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How will you die?; Death calculator
Topic Started: Jun 4 2006, 07:07 AM (356 Views)
Genetic God
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Go here, fill out the survey and post your results! Post the first one you get. The page changes every time you refresh the screen.
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php


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Genetic God: At age 87, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
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EVILyangkuang
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EVILyangkuang: At age 101, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

MUST TRAIN HARDER AT TEKKEN
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Genetic God
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Haha... Tekken 23...


:(
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Icey Tundra Paladin
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/roaming mystic ice caves/
Jiro: At age 112, you will die peacfully while you go to sleep on the best day of your life, where you go to heaven, and meet god. Also to be great friends and boogie to Rick James.



Yipeeeee!!!!
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Brandon
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brandon: At age 56, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


I knew I shouldn't have joined the air force.
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Andy
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Sugah!
Andy: At age 48, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
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Andy
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Sugah!
Nik(Tetsuo Shima) got this:

Nik: At age 34, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
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+ Cipolla
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cipolla: At age 90, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
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pianogirl2422
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pianogirl2422: At age 64, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


Damn, that's harsh....
Zim: "WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED!"
Gir: "YAY!"
Zim: "No Gir, that's a bad thing"
~pause~
Gir: "YAY!"
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pianogirl2422
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because he's too lazy to stray from the t.v., here's my cousin's....

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a lovernotafighter: At age 89, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.


Zim: "WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED!"
Gir: "YAY!"
Zim: "No Gir, that's a bad thing"
~pause~
Gir: "YAY!"
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AuhsojSivart
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AuhsojSivart: At age 96, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

I'm a non-violent revolutionary! There's no need to kill me, I'll already be 96.
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thedebo
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Brandon: At age 36 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

that sucks, don't have much longer.
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scaresdale dentist
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scaresdale dentist: At age 43 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

It could be worse ,surely
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Money cant buy happiness, But it pays for alot of pleasure
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