Jesus versus the Greek Gods

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Jesus versus the Greek Gods
Topic Started: Jan 13 2006, 08:55 PM (568 Views)
Some Polar Bears	Jan 13 2006, 08:55 PM Post #1
Chief of Staff Posts: 6,130 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 9, 2006	This isn't a question of which faith is better. I want you to convince me who the victor of this epic battle would be. We don't necessarily have to reference these images either (of which I do not know the source, so don't bother asking). Draw your own conclusions in any media form you choose. Personally I think Jesus would whoop all of their drunk asses. Jesus not only has the spirit of a raptor living inside of him, but he also has the power of god. In addition, he can die and come back, boosting his power level every time like a Saiyan. The Greek gods are nerds in comparison. They eat each other and are practically live soap operas, raining hell on villages whenever it's that time of the month. Jesus made wine.



Brandon	Feb 20 2006, 05:11 AM Post #2
2nd Lieutenant Gold Posts: 3,105 Group: Moderators Member #107 Joined: February 5, 2006	Christian god would win. He's infallable while the Greek gods could barely hold off the titans.



+ HELL	Mar 20 2006, 07:38 AM Post #3
The God of Cookery Posts: 1,340 Group: Special Member #192 Joined: February 16, 2006	HELL yes... Jesus can whoop the greek gods :booty: (arse)! :chair:



The Non-Person	Mar 21 2006, 12:35 PM Post #4
Recruit Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #500 Joined: March 19, 2006	:huh:



Some Polar Bears	Mar 21 2006, 12:42 PM Post #5
Chief of Staff Posts: 6,130 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 9, 2006	Jesus don't have to fight at all. He gets the people to fight for him!



Bad Boy Bubby	Mar 21 2006, 04:20 PM Post #6
Gunner Gold Posts: 111 Group: Members Member #477 Joined: March 18, 2006	...but the message of Jesus was love and peace...goodwill to all men???



Brandon	Mar 21 2006, 05:09 PM Post #7
2nd Lieutenant Gold Posts: 3,105 Group: Moderators Member #107 Joined: February 5, 2006	They're not actually fighting dude.



EVILyangkuang	Mar 21 2006, 05:12 PM Post #8
2nd Lieutenant Silver Posts: 2,980 Group: Supermoderators Member #45 Joined: January 18, 2006	I was expecting a deathmatch. How dissapointing.



Bad Boy Bubby	Mar 21 2006, 05:20 PM Post #9
Gunner Gold Posts: 111 Group: Members Member #477 Joined: March 18, 2006	...actually it's a fairly interesting philosophical proposition if you care to think about it a little bit deeper...



Lenore	Mar 22 2006, 08:00 PM Post #10
Private Posts: 21 Group: Members Member #546 Joined: March 22, 2006	Obviously, Jesus would win. Because he can turn water into alcohol B)


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