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edit:forgot to quote Audi-Teks post -il-l- s-h--y h-e-h-e
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ARSENAL 2 BARCELLONA 1.

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Great result for you Audi,well done.......

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Dont know Jambo, one would think so, but this season so far, has thrown up a few big surprises,not just in the UK,but right across Europe as well.What ever happens over there, at least,the records books,will show that they beat them.The result should give them,a bit of lift,in facing into the end of season,Luck plays a big part,in winning a cup competition,when it gets down,to straight knock out. A lucky team can win a cup,where as in the league its the team that play consistently well,that finishes top.
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The Special Challenge

A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall. It says "Ask about our special challenge".

He asks the bartender what its all about.

The bartender says points to two large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling about three and a bit yards up and says "If you can jump up and touch those pieces of meat then you can drink in this bar free for a year.

However if you don't manage to reach them then you have to buy everyone here two rounds each."

The guy thinks about it and muses it over.

He looks at the meat then at the barman then at the meat then looks at the barman and says "Nah, pal. The steaks are too high."
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Good Looking Beer
A man walks into a bar and orders one beer.

Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another beer.

After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another beer.

The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
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Five Stages a Drunk

Stage 1 - SMART This is when you instantly become an expert on everything known to mankind. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words....
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Is that Berbatov on the right of the bar or perhaps Michael Martin ?? h-e-h-e
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How can I copy and paste from a picture above please?
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why do you keep writing.......posted image posted image t-on--gu-e
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why do you keep writing.......posted image posted image t-on--gu-e
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Dublin beat cork h-e-h-e h-e-h-e ,drinks are on me h-e-h-e
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February 20 2011, 12:33 AM
Dublin beat cork h-e-h-e h-e-h-e ,drinks are on me h-e-h-e
Its a pity, that you cant fill Sam, and have a drink out of it. h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
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The band are great tonight! pity its so quiet in here .... *whistles at the band* woohoooooo!
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Might as well finish off the bottle, that jessie left behind, no point it going to waste.
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I drank that back too quick.

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Good artists,good beer, cheap prices.So lets be having ye.
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two bands tonight & none the weekend -c-h-i-n ,thats it wheres the man in charge h-e-h-e
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February 22 2011, 01:19 AM
two bands tonight & none the weekend -c-h-i-n ,thats it wheres the man in charge h-e-h-e
Del show us the colour of your money, no freebies in here.
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BARMAN pint please
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Del Ring Bell For Your Point.

And here is your point.
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Berbatov or Michael Martin ?? h-e-h-e

TY Audi BTW for the tutorial !!
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Actually it could be both !!

Pocketing the money !!!
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DK Which of them,would you trust to mind your money? -c-h-i-n .I would be incline to let Berbatov mind mine,and that from a Cork Arsenal fan. 0-m-g- . PS A nice win in the cup for West Ham. -c-o-o-l -c-o-o-l -c-o-o-l -c-o-o-l -c-o-o-l p-o-pc-o-rn p-o-pc-o-rn
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Neither !! Berbatov would just smoke it away and Martin... well.. Fianna FAIL and all that, don't go there !!!! h-e-h-e

Yeh super win for United last night, hopefully we can carry this over to Sunday now, we need to get moving in the league - and fast !

DER HAMMER arrived in style - some strike ! p-c-w-h-ac-k p-c-w-h-ac-k p-c-w-h-ac-k p-c-w-h-ac-k p-c-w-h-ac-k p-c-w-h-ac-k p-c-w-h-ac-k

I hope Arsenal win the leaguea and think they will. To think we should have been palying yis on Sunday next i/o B'ham -ma-d-
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Why would anyone go anywhere else, when one can find all types of weather here. h-e-h-e h-e-h-e-h-e h-e-h-e Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image
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h-e-h-e great links Audi h-e-h-e
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
The trouble with forcasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
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"You make me feel like dancin'" Leo Sayer comes to mind t-on--gu-e
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its happy hour

click the jukebox h-e-h-e
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The trouble with forcasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
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Yeh baby !!! (dances around living room floor) !

I wouldn't mind but his trousers aren't as tight as the pitch in the singing suggests !!! t-on--gu-e
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