a spider named Rosie dropping near him, asking slyly, "Married, are ya? I'm a widow, you know..." Kermit screams, hitting her as he run off. "Ugh, how rude. Hey, chicken! Your husband went htat way!" Camilla and Gonzo turns around, just in time to see Kermit making a run for it. The chicken said eagerly, "Kermit." "You know, I think maybe he doesn't want to be with ya." Gonzo said as he saw Kermit running for his life. "You think maybe he isn't the right guy?" "I know he did! He did do his vows, right? Kermit is the one who shall set me free!" Kermit kept on running for his life then gasps upon seeing Camilla looking the other way. Luckily for him, the chicken didn't see him yet. "Kermit, honey!" Camilla calls out. Kermit calls out then stopping near a zombie named George the Janitor, shaking him a bit. "Come on, there's been a mistake! I am not dead!" Kermit exclaims frantically. The frog yelps as the corpse's head fell right out. Kermit continues stopping, then stopping near a Muppet monster named Thog trying to get through as he say, "Oh, sorry, sorry. Excuse me." The monster split into two sides, much to the scared expression of the frog as both sides pass him, saying, "Excuse me. Thank you." Kermit needless to say kept running through the dead town. The frog got to find a way out of this insane underworld madness! As he continues, Camilla and Gonzo's voices call out, "Kermit!" Kermit yelps as he saw his remaining way blocked off, "Hoo boy. Dead end. How ironic!" "Kermit?" Camilla is heard calling out, making Kermit yelps a bit. "Hello?" Kermit has one only option: he begins climbing up the big wall like mad, in hopes to escape. After a while, the frog reach the top and grabs the bar and grabs something featherly... Of course, Kermit gasps in shock as he saw, to his fear and embarrassment, that the frog has grabbed one of Camilla's legs. The chicken was obviously waiting for him at the top! "Come on, you should've used the stairs, Kermie." Camilla chuckles, helping Kermit to the top. The chicken begins to dance while asking happily as the two look at the place, "Isn't the view up here beautiful? Takes my breath away...well, if I had any." "Yeah, you are definitely a lucky frog!" Gonzo, who was standing nearby, remarks to Kermit who pants a bit looking at Camilla. "Isn't it romantic?" "Well, I would agree with you...but I am not the one married here." Gonzo sighs as he looks down a bit. Kermit can tell that the undead weirdo really likes Camilla...so why couldn't the chicken settle with Gonzo instead of the frog? Camilla sat down on the bench, inviting Kermit to sit down next to her. The frog did so reluctantly then looks seriously while saying, "Look, I'm sorry, seriously I am, for what that con artist did to you..I'd like to help but I really got to get home." "This is your home now." Camilla points out to Kermit with a chuckle. "But...but I don't even know your name!" "Oh, ay ay ay! What a way to begin a marriage, okay?" Pepe is heard in Camilla's head speaking sarcastically. "Shut up!" Camilla snaps at Pepe in embarrassmeent. She doesn't need that kind of talk form Pepe. Turning to Kermit, the undead chicken answers, "It's Camilla." "Camilla, huh?" Kermit ask Camilla in surprise. Nice name...for a dead chicken. "Yeah, and I'm Gonzo!" Gonzo exclaims to Kermit with a smile. He shakes the frog's hand while saying, "Once again, good work on the marriage! Shame that I missed out on...well, you probably don't want to know." Camilla chuckles while smiling to Gonzo. If only that was the case. The chicken was going fond of the weirdo ever since the two met after Camilla's death...but sadly, that won't be the case, right? "Oh, almost forgot. I got something for you." Camilla said, remembering something as she took out a box. Speaking quietly to her new 'husband', the chicken explains, "It's a new wedding present." Kermit examines the box and shake it a bit, much to Camilla's worry. The frog opens it, gasping as he saw bones and a bunch of flesh in there. Kermit is getting nervous but he doesn't want to hurt Camilla's feelings by reacting to the present. "Err, thanks, I guess." Kermit said to Camilla with a chuckle. "That's just the immovable parts! Wait until..." Gonzo then was interrupts as the box shook a bit, making Kermit yelps as he tries to keep the thing close. "Oh, never mind! Check it out!" Kermit look surprised as the remains in the box jump inside, causing the box itself to open as pieces roll around until it form into some sort of nasty looking creature with red eyes and flesh wounds named Animal. "Animal! Ha ha ha!" Animal laughs as he picks up the collar, giving it to Kermit who takes the thing. "Animal?" Kermit ask in surprise as he is now looking at the remains of his pet/friend Animal who died years ago. Animal chuckles a bit. "Animal!" "Glad you like it. I helped pick him out." Gonzo explains to Kermit with a chuckle as Animal laughs. "Of course, I ran through your wallet to find out but still..." "Doesn't matter! It's Animal, my pal!" Kermit exclaims as Animal hugs his friend. The frog pets him as he continues, "Good boy, Animal." "Animal, Animal!" Animal laughs as he jumps up and down, making Kermit laugh a bit. It's good to see his pet again after all this time. "I knew you would be happy to see him." Camilla comments with a smile. Animal got off of Kermit and looks to the frog who ask eagerly, "Who's my good boy? Animal, Sit. Sit, Animal, Sit!" "Sit!" Animal exclaims as he sat down, obeying Kermit's order. "Now that's good. Floyd taught me how to train him! Now roll over, roll over!" "Roll over!" Animal exclaims as he rolls over for a bit. "Now play dead, Animal, play dead!" Kermit exclaims eagerly. Animal of course looks at the frog in confusion. "Oh, right, right. You're dead already. Sorry!" Camilla hugs Animal while saying, "He looks like a tough guy but he's a cutie." "I know, the creature's mouth almost bit me when I was digging him up." Gonzo explains to Kermit eagerly. "Well, Animal was always a biter. You should have seen him with all his fur on." Kermit explains to Camilla and Gonzo, making the two chuckle. "Yeah, dad never approved of Animal jumping up like this. Then again, he never approve of anything so I am not really surprised." Camilla smiles hopefully while asking Kermit, "Any chance he would approved of me?" "Be lucky that you won't meet him at all." "Yeah, shame that Camilla is dead and you're stuck down here." Gonzo remarks with a shrug. "Otherwise, you two would've gotten that chance for the bride to meet the daddy." Hearing that has gave Kermit a look of realizaiton. Maybe it could work! The frog spoke up, "Actually...since you mention it, I think you should." "You want me to meet your dad? But I barely know him!" "No, no, I mean Camilla! In fact, since we are married, she should meet him...and my mother too! Perhaps we should go and see them right now." "Why, what a fantastic idea! Tell me where they are buried and Gonzo can..." Camilla stops as she saw Kermit looking a bit down for some reason. "Kermit? Is there anything wrong?" "Yeah...that's a bit awkward." Kermit said with a sly awkward chuckle. "You see, my parents are not from around here." "Oh, are they from Halloween Town like T.K. is?" Gonzo ask Kermit curiously. Kermit shakes his head meaning 'no' to Gonzo's question. Camilla then ask, "Well, where are your parents then?" The frog points up to the surface, making her and Gonzo look up, realizing something. "Oh...they're still alive." "Afraid so." Kermit said with a pretend sigh of disappointment. "That's a problem." Gonzo said with a frown. "The living can't come down here, unless it's through those holiday doors like the Soda Poppers once did with Sora Claus. So unless they die suddenly..." "Idea, idea, idea!" Animal exclaims as he jumps up and down, getting Camilla's attention. "What, what is it, Animal?" Camilla ask Animal curiously. The creature leans to her ear and whispers to her, Gonzo leans down to listen in. The two's eyes widen in surprise. "Oh no, we couldn't possibly..." "But...it could be crazy enough to work, right?" Gonzo ask thoughtfully, making Animal growls a bit. "Well...I guess if you put it like that." "What, what is it?" Kermit ask Camilla hopefully. Does Animal has an idea on how to get the frog up to the surface world? "Yes...Convincing John." Camilla said with a nod. Kermit looks surprised and stunned upon hearing the name. He wonders what his 'bride' meant to that...and if it would get him back home. -------------- At a tower, Animal yelps from the thunder as the group enters the place. Camilla said to him quietly, "Sssh, Animal." The chicken looks around while calling out, "Convincing John? Are you here somewhere?" "You sure this is a good idea?" Kermit ask nervously as he looks around the tower that has books, scrolls, and the whatnot in this place. "Can this guy help us?" "Sure! Convincing John is the highest elder in the underworld who can convince anyone, when he's alive, to do anything!" Gonzo explains to Kermit with a smile. "He also works on weird magic spells and would help us!" Kermit looks at the books, looking stunned at how many. This Convincing John must be powerful in the magic stuff. Camilla continues calling out, "Anyone home? Hello?" Suddenly Kermit accidentially knock some books over, causing some crows in the room to go cawing around, flying around. Animal laughs in madness...then stops upon seeing some sort of hand which belongs to a corpsle Fraggle name Convincing John who is holding a lamp. This must be the elder. Convincing John coughs a bit as Camila smiles while saying, "Ah, there you are!" Convincing John put on some glasses then see Camilla while saying, "Oh, Camilla! There you are! Haven't seen you in a while now! What brings you here?" "Oh, I'm here with my husband, Kermit." "Eh? Husband? You mean you marry that weirdo at last?" "Uh, no. She meant this guy." Gonzo explains to Convincing John while pointing to Kermit, making the Fraggle look convinced at him. This is Camilla's new husband? A living frog? "Err, nice to meet you, sir." Kermit said with a slight chuckle. "Listen, we must go up. Upstairs? You know, to visit the land of the living." Camilla explains to Convincing John with a smile. If anyone can make returning to the land of the living possible, it's this Fraggle. "Land of the Living?" Convincing John asks in concern as he head down the steps. "Really? Oh dear." "Come on, they want to go up there to meet Kermit's parents!" Gonzo explains to Convincing John while sighing sadly to Camilla. "Wish it could've been me by now..." "Convincing John, please help." Camilla pleads to the elder Fraggle hopefully. "Honestly, why do you want to go up stair when folks up there are dying to get down here?" Convincing John ask the group skeptically. Gonzo laughs madly as if the elder has told some sort of joke. "Thank you, thank you." "Sir, I beg you, help us! It means so much to me...err, us, yeah." Kermit said, correcting himself on the last part. Hearing that has made Gonzo a bit suspicious, wondering if the frog really wants to introduce Camilla to his parents...or not. "Don't know...it's just not natural." "So what? We meet a much of dead people who aren't natural! Nothing do, right?" Gonzo ask Convincing John with a smile."Come on! Surely there must be something you can do!" Camilla gave some pleading eyes to the Fraggle who looks at her then sigh. "Well...all right, I will see what I can do...but don't call me Shirley. Now where's that book?" Convincing John ask while looking around. The Fraggle looks through one book cabinet but the one he's looking for is not in there. Convincing goes through a drawer, but only crows came out of it, making Kermit yelp. "It's in here somewhere." The group watch as Convincing John goes through each book, almost hitting Animal with one of them. It took a while but the Fraggle grins as he found what he himself was looking for. "Found it, there's the one!" Convincing John exclaims as he blew off the dust on it. The Fraggle goes back to his dusty desk with some bottles on it and look through some pages. With a smile, Convincing John spoke up, "There, we have it!" "Wow, so we can go up now?" Gonzo ask Convincing John making Camilla smile a bit. Looks like it's possible to go to the upper world after all! "Yes, it's called the Labyrithian haunting spell, something for these quick trips." "Glad you thought of this." Camilla said to Kermit with a smile, unaware of her 'husband's' true intentions. "Yeah, so did I." Kermit said with a smile. He can't wait to go back to the land of the living again...and see Miss Piggy once more! Convincing John put some contents into the bottles along with some powder. He then grab a feather from the raven and put the contents in. A puff of smoke came from the bottles as the Fraggle grabs it. Could this be the spell? Actually, Convincing John drank the contents making Animal exclaims, "Drink?!" Looks like the Fraggle actually wanted something to drink. "All right, where were we?" Convincing John ask, trying to recall what he was supposed to be doing. "Err, the Labyrinthian haunting spell?" Camilla reminds Convincing John. The Fraggle nod as he grabs the raven and force it to lay an egg. As Convincing John grabs the egg, Gonzo ask Convincing John curiously, "Whatcha making? An omelet now?" "No, this is for the spell which we now have it. Ready?" Convincing John ask the group as they nod anxiously. "All right, do not forget. When you want to return, just say 'Hopscotch'." "Hopscotch?" Camilla ask in surprise. That's the word needed to return to the underworld? "Precisely. Don't use it until it's time." Convincing John then crack the egg and let out the contents which is a bucnh of smoke that pours right onto Kermit, Gonzo and Camilla. Soon they vanish from sight, leaving the undead/monster world. Author's note Kermit is on his way back home, taking Camilla and Gonzo with him. In the next chapter, the frog returns to Miss Piggy, declaring his love for her...but when the undead chicken finds out, hoo boy. Read, review and suggest. |
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| JusSonic | Oct 3 2012, 08:54 PM Post #5 |
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Chapter 5: Torn Between Two Lovers Kermit blink his eyes as he finds himself in a familiar forest where the frog was 'abducted' by Camilla not so long ago...this time, both the chicken and Gonzo are with him. "Wow!" Camilla gasps as she saw the moon in surprise. "I have spend so much long in the darkness....I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." "Yeah...." Gonzo said with a smile. Camilla giggles as he saw a familiar butterfly flying in the air. "I know you're married but...wanna dance?" "Of course." Gonzo and Camilla dance with eachout through the forest before parting, the chicken dance around Kermit a bit seductively. Kermit looks away a bit, wondering how Camilla would respond should she find out what he's really doing back up here for. Camilla trips as he leg comes off of herself. Pepe peeks came out of her head while commentating, "I believe you dropped something, okay?" "Here, let me help." Gonzo said as he helps Camilla free her leg then puts it back onto the chicken. Once it's freed, the chicken dances a bit more. Gonzo watch as Camilla goes back to Kermit, about to dance a bit with her but he held her while saying, "Hold it. Hang on." The chicken stops as her 'husband' sat her down. "I should get mom and dad ready for the big new, this could be a shocker to them both. Let me go ahead and you wait here." "Perfect, of course." Camilla said with a nod. After all, Kermit wants to break the news to his parents about his marriage slowly, right? "I won't be long. Stay here. Gonzo can keep you company until I get back, right?" "Okay." "Sure! I will keep Camilla company! Leave it to me!" Gonzo exclaims to Kermit with a nod. Kermit then rush off, coming back to Camilla while saying, "No peeking." The chicken grins and giggles before the frog leaves a bit. Gonzo pauses then smiles to Camilla. "Sooooo....Camilla? Have you always come here waiting for your suitor or what?" ------------ Kermit made his way slowly out of the room, with only bird spottign him doing so. Soon the frog finally returns to the mansion. He smiles, knowing that Miss Piggy is waiting for him inside. But before Kermit could answer the mansion, he hears the angry voice of Mr. Hamish, "Oh, if I ever see that frog again, I will strangle him with my bare hands or whatever us pigs got!" Inside behind the locked door, Mrs. Hamish sighs in annoyance, "Honey, your hands are too small. Plus, the frog's neck would slip out of her hands in no times. Use a rope if you wanna choke him! Now where's Piggy?" "In her room." Wayne explains to his employers. "She locked herself in there and won't come out." "Right, with her future husband running off with a chicken, I am not surprised." Scooter said with a sigh. Kermit gulps a bit outside. Great, his future in-laws thinks that he ran out on the marriage...and neither would be happy should they see him! The frog backs away, looking around for a way to get into Miss Piggy's bedroom. ------------------- Camilla sighs while waiting for Kermit to get back impatiently. What's taking him? Gonzo meanwhile sighs lovingly to the chicken. He has loved her ever since the weirdo first met her after Camilla's own death. If only Gonzo has made the first move... "Camilla...I was wondering." Gonzo said, hesitating as Camilla looks to him. "If Kermit never came along...would you have another one for a husband?" "That depends. Are you referring to yourself?" Camilla ask Gonzo curiously, making the weirdo blush a bit. "Well, err..." "Gonzo, not that I hate you, heck, I really care for you...but my curse can only be broken by one who is alive! And you sadly died before I did. Believe me, I would be with you in a heartbeat...but Kermit kinda won my heart before you did and...oh, this is confusing!" "I know, nothing new!" Gonzo exclaims to Camilla with a shrug. "I get confused too! It's fun!" Just then, Camilla hear Pepe in hear head, "This is your conscience's voice, okay? Listen to what I have to say. Got a bad feeling about this frog. You know he is not..." Camilla in annoyance htis her ear, causing Pepe to fall into the snow, yelping in pain. The chicken snaps, "Go chew on someone else's ear for a while!" "How about me? Chew on my ear!" Gonzo laughs to Pepe eagerly, making the king prawn glare at him. "I love the pain!" "Anyway, Kermit has gone to see his parents like he said." "Ay ay ay! Camilla, if I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you lost your mind, oklay?" Pepe snaps to Camilla in frustration. "Then again, your mind would be eaten, okay? Did you notice why he's taking so long?" "Well, I'm sure that Kermit has a perfectly good reason for taking so long." Camilla insists to Pepe. But part of her got a nagging feeling that something's not right. "Well...maybe his parents are trying to recover or get used to the shock." Gonzo said in concern. Of course, the weirdo has got a bad feeling. "After all, not every day that you found out your wife is a dead chicken right?" Pepe say, "The only thing a dead chicken is good for is the dinner table." The king prawn laughs at his own joke/insult though Gonzo and Camilla frowns at him. "Seriously though, I'm sure he has a good reason. Why not ask him, Camilla, okay?" "Fine, I will." Camilla said with a frown. Time to see what her 'husband' is doing. Gonzo and Pepe saw Kermit's prints in the snow. "Right, the frog can't get far with those cold feet, okay? Ha ha ha! Cold feet! Because he's a frog! Hoo boy, gotta write that down!" --------------- Kermit spots a vine wrapped around the stoned stand and uses it to climb up. Soon the frog came to the window near Miss Piggy's window. He can see his love sewing a bit, obviously keeping herself busy while waiting for Kermit. Kermit yelps and fell onto the balcony area. Miss Piggy gasps upon hearing a bit, "What the...?!" Miss Piggy pauses then goes back to sewing, must be a dumb bird, right? Kermit, outside, got up on the balcony and knocks on it, startling the pig. She turns and saw, to her happiness, the frog outside the balcony. Miss Piggy put the cloth down then opens the door, leeting Kermit in who sighs while closing the door, "Piggy." "Kermie, oh, I'm so happy to see you again!" Miss Piggy exclaims happily. The two came to the fireplace. "Come by the fire, where have you been? Are you all right?" "Yeah, I...oh dear..." "Kermit! You're cold as death! What happened to you? Your coat..." Kermit saw a rip in his coat, must've happened while Camilla was chasing him. The frog dust it a bit then spoke up, "Piggy, I gotta confess...and the coat isn't important. You see, this morning...I was scared of marriage, not wanting a think to do with it." Hearing that surprise and concern Piggy. "That is until I meet you...I feel like I should be with you always...that our wedding could not come soon enough." "Kermie...I feel the same." Miss Piggy said with a smile. Both lovers, reunited after so long, smile at each other. They admit their true feelings for one another, no force on Earth can split them apart. The two prepare to kiss one another...but the frog yelps as he saw two figures climbing up the balcony. Kermit has almost forgotten about Camilla! Hoo boy! "Err, Piggy. Problem: I seem to find myself...err, married." Kermit said nervously to Miss Piggy. "Believe me, it was unexpcted and all. I didn't even knew it was a wing and not a stick while practicing my vows earlier!" Miss Piggy looks puzzled. What is Kermit talking about? Just then the door opens up as Camilla and Gonzo came in, making the living ones yelp. The chicken said, "Darling, I want so much to..." Camilla stops upon seeing Miss Piggy, giving out a nervous chuckle. "Oh, darling...err, what's this?" "Looks like a pig!" Gonzo exclaims with a smile to Miss Piggy. "And a cute one at that!" "Watch it, long nose!" Miss Piggy snaps to Gonzo in annoyance then looks to Camilla. "Kermit, who is this?' "Oh, you don't know?" Camilla ask happily while showing a familiar ring on her wing. "I'm his wife." "What? Kermit?" "Piggy, look, wait. You don't understand." Kermit said to Miss Piggy nervously while showing the wing to the pig. "She's dead, look." "Ay ay, you called an undead chicken, dead, okay?" Pepe remarks from behind Camilla, who begins to get updead. "Oh, you're frog legs now, okay?" "Uh oh, not good." Gonzo said, noticing the upset look on Camilla's face. To the chicken, it appears that her 'husband' is cheating on her with another woman...and a pig no less. "Listen, Camilla. Perhaps you should..." "Hopscotch." Camilla said sternly. Suddenly, she grabs Kermit and Gonzo forcefully while the trio goes flying out the window. "No, wait!" Kermit screams as he tries to reach Miss Piggy but to no prevail. "Piggy!" Miss Piggy watch in horror as as the four vanish with crows covering them up. Kermit has been taken...again! ---------------------- After the crows uncover the group, Kermit finds himself back in Convincing John's tower. Gonzo lands on the floor, laughing, "All right, what an entrance! Let's do that again!" Kermit, right now, is concerned as he saw Camilla looks angry, the chicken is snapping, "You lied to me! You used me just to get back to that pig!" "Wait, you don't understand! You're the other woman...err, chicken, whatever!" "No! You're married to me! She's the other woman...pig, whatever!" Camilla weeps a bit, feeling hurt upon seeing Kermit in the arms, sort of, of another woman, and a pig nod oubt. Convincing John, who is witnessing this, coughs a little while remarking, "She got a point you know." "Yeah, but I think there's some misunderstandings here." Gonzo said with a sigh. He hates to see Camilla crying, being hurt this way. Half of him wants to hurt Kermit for breaking her heart (so to speak) but the other half just want to witness. "I thought...for a moment that this was going all so well." Camilla said while weeping some more. Her pops pops out, rolling to Kermit's foot flipper. The frog sighs in guilty as he picks up the eye, dusting it. Perhaps Kermit should've explain everything clearly before making the trip back home. "Listen, Camilla, I'm sorry. This can't work." Kermit said in concern. Camilla takes her eye back and looks down. "How come? It's not my eye, right?" "No, no! Your eye is lovely...for a chicken, yeah." Kermit said, trying his best not to hurt Camilla's feelings as the chicken put her eyes back in. "I mean, under different circumstances...and if Gonzo wasn't...well, maybe. But we're too different. I mean...you're dead and..." "Undead, you dumb frog!" Camilla snaps to Gonzo in annoyance. "Perhaps you should've thought about that before asking me to marry you!" "Hey, come on, don't you get it? It was a mistake! I never wanted to marry you!" Camilla gasps in shock as Kermit yelps a bit, realizing what he just said. The chicken sighs in sadness as she leaves the frog alone. Kermit never wanted to marry her? But why bother to propose? Once Camilla is gone, Gonzo frowns while saying, "Oh, you really hurt Camilla's feelings. I feel ashamed to be your friend right now." Kermit looks down in sadness. He lost his love...and broke the other of another who thought that he himself is her love all in one night. Author's note Poor Kermit, Piggy and Camila. Things couldn't get worst, right? Wrong! In the next chapter, the chicken gets help by Pepe and Rosie while Miss Piggy tries to everyone what happened to Kermit...though you think anyone would listen? Read, review and suggest. |
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| JusSonic | Oct 4 2012, 08:52 PM Post #6 |
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Author's note This story got 3 more chapters to go and it will be done soon. Hopefully I can get to my other Halloween fics when the time comes. Chapter 6: Heartbreak and Another Marriage Camilla looks down as she throws her veil crown off her head. The chicken is going through a major heartbreak (for someone who's dead anyway). Kermit never wanted to propose to her at all. It's like fate has pulled one cruel joke on her, Camilla just knows it. Camilla sat near a coffin, glancing at her bouquet and rips a rose off, mumbling sarcastically, "Roses for eternal love...lillies for sweetness...baby's breath." The chicken toss her bouquet to the ground. The whole love thing is a joke now! Animal was following her, looking concerned while mumbling, "Chicken..." It was during this time that Rosie appears, asking Camilla, "Hey, Camilla? Why's so blue?" "Perhaps Kermit is right...we are too different." Camilla said with a sad sigh. After all, Kermit is alive and all that...what's to say that he would be with her even when she's dead? "Ay carumba, maybe frog needs to have his head examined, okay?" Pepe is heard in Camilla's head. The chicken took the king prawn out of her head to look at him. "Yes, I could do it, okay?" "Or maybe Kermit does belong with her...Little Miss Living Pig, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart. I mean, what does she got that I don't? Err, minus the obvious of course." Rosie shakes her head, trying to comfort Camilla while saying, "Camilla, those girls are ten a penny! Why you got so much more! You've got...let's see...you got a wonderful personality." Camilla sighs a bit as her friends sang to her, trying to cheer the chicken up. Pepe: What does that wispy little brat have That you don't have double? Rosie: She can't hold a candle To the beauty of your smile Camilla: How about a pulse? Pepe: Overrated by a mile Rosie: Overvalued Pepe: Overblown Both: If he only knew The you that we know Camilla sighs a bit as she turns away. Rosie: And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring Pepe: And she doesn't play piano Both: Or dance Pepe: Or sing Both: No she doesn't compare Camilla: But she still breathes air Rosie: Who cares? Pepe: Unimportant Rosie: Overrated Pepe: Overblown Both: If only he could see How special you can be If he only knew the you that we know Camilla stood up and looks at the sky while singing sadly. Camilla: If I touch a burning candle, I can feel the pain If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same And I know her heart is beating And I know that I am dead Yet the pain here that I feel Try and tell me it's not real For it seems that I still have a tear to shed Camilla leans down near the door and slide down to sit. Pepe, seeing that his friend is getting more down, continues the song. Pepe: The sole redeeming feature From that little creature Is that she's alive Rosie: Overrated Pepe: Overblown Rosie: Everybody know that's just a temporary state Which is cured very quickly when we meet our fate Animal growls as he takes the bouquet and put it near Camilla. Pepe: Who cares? Rosie: Unimportant Pepe: Overrated Rosie: Overblown Both: If only he could see How special you can be If he only knew the you that we know Camilla in sadness fling the two away and goes into the coffin, lying in it in sadness as she finishes the song up. Camilla: If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain In the ice or in the sun, it's all the same Yet I feel my heart is aching, Though it doesn't beat, it's breaking And the pain here that I feel Try and tell me it's not real I know that I am dead Yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed Once the song is over, a tear fell right onto the ground, much to the concern of Rosie and Pepe. Poor Camilla. ------------ "So that's the whole story, Gonzo." Kermit said, explaining the whole story to Gonzo. "I was practicing my vows and there I am." "Wow, tough break." Gonzo said with a nod of understanding. "You definitely got yourself in one fix, pal." "I know, I know. I want to go back to Piggy but I don't want to hurt Camilla further. If only there's a way out of this." Gonzo comment, "I can help you get out of this mess so that you can be free to marry the pig if you can help me score points with Camilla." "Well, maybe." Kermit said thoughtfully. "You love Camilla than I do, right?" "All my afterlife!" "Well, I will see what I can do...it won't be easy...but I got to try anything at this point..." ---------------------------- Miss Piggy frantically calls her mother (while the former is still locked in her room) who is listening (or ignoring) what her daughter is explaining, "Mother, it's true! Kermie is married to a dead chicken! I saw her and some weirdo of a corpse, standing right here with Kermit!" "Wait, that frog was in your room?" Mrs. Hamish ask in shock and alarm, hearing that part. That frog who skipped out on the marriage is in her room? "Yes! I must help him! Unfortunately, I lost the key to my room and I can't get out since the way to do so is on the other side!" "The scandal!" Scooter, wanting to help, spoke up, "Piggy, I know we can't see you but at least sit in your chair! You're shaking like a leaf! Once we ifnd another key, I will get you a blanket!" "Fetch her a straitjacket for all I care!" Mrs. Hamish exclaims in worry. It's offical, her daughter has gone crazy with grief since her future husband has ran off. "She is out of her mind...once we find another key!" "Well, sorry, the locksmith's place is closed." Wayne explains to Mrs. Hamish with a sigh. "We got to wait until tomorrow to get another key made." "Fine, we will wait. Piggy, be glad you're stuck in that room. Just stay there like a good daughter who isn't crazy!" As Mrs. Hamish and the servants leave, Miss Piggy looks worried. No one in this place wants to help her. They think she's crazy with grief. But then the pig saw the window still unlocked, giving her an idea. Miss Piggy brought out the long cloth she made and toss it down to make a ropp. Wearing a hood, the pig begins climbing out...but the cloth begins to tear and just when Mr. Hamish is looking out the window in annoyance. "Honey, come to bed." Mrs. Hamish demands to her husband with a sigh. "Fine!" Mr. Hamish groans as he leaves the window, and just in the nick of time as the cloth broke causing Miss Piggy to land on her feet safely. The pig then leaves quickly. There's only one person who could help her now. --------------------- Once at the local church, Miss Piggy hits the door like mad. Sam, who was about to lock up for the night, came to the door groaning, "What in heaven's name? Who in his or her right mind be here at this hour?" The eagle opens the door and looks surprised upon seeing Miss Piggy outside. "Miss Piggy." "Pastor Sam! I'm glad that you haven't left yet!" Miss Piggy exclaims to Sam in relief. "I was about to lock up. What are you doing here? You should be at home, griefing over a marriage that won't happen." "Listen, I must ask you something, Pastor." "This is highly irregular." Sam groans to Miss Piggy in annoyance. The eagle may be a pastor but shouldn't the pig waited until tomorrow to ask for some advice or something? "Please, please, I beg of you!" Miss Piggy insists, stopping Sam from closing the door and shutting her out. The pig came in while explaining, "You are the only competent one in my village who knows what will awaits us beyond the grave." "Well, that's a grim tropic for someone who is going to be married." "It isn' the topic, it's the bride I feared! Please consider this to be a curious quesiton, not a crazy because I am upset enough as it is. Can the living marry the dead?" "What?" Sam ask in shock and alarm. What is the pig talking about? "My lord, what are you talking about?" "Please, Sam! Kermit has married someone who is dead...and a chicken! He has somewhat a Muppet Corpse Bride, I don't know! Isn't there a way to undo what has been done?" Miss Piggy ask Sam in worry. The eagle looks at her, skeptically and concerned, thinking about the quesiton. "I see...well, there's only one answer I can give about this." Sam grabs Miss Piggy by the arm then blows up the candle, about to deal with this problem at hand... ------------ The Hamishes were waken from their sleep as their daughter was into their bedroom by Sam. Mrs. Hamish exclaims in shock, "Piggy? Where are your corsets? And how did you get out of your room?!" "Mr. and Mrs. Hamish, your daughter is speaking in tongues and of unholy alliances." Sam said with a frown. The eagle pastor has came to one conclusion: Miss Piggy has indeed gone crazy, thinking that Kermit has gotten married to a corpse and to a chicken no less. "Good grief, I knew you wouldn't listen to me!" Miss Piggy groans to Sam in disbelief as Scooter and Wayne takes the pig. Perhaps asking the eagle for help was a dumb idea in the first place! "Her mind has come undone, unfortunately." "It hasn't come undone! You just think I'm crazy! Now you two, let me go, let me go!" "Thanks, Pastor Sam, thank you so much." Mrs. Hamish said as Sam slams the door on his way out. The parents frowns at their daughter, she has taken this 'Kermit marry chicken' story too far. The poor pig has indeed gone crazy! "Take her to her room!" Mr. Hamish orders the two servants with a frown. "Seal the doors and put bars on her window! Make sure she doesn't try to escape again!" "Kermit needs our help, let me go!" Miss Piggy pleads to the servants who is being assisted by Wanda into taking the pig to her room. "But we still don't got a key to her room!" Wanda points out to the Hamishes in concern. "Break the door down if you have to, just get her back in there!" Mr. Hamish snaps to Wanda in annoyance. "Sorry about this." Scooter apologizes to Miss Piggy as he, Wayne and Wanda drags Miss Piggy off. "No, I'm telling the truth, Kermie needs my help!" Miss Piggy pleads to Scooter, Wayne and Wanda in worry. "Don't you three believe me?" "We would but our bosses would fired us if we don't do this and it's hard to get another job in this economy." Wayne apologizes to Miss Piggy with a sigh. "Sorry." As Miss Piggy is taken away by the servants, Mrs. Hamish sighs in depression, "Will the mortification never cease? It will be years before we can even think to show our faces in public again!" It was during this time that Johnny was passing by when he overheard the conversion. "Oh what shall we do?" "Simple, we do like we're doing before, continuing has planned even without the frog." Mr. Hamish said with a frown. Even with Kermit gone, the two pigs will have to do the marriage anyway. "But where in the world are we going to get another groom at this short notice?" Johnn smirks evilly. This is the opportunity that he was waiting for. The man came into the room, he spoke up, "I can't help but overheard this tragegy. For that frog to toss aside just like fine pig like Piggy...why it's downright illegal to me! If I have someone like daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty." "Yes, your lady wife is a most fortunate woman." Mrs. Hamish said with a nod. Johnny however pretends to look down, glancing at a picture of himself with another woman, his thumb blocks her face. "Sadly, I am not married. I mean, I was going to be brothed some years ago. We were in love, scheming, plotting, sharing interests and crashing weddings...but alas, tragedy took my young bride away not a month ago. I prefer not discuss it, even I told Sal not to! Sad, isn't it?" Johnny pretends to wipe a tear away as he put the picture away. "When one lives alone, wealth doesn't count anymore." "Oh really?" Mr. Hamish ask thoughtfully. Perhaps there's a way to fix this little marriage problem... --------------- Miss Piggy hits the door with a candle stick like mad. She has to escape, find someone who can believe her and help save Kermit. As the pig pounds furiously, the door opens. Mr. Hamish, who came in, ducks to avoid getting hit. "What are you doing?! Are you crazy?!" Mr. Hamish ask Miss Piggy in shock and anger. "I kept you locked up in here to save your sanity and my dignity! And how do you repay me?! By trying to kill me with a candlestick?! How could you do that to your own father?!" Miss Piggy was about to respond when Mrs. Hamish came into the room, speaking, "I got geat news, Piggy! There's going to be a wedding after all?" "You found him?" Miss Piggy ask surprised and hopefully. Maybe her parents has taken her seriously and has found Kermit! What her mother said next shocked her and dash the pig's hopes. "Make haste, Piggy. Our relatives will arrive very soon. You must be presentable for Lord Fiama." "Wait, Lord Fiama?!" Miss Piggy drops her candlestick as Mr. Hamish said eagerly, "Yes, he will make a fine husband for you!" "Yes, a fortune turn of events indeed!" Scooter said, though half of him felt like having Miss Piggy married Johnny is a bad idea. "A far better prospect this time." Mrs. Hamish said pleased. Miss Piggy couldn't believe what she's hearing. Her parents don't care about her feelings, they still want to get back into rich and prosperity, so they're going to marry her off to a jerk that the pig doesn't love! "Ugh, I don't love him! And this is very, very wrong and stupid!" Miss Piggy protests in annoyance. "No, you can't make me do this, not at all!" "We must anyway." Mr. Hamish remarks with a shrug. "I beg of you, there has to be another way!" "Anyway, without your marriage to Johnny..." Mrs. Hamish points out to her daughter sternly. "We shall be forced, penniless, out onto the street." Wayne said with a shiver, not wanting to give through the idea of being tossed out onto the streets either. "Right, we are destitute...whatever that means." Mr. Hamish said with a nod. "But Kermit..." Miss Piggy begins to spoke up, but her mother cut her off. "Forget the frog, he is gone now." Mrs. Hamish said in dismissal. As far as the parents are concerned, Kermit has run off with another woman and is not coming back ever. ""You shall marry Lord Fiama tomorrow." Mr. Hamish said in agreement as the two begins to leave the room, much to the concern of Miss Piggy and the servants, the last two sighs as they follow their employers out of the room. "According to plan." The two parents said as they and the servants leave the room before closing the door behind themselves. Miss Piggy groans in sadness. She can't believe it. Her frog love is gone and she has to get marry to someone like Johnny! As the parents goes into their bedroom, Johnny peeks out of his room then smirks while walking the other direction. The man chuckles cruelly as he stops near a portrait of Miss Piggy and her parents. "Come on, my dear. No need to look at me that way. You will have to suffer this union until we either get divorced...or death do us part." Johnny said wiht an evil grin. "The last one will come sooner than you think." Johnny laughs evilly. He will get the pig's riches (unaware that her family is broke) once the marriage is over. All according to plan. Author's note Yikes! Miss Piggy is being forced to marry Johnny with Kermit stuck in the underworld. Hoo boy. In the next chapter, Beauregard drops dead and reunites with the frog, telling him of Miss Piggy's upcoming marriage to Johnny, much to Kermit's shock. Gonzo: But unlike the actual movie, we planned. Me: Right. 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| JusSonic | Oct 7 2012, 02:31 AM Post #7 |
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Author's note Only two more chapters to go and this fic will be done. So let's continue. Chapter 7: Wedding Preparations Kermit's parents rode in the carriage in concern or worry. They have look all over but still no trace of the frog! Alice exclaims in worry, "Not godo! It's almost dawn! Where could our son be?" Just then, they heard some news on the streets but not good ones. The Muppet Newsman is heard shouting, "Hear me, hear me! Kermit the Frog elopes with dead chicken! Heartbroken pig to marry wealthy newcomer!" Hearing that has stunned the frogs. Jim ask in shock, "Wealthy newcomer? It can't be!" Is it too late? Has their chance to be with the rich as well as getting Kermit together with Miss Piggy, is gone? "Wait, did he say corpse?" Alice ask Jim in worry, not liking the sound of what the Muppet Newsman just said. "Honey, don't be ridiculous! What stiff would want to marry our son?" Jim ask in scoff, refusing to believe that his son would marry a corpse and a chicken no less! Of course, it didn't help that Beauregard is coughing like mad, much to the father frog's annoyance. "Oh, Beauregard! I told you before: stop that blasted coughing!" Beauregard of course kept on coughing...until he gasps as his heart came off. The driver then fell off the carriage and lands on the ground dead. The frogs didn't even notice, they also didn't notice that their carriage bumped into the corpse as well. "Beauregard, are you trying to kill us?!" Jim yells out to Beauregared, unaware of what happened to him. "Honestly, I think the fool is trying to kill us both!" --------------------------- Kermit and Gonzo follows Animal who looks around and holding the bouquet, he turns to the two, the frog was looking down, still feeling guilty for what he said to Camilla and did to her. "Flowers." Animal growls as he put the flowers down onto the ground as the trio stops outside the tavern. "Well, geez, the best I can do is apologize to Camilla." Kermit said with a sigh. "I don't want her to give up on love and hate me forever, right?" "Yeah...then you will help me get with her, right?" Gonzo ask Kermit hopefully, making the frog worry. "I would...but I need a plan, an idea to do so. I can't just dump Camilla and give her to you when she's feeling too sad to do so. I need some way for her to find her real true love..." "Yeah, that's a good point." Kermit and Gonzo goes into the tavern, seeing Camilla playing on the piano in sadness. The frog nods as he came over to the undead chicken, wanting to talk with her. "Uh, ahem...I believe you drop this." Kermit said as he shows the flowers to Camilla. But of course, the chicken just looks at them and turn away. The frog sighs while putting down the flowers. He turns away then sighs. "Listen...I'm really sorry for....you know, lying about wanting to see my parents. It's just...this whole day didn't..well, go according to plan..." Kermit pauses then plays on the piano a bit briefly. Both he and Camilla play a little but beginning to play the piano some more. Gonzo smiles while exclaiming, "Hey, cool! How about I play?" "Sure, go ahead!" Gonzo begins to play the piano as well with Camilla, the chicken smiles a bit along with the weirdo. The two make wonderful music together (literally). Of course, as they do so, Camilla's wing came off, playing to where Gonzo was at. The wing hits Gonzo's shoulder, making him and Camilla chuckle. The chicken remarks, "Pardon me for my enthusiasm, Gonzo." "No problem! I like it!" Gonzo exclaims to Camilla with a smile as he put his hand on the chicken's wing. "You play well..." "You know, too bad I am married. The truth is, Gonzo...I don't know if I really love Kermit...no offense, frog." "Not taken." Kermit assures Camilla with a smile. "Sometimes we have to stick with marriages we don't have to, living or dead." Suddenly the bell is heard ringing, they saw the chefs coming to work as Gladys calls out, "Out of the way, move! We got a new arrival!" "Lights up, make way!" T.K. exclaims as he comes into the tavern to await the new arrival, which means someone just died and is now arriving in the underworld. As the monsters and corpses come into the place, T.K. grins as he leans to Kermit, "Hey, listen, sorry if I didn't introduce myself. My name is T.K. Takaishi, the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town." "Why didn't you introduce me before?" Kermit ask T.K. with a frown. "I mean, tell folks, that..." "To be honest, you left after my song is done so you didn't get to know all of us." "Come on, boys, hurry up!" Rizzo exclaims to the dead monsters excitedly. "Did someone just die, Rizzo?" Gonzo ask Rizzo with a smirk. "You betcha!" "Hello, everyone! Drinks is for everyone! Want another pint, sir?" Grover ask Thog with a smile. Thog of course split into two, both halves answer, "Nah. Just a half for me is fine." Grover nod as he whistles while little Muppet bug carries the glass, though they almost knock the blue monster's head down while doing so. "Well, hard to get good help anymore, anyway." "All right, come on, welcoming committe is coming through, come on!" Gladys exclaims eagerly as she came to the new arrival with a smile. "Hey hon! My name is Gladys!" "Uh, yeah, madam. Sorry, not to be rude but I am confused right." A familiar voice spoke up. Kermit looks surprised as the figure tries to get away from Gladys. Could it be...? "Beauregard! Beauregard! Oh, it's good to..." Kermit then stops as he looks shocked at a sight that saddened: there's Beauregard all right but now his face is blue and he is a stitch-up corpse. "Oh, Beau, I'm so sorry." The frog knew that someday that his driver/friend's smoking will be the death of him...and sadly, that day has finally come. "Oh, this? Nah, I feel greet." Beauregard assures Kermit as he breaths, smiling a bit. "Plus, I guess I am my own boss now here so I don't have to work anymore! Plus, I can breath too! Uh, who are those two with you?" "Hey there, I'm Gonzo! Kermit's new friend!" Gonzo exclaims while waving to Beauregard with a grin with Animal laughing. "Welcome to being dead!" "Oh yes, and the other is my pet Animal. He died before you came to work for us." Kermit explains while introducing Animal to Beauregard. "Friend, Beau friend!" Animal exclaims excitedly. "Come on, boys! This guy is parched!" Grover orders as he then gave a cup of cider to Beauregard who took it. Kermit and Animal looks concerned. What has been happening in the living world since the frog was taken away? "Beauregard, I have to get back someday, they all must be worried sick!" Kermit exclaims to Beauregard in concern. "Well, okay, I guess just my parents at time...and Piggy. How is everyone?" "Still wondering where you ran off to." Beauregard explains to Kermit with a shrug. "Oh, right! And Miss Piggy..." "Yes? How is she?" "Doing great! In fact, the pig is getting married this evening!" "Wait, married?!" Kermit ask in shock and alarm. He can't believe what he himself is hearing. "Who is Piggy getting married to who?!" "Some new guy with a monkey. Lord someone I guess." Beauregard remarks, having trouble remembering the name of the guy that Miss Piggy is going to get married. "Wow! How ironic...because Kermit doesn't have to...oh no." Gonzo said with a gulp of sadness as he saw Kermit's worried look. The poor frog. The pig must've decided to give up on him and decides to marry someone else. "Now Kermit, I know what this looks like..." "No, that's impossible!" Kermit protests in disbelief and concern. "I guess since you are gone, they didn't want to waste the cake. Which is a shame because I wanted so much to try it." Beauregard said to Kermit with a shrug. "I know...but how could she?" Kermit ask with a sigh. He was hoping that Miss Piggy wouldn't even give up on saving him. "Hey, women, can't live with them, you can't live..." Bean said drunk, then the bunny groans falling right to the ground passed out. "Silly bunny!" Animal remarks to Bean with a growl. "Well, gotta pick up the pieces and...move on, I guess." Beauregard said with a sigh. After all, Miss Piggy is going to marry someone while Kermit is stuck in the underworld. "Uh oh, speaking of which." Gonzo said in concern. Sure enough, the group spots Kermit, depressing leave the area. "Uh, excuse me?" As Gonzo goes after Kermit, knowing that the frog need some help more so than ever, Camilla in worry ask her 'husband', "Kermit? Where are you going? Squirrel! Oh, bah! And it was getting better when I appear to stop saying that for a while." ------------------ Miss Piggy sighs in sadness as she is now in wedding clothes. The pig must marry some jerk that she doesn't even love...and has to for her family's sake. To her, it spells unfair. "Miss Piggy, we must leave for the church now." Scooter said to Miss Piggy with a nod. "Oh, yesterday, I was hoping for a happy wedding...but now, I feel like getting caught in the tide, pull out to sea." Miss Piggy explains to Scooter who came into the room with Wanda. "Well, dear, the sea leads to a lot of many places." Wanda said, trying to comfort the sad pig. "Who knows? You could land at somewhere better." "Doubt it in my new life." ------------------------ The wedding is now proceeding at the church as Johnny is reciting his vows, doing all so perfectly too and without any problems, much to Sam's approval. "With this candle, I will light your way in darkness." Johnny said as he put the candle down. The man saw that Mr. Hamish is motioning him to hurry up. The man got the ring out, ready to put it on the sad Miss Piggy's finger. "With this ring, I ask you to be...though I must be mad for doing this but I will anyway...mine." Miss Piggy looks stunned and depressed as Johnny put the ring on her finger. It's offical: she is married...and Kermit is gone forever out of her life. "I now pronounce you man and wife...or man and pig." Sam said with a nod as he made the wedding official. In fact, only a few cry at the wedding...and not for happy reasons. Miss Piggy of course is one of those criers. -------------- Kermit sighs as he looks at the flowers that Miss Piggy has given him. The frog was hoping to get back to his true love in time...but now, it's too late. "I'm too late, Gonzo." Kermit said as he throw the flowers to the ground, much to Gonzo's concern. "Piggy has married someone else and...I guess this means I'm stuck." "Come on, you can't give up yet!" Gonzo insists to Kermit, trying to cheer the frog up. "Why, if I remember weddings right, they have to sign documents to make the marriage official! I betcha the pig will get back into your arms when..." "Gonzo, face it! I would want to go back home and stop that wedding document from being official or not...but I'm stuck down here! It's too late! I'm sorry and I'm also sorry that I couldn't help you get with Camilla. I should've figure out a way before but now..." Just then the two heard voices as Camilla is heard asking, "Gladys, what can I do?" Kermit and Gonzo peeks into the kitchen to see the chefs cooking. Camilla is talking to them, "He walked out without a word! Honestly, are all men like this?" "Eh, who to say? None of them are bright. They got something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them." Gladys admits as the woman removes the knife from one of the chef's heads, cleaning it up. Camilla sighs some more. Just then, Convincing John came in, looking concerned as he spoke, "Camilla, a word with you." Pepe was behind Convincing John, smiling eagerly as he shouts, "Come on, senor, let me talk to the chicken, let me! Okay?" "Tell me what?" Camilla ask puzzled. She notices a worried look on Convincing John's face though Pepe appears excited. Is there something wrong? "Turns out there is a complicate with your marriage." Convincing John said to Camillia seriously. "Uh oh. Whenever Convincing John say 'complication', you know there's going to be one." Gonzo said in concern. Kermit watch on, wondering what the elder Fraggle was talking about. "I don't understand." Camilla said in concern. What is Convincing John talking about? "Well, ever heard the saying 'until death do you part'? For the living, the vows are binding." Convincing John said with a sigh. This concerns Camilla and worries Kermit and Gonzo. "What are you saying?" "Don't you see? Death has already parted you...in other words, your marriage to Kermit is no longer binding." Camilla gasps in horror and worry while Kermit and Gonzo looks surprised. If that's the case, then the chicken's marriage to the frog earlier no longer counts...and poor Camilla. She is still cursed and not really freed. "No, if Kermit finds out, he'll leave. There must be something you can do." Camilla pleads to Convincing John, half willingly. On one hand, since Kermit is no longer her husband, she could be with Gonzo. Deep down, the chicken truly loves him. But without a marriage of someone living and such...or something else...the chicken is doomed to be trapped and will no longer be freed. "There is one way but you won't going to like it and I doubt the frog and the weirdo would either." Convincing John said grimly, much to the trio's concern. What is the Fraggle going to suggest? "Si, si! Go on, let me tell her, amigo!" Pepe exclaims eagerly, wanting to tell Camilla the news. "You see, to do this requires the greatest sacrifice." "Caramba, come on! Get to the good part!" "What is it?" Camilla ask Convincing John in concern as Kermit and Gonzo listen in. Before Convincing John could answer, Pepe ruin it by yelling out, "We have to kill him, okay?" Hearing that shocked Camilla, Kermit and Gonzo and annoyed the elder, mostly because the Fraggle wanted to tell the chicken. "What?" "What? Wait, why am I shocked?" Gonzo ask a bit confused though Kermit is shocked upon hearing this soluton...but at the same time, he looks thoughtful as if having an idea. "You see, Kermit must give up the life he had forever." Convincing John explains holding out a book and turns the pages, showing what appears to be a poisoned bottle. "He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink from the wine of ages." "You mean 'poison'?" Camilla gasps in shock and alarm. If Kermit drinks this poison, he would die, nothing can cure him! "Yes, it would stop his heart forever...only then would he be free to give it to you. You understand, right?" Kermit looks worried, wanting to back away...then saw Camilla kneeling with a bit of depression. The chicken can't bring herself to ask the frog into killing himself. She has already forgiven him for his lies. Camilla knew deep down that he truly loves Kermit...but to ask him to kill herself...so she can be free...and what would Gonzo say? "I could never truly ask him." Camilla said with a sigh. Kermit however enter the room. The ones talking saw him along with Gonzo as the frog spoke, "No need to go through that heart break...I'll do it." "What?" Gonzo ask in shock and alarm, wondering if he has heard right. "Kermit, if you choose this path, you will never return to the living world above ever again." Convincing John explains to Kermit seriously. "Do you understand?" "Yeah, I do." Kermit sighs as he helps Camilla up with a smile. Both of them smile to each other...though Gonzo looks worried. As Kermit leaves with Gonzo, the weirdo spoke up, "Are you crazy?! You want to kill yourself...and marry Camilla?! I mean...come on, I...you know how..." "Sssh! Gonzo, listen. I got a plan on how to get myself out of this mess...and maybe avoid breaking Camilla's heart again. I will go through with this. An invasion of the undead is enough to spook the living...and alert Piggy to my presence. Now if what you say is true, the wedding documents will take a while for her marriage to be official. That will give her time to realize that I'm back and come back to me..." "Oh, I see what you're doing...but what about the freeing Camilla part...and how she will be with me, seeing me as the true love part? And what if the document got legalized before the undead marriage?" Kermit looks thoughtfully as he adds, "You worry about the preparations...I'll worry about the rest." ---------------- Kermit, Gonzo and Camilla gather their monster friends to tell them the big news. Kermit said, "Gather around, everyone, and listen." The Muppets looks concerned, T.K. looks on while saying, "Not sure I know where this is going...but I have a bad feeling that it could end in heartbreak if completed...and if the real plan doesn't go through at all." "Quiet, pumpkin pal! We can't hear!" Rizzo snaps to T.K. in annoyance, wanting to hear what Kermit has to say. "All right, we're going to do this thing properly." Kermit explains to the undead in determination. "Grab what you can and follow us! The wedding party is going upstairs!" "Upstairs? I didn't know that we have one!" An undead rat named Yolanda remarks to an undead frog named Jill in concern though her friend smiles at the situation. As Animal grins, Elmo speaks to his undead friends Zoey and Abby, saying, "Elmo thinks this is creepy." "I know, let's go!" Zoey exclaims as Abby nods excitedly. Everyone begins to prepare themselves as a chorus begins to sing. Chorus: A wedding, a wedding, We're going to have a wedding As Kermit prepares to held out, Rosie stops him while saying, "Hold it, Kermit. You can't get married looking like that." The spider whistles as her children came, spooking the frog out. They got to work, fixing his clothes, changing a bit of his clothing color to blue. Spider Chorus: The spiders think you're very cute, but goodness knows you need a suit. But have no fears, we're quite adept, we'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet The spiders continue to work as Kermit laughs while being tickle a bit. A little stitch, a little tuck, some tender loving care. A little thread will fix you up and we've got plenty as you see, And personally guarantee our quality repairs. A little here, a fix of this, We're going to do our best. When everybody sees you, they will all be quite impressed. They will all be quite impressed. Kermt smiles as he poses himself to two undead hecklers named Statler and Waldorf. Both: A wedding, we're going to have "You ever thought that we would finally show up in this thing?" Waldorf ask Statler curiously. "I prefer not to show up at all!" Statler scoffs as he and Waldorf laughs a bit. We now see Gladys working on a wedding cake while singing. Gladys: A wedding cake is no mistake, it must be quite sublime Staff Cook 1: We're missing something Staff Cook 2: Try some dust The staff put an ingredient into the cake. Gladys: I wish I had more time Staff Cook 1: Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might help a bit Of course, the staff member who was talking accidentially knock the knock off another one. Staff Cook 2: Oh, my nose. Staff Cook 1: Sorry. Gladys scoop the nose up and taste it, smiling eagerly. Gladys: Wait a minute, that's it Staff Cook 1: A little of that Staff Cook 2: A little of this All: The perfect cake is hard to miss A wedding, a wedding We're going to have a wedding! A soldier Muppet gets himself ready while he and his pals sing. Soldiers Chorus: Huzzah! Huzzah! We're going to have a wedding. Hurray! A wedding! Hurray! Let's all give out a cheer cause the bride is getting married today! Hurray! One thing you can surely say is we will stand beside Until the end, we will defend our one and only bride. Our bride to be, our bride to be, our Muppet Corpse Bride. Huzzah! Hurray! Huzzah! Hurray! The bride is getting married today. Bean: Oh, there she is. Rizzo: Here she comes. The undead turn to see Camilla carrying the bouquet, walking downstairs gracefull. Female Chorus: Ohhhhhh....the bride is here. She's waited for this day for many a year. For this day, for this day. Our hopes and our pride. The bride is here. Here comes the bride The spider put Camilla's veil crown on her as the undead bride smiles while dancing to Kermit. Gonzo looks on concerned. He hopes that his friend's plan would work. Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Pepe begins to cry and such as the king prawn groans, "Ay ay ay. I usually cry at these weddings, okay?" For this day, for this day will last forever And all of her friends will work together. To make it the perfect day she's always dreamed. Our hopes and our pride. Our bride, our lovely bride. As the song came to a close, everything is dead. The cake is ready and so is the undead. They are making their way to the surface to celebrate the scariest of all weddings. Group Chorus: We're going to have a party like no-one has ever seen. The Living in the land above will not know where they've been. The Land above..(the Land above) The party of...(the party of) The Bride!!! Here comes the bride. On her glorious day of days. Up to the Land of the Living to celebrate!!! Once the song is over, T.K. looks on in worry as he ask, "Why do I feel like there's something bad going to happen?" Author's note It's time for an unholy marriage, or is it? In the next and final chapter, the undead surfaces as the wedding begins. Miss Piggy reunites with Kermit again while Johnny strikes...and the man that killed Camilla for her money is revealed. Read, review and suggest! Jill the Frog, along with Yolanda, came from The Muppets Take Manhattan. Zoey and Abby are Elmo's friends from his show. Edited by JusSonic, Oct 7 2012, 07:29 AM.
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| JusSonic | Oct 8 2012, 02:49 AM Post #8 |
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Author's note Here we go, the final chapter of this Halloween fanmake. After this, you know the drill. Chapter 8: A Scary Wedding The wedding is now over, Mr. hamish has brought his relatives and friends back to the mansion to celebrate. Wayne brings in a cake (very small) for everyone. One of relatives was snoring and a lot of the other Muppets aren't doing much of anything at all. "Ahem." Johnny said impatiently as Sal took the glass and taps it...a bit too hard, causing it to break and wake one of the relatives. "Sal!" "Sorry, my bad, Johnny!" Sal exclaims to Johnny sheepishly. "Right, as I was saying, quiet down, everyone. Thank you! Elegant, cultured, radiant...yes, Piggy has found a husband with al lthese qualities and more. It was serendipity that brought us together and no force on this planet will tear us apart." Ever heard of the words 'spoke too soon'? Well, they also can happen here as everything went black. The family and friends look confused and concerned. What just happened? Suddenly green flames came out of the fireplace, snapping out of what shock Miss Piggy still has. Many of the relatives looks confused...then gasp in shock as he saw something...unnatural coming from behind them: undead! An eye fell right into Wanda's bowl, she scoops it up with a spoon and said, "Mr. Hamish, there's an eyeball in my soup." "Quiet or everyone would want one!" Scooter hush to Wayne in alarm. He yelps at the undead, "Of course..." Everyone screams in terror as they, along with Johnny, Sal and Miss Piggy, looks worried. One of the relatives yelps as Rizzo's sword pinch him, making the rat say, "Oh, sorry about that!" "Hide, hide!" Johnny exclaims as he duck under the table, much to Miss Piggy's notice. the man notices Sal running out of the room screaming. "Sal!" "Sorry, Johnny! You're on your own!" Sal exclaims as he run out of the mansion and in terror too. Mrs. Hamish scream upon seeing Animal who laughs, "Trick or treat! Ha ha ha ha!" "Bobo, get my muskey, come on, get it!" Mr. Hamish exclaims in a panic to Bobo. Of course, Mr. Hamish saw Bobo with his suitcases in his paws, leaving while saying, "Awww, fetch it yourself! I quit!" One of the women yelps as they saw Grover going into her skirt and out of it, unknown to him as he said, "Sorry, coming through. Coming through, madam." Johnny frantically yelps as he saw Elmo, Zoey and Abby under the table, laughing playfully to him as the red monster said, "You look weird!" "Tell me about it." Abby remarks with a giggle. A pig named Link Hogthrob yelps as Pepe walks to him, saying, "Excuse me, you don't me, but I used to live in your dead mother, okay?" This causes the pig to scream and run from fear away from the king prawn. "Ay ay ay! They always do that!" A female attractive pig yelps as she runs away from a monster named Uncle Deadly who laughs, "Come on, come back! I love a woman with meat on her bones!" Everyone, alive that is, continue screaming as Miss Piggy looks more stunned than ever. The undead is walking the Earth again! Could this mean that Kermit may be coming back? "Honey, who invited these monsters?!" Mrs. Hamish ask her husband in shock and alarm. "Must be from your side of the family." Mr. Hamish said though from the looks of the undead, the father pig is doubting what he just said. "Well, I sure hope not!" "Ugh. If my uncle Jack the Boar could see this, he could be turning in his grave right about now." "Really, Hamish?" A voice spoke up. The two pigs turn and saw a shocking horrifying sight: a undead boar named Jack, Mr. Hamish's uncle, nearby, drinking wine. "Hey, where do you keep your spirits?" The Hamishes screams in terror as they run away with the servants abandonging their posts in terror, Wayne tries to hid behind Miss Piggy but she screams and karate chops him away. The parents close the door to their bedroom behind themselves, locking themselves in. -------------- "Muppet Newsflash...the dead is walking the Earth again! Now is the time to panic!" The Muppet Newsman exclaims in fear. Sure enough, everyone in the village screams as the undead run amuck in town. Some of the monsters goes near the living as a female Muppet named Janice swings a mallet while saying, "Like, eew, get away from me! Don't sneak up on me and some trash! Get back or I'll give you such a wallop!" The undead of course looks concerned as they saw that their appearance is scaring the locals. Who could blame them? Of course, a young baby dinosaur named Baby Sinclair notice something familiar about one of them...then begins to crawl over to them. "Baby, no!" Baby's mother Fran exclaims in worry. What is her baby doing? Baby goes up to a big undead dinosaur, the living ones looks horrified as he mumbles, "Yeah?" He notices the baby...then smiles and picks up Baby, much to the horror of the folks who gasps. But then Baby smiles as he recognizes the figure, saying, "Daddy?" The crowd look surprised and goes 'awwwed' as the two hugs. Fran smiles as she recognize the undead dinosaur as her husband Earl who died a while...and now they are reunited. Janice meanwhile is attacking a monster named Floyd Pepper who is trying to get to her as she yells out, "Bounder!" "Sweetie pie!" Floyd exclaims with a smile. "Monster!" "Buttercup!" "Cad!" Janice exclaims frantically as she kept on trying to hit the monster. "Janice, baby!" Floyd exclaims once more. Janice looks stunned as she finally recognize the undead monster. It's Floyd, her love who died 2 years ago! "Floyd! Oh, like, sorry! Didn't know it was you...but you've been dead for like 2 years now!" "Eh, frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn! Ha ha ha!" Soon a lot of the living calm down, recognizing the undead as their loved ones who passed away. They all reunited, happy to see them again, especially Beauregard who shakes the fisher's hand while Animal happily greets another living monster laughing. Looks like the undead invasion turns out to be nothing more than a happy reunion. ---------- Johnny looks annoyed as he came out of hiding. The undead has invaded and Sal has ran off and all on this perfect day. "Are those mugs gone yet, Piggy?" Johnny ask Miss Piggy in concern. "Unfortunately for you, they are." Miss Piggy said to Johnny with an annoyed sigh. "All right, enough! I say we take whatever loot we can get our hands out and scram!" "Wait, what, loot?" "Your downry, of course!" Johnny snaps to Miss Piggy while rolling his eyes at this. "It's my right anyway! Come on!" "Oh, wait, you thought...sorry, but my parents don't have any money. You see, they married me off to you so that they can be saved from the poorhouse." Miss Piggy explains sheepishly to Johnny, much to his shock. "Wait, t...the poorhouse?! You mean to tell me that I married you for nothing?!" Wayne came back in, getting some stuff while saying, "Oh, sorry, if I am interrupting anything. I just came back to get a few things before quitting. This place has gone crazy." "Ugh! Idiot!" Johnny screams as he shakes Wayne in anger. "Tell me that the pig is lying! That the whole poor thing that the parents are going through is not true! Tell me that she's lying!" "Sorry to burst your bubble, 'honey', but things don't go according to plans!" Miss Piggy scoffs as she shoves the upset Johnny away. "Maybe in disappointment, we are perfectly matched after all especially once we get that document from Sam signed." "But...but I don't got any loot either! That's the reason why I bother marrying ya in the first place!" "Oh right, I just remember. Can't believe that I've forgotten until now. Turns out that Pastor Sam has forgotten to renew his license to marry folks...so unfortunately, Miss Piggy, your marriage to Johnny is invalid even if you did sign that document." Wayne explains much to Johnny's anger and Miss Piggy's surprise. "Well, I better get my stuff from my room!" "You mean...we aren't even married at all?!" Johnny ask Wayne in shock and alarm as the servant leaves the room. "Yeah, but no worries. Once Sam get his license renewed, you can start all over!" "Well, well, turns out we are not married, but it doesn't matter. You can have this dump and everything! Moi is leaving...and hopefully Kermie is back in my life!" Kermit exclaims as she leaves the house. Johnny looks furiously as she leaves. No one, not even a pig, makes a fool out of him and gets away with it! ----------------------------- Miss Piggy leaves the mansion and gasps in surprise. The undead are indeed out there...but is actually mingling with the living as if long lost family members! "Okay, this is very weird." Miss Piggy mumbles a bit. She has to go and find out if there's any trace of Kermit...and if the pig can get to him in time. ------------------- Sam just open the church doors when he gasps upon seeing the undead arriving. It's the apocalypse, the eagle fears that this day would come! "Go away! Be gone, demons from the underworld! Back t owhere you came from! You shall not enter here!" Sam yells as he held the cross near the undead. "Back, back!" Of course, Uncle Deadly grabs the cross away from Sam and gave it to T.K.place it near the side of the church. Earl then remarks to the eagle pastor, "Hey, can you keep it down? We're in a church." Sam looks surprised as the undead enters the church, not bothering to attack him. Floyd spoke to the eagle as he passes by, "Evening." Even the pastor got to admit, it's surprisingly that the undead would speak to him in a polite matter. Inside the church, the living and dead sat down, waiting for the wedding to begin. Kermit is up front with Gonzo as his best man, both of them are waiting for the bride...and hopefully the pig to show up. Convincing John, the Minister the night, waits as the wedding march plays. Soon Kermit and Gonzo look and saw Camilla heading gracefully to the frog. Pepe begins to cry some more for some reason. "This is amazing, okay?" Pepe remarks while crying some more. As Convincing John opens the bottle, Camilla arrives to Kermit, holding his flipper. Gonzo looks worried. The pig should be here by now. Where could she be? Once the march is done, Convincing John spoke up, "Dearly beloved and departed, we are here today to join this frog and this undead chicken in marriage." During this time, Miss Piggy arrives at the church, finding out about the marriage and sneaks into the place. The pig gasps upon seeing Kermit at the altar, "Kermie?" Some of the corpses nearby hush her. Miss Piggy looks worried and saddened. Looks like Kermit is going to marry Camilla for real or something. Could it be true? Has he truly going to abandoned her? Convincing John turns to Kermit. Gonzo and T.K., the second best man, looks worried as the elder said, "All right, living first." "With this hand...I will lift your sorrows." Kermit said as he held the cup. "Your cup will never empty...for I will be your wine." Miss Piggy watch on from secretcy, looking sad and almost heartbroken. It looks like her love is truly going to go through with it. "All right, Camilla. Now you." T.K. whispers quietly, hoping that Camilla can hear him, "Camilla...do the right thing, set things straight...you know deep down whom you really love..." Camilla smiles to Kermit as she takes the bottle, pouring poison into the cup while speaking, "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty. For I will be..." The chicken gasps and for a good reason. There's Miss Piggy, looking down in sadness, making her a bit worried. "I will be..." "Well, go on, my dear." Convincing John said, motioning the chicken to move on with the vows. T.K. spots Miss Piggy nearby then said to himself, "Camilla...do the right thing..." "Your cup...will never empty...for I will be..." Camilla said, getting a bit worried and hesitant. Even Kermit and Gonzo notices. Could the chicken be backing out? Could Miss Piggy be here? "I will be your win." Kermit said as he prepares to drink the poison...or pretending to but that no longer matters as Camilla stops him. "Uh oh, she's having second thoughts." Floyd said in notice. "Not surprising since frog and chicken don't go together, even in a meal, man!" The folks and undead looks worried. Camilla doesn't seem to want to go through with the wedding at all. Why? Gonzo spots Miss Piggy and smiles a bit with T.K. "I...I'm sorry, I can't." Camilla said with a sad sigh. "Err, what's wrong?" Kermit ask in pretend shock. Of course, could it be that Miss Piggy is here...or could it be that Camilla is having second thoughts? The frog is about to turn his head but the chicken stops him. "No, this is wrong...I was a bribe and my dreams was taken from me...and now...looks like I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Kermit...but as a friend now. You're not mine. She is." Camilla points and Kermit turns and saw, to his happiness, Miss Piggy in the audience. The frog exclaims, "Piggy!" The pig came over to the frog in concern. Camilla smiles as she takes Miss Piggy'shand, putting it on Kermit's. The couple smiles to each other as T.K. said in relief, "Looks like things are all right again." "Yeah! Good thing that this fake marriage turns out well after all!" Gonzo exclaims with a smile on his face. "Wait, wait, 'fake'?" Pepe ask Gonzo in confusion, even everyone else minus Kermit is confused by what the weirdo just said. "Did we miss something, okay?" "Okay, well, Kermit and I planned to have the marriage up here in hopes that he will be reunited with Miss Piggy...granted, we didn't count on Camilla having second thoughts and doing the right thing...but at least that save us some major trouble, right?" "For once...that's a lie that I approve of...and also, there is one man...or weirdo that I preferred to be with." Camilla said, smiling happily to Gonzo who smiles right back. Uncle Deadly cries again but for some reason. Looks like everything's well again. "Oh, I always cry at these weddings." Someone is heard speaking mockingly. Everyone turns and saw Johnny coming into the church, wiping a fake tear off. "I always cry at these weddings...too bad I don't like this one!" Miss Piggy gasps as Johnny came to Kermit, snapping, "Yeah, young lovers together at last...maybe now they can live happily ever after. Oh yes, you forgot...she's still my wife!" The villain grabs Miss Piggy, making everyone gasps in shock and anger. Gonzo protest, "Hey, come on! Let the pig go! She isn't yours! You didn't get the document up in time, I bet" "The undead weirdo's right, and besides Sam's license wasn't renewed when he did the marriage so the whole thing was null and void!" Miss Piggy snaps to Johnny, much to Kermit's surprise. So the marriage was never official. "Now let go!" "I am not leaving here, empty-handed! I may as well get something out of the embarrassment I went through!" Johnny snaps in anger. He tried to marry someone whose family was never rich. Well, the conman is going to take something! Camilla blinks and gasps in shock as she saw Johnny, the chicken ask in shock, "You?" It's as if Camilla recognizes him. The con man, seeing her, yelps in alarm. "Camilla?" "Oooh, yeah. This oughta be good, okay?" Pepe ask with a mad chuckle. It appears that this confrontation is heading into something. "You!" Camilla exclaims angrily to Johnny, making him a bit shock. "Oh, Camilla! Good to see you again..." Johnny said nervously to Camilla. "Granted, when I left you..." "You left me...for the dead!" "Wait, wait, I can explain..." "Well, well, hang on! You're saying that this guy is the one who killed you for your money and made you a corpse in the first place?!" Gonzo ask in shock and anger. The weirdo turns to Johnny while snapping, "You know, I am angry that you killed this beautiful chicken...but since you did it and I met her, I am half happy...not sure what to experience at this point." "This chicken is crazy, delusional!" Johnny exclaims frantically to everyone else, but they only glare angrily at him. The truth is out, the villain is revealed to be the murder. Johnny grabs the sword from inside Rizzo and holds it near Miss Piggy. "Sorry to cut things short but we gotta be on our way!" "Hey, get your hands off of Piggy!" Kermit exclaims to Johnny sternly. "Get away, do I have to make frog legs out of you too?" "Bad man!" Animal growls as he bit Johnny in the butt, causing him to scream in pain and alarm, allowing Miss Piggy to get away. "Kermit, catch this!" Gladys exclaims as she grabs something and toss it to Kermit. He grabs it, expecting a weapon...only to find out, to his embarrassment, that it was only a fork. "Sorry! Best I can smuggle in here!" Johnny charges as he hits the fork that Kermit is holding, the con man would've ended up hitting the cup down if Convincing John haven't caught it in time. The two fighters clash their utensils as everyone watch on. In one part of the fight, Kermit hits Johnny in the butt with the fork, causing him to yelp in pain. Angrily, the villain slash at him, only to end up cutting the chef's hat while Grover jump up to avoid being hit in time. "Goodness!" Grover exclaims in surprise and alarm. This wedding is getting intense. The two fighters continue their fighting as Thog in concern spoke up to Johnny, "Hey, I don't think you're playing fair." Johnny slashes at Kermit, only to end up cutting down Thog who splits himself, both of them exclaims, "Goodness!" Johnny hits the chair but Kermit dodges, slashing the villain's suit. Johnny angrily yells out, "You idiot! Do you even think to know how much this suit costs me?!" "More than your life, I bet!" Gonzo exclaims with a frown to Johnny. Johnny clangs his own blade with Kermit's fork. The frog saw the seat nearby as both weapons fling a bit. The frog ducks under the chair while the sword almost hit him. "Gah!" Kermit exclaims in alarm. Quickly, the frog uses the hole for the fork, hitting Johnny's foot right with it and causing the villain to scream in pain. Now that's a crazy fight! Soon the two fighters got back up as the fork was knocked away while Kermit fell. The frog gulps as Johnny prepares to finish Kermit off. Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Camilla gasps as the chicken rush over to where the frog is at. Soon a stabbing sound is heard as everyone gasps. Kermit's eyes was closed while he was ready to embrace the final blow but then he opens and saw that Camilla has taken the blow instead. "Sorry, 'dearies', you missed!" Camilla snaps furiously to Johnny as she pulls out the sword, holding it to her former fiancee's neck. "Oh, touche, my dear." Johnny said nervously and concerned. "Now...get out." "Oh, fine...I'm leaving, yeah, I will! Heh heh." Johnny chuckles sarcastically as he prepares to take his leave. The villain takes the cup as if to make a toast, unaware that it's full with poison. "Oh, but I like to make a toast...to my dear Camilla...Always the brdiesmaid and never the bride. Tell me, dear. Can your heart still break once it's stopped beating, huh? Can it, chicken elgs?" Mirage looks stunned and upset. Pepe frowns as he snaps angrily, "Oooh, let me at the bum, okay? Let me at him!" "Right, no one insults Camilla and gets away with it!" Gonzo snaps, agreeing with Pepe's line of thought. The two prepares to attack Johnny but Convincing John stops the two, shaking his head. "Hey, don't hold us back, okay?" "No, wait. We must abide by their rules. We are amongst the living after all." Convincing John said with a sigh. Although he felt like Johnny must be punished for his evil deeds, the undead must never harm the living, that's the rule whenever they come up here and not terrorizing the folks. "Well said, old Fraggle." Johnny said with a chuckle. The undead looks frustrated, they want to make this creep pay but cannot harm the living. Piggy comment, "Maybe those undead can't touch you, but *I* can." She karate chops Johnny, knocking him to the floor. The pig then force-feed him the poison wine. As Miss Piggy toss the goblet aside and got up, Johnny got up and tries to escape...but gasps in pain, groaning a bit as if dying...he is. "Oh, not anymore, okay? Heh heh heh." Pepe said, giving out an evil smirk at what's happening. Johnny gasps in more pain then looks at his reflection in the mirror. To his horror, his face is blue and he got stitches all over. The villain looks horrified as he looks back at the eager undead. He's dead! "You were saying?" Gonzo ask Convincing John with a smirk. "Eh, you're right. He's all yours." Convincing John remarks with a shrug, the Muppet undead smirks eagerly. Johnny is dead, time to poison him. T.K. roll up his sleeve, sending a green slime at Johnny while yelling, "Come here!" The Muppet villain yelps as he got up, the Digital King then tosses him to the waiting Gladys and other monsters. "You can have him now." Kermit ask Piggy, "How did you know about the poison wine?" Piggy answer, "Simple. Gonzo told me about it. Besides, this seemed a little more 'hooves on' for me than simply waiting for him to drink the wine by accident." The Muppet undead proceed to descend upon the now dead Johnny, the villain protests, "Wait, no, please! I am too handsome to be undead! SOMEONE HELP ME! SAL, ANYONE!!!" Johnny screams as the undead dragged him out of the room to punish him, leaving only Convincing John, Pepe, Beauregard, Animal, T.K., Gonzo and Camilla the only undead members left. "New arrival." Glady chuckles sinisterly as she closes the door, silencing out Johnny's screams. "Any regrets, Camilla?" T.K. ask Camilla with a smile. "Hmmm, nah!" Camilla remarks with a shrug. "Not really, not after he killed me!" Convincing John bottles up the wine since there's no point in using it now. Kermit and Miss Piggy hugs each other as the pig exclaims, "Kermie! I thought I would never see you again!" Camilla smiles as she motions to Gonzo, the two prepare to leave the church. Kermit, noticing them leave, spoke up, "Wait...I made a promise." Camilla stops, smiling to Kermit as she explains, "You did kept your promise...you set me and now...I will finally be with Gonzo." "Right, you set her free." Gonzo said as Camilla removes the ringing, giving it back to Kermit as she smiles. "And thus, she can do the same for ou." The wind flew gently as the undead couple are about to leave the church. Camilla looks back then toss the bouquet. A female mouse named Miss Mousey caught it then saw a smirk on Pepe's face...causing her to hit the king prawn before tossing the bouquet to Miss Piggy who caught it. Not a chance! "Thanks." Miss Piggy said to Camilla. Both the pig and frog smiles as they kiss each other then looks back at Camilla who smiles at them with Gonzo. Once the undead couple are outside, the two sighs brilliantly and then kiss as they transforms into a lot of butterflies, flying away to the moonlight. Kermit and Miss Piggy saw them leave, hugging one another as they know that Gonzo and Camilla will be together in peace. And so, thus ends the story of the Muppet Corpse Bride. Gonzo and Camilla have a wedding in the afterlife as Kermit and Piggy finally managed to successfully conclude THEIR wedding and the other undead Muppets continue to torture Johnny. And as for T.K...well, his adventure is for another time against the evil that is the Joker! The End T.K. will be back in 'JusSonic's The Nightmare Before Christmas: Joker's Revenge'. Author's note What a scary yet wonderful ending, folks. Whatcha think? This will help in Julayla's Nack and Psycho series after all. In the next fanmake, we go from Nack and Psycho to Hoagie and Stitch as we are now going to the sequel to 'Fantastic Mansion' in a story that I called 'Day of the Genie. Hoagie and Stitch are back with some old friends as well as Courage. Here's the cast list of new characters... Laverne-Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs The World) Hoagie-PJ Pete (Goof Troop) Betsy Ross-Betsy Ross (Time Squad) George Washington-George Washington (Liberty's Kids) Benjamin Franklin-Benjamin Franklin (Liberty's Kids) Red Edison-Arthur Weasley (Harry Potter series; ancestor of Arthur in the present) Thomas Jefferson-Thomas Jefferson (Liberty's Kids) John Hancock-John Hancock (Liberty's Kids) IRS Agents-Agent Smith duplicates (the Matrix) Human Catcher Tentacle-Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer's Apprentice; 2012 version) Kennel Guard Tentacle-Norm The Genie (Fairly Odd Parents) Hotel Maid-Mrs. White (Clue franchise) Doctor Tentacle-Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog) Harold-Setzer (Final Fantasy VI) Human Show Registration Tentacle-Simon Sparklefield (The Fairly OddParents) Snoring fat man-Garfield (Garfield franchise) Dwayne-Clyde Cosgrove (Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "The Luck Stops Here") Weird Ed's new hamster-Pichu (Pokemon series) Talking horse-Quick Draw McGraw (Hanna-Barbera) Ned Edison-Fred Weasely (Harry Potter franchise) Jed Edison-George Weasley (Harry Potter franchise) Past cat-Tekirai (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumiShow) Novelty salesman-Chit Chatterson (Histeria!) Human Show Judges Tentacles-Goblins (Labyrinth) Oozo the Punching Clown Balloon-Krusty the Clown (Simpsons) Future Cat-Furrball (future version; Tiny Toon Adventures) Purple Tentacle's lieutenant-Mozenrath (Aladdin series) Masked man AKA car thief-Strong Bad (Homestar Runner) Zed Edison-Sir Richard Reed (Marvel 1602 version)) Zedna-Susan Storm (Marvel 1602 version) Ved-Master Jonathan Storm (Marvel 1602 version) Human Prisoners/Contestants-Al Bundy (Married with Children), Alex Monday (Scary Movie 2), and Amy Wong (Futurama) Farley Krock-Stan Lee (Spider-Man: The Animated Series version) Operator-Wanda the Phone Operator (Crank Yankers) Yeah, sounds like fun, eh folks? That's it for me. Until next time, read, review and suggest! The Sinclairs are from the Jim Henson show Muppets. |
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