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Pick-DOWN lines
Topic Started: Aug 19 2006, 07:31 AM (2,734 Views)
Genetic God
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I think the title speaks for itself. I get a good laugh out of pick-upDOWN lines... Not the cheesy ones, but the funny ones that guarentee a slap.

  • Are you a library book? 'Cause I'm checkin' you out!


  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written alllll over you!


  • Let's go behind a rock pile and get a little bo(u)lder...


  • Roses are red, violets are blue, (your name) wants to do the horizontal boogie with you!


  • Let's do some Maths, you and me, plus a bed, minus the clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply!


  • If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


  • Is there a keg in those pants? Cos I'd like to tap that ass!


  • Is that shirt felt? No... Do you want it to be?


  • I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.


  • i = Ø when I am not with you


  • Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.


  • My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.


  • You and I add up better than a Riemann sum


  • You've got more curves than a triple integral


  • I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.


  • I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.


  • You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus


  • I want you to be my parabola so I can lay on your maximum point.


  • I wish I was sine squared and you were cosine squared so that together we could be one.


  • Can I plug my solution into your equation?


  • Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you


  • I want to be your DNA polymerase, that way I can unzip your genes.


  • I want to integrate your natural log.


  • Hey, niiiiiice Bible...


  • Can I have a picture of you? Why? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.


  • Is your father a terrorist? 'Cause you're da bomb!


  • I put the stud in study


  • Like a transformer, you're more than meets the eye.


  • I'm not fred flintstone, but i can make your bedrock


  • Are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over


  • If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together


  • If you don't go home with me, i'll kill your family
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EVILyangkuang
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LOL.

Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Did you just fart, because you blow me away?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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i lsot my number can i borrow yourss

did it hurt when it fell from the sky? ur an angel right?
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Brandon
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My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

^ I could pull it off.
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pianogirl2422
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hahahaha, around here, people actually understand all of them. My favorite is the triple integral one.
Zim: "WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED!"
Gir: "YAY!"
Zim: "No Gir, that's a bad thing"
~pause~
Gir: "YAY!"
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SlingBlade - "I swear to Christ--Pursuant to Megan's Law, I am obligated to tell you that I am a convicted sex offender. What's your name?"
Doesn't really fit but i love this line
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/roaming mystic ice caves/
Am I suppose to make something out of this wood?
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oh, i thought this was going to be like, lines that you tell someone who is ugly or annoying to make them go away when they are hitting on you...

'cause i have those...

but not lame pick up lines...
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pianogirl2422
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Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat? Because you're not.
Zim: "WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED!"
Gir: "YAY!"
Zim: "No Gir, that's a bad thing"
~pause~
Gir: "YAY!"
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EVILyangkuang
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Myke
Aug 21 2006, 03:04 PM
oh, i thought this was going to be like, lines that you tell someone who is ugly or annoying to make them go away when they are hitting on you...

'cause i have those...

but not lame pick up lines...

Let's here them.
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scaresdale dentist
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Are you wilma flintstone because ill make you bedrock!

You look like a bird i paid 20$ for do i get a discount this time?

Do you want to dance ? Yeah well you wont want that chair then.

I bet you £1 i can guess your bra size without feeling your tits
*Feel tits* -*slap* Theres your £1.
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Andy
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Sugah!
If this place where a meat market, you'd be prime rib
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Is there an airport near here? Or is that my heart taking off

^ All from Foster home of imaginary friends
:D
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Genetic God
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Raphael Sorel
Aug 29 2006, 07:38 PM
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

This one is so crappy old :aargh:
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Andy
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Sugah!
Innit just
P.s. When is the shop getting put up? I had mine up in under a day!
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