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Welcome to my clinic... me and my staff look forward to looking after you all!
Top cat is my trusty assistant and we look forward treating your weather related injuries!!!

Audi-Tek. can highly recommend us, as he's a regular visitor to our clinic, what with his many pole dancing related injuries! h-e-h-e
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So if you'd like to pop up on the chair there and let Nurse SandraD know your problems we can get started!

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Mark (IWO)
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I have a fear of posting in online forums. Help me please!
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March 9 2011, 06:03 PM
I have a fear of posting in online forums. Help me please!
Nice one mark lol. Tx Sandra doin what I am told for a change!
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Now that Sandra has used my name, to promote her clinic,without me giving her permission to do so,I wonder can I claim any financial compensation. -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -ma-d- -ma-d- :( :( :( :( h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
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How much for a home call out -c-o-o-l
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I am having withdrawal symptoms from the lack of snow? any idea as to what I can do?
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SandraD from "grease lightning" ? h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
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Mark (IWO)
March 9 2011, 06:03 PM
I have a fear of posting in online forums. Help me please!
hmmm that's a tricky one!!! -c-h-i-n *looks up her nursing journals*... It appears you suffer from forumaphobia! It's a nasty condition characterised by elavations in heart rate, increased breathing rate and sweaty palms... only cure for it is immersion therapy... you must post regularly online until the fear subsides! I recommend a minimum of 10 posts per day... in no time you'll be better!!! :)
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March 9 2011, 11:19 PM
How much for a home call out -c-o-o-l
Oh for you JAMBO it's FREE!!!! ;) *starts packing her message oils*
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March 9 2011, 10:52 PM
Now that Sandra has used my name, to promote her clinic,without me giving her permission to do so,I wonder can I claim any financial compensation. -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n -ma-d- -ma-d- :( :( :( :( h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
Deal with it Audi!!! lol As part of your rehab you need to be open and honest about your pole dancing addiction! lol lol lol
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March 10 2011, 12:35 AM
I am having withdrawal symptoms from the lack of snow? any idea as to what I can do?
-c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n I recommend opening your freezer (to emulate the freezing temps) and shaving out the ice stuck to the sides and tossing it over your head before it melts! h-e-h-e

Also for real authencity you need to cut off your water supply between 7pm and 7am daily for at least 2 weeks and soon you'll be screaming out for warmer weather!
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I recently signed up for this..Posted ImageThis what I had in mind. Posted Image This what I gotPosted Image Wasnt a happy camper leaving the clinic after what Sandra and top cat did -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d-
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March 9 2011, 07:42 PM
Nice one mark lol. Tx Sandra doin what I am told for a change!
Yuo doing what you are told *checks Greystone Gals temperature* me thinks you're running a fever! Tis not normal for you to be so compliant! h-e-h-e
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Audi-Tek. a gentle message just simply wouldn't fix the spinal damage from your many trips around the pole... it required something a little more "forceful" to correct the problem... I think you'll find that post treatment you are now free to indulge in some more pole dancing for the ladies in da Ritz later tonight! BTW your cheque bounced! GRRRRRRRR
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Well SandraD77 clinic is closed till Sunday night,so she told me to keep an eye on the place for her.Well I think its a shame,not to make use of the place in the meanwhile, so I was -c-h-i-n -c-h-i-n , why not use it myself. t-on--gu-e t-on--gu-e t-on--gu-e Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image.

Ps No mention of clinic being open during weekend to SandraD77 or top cat. h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e Posted Image
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Have no prescription.? no worries, just tell me what you want,and I can sort you out. h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image.

Ps I can also supply same from under the counter in The Ritzs Bar.Just a nod and wink,at the right time, and we can do business. h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
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SandraD77
March 10 2011, 09:37 PM
Jambo IWO
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How much for a home call out -c-o-o-l
Oh for you JAMBO it's FREE!!!! ;) *starts packing her message oils*
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Audi-Tek. drugs are not doled out in this clinic without a prescription and what was that about asking for them in the Bar???? *tut tut*

But I do like your method of acupunture.... *carries in a bag of hedgehogs*
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Audi how did I miss the free drugs - darn it - could have done with some over the weekend - won't be having accupuncture any time soon lol
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March 13 2011, 10:41 PM
Audi how did I miss the free drugs - darn it - could have done with some over the weekend - won't be having accupuncture any time soon lol
Girl tis bad enough that you spent the weekend proppin up the bar DESTROYED with the drink, but to want to include drugs into the mix!!! Me thinks and INTERVENTION is needed!!!

*dusts of the clinics straight jacket* h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
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March 13 2011, 10:48 PM
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Audi how did I miss the free drugs - darn it - could have done with some over the weekend - won't be having accupuncture any time soon lol
Girl tis bad enough that you spent the weekend proppin up the bar DESTROYED with the drink, but to want to include drugs into the mix!!! Me thinks and INTERVENTION is needed!!!

*dusts of the clinics straight jacket* h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
sure I'll be long out of this world - now is the time for living - mix me up a cocktail of pills to bring over to the RITZ
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March 13 2011, 10:52 PM
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GreystonesGal
March 13 2011, 10:41 PM
Audi how did I miss the free drugs - darn it - could have done with some over the weekend - won't be having accupuncture any time soon lol
Girl tis bad enough that you spent the weekend proppin up the bar DESTROYED with the drink, but to want to include drugs into the mix!!! Me thinks and INTERVENTION is needed!!!

*dusts of the clinics straight jacket* h-e-h-e h-e-h-e h-e-h-e
sure I'll be long out of this world - now is the time for living - mix me up a cocktail of pills to bring over to the RITZ
Prepares a sleeping table (Valium) and anti psychotic (Zyprexa)!!! This'll do the trick!

You'll be just fine GreystonesGal, just fine....
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Hmmm cleans up this place after been away for a few months.... time to open for business again me thinks!!! :)
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Slowly sterilising all the equipment!!!
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I hope things are better than last year, I couldnt stick waiting for hours on end again. :( :( :( :( -ma-d- -ma-d- -ma-d-


Remember that one can purchase his/hers prescriptions ,,away cheaper over in the Ritzs Bar,,,than in here...

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